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Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.

Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.

Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.

#1

Samee, But Different

Samee, But Different

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Anna Lessens
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it me or does it seem strange that even though all the shootings by white men outweigh Islamic attacks in America...and yet the hijab is a symbol of terrorism and not the " lone wolf" shooters.

GoddessOdd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it's even stranger that the people most hostile to immigrants of all kinds are the same people who think it's ok to overthrow the government. I am far more afraid of someone in a maga hat than someone in a turban.

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RafCo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In all seriousness though, i do get nervous when I see a white male walking alone anywhere. I start to check for exits.

Beeg Wang
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That is just as bigoted and racist as any other kind of stereotyping. Hope you have the insight to know it.

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JamezyJamez
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or a church Or a mosque Or a synagogue Or a mall Or an arcade Or a junior high school Or a senior high school Or a university Or their workplace Or a restaurant Or a street Or another person's home Or a community center Or their own home

ashtree80
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If a strange white man walks into my church, I'm hitting the deck!

JillyMack
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Glasgow, we have a load of different cultures - I grew up surrounded by Sikhs, Hindus, Muslims and later, Eastern Europeans. Loved it - I learned so much and was exposed to numerous cultures. Never been afraid of anyone in a turban, though I've been really afraid of a dodgy white guy....

Janet Graham
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While that is a great comeback, I wish more people would educate themselves as to different cultures.

Riley Quinn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I fear stupid white men who assume every man wearing a turban is a terrorist, and who cannot distinguish between the various turban styles, colors, and meanings.

Janet Graham
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good snappy comeback. I am not sure if the original person knows the differences in the types of Turbans worn by different groups.

Phyllis Turbin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or an 18 year old driving 200 miles to a black neighborhood to slaughter innocent people.

Falcon on Dizzy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ok...so...seeing someone with a turban *anywhere* is not good, but seeing a white guy enter a school or theater after multiple...incidents...and being uncomfortable is not ok?

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    Atheists, Christians And Cats

    Atheists, Christians And Cats

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    Anna Meyers
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.

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    #5

    Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

    Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

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    #6

    The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

    The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

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    Cosmikid
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scientifically, his little "survey" here is completely biased and designed to provide the answer he wants. And he also doesn't say "flood proof" - which is a bigger real problem than earthquakes - which you are never going to "proof" -

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    #9

    Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

    Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

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    somnomania
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself

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    #10

    Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

    Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

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    beesechurger elite
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways

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    #11

    Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

    Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

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    #12

    Definitely Atheists That Do This

    Definitely Atheists That Do This

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    Jessica Bower
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either

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    #17

    I Mean They've Got A Good Point

    I Mean They've Got A Good Point

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    #18

    Some People… Are Not The Smartest

    Some People… Are Not The Smartest

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    #20

    They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

    They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

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    Terra Renee
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.

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    #24

    You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?

    You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?

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    #31

    I Like Tomatoes

    I Like Tomatoes

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?

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    #32

    No You Didn't

    No You Didn't

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    #34

    I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

    I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

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    over it already
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)

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    #35

    Who Needs Kids Anyway

    Who Needs Kids Anyway

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    beesechurger elite
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊

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    #38

    They Got Nowhere To Be

    They Got Nowhere To Be

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    Jayne Kyra
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.

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    #40

    This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

    This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

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    June’s Very Own
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e

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    #41

    Clever And True

    Clever And True

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    Randolph Croft
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.

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    #42

    That's Gotta Hurt

    That's Gotta Hurt

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    But I Need A Vaccine

    But I Need A Vaccine

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    Random Anon
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.

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    #45

    Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless

    Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless

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    over it already
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆

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    #47

    The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

    The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

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    #49

    Owned, Every Single Time

    Owned, Every Single Time

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    somnomania
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead

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    #50

    It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

    It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

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    #55

    Dschörmen Humour Is Za Best

    Dschörmen Humour Is Za Best

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    NsG
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humour is subjective. This is a very efficient joke, just not (subjectively) that funny.

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    #56

    At Least He Didn't Find Her On Reddit

    At Least He Didn't Find Her On Reddit

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    Chris M
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So only approach women in places where they don't want to be approached. Got it.

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    #57

    I Feel So Lame For Getting Chills At This

    I Feel So Lame For Getting Chills At This

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    #59

    Because They Get Fired

    Because They Get Fired

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    Eagle Girl
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cops don't have McDonald's french fries. You could lure a unibomber from a bunker with those fries

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    #63

    The Passion For Objecting To The Simple Task Of Wearing A Mask Is Creepy

    The Passion For Objecting To The Simple Task Of Wearing A Mask Is Creepy

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    #67

    The Bible Itself Is A Comeback!

    The Bible Itself Is A Comeback!

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    June’s Very Own
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What confuses me is the big controversy and fights that happen because of religion. “Oh I’m right, god is real, what you believe In is wrong” like NO religions are all different, because people believe in different things. Anyone can choose to believe or not believe in anything in the whole world that they want to, and it’s not up for discussion.

