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40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread A woman yelled at me for parking a car with a handicap tag in a non-handicap spot. She believed that I had to park only in handicap spots.

ocrohnahan , wikimedia Report

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Shelp 3 years ago

And also believed it was her business to tell you

180points

The idea for this post came to GuyWithAScuffedLife quite spontaneously. "I was talking with my friends and I was just scrolling through Reddit, and then decided to ask a random question," they told Bored Panda.

"There [were] a lot of liberal and democratic people [in the comments] because a lot of the replies were directed towards anti-maskers, Trump, etc." But the good thing was that a lot of the stories turned out to be funny and GuyWithAScuffedLife had plenty of opportunities for a good laugh. Which is what they think is how you recover after saying something stupid yourself.

"Just laugh at it with other people because there is no harm in [admitting to saying something silly] and laughing about it."

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread Teenagers are too young to truly have anxiety, depression, or PTSD.

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

This is such a senseless thing to say. Bottom line: anyone at any age, of any race, of any life experiences CAN EXPERIENCE TRAUMA! And that's okay because there is support for that. Please no one feel like you're alone, there is always somebody out there who cares to listen.

132points

Discussing religion with two Christian friends (Brother and sister duo) - I’m a nonbeliever and they were in your face jerks about it. These two are pretty much why I hate discussing religion.

The sister said something like “I bet you don’t even know how many apostles there were!”

I said “Twelve.”

The brother shouts “Ha! Wrong! It was seven!”

To her credit, the sister immediately facepalmed. And I kid you not when I say this is my actual response: “So, was it Doc or Dopey that betrayed Christ?”

Xiao_Qinggui Report

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238points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

The response is gold.

124points

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread "If evolution is true then how did a human man evolve perfectly to match a human woman."

As if they evolved separately then met up one day.

TopScruffy , pixabay Report

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230points

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River Webb 3 years ago

"hey you look hot, wanna procreate?"

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Cherilynn Veland, MSW, LCSW, who is a counselor and coach based in Chicago and who has been helping individuals, couples, and families for over 20 years now, agrees.

The best way to cope when we suffer from a verbal snafu, according to Veland, is to:

Try to learn from the feelings of shame that these situations create;
Use the mistake to practice humility;
Find the learning lessons in the mistake;
Practice laughing at yourself.

Plus, apologies are often accepted!

"If pregnancy were really that challenging and such a burden, the human race would have died out a long time ago."

Yes, it was a man. Yes, I still know him.

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225points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

And this ladies and gentlemen is why that task is given to women...

215points

Gay people choose to be that way. Yup they wake up and think, well life is good I feel like being abused for no reason.

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LuckyL 3 years ago

I think the best response is: Okay, then go ahead and choose to be gay for a week and then we can discuss.

154points

Was told by someone that Australia doesn't exist cuz we don't fit on the flat earth......... we were in Australia

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214points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

In that case, would somebody please lend me their cat so we can push this person off the edge of said "flat earth?"

105points

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread “If evolution was real, why are there still monkeys?” – worst first & last date.

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214points

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Shelp 3 years ago

If independence is real, why does the UK still exist?

130points

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40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread "It's FAA law that there can only be one Christian pilot per plane. That way when the rapture comes, the other guy can land the sinners left on the plane safely."

This was in college. Not a religious college. She said this like we were the stupid ones.

IrradiatedBeagle , unsplash Report

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206points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

Ah yes the FAA Cult Clause in section 6.6.6...

139points

#11

The vaccine is made from aborted babies

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Hendra Lim 3 years ago

this is stupidity on another level

141points

#12

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread That being diabetic is something you can DO at home, and an addiction that is not suitable to DO when in public.

Yes, someone told me that in full confidence.

Emile_the_rat , pexels Report

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190points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

Is there a pancreatic transplant clause that can be enacted against the person who said this? Because by the time I would've been done with him, his insulin supply would've been drained and his epinephrine would be in excess.

44points

#13

Being Bipolar is a choice. Yea sure it is sweetheart. I don’t talk to them anymore

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River Webb 3 years ago

who would choose to have bipolar? glad you don't talk to her anymore

82points

#14

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread In my sex ed class in highschool, we had an assignment where we had to name all the parts of the male genitalia and this one girl said (with a nasty attitude, might I add) “men don’t have bladders!”

