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Show me a person who claims they never talk nonsense and I'll show you a liar. Silly words falling from our mouths is what makes us human.
But preaching ignorance in an attempt to persuade others? Not so much.
Recently, Redditor GuyWithAScuffedLife asked other platform users: "What is the dumbest thing someone has said with full confidence?" And boy, did that question resonate with everyone!
So far, the post has received nearly 1,500 comments, many of which prove how easy it is to make a fool of yourself.
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#2
A woman yelled at me for parking a car with a handicap tag in a non-handicap spot. She believed that I had to park only in handicap spots.
The idea for this post came to GuyWithAScuffedLife quite spontaneously. "I was talking with my friends and I was just scrolling through Reddit, and then decided to ask a random question," they told Bored Panda.
"There [were] a lot of liberal and democratic people [in the comments] because a lot of the replies were directed towards anti-maskers, Trump, etc." But the good thing was that a lot of the stories turned out to be funny and GuyWithAScuffedLife had plenty of opportunities for a good laugh. Which is what they think is how you recover after saying something stupid yourself.
"Just laugh at it with other people because there is no harm in [admitting to saying something silly] and laughing about it."
#3
Teenagers are too young to truly have anxiety, depression, or PTSD.
Madison Feehan 3 years ago
This is such a senseless thing to say. Bottom line: anyone at any age, of any race, of any life experiences CAN EXPERIENCE TRAUMA! And that's okay because there is support for that. Please no one feel like you're alone, there is always somebody out there who cares to listen.
#4
Discussing religion with two Christian friends (Brother and sister duo) - I’m a nonbeliever and they were in your face jerks about it. These two are pretty much why I hate discussing religion.
The sister said something like “I bet you don’t even know how many apostles there were!”
I said “Twelve.”
The brother shouts “Ha! Wrong! It was seven!”
To her credit, the sister immediately facepalmed. And I kid you not when I say this is my actual response: “So, was it Doc or Dopey that betrayed Christ?”
#5
"If evolution is true then how did a human man evolve perfectly to match a human woman."
As if they evolved separately then met up one day.
Cherilynn Veland, MSW, LCSW, who is a counselor and coach based in Chicago and who has been helping individuals, couples, and families for over 20 years now, agrees.
The best way to cope when we suffer from a verbal snafu, according to Veland, is to:
- Try to learn from the feelings of shame that these situations create;
- Use the mistake to practice humility;
- Find the learning lessons in the mistake;
- Practice laughing at yourself.
Plus, apologies are often accepted!
#6
"If pregnancy were really that challenging and such a burden, the human race would have died out a long time ago."
Yes, it was a man. Yes, I still know him.
Madison Feehan 3 years ago
And this ladies and gentlemen is why that task is given to women...
Monday 3 years ago
I hear the comparison of being kicked in the balls is worse than giving birth because no man turns around and says "kick me again" but women say "let's have another kid".....and I always have to wonder did they forget that giving birth gives you a baby and being kicked in the balls gives you nothing? If there was a reward for being kicked in the balls I bet more men would be willing to put up with it.
Brendan Roberts 3 years ago
Being a man, I don't know what childbirth feels like. But I do know that being kicked in the balls is excruciating. However, the biggest difference (in my opinion) is that childbirth can last days. So I think women deserve the gold medal.
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German Gargicevich 3 years ago
In the 1800s, a woman had a one in eight chance of dying in childbirth during her lifetime.
Becky Samuel 3 years ago
But before that, when men were rarely involved in the process and people didn't put their hands inside the woman, the death rate was much lower. So many women died from having infection introduced by well-meaning doctors (and others). Hand hygiene is *everything*.
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Leo Domitrix 3 years ago
Women died by untold numbers, adn we still do, but thanks for mansplaining why it's not hard to have our pelvis torn apart by a creature too large to exit by the designated egree. Or our blood pressure and blood sugar affected. Or blood clots. Or hyperemesis. Or bleeding out. Or.... Yeah, fetch the grapefruit spoon, as my mom would say!
Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago
For me, labor pain felt like being torn in half, so.... there's that.
littlesaresare 3 years ago
I had an a**l fissure once and going to the toilet was so painful it felt like that, and I basically had a panic attack from the fear whenever I had to go, even though the pain lasted only a second. I cannot even imagine a pain similar to that (or even worse than that) going on for hours and hours, even days. Anyone who can endure the pain of childbirth deserves a lot of respect. There is no way I could handle that much pain for that much time.
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Pernille Dyre 3 years ago (edited)
And women still die during pregnancy and birth... because they don't get professionel help...
Got Myself 4 Dwarves 3 years ago
My dad always said if men had babies they would never have more than one. After having 4 rather large babies (first being the biggest at 10lbs 10) and then being sterilised my body is a wreck. I've been diagnosed with fibromyalgia which may or may not be related, but I've had chronic back pain since after my first - the only one I had a spinal block with after she was born and I needed to go into surgery and I fully believe it was that that has caused my back pain but I'll never know. Every day I'm in pain so I chose to make sure I couldn't have another baby as my husband was reluctant to get the snip. If I had another one I really think it would cripple me. Pregnancy is hard - that baby leeches so much from your body, it's tiring, it's draining, it's sore and uncomfortable but overall it's completely worth it for that little person you've not even met yet. There's nothing and no one else I would put myself through all of it for other than my babies
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Well duh, pregnancy has never been challenging or a burden to men. The married ones have traditionally left all the hard work to their wives. The unmarried ones just left town, or stayed and ruined the reputation of the girl they impregnated (it does take two, you know), while swearing the baby wasn’t theirs and not paying a penny in support, to boot. Nope. Men got to ditch any of the hard work, and many also dodged the responsibility—-and the cost—-for the baby. Oh, and won the praise of their peers, since they were praised by their asshole buddies for being such accomplished ladies men—-today they’re considered big men of they have—-then mooch and freeload off of and not pay a penny to help out—-several baby mamas. Their particular bloodline of the human race should die out. Ladies, please dump these guys. It’s OK to play with them, but do not, repeat: do not, have children with them!
AMaureen Dance 2 years ago
Do men never do something so difficult, that it pushes them to the limits of their endurance? Is the reward at the end worth it? That's why we put ourselves through h**l to push a tiny human out of our bodies.
ThEboRedEsTpANdA 3 years ago
This reminds me of a quote I once saw 'Men rule the world... After Women have sorted everything out.'
Steph 3 years ago
Toughest topic. One the one hand, women want to have equal rights, but also be praised for giving birth. Can't we just all accept our gender roles? Male pain receptors, the physical transmission to the brain work same as female ones, but the difference is the chemical process of hormonal pain relief in the cerebral part. Very different from male/female. Not a medical doctor myself, just repeating what my gynecologist explained my husband. So basically men can endure much harsher pain for a short time, which would not be bearable for women. Vice versa: women can endure pain on a long time level better than men, but tend to pass out, if pain is too harsh. Also: pain is felt differently individually- so never judge! There are people who find joy in pain, some don't feel pain, when burnt or injured. Just don't judge too eas
Kirsty 3 years ago
Haven't seen any woman wanting praise for childbirth tbh. Seen slot annoyed how it's minimised and and disregarded. Perhaps if the level of pain, the damage caused, the irreversible body changes and risk were appreciated for what they are, women might be given the adequate time and help needed to heal. Their doctors may be more understanding and improve outcomes and experiences.
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Gay people choose to be that way. Yup they wake up and think, well life is good I feel like being abused for no reason.
#8
Was told by someone that Australia doesn't exist cuz we don't fit on the flat earth......... we were in Australia
Madison Feehan 3 years ago
In that case, would somebody please lend me their cat so we can push this person off the edge of said "flat earth?"
#9
“If evolution was real, why are there still monkeys?” – worst first & last date.