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    #68

    Car Thief's Nowadays

    Car Thief's Nowadays

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    J. F.
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the same as the guy who broke into a football coach's home and reported him for having certain pictures of children - there is always a line that never gets crossed, even by criminals

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    #69

    Hate Cancel Culture

    Hate Cancel Culture

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    #72

    Why Didn't He Try Again????

    Why Didn't He Try Again????

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    #74

    Complete F**king Legend

    Complete F**king Legend

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    Tatiana Kouzmanoff
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so great to finally have a president we can be proud of. sure, he's the president of Ukraine, but still proud.

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    #77

    I Don't Remember Seeing This One But Delete If It's A Repost

    I Don't Remember Seeing This One But Delete If It's A Repost

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    #78

    He Is Samoan... Its A Tradition To Have Tattoos

    He Is Samoan... Its A Tradition To Have Tattoos

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    #80

    Love That Disney Channel!!!

    Love That Disney Channel!!!

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    #81

    Oh How The Turn Tables….

    Oh How The Turn Tables….

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    June’s Very Own
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren’t all emergency services permitted to do that? If someone’s house is burning down you can’t expect the fire brigade to stop and wait a red light yk

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    #83

    Ironic, Isn't It?

    Ironic, Isn't It?

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    Leodavinci
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering what going on with crypto right now... not all that ironic.

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    #84

    He “Died” At 33…

    He “Died” At 33…

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    #86

    Vandalized Pineapples Makes Me Laugh Every Time

    Vandalized Pineapples Makes Me Laugh Every Time

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    #87

    Back When Trump Was Elected My Dad Told Me “You’re Welcome.” He Didn’t Like My Response 4 Years Later

    Back When Trump Was Elected My Dad Told Me “You’re Welcome.” He Didn’t Like My Response 4 Years Later

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    #88

    Idiots Gonna Idiot!

    Idiots Gonna Idiot!

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    #90

    Compound Interest

    Compound Interest

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    Eagle Girl
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to Anne Rice, you eat a rich family & live off their property & assets

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    #93

    Is This A Comeback? Idk

    Is This A Comeback? Idk

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    Rachknits
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'How to tell you're not over someone without saying you're not over them'

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    #94

    Removed Names And Such. But Enjoy This One

    Removed Names And Such. But Enjoy This One

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    #96

    Lauren Boebert Is An Idiot

    Lauren Boebert Is An Idiot

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    Chris M
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rule of thumb, the left is trying to save people, the right is trying to kill them.

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    #98

    This Must Be Nice

    This Must Be Nice

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    Leodavinci
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering that the EC was implemented to prevent the election of someone like Trump, the fact that it failed is pretty much proof it doesn't work.

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    #99

    Glad Someone Put Her In Her Place

    Glad Someone Put Her In Her Place

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    Ally Joy
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She will be sitting at the gas station looking like a fool for a long time

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    #101

    Sue’s Half-Blind, But She Isn’t A Pushover

    Sue’s Half-Blind, But She Isn’t A Pushover

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    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why this is such an issue. It's not like I'm screaming the words in my head as I'm reading. And I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be screaming them if I had to read them out loud.

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    #102

    Equality In A Nutshell

    Equality In A Nutshell

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    phil blanque
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An 11-year old of any gender expressing that about an adult stranger should be a deep concern...not something to post on the internet. Very weird.

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    #103

    Those Are Rookie Numbers In India

    Those Are Rookie Numbers In India

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    #106

    Double Standards

    Double Standards

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    Tom Hanlin
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you adding all that censorship because these images are plagiarized, or what's going on here?

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    #107

    This Is Where Being Big-Headed Gets You

    This Is Where Being Big-Headed Gets You

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    #108

    Good To Know That "Bozo" Is Alive And Well

    Good To Know That "Bozo" Is Alive And Well

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    Eagle Girl
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe it got run over by a wheelchair accessible van, that's if karma didn't take the day off lol

    #109

    Hmmmmm Think You May Be Wrong

    Hmmmmm Think You May Be Wrong

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    #110

    A Really Poisonous Congresswoman?

    A Really Poisonous Congresswoman?

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    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they really think Biden's sitting around perusing Twitter? That was Trump's modus operandi.

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    #111

    Copy And Paste Attack

    Copy And Paste Attack

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    #114

    Cant Think Of A Title

    Cant Think Of A Title

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    #116

    Destruction 100

    Destruction 100

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    WhyAmIHere
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But.....SAYING SPEECH 100 IS CALLING THEM GOOD??? oh...wait they're being sarcastic. Sorry they were speaking idiot I didn't understand for a sec.

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    #118

    Full Support

    Full Support

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    #120

    Elon Musk Has A Son??

    Elon Musk Has A Son??

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    Tiny Dancer
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be easy to forget the little buggers considering some of their names! The latest is Exa Dark Sideræl (she goes by Y), Griffin, Xavier, Kai, Saxon, Damian and X.

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    #121

    Breakup Texts

    Breakup Texts

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    Anna Lessens
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We really should deal with this orgasm predicament. I propose adequate sex education...nah that will just slow abortions.....sigh

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    #122

    Well She Did What He Asked, Right?

    Well She Did What He Asked, Right?

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    #123

    This One Legit Made Me Laugh Ngl

    This One Legit Made Me Laugh Ngl

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