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169points

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Monday 3 years ago

Pee is stored in the balls.

152points

#15

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread "Informed people don't make better decisions than uninformed people. That's a myth." He wasn't joking.

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Otter 3 years ago

Well-informed people can be as stupid as anyone, when it comes to, say, sex.

58points

#16

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread I was told by a teacher that lots of people have diabetes and I need to get over it, it's not that big of a deal.

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165points

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Monday 3 years ago (edited)

Well the first part is true at least....lots of people do have diabetes....so that's something?

71points

#17

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread Rabbits lay eggs.

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

Well how else would the Easter Bunny deliver? 🥚🐣🐰

146points

#18

Maybe the thing about injecting bleach into your system to kill the coronavirus

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Caro Caro 3 years ago

I wish he set the example and did this live on tv. That would have been a hoot :D

131points

#19

Someone told me you could get to Hawaii by boat in 20 minutes because it’s right off the coast of California.

I think he was looking at one of those maps that had Alaska and Hawaii in the bottom left corner and thought that’s how it really was.

Actuaryba Report

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152points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

I believe this falls on the failure of the education system right?

56points

#20

“I didn’t know Hitler was Australian.” If you didn’t get it, I would gladly tell you the full story if you want to.

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150points

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Angela B 3 years ago

*Grabs popcorn and comfy chair* Full story please.

123points

#21

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread If you wash your hands in the hot water you don't need soap. Hot water will kill all germs

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David Woollands 3 years ago

Boiling water maybe!! Bye bye skin!!

153points

#22

I had just moved into a new place and had a roommate told me that women who get raped while drunk deserve it.

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148points

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Caro Caro 3 years ago

That mother.f.ucker is probably a rapist and deserves to have his di*k cut of with a blunt knife.

239points

#23

I told a guy a few hours after a terrible date (needed to calm down) that it wasn’t going to work between us. Two days later I get a text saying he had a long hard conversation with himself the day after the date and, long story short, he didn’t think we were compatible to date right now.

Completely confident that it was his idea. Just gonna let him think it and be glad I never have to deal with again.

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147points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

Well, you made the right choice, both of you... Or all of you.

65points

#24

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread A coworker of mine once told me that any animal could reproduce with any other animal, that DNA wasn't important and that all sperm was the same.

She believed this because she once saw a litter of diseased, deformed puppies and had decided that they must be half rat.

Hypersapien , unsplash Report

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144points

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Auntriarch 3 years ago (edited)

Well at least she was working from an observation, not some made up crap that she'd heard from someone else.

78points

#25

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread The earth is flat!

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131points

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Mohsie Supposie 3 years ago

The Earth IS flat. It has just been rolled round into the shape of a flattened sphere so we don't fall off the edge.

53points

memyselfandI 3 years ago

The earth is flat… -out spherical!

5points

Eric Mac Fadden 3 years ago (edited)

The Earth is HELICAL

5points

Debbie Burton 3 years ago

There are some mountains

0points

Gerard Neaux 3 years ago (edited)

After being rolled up, the earth is how a pancake

0points

Serial pacifist 3 years ago

I would come with a banner: 'I live in a FLAT, Earth is not it.' just to confuse him.

15points

deanna woods 3 years ago

I will never understand where this ridiculous argument came from.

9points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

Turns out it's from a scam for 25 cents. square-618...8d135d.jpg

1point

Fred L. 3 years ago

Yes, and it is balanced on four elephants standing on a turtle.

7points

juztme 3 years ago

And flying around in space.. I love those books..

3points

Calyfan Yelood 3 years ago

if the earth was round, why are shoes flat?

3points

Trillian 3 years ago

If tennis balls are round, why is the racket flat?

3points

Martin Forbes 3 years ago

If the Earth truly was flat, wouldn't the edges be a really popular tourist attraction ?

2points

Adam Belaire 3 years ago

The world is neither flat nor round. The world is a vampire.

2points

FleurTangClan 3 years ago

Sent to drai-ee-ai-ee-ainnnn 😂

1point

kjorn 3 years ago

this is one of the stupidest thing ever! i'd find it easier to believe that we lives in the Matrix than having a flat earth.

2points

Jan Puckett 3 years ago

I want a friend. I want a friend so bad... even if it's a friend I argue with

1point

maryhadalittlelamb 3 years ago

Hello, what do you want to argue about? :D

0points

Thomas Sweda 3 years ago

So is my cousin.