#10
"It's FAA law that there can only be one Christian pilot per plane. That way when the rapture comes, the other guy can land the sinners left on the plane safely."
This was in college. Not a religious college. She said this like we were the stupid ones.
#12
That being diabetic is something you can DO at home, and an addiction that is not suitable to DO when in public.
Yes, someone told me that in full confidence.
Madison Feehan 3 years ago
Is there a pancreatic transplant clause that can be enacted against the person who said this? Because by the time I would've been done with him, his insulin supply would've been drained and his epinephrine would be in excess.
#13
Being Bipolar is a choice. Yea sure it is sweetheart. I don’t talk to them anymore
#14
In my sex ed class in highschool, we had an assignment where we had to name all the parts of the male genitalia and this one girl said (with a nasty attitude, might I add) “men don’t have bladders!”
#15
"Informed people don't make better decisions than uninformed people. That's a myth." He wasn't joking.
#16
I was told by a teacher that lots of people have diabetes and I need to get over it, it's not that big of a deal.
#18
Maybe the thing about injecting bleach into your system to kill the coronavirus
#19
Someone told me you could get to Hawaii by boat in 20 minutes because it’s right off the coast of California.
I think he was looking at one of those maps that had Alaska and Hawaii in the bottom left corner and thought that’s how it really was.
#20
“I didn’t know Hitler was Australian.” If you didn’t get it, I would gladly tell you the full story if you want to.
#21
If you wash your hands in the hot water you don't need soap. Hot water will kill all germs
#22
I had just moved into a new place and had a roommate told me that women who get raped while drunk deserve it.
#23
I told a guy a few hours after a terrible date (needed to calm down) that it wasn’t going to work between us. Two days later I get a text saying he had a long hard conversation with himself the day after the date and, long story short, he didn’t think we were compatible to date right now.
Completely confident that it was his idea. Just gonna let him think it and be glad I never have to deal with again.
#24
A coworker of mine once told me that any animal could reproduce with any other animal, that DNA wasn't important and that all sperm was the same.
She believed this because she once saw a litter of diseased, deformed puppies and had decided that they must be half rat.
Auntriarch 3 years ago (edited)
Well at least she was working from an observation, not some made up crap that she'd heard from someone else.
#25
The earth is flat!
Mohsie Supposie 3 years ago
The Earth IS flat. It has just been rolled round into the shape of a flattened sphere so we don't fall off the edge.
#27
"This bacon is so raw, I can still hear it mooing!"
(For the record, the bacon was precooked.)
#29
I once drove past a car park being demolished with my mum in the car. The demo crew were spraying the structure with water to keep the dust down, my mother, bless her insisted they were doing it to soften the concrete.
#30
i have diagnosed ADHD. my friend once told me i didn’t have it and was lying because i didn’t bring fidget toys to school
#31
My roommate once told me we were in South America. We live in Canada.
#32
I was in a high school history class and we were talking about Freud. Our teacher asked if any of us knew what penis envy was. One student who was straight faced and way too confident answered “it’s when one man is jealous of another man’s penis size”. Comedy gold.
#33
A friend once told me that all cancer was a completely man made phenomenon.
#34
"I thought the turtle would eat algae. That's what my koi did."
The baby turtle was kept in a small glass bowl without algae. It also didn't have UV light, and was fed shrimp, the turtle equivalent of living on desserts. I got it a perching spot in an aquarium, UV light, water heater/thermostat, and real turtle pellets.
This person otherwise comes off as fairly bright, and sustains himself with his own businesses. The differences between fish and reptiles apparently didn't really hit him.
Madison Feehan 3 years ago
This is why everyone should be educated on pet care before adopting.
#35
that i'm stupid for checking reviews on products before ordering them.
