That was a sweetly dark burn

Yup!

oh how the turns have tabled

I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.

I've seen this a few times before and every time its amazing

Scientifically, his little "survey" here is completely biased and designed to provide the answer he wants. And he also doesn't say "flood proof" - which is a bigger real problem than earthquakes - which you are never going to "proof" -

haha welp

Been a bad mouth looser it seems

thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself

We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways

He's going to need a lot of aloe for that burn.

I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either

Good comparison

The entitlement geez

Still one of my favorite comebacks.

AAAHAHHAAHA *wheeze*

Why do you wear clothes? You have skin, right?

Simile to the ones my mother makes.

I hope it becomes legal here where I live

They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.

He's not wrong.

Yup!

I wish this was less true.

oh, trump supporters. never get boring when you guys are here.

shut her down real quick

Hahahahaha

ah yes, the old seeing gay makes u gay argument

Period

*no Trumpists*

We can live in our housing without being told the decor is wrong by a HOA. Also, we can't get fired coz the boss is in a bad mood or wants to bully someone. We also don't need ID to buy alcohol to celebrate our 90th birthday. Also our cops tend to not be murderous untrained egotistical psychopaths. Amongst other things.

Paid leave #UK

When my siblings go to school the only thing I worry about is a lice infestation

Minimum 5 weeks vacation per year...

Whispers* police officers who do their jobs right*

This is someone who never grew out of saying “my dad is better than your dad” in kindergarten.

Our past is taught in schools. Quite thoroughly. Greeting from Germany.

*joins in* the items' price you see at supermarkets is the actual price you pay at checkout

Whisper* gay rights*

Maybe a civil war is needed

*whispers* an electoral system that makes everyone over 18 vote, so we never have extremists hijacking the democracy. It's not perfect, just better

A US colleague was back at work within a week of having a baby, luckily she gets to work part time remotely due to the pandemic but that notion is absolutely insane to me.

Better wages.