1point

Angie Falzarano 6 months ago

How we know the earth isn't flat is because if it were cats would be knocking sh#t off the edge constantly.

0points

Keith Williams 2 years ago

If the world were flat, cats would push everything off the edge.

0points

Billy Haake 3 years ago

These bozos must be siblings of Sovereign Citizens.

0points

Rick Hoppenbrouwer 3 years ago

In some spots.

0points

Jess Thompson 3 years ago

0points

Weim Central 3 years ago

Just curious what that QR code reveals...

0points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

That's the sh*ttest Stanley Green cosplay i've ever known.

0points

Lyone Fein 3 years ago

What about all the mountains and valleys?

0points

v 3 years ago

If you've got the free time to dig in to FE forums and the fortitude to engage the people of those forums I can guarantee that you will find...or endure...depending on how you look at it, frustration and, if you're willing, humor in what they believe and how they defend what they believe.

0points

Les Izmore 3 years ago

If the earth is flat explain mountains

0points

RandomX123 3 years ago

"Not real"/"Fake"/, etc.

0points

Maurettis 3 years ago

"The flat earth society has members all around the globe"

0points

Spikey boi 3 years ago

Of course the earth isn't flat! It's a cube, why can't people get it right?

0points

Bobby 3 years ago

Ok, who's with me in starting the Torus earth movement?

0points

Samantha Hurrell 3 years ago

I would love to ask how many people have been pushed off by cats.

0points

Cath poop 3 years ago

Nothing infuriates me more than grown adults going around thinking this is real.

0points

Mazer 3 years ago

No bro, pictures of the Earth are flat, cleared up?!

0points

DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago

Sure, we've got a lot of plains. Lol

0points

bryguy 3 years ago

I get there were flat earthers hundreds of years ago, but like... we can go up and see it with human eyes now. There's photos. How can you still believe something so foolish at this point?

0points

Goth mouse (they/them) 3 years ago

How can people believe that?? Wheres the edge and wouldn’t people fall off it? 😧

0points

juztme 3 years ago

I saw a show on discovery and they believe the northpole is the edge, with high icy mountains so you dont fall off. :/

0points

Mike Crow 3 years ago

Flat earthers demand evidence the the world is round. Photos, videos, scientific evidence is provided yet they scream it’s all fake.

0points

Truth Monster 3 years ago

I'll TELL YOU THE TRUTH. THE EARTH IS FLAT!!! .....in places lol

0points

Otter 3 years ago

I want to meet a flat-earther someday, and ask them how they explain things disappearing below the horizon.

0points

Got Myself 4 Dwarves 3 years ago

My favourite ever moment on any documentary was on some flat earther thing, think it was "behind the curve" where they were trying to prove they were right so paid some ridiculous amount of money for some laser gadget that they shone through two holes lined up over a distance, if after an hour they no longer lined up it showed that the earth rotated, if it didn't then the earth was flat - and guess what happened. The guy just paid crazy money to prove himself wrong - it was hilarious, just him going "hmm interesting" at the end. Brilliant.

4points

littlesaresare 3 years ago

"Water mountains." Not sure if it's a common concept, but I have seen at least one flat earther claim that things disappearing over the horizin is proof that they're going behind a water mountain.

0points

allan dorfling 3 years ago

No you don't trust me

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Libstak 3 years ago

And coming up over the horizon...

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Gin. No tonic 3 years ago

You can't see that far. I just gests smaller and smaller as it goes further.

0points

karla Meixnerová 3 years ago

Well, they're gonna go over the edge, aren't they? :D

0points

Angela B 3 years ago

NOPE

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Sam Yobado 3 years ago

If it's flat why doesn't the water fall of the sides? Accidently drops mic to the floor. Mic is now broken.

-2points

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#26

“Two years from now, spam will be solved.”

Bill Gates 2004

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130points

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Lucifer 3 years ago

The major corporations are the biggest spammers. They all bought out the smaller spammers.

36points

#27

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread "This bacon is so raw, I can still hear it mooing!"

(For the record, the bacon was precooked.)

NeedsMoreTuba , unsplash Report

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126points

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Buren 3 years ago

That is a MOO point! It doesn't matter, like a cow's opinion. It's moo.