#36
Not sure if this counts, but one time my little brother walked up to me and awkwardly asked “is the cat dead” as he held our cat, who was purring…
#37
One time I was sitting with a patient, he was bit by a dog, his leg was torn up pretty bad, he couldn't even walk. As I finished bandaging him, he said "it's fine, I can walk" and he got up, and fell on his face
#40
My grandmother always believed whenever we saw a rain clouds in the distant she would be upset(being a farmers wife) because she thought the clouds were sucking the water out of the ground. My mom set her straight but I don’t think she believed her though
What do you think ?
Casey McAlister 3 years ago
My coworker made a mistake in a mathematical problem, I pointed it out, and she said "Well, it's just your opinion". I'm afraid math doesn't work like that.
DuchessDegu 3 years ago
A colleague doesn't understand (actually he think he's right and the rest of the world is wrong) that having something discounted by 20% is not the same as 20% of a number - so if something costs £100 and it's 20% off, he expects it to cost £20.
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HempFairy 3 years ago
Brazilian president Jair Messias Bolsonaro, said covid-19 vaccines causes AIDS! Oi?! (O_o)
GaeFrog 3 years ago
I've got 2 good ones! 1: someone once said to me (completely serious) that if you get cancer you can just not eat for 1 year because the cancer germs wont have anything to feed off of. Then proceeded to explain how if you only drink water it will replace the nutrients from food. 2: someone told me the sun is on fire I dont really remember the context but we were in an argument and he was a fully grown adult
Eiram 3 years ago (edited)
Ummm. The sun IS on fire. What we see is the flaming Corona of an ultra dense ball of gasses and metals that are reacting to constantly being crushed by insane amounts of gravity by losing energy in the form of exothermal heat.. So, yeah... it's on fire.
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matthew owen 3 years ago
I'm English, whilst in America I was told Scotland isn't in Britain, its in Northern Europe.
bill marsano 3 years ago
In 2016 economist Paul Krugman wrote that if Trump were elected, the stock market would never recover. In 1998 he wrote that the internet had peaked and would have no more effect on business than the fax machine. And he won a Nobel Prize!
juztme 3 years ago
Someone told me ones that chocolatmilk comes from brown cows.. And yes.. He is a adult..
Brendan Roberts 3 years ago
And, of course, marshmallows come from flamingos.
Load More Replies... Brendan Roberts 3 years ago
My friend once said, in all seriousness, that the earth isn't flat. He claimed it is a sphere LMAO! I never let him live it down.
Auntriarch 3 years ago
Huh, so how did he explain why Australians don't fall off???
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Tiffany Sparks 2 years ago
Some vaccines are developed and/or tested on continually reproduced aborted fetal cells from the 80's. We no longer use the chicken egg method for the reproducing viruses for vaccines normally. It's more accurate to say "yes, aborted fetal cells" than "no aborted fetal cells" Also there was no mention of "injecting bleach to cure COVID" it was "disinfectant". Common disinfectants are that can be injected by medical professional are hydrogen peroxide, alcohol, iodine and others that I can't currently remember.
Niall Mac Iomera 3 years ago
Once had a friend of my sister's ask if we had a swimming pool. ...while she was in our swimming pool.
Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
We all have our weak spots, and she seems to understand and accept what hers are
Load More Replies... Eiram 3 years ago
Islands float... A woman with three kids once told me that islands must be floating since they can move independently of each other (a phenomenon that happens when islands are on separate tectonic plates next to each other like in Southeast Alaska). I had to explain it was lava under everything and the oceans are like bowls.
Dan St John 3 years ago
I was dating a girl and we were going from Tahoe to LA. As we went over the Donner pass we went by the monument. She had never heard the Donner story, so I told her about how they had gotten their wagon train stuck in blizzard and ended up cannibalizing their own to stay alive. When I finished the story, there was a long pause and then she looked at me and asked, "Why didn't they just follow the road out?" She was also valedictorian of her high school.
Dodo 3 years ago
I could accept her answer if she thought it happened a couple years ago
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MimSorensson 2 years ago
I don’t even know what “woke” means anymore. It seems to have warped into meaning either “people who believe in science”, “people who disagree with me” or “people who have left the 1800s behind” - or all of the above. I’ve given up on the term entirely at this point.