103points

#28

An adult told me that the sun isn’t a star.

TXcacher , unsplash Report

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124points

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Shelp 3 years ago

Well duh, it's a natural satellite, just like the moon

50points

#29

I once drove past a car park being demolished with my mum in the car. The demo crew were spraying the structure with water to keep the dust down, my mother, bless her insisted they were doing it to soften the concrete.

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120points

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Caro Caro 3 years ago

Aaaaaw, that's sweet.

44points

#30

i have diagnosed ADHD. my friend once told me i didn’t have it and was lying because i didn’t bring fidget toys to school

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Caro Caro 3 years ago

People saying that are so bloody stupid. They think all the people who suffer from ADHD can't sit still and are jittery all the time. It's much more than that ... Maaaaan.

73points

#31

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread My roommate once told me we were in South America. We live in Canada.

renklo , unsplash Report

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Wistiti 3 years ago

Was it that time Canada was over 50° C? Maybe he got confuse for a bit. A heatstroke can do that to you.

48points

#32

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread I was in a high school history class and we were talking about Freud. Our teacher asked if any of us knew what penis envy was. One student who was straight faced and way too confident answered “it’s when one man is jealous of another man’s penis size”. Comedy gold.

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115points

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Otter 3 years ago

That was strictly true. Penis envy as described by Freud was nothing more that women wishing they had more of the societal privileges granted to men, but that's not envy, that's just basic fairness. True penis envy is experienced by men.

112points

#33

A friend once told me that all cancer was a completely man made phenomenon.

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104points

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Caro Caro 3 years ago

I sincerely hope this person rots in hell forever.

41points

#34

"I thought the turtle would eat algae. That's what my koi did."

The baby turtle was kept in a small glass bowl without algae. It also didn't have UV light, and was fed shrimp, the turtle equivalent of living on desserts. I got it a perching spot in an aquarium, UV light, water heater/thermostat, and real turtle pellets.

This person otherwise comes off as fairly bright, and sustains himself with his own businesses. The differences between fish and reptiles apparently didn't really hit him.

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102points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

This is why everyone should be educated on pet care before adopting.

106points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#35

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread that i'm stupid for checking reviews on products before ordering them.

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100points

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Caro Caro 3 years ago

Meh, should you believe the reviews then? Sometimes the companies post reviews about their own products. (Law being made in the Netherlands for this btw).

21points

#36

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread Not sure if this counts, but one time my little brother walked up to me and awkwardly asked “is the cat dead” as he held our cat, who was purring…

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Buren 3 years ago

Schrodinger's cat?

59points

#37

One time I was sitting with a patient, he was bit by a dog, his leg was torn up pretty bad, he couldn't even walk. As I finished bandaging him, he said "it's fine, I can walk" and he got up, and fell on his face

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Otter 3 years ago

I call that "stubbonoldmanitis". It's common.

75points

#38

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread Pigeons are fat because they are pregnant.

rmadiumbeadist , unsplash Report

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95points

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River Webb 3 years ago

pigeons need to learn about protection

68points

#39

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread Cuba is in Asia.

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87points

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Ines Olabarria-Smith 3 years ago

Spain is in the Mexican gulf

28points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#40

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread My grandmother always believed whenever we saw a rain clouds in the distant she would be upset(being a farmers wife) because she thought the clouds were sucking the water out of the ground. My mom set her straight but I don’t think she believed her though

comicsemporium , unsplash Report

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84points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

Technically, the water cycle involves evaporation (molecular droplets lifting from water bodies on the surface), condensation (in the clouds) and precipitation... Not so sure about the mood changes though...Unless it's been raining for a few weeks straight.

23points

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You'll never find anyone who will love you more than me.

If that was love, I shudder to think what hate was like.

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38points

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Jo Morris 3 years ago

I hope you found that person.

15points

#42

They just proved the other day the earth is only 6000 years old...

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

No, no! It's only 2021 years old! 😂🤣 (That's sarcasm just so we're clear).

42points

#43

That my friend told everyone that the titanic wasn’t real.

Untitled_Noob Report

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36points

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Otter 3 years ago

Welll... the one in the movie wasnt real...

14points

#44

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread That they didn’t believe in western medicine

FkoffHir , unsplash Report

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35points

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James016 3 years ago

Are those the new 5G nanobot pills?

32points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#45

When I was in high school, a girl who sat in front of me in one of my classes asked me what the word “intelligent” meant. I laughed because I thought she was joking.

She wasn’t.

gubbygoobyqt Report

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34points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

It means that you're not it.

17points

#46

I had a guy in middle school spend like two hours over a day trying to convince me that the speed of a fart is greater than the speed of light

He thought there was some special speed for things that have smell and that it's faster than light... But... You know, it's just a gas. Also I'd never spoken to the guy before that day, like it was completely unprompted.

REMdot-yt Report

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34points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

Well now I know about a brain fart that is faster than the speed of light.

20points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

#47

My friend told me if you had a test with 101 questions and you got them all wrong, your score would be a -1. Yeah, I’d love to see the grade calculators handle that one.

Trouble102134 Report

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33points

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Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#48

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread Someone I was having a conversation with said that Dinosaurs exist in Korea. They said it like it was a fact...

Theoddbush , unsplash Report

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33points

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Otter 3 years ago

Well they did (past tense).

20points

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#49

This one girl was talking to me about a girl who’d had many relationships with other girls throughout her entire life, saying: “We all had that phase, she’s still a little bit confused obviously.”

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33points

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Auntriarch 3 years ago

Yeah right, my colleague is so confused she's been married to a girl for 25 years...

40points

#50

Them: “How do you make gulag?”

Me: “Make what?”

Them: “Gulag? Like the soup?”

Took me a few more minutes that gulag is a Soviet labor camp and not a type of soup. The worst part is that this conversation took place in the middle of a world history class. Fml.

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32points

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Jo Morris 3 years ago

Probably meant goulash, not Gulag.

50points

#51

Highschool debate class Everyone discussing how every dude jerks offs

Girl: my bf doesnt, ever.

Everyone else: yes he does, youre in denial. Do you know what denial means?

Girl: of course I do long pause ...but I'm American

josims88 Report

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

Case and point.

15points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

#52

“You are not getting a single penny out of me” Scammer threw around 14 (civil and criminal) lawsuits against me and my family clearly being on the wrong against a single one of ours and lost all of them basically going bankrupt on the process

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29points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

Karma.

11points

#53

You don't have learning difficulties or mental health you were made to think you do by teachers.

This coming from a man who in his youth taught kids with special needs.

CursedFamilyTree Report

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29points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

I feel bad for the kids he taught, hope he didn't share any of his "wisdom."

13points

#54

I said in all seriousness “Mutton isn’t a real meat”

mgentry999 Report

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29points

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Mazer 3 years ago

Clearly you are correct Mutton comes from Muppets, and Muppets can not be killed or eaten, sooooo SPOT ON!!

15points

#55

A kid really believed and tried to convince me that in the movie Jaws there were 2 little people inside the mechanical shark peddling to make the shark swim and attack. He truly believed it to

comicsemporium Report

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28points

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Otter 3 years ago

No, that was R2D2, and it was one small guy.

22points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

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Guy Divorced 3 Years Ago Drops Off 3 Y.O. With His Ex-Wife Completely Out Of The Blue

#56

My buddy said he’s topped his Mazda Miata at 240mph. I made sure to clarify it was mph and not kph.

Aries_Horns Report

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23points

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ADHORTATOR 3 years ago

I don't think that a Miata can reach 240 kph.... neither that someone would survive this crash

6points

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#57

"Mr. Teacher, it's because aluminum isn't a metal!" Still ashamed of that one.

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22points

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David Woollands 3 years ago

Don’t even ask about mercury!!

8points

#58

Grey is not a color

cheesebalsak Report

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Buren 3 years ago

What? I heard there are at least fifty shades of them!

45points

#59

I made an argument about humans dealing with dinosaurs during a discussion, please don't laugh at me

Kilroy83 Report

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21points

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ZAPanda 3 years ago

well jurassic park IS a documentary after all.

13points

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#60

its that 1 billion is less then a million

Final score:

20points

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Libstak 3 years ago

Well if I had a million dollar house I'd gladly sell it to them for a discounted price of 1 billion.

21points

#61

I've had a few moments like this.