Load More Replies... Casey McAlister 3 years ago
My coworker made a mistake in a mathematical problem, I pointed it out, and she said "Well, it's just your opinion". I'm afraid math doesn't work like that.
DuchessDegu 3 years ago
A colleague doesn't understand (actually he think he's right and the rest of the world is wrong) that having something discounted by 20% is not the same as 20% of a number - so if something costs £100 and it's 20% off, he expects it to cost £20.
Load More Replies... HempFairy 3 years ago
Brazilian president Jair Messias Bolsonaro, said covid-19 vaccines causes AIDS! Oi?! (O_o)
GaeFrog 3 years ago
I've got 2 good ones! 1: someone once said to me (completely serious) that if you get cancer you can just not eat for 1 year because the cancer germs wont have anything to feed off of. Then proceeded to explain how if you only drink water it will replace the nutrients from food. 2: someone told me the sun is on fire I dont really remember the context but we were in an argument and he was a fully grown adult
Eiram 3 years ago (edited)
Ummm. The sun IS on fire. What we see is the flaming Corona of an ultra dense ball of gasses and metals that are reacting to constantly being crushed by insane amounts of gravity by losing energy in the form of exothermal heat.. So, yeah... it's on fire.
Load More Replies... matthew owen 3 years ago
I'm English, whilst in America I was told Scotland isn't in Britain, its in Northern Europe.
bill marsano 3 years ago
In 2016 economist Paul Krugman wrote that if Trump were elected, the stock market would never recover. In 1998 he wrote that the internet had peaked and would have no more effect on business than the fax machine. And he won a Nobel Prize!
juztme 3 years ago
Someone told me ones that chocolatmilk comes from brown cows.. And yes.. He is a adult..
Brendan Roberts 3 years ago
And, of course, marshmallows come from flamingos.
Load More Replies... Brendan Roberts 3 years ago
My friend once said, in all seriousness, that the earth isn't flat. He claimed it is a sphere LMAO! I never let him live it down.
Auntriarch 3 years ago
Huh, so how did he explain why Australians don't fall off???
Load More Replies... Tiffany Sparks 2 years ago
Some vaccines are developed and/or tested on continually reproduced aborted fetal cells from the 80's. We no longer use the chicken egg method for the reproducing viruses for vaccines normally. It's more accurate to say "yes, aborted fetal cells" than "no aborted fetal cells" Also there was no mention of "injecting bleach to cure COVID" it was "disinfectant". Common disinfectants are that can be injected by medical professional are hydrogen peroxide, alcohol, iodine and others that I can't currently remember.
Niall Mac Iomera 3 years ago
Once had a friend of my sister's ask if we had a swimming pool. ...while she was in our swimming pool.
Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
We all have our weak spots, and she seems to understand and accept what hers are
Load More Replies... Eiram 3 years ago
Islands float... A woman with three kids once told me that islands must be floating since they can move independently of each other (a phenomenon that happens when islands are on separate tectonic plates next to each other like in Southeast Alaska). I had to explain it was lava under everything and the oceans are like bowls.
Dan St John 3 years ago
I was dating a girl and we were going from Tahoe to LA. As we went over the Donner pass we went by the monument. She had never heard the Donner story, so I told her about how they had gotten their wagon train stuck in blizzard and ended up cannibalizing their own to stay alive. When I finished the story, there was a long pause and then she looked at me and asked, "Why didn't they just follow the road out?" She was also valedictorian of her high school.
Dodo 3 years ago
I could accept her answer if she thought it happened a couple years ago
Load More Replies... MimSorensson 2 years ago
I don’t even know what “woke” means anymore. It seems to have warped into meaning either “people who believe in science”, “people who disagree with me” or “people who have left the 1800s behind” - or all of the above. I’ve given up on the term entirely at this point.
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