I live in the USA. When I was 5, I watched a lot of stuff about China and heard the word a lot growing up. In my first week of school, my music teacher (for some reason) tested our knowledge and asked us what state we lived in. Everyone else shouted our state name. I, with all confidence, exclaimed, "China!" Everyone was laughing. I've been a quiet child since.

Over ten years later, I'm on a vacation with my family and we stop at a hotel for the night on our way home. I was half asleep and had recently seen the movie "Into the Woods" not long before. The opening song was playing in my head (the one where the characters are stating their predicaments and constantly said, "Into the woods~"). My dad turns and asks me a question. I, with very tired confidence and not having heard a word he said, exclaimed, "Into the Woods!" My family still makes fun of me about that today.

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19points

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Demi Zwaan 3 years ago

This is nothing to be ashamed of. A 5 year old can make mistakes and so can a tired 15 year old. It's not like the others, where someone is confidently wrong.

29points

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#62

Wisdom teeth are there to replace teeth that fall out

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ADHORTATOR 3 years ago

that's not totally false...

21points

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Casey McAlister 3 years ago

My coworker made a mistake in a mathematical problem, I pointed it out, and she said "Well, it's just your opinion". I'm afraid math doesn't work like that.

28points

DuchessDegu 3 years ago

A colleague doesn't understand (actually he think he's right and the rest of the world is wrong) that having something discounted by 20% is not the same as 20% of a number - so if something costs £100 and it's 20% off, he expects it to cost £20.

8points

HempFairy 3 years ago

Brazilian president Jair Messias Bolsonaro, said covid-19 vaccines causes AIDS! Oi?! (O_o)

7points

Seabeast 3 years ago

He is such an idiot on all levels.

11points

Dan St John 3 years ago

We had a president who said the pandemic would go away when the weather warmed up in April of 2020. Sound familiar???

2points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

A friend told me they call him Bozonaro, as in Bozo the clown. I see why.

0points

MonsterMum 3 years ago

If you're not dead you can have unprotected sex?

0points

Carol Emory 3 years ago

Was he the one that got arrested for endangering the public?

0points

GaeFrog 3 years ago

I've got 2 good ones! 1: someone once said to me (completely serious) that if you get cancer you can just not eat for 1 year because the cancer germs wont have anything to feed off of. Then proceeded to explain how if you only drink water it will replace the nutrients from food. 2: someone told me the sun is on fire I dont really remember the context but we were in an argument and he was a fully grown adult

5points

Eiram 3 years ago (edited)

Ummm. The sun IS on fire. What we see is the flaming Corona of an ultra dense ball of gasses and metals that are reacting to constantly being crushed by insane amounts of gravity by losing energy in the form of exothermal heat.. So, yeah... it's on fire.

6points

matthew owen 3 years ago

I'm English, whilst in America I was told Scotland isn't in Britain, its in Northern Europe.

2points

Dodo 3 years ago

Scots would probably be happy to hear that

3points

bill marsano 3 years ago

In 2016 economist Paul Krugman wrote that if Trump were elected, the stock market would never recover. In 1998 he wrote that the internet had peaked and would have no more effect on business than the fax machine. And he won a Nobel Prize!

1point

Yort 3 years ago

The comments are making me angrier than the stupid quotes! Yay!

1point

juztme 3 years ago

Someone told me ones that chocolatmilk comes from brown cows.. And yes.. He is a adult..

1point

Brendan Roberts 3 years ago

And, of course, marshmallows come from flamingos.

1point

Brendan Roberts 3 years ago

My friend once said, in all seriousness, that the earth isn't flat. He claimed it is a sphere LMAO! I never let him live it down.

1point

Auntriarch 3 years ago

Huh, so how did he explain why Australians don't fall off???

5points

Joanna Werman 3 years ago

In simple terms – a circle is a round object in a plane, while a sphere is a round object in a space. Circle, as a two-dimensional figure has only an area – πr2.

1point

maryhadalittlelamb 3 years ago

Should there be a "/s" at the end? Or are you a flat-earther?

1point

Deborah Rubin 1 year ago

Reading comments like this makes me fear for the future o humanity.

0points

Tiffany Sparks 2 years ago

Some vaccines are developed and/or tested on continually reproduced aborted fetal cells from the 80's. We no longer use the chicken egg method for the reproducing viruses for vaccines normally. It's more accurate to say "yes, aborted fetal cells" than "no aborted fetal cells" Also there was no mention of "injecting bleach to cure COVID" it was "disinfectant". Common disinfectants are that can be injected by medical professional are hydrogen peroxide, alcohol, iodine and others that I can't currently remember.

0points

Niall Mac Iomera 3 years ago

Once had a friend of my sister's ask if we had a swimming pool. ...while she was in our swimming pool.

0points

MimSorensson 2 years ago

Absolutely not. This is a walking pool only.

2points

Happy Daihatsu 3 years ago

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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

We all have our weak spots, and she seems to understand and accept what hers are

0points

Eiram 3 years ago

Islands float... A woman with three kids once told me that islands must be floating since they can move independently of each other (a phenomenon that happens when islands are on separate tectonic plates next to each other like in Southeast Alaska). I had to explain it was lava under everything and the oceans are like bowls.

0points

Dan St John 3 years ago

I was dating a girl and we were going from Tahoe to LA. As we went over the Donner pass we went by the monument. She had never heard the Donner story, so I told her about how they had gotten their wagon train stuck in blizzard and ended up cannibalizing their own to stay alive. When I finished the story, there was a long pause and then she looked at me and asked, "Why didn't they just follow the road out?" She was also valedictorian of her high school.

0points

Dodo 3 years ago

I could accept her answer if she thought it happened a couple years ago

0points

d bradley 3 years ago

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MimSorensson 2 years ago

I don’t even know what “woke” means anymore. It seems to have warped into meaning either “people who believe in science”, “people who disagree with me” or “people who have left the 1800s behind” - or all of the above. I’ve given up on the term entirely at this point.

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Casey McAlister 3 years ago

My coworker made a mistake in a mathematical problem, I pointed it out, and she said "Well, it's just your opinion". I'm afraid math doesn't work like that.

28points

DuchessDegu 3 years ago

8points

HempFairy 3 years ago

Brazilian president Jair Messias Bolsonaro, said covid-19 vaccines causes AIDS! Oi?! (O_o)

7points

Seabeast 3 years ago

He is such an idiot on all levels.

11points

Dan St John 3 years ago

We had a president who said the pandemic would go away when the weather warmed up in April of 2020. Sound familiar???

2points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

A friend told me they call him Bozonaro, as in Bozo the clown. I see why.

0points

MonsterMum 3 years ago

If you're not dead you can have unprotected sex?

0points

Carol Emory 3 years ago

Was he the one that got arrested for endangering the public?

0points

GaeFrog 3 years ago

5points

Eiram 3 years ago (edited)

6points

matthew owen 3 years ago

I'm English, whilst in America I was told Scotland isn't in Britain, its in Northern Europe.

2points

Dodo 3 years ago

Scots would probably be happy to hear that

3points

bill marsano 3 years ago

1point

Yort 3 years ago

The comments are making me angrier than the stupid quotes! Yay!

1point

juztme 3 years ago

Someone told me ones that chocolatmilk comes from brown cows.. And yes.. He is a adult..

1point

Brendan Roberts 3 years ago

And, of course, marshmallows come from flamingos.

1point

Brendan Roberts 3 years ago

My friend once said, in all seriousness, that the earth isn't flat. He claimed it is a sphere LMAO! I never let him live it down.

1point

Auntriarch 3 years ago

Huh, so how did he explain why Australians don't fall off???

5points

Joanna Werman 3 years ago

In simple terms – a circle is a round object in a plane, while a sphere is a round object in a space. Circle, as a two-dimensional figure has only an area – πr2.

1point

maryhadalittlelamb 3 years ago

Should there be a "/s" at the end? Or are you a flat-earther?

1point

Deborah Rubin 1 year ago

Reading comments like this makes me fear for the future o humanity.

0points

Tiffany Sparks 2 years ago

0points

Niall Mac Iomera 3 years ago

Once had a friend of my sister's ask if we had a swimming pool. ...while she was in our swimming pool.

0points

MimSorensson 2 years ago

Absolutely not. This is a walking pool only.

2points

Happy Daihatsu 3 years ago

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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

We all have our weak spots, and she seems to understand and accept what hers are

0points

Eiram 3 years ago

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Dan St John 3 years ago

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Dodo 3 years ago

I could accept her answer if she thought it happened a couple years ago

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d bradley 3 years ago

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MimSorensson 2 years ago

1point