this is iconic lol

I too want to lemonade some important papers while I drink some laminate soda

Staff are slaves to that kind of lady. So "no people" in her mind.

How dare you ask such questions?? :)))

A woman in a Finnish Facebook sales group didn't want to tell her clothes' size because she didn't want anyone to know how big she was.

Is "BLT with cheese" going to be the new "See you next Teusday"?

You're right, there's no one here, it means you've broken in and police are on their way to arrest you

This is gold!

Meanwhile, the dog's at home going "alright!..."

The rule "an eye for an eye" should have been applied: "here's your HOT latte!" *splash*

And that's the only possible way to deal with morons.

Do you have to give a tip in the US? How does it work? Cause by us, you can give a tip if you want to, but you can choose to pay just the price of the food.

You break it, you buy it

"Can't you resurrect one real quick?" *facepalm*

I remember replying something about how if nobody came in to shop, they wouldn't open, and the customer continued to sympathize and wonder why they opened on a holiday

This is not the first time I hear a pregnant lady be called fat by other woman. For the love of God, what's in their mind!?!?

Real actual cheddar or that laminated orange plastic you get in the U.S??

Yes there is no "grass fed" chicken meat at the store, but Chickens do eat grass. Obviously you don't own a chicken.

Since you were there you could make him notice the size of the chip, so it could very hardly be injected with any vaccine (I bet he believes that too).

wtf is wrong with people?

9?

I would like to know how the woman would've "made it correctly"

I worked as a barista at some parties years ago. A pretty drunk guy came back saying that his beer "tasted funny". My experienced co worker took the bottle, he put it down just out of the view of the customer and right away he gave it back (the same bottle) to the customer, who tasted it at said "that's ok!" and went away. I was there staring at my co-worker, he looked at me, smirked and just said "Drunks..."

Sometimes people just want/need more attention to make up something lacking in their lives.

Rearrange the food on the plate or transfer it to another plate, add some new garnish, maybe some more gravy, and it’s like you gave them a whole new, freshly cooked, meal.

The first shake was upside down

Some people just really want and need to complain, even if there is nothing wrong. So weird

D**m.

There have been studies on this and you really do eat with your eyes as much as your sense of taste. I've seen three documentaries and they're well worth watching and if you're bothered, the tests are easily replicated.

customer satisfaction was that employees motto lol

It was the added spit that made it better . . . :-p

I'm a nurse. I had a patient complain that I made ice water wrong. I'm totally 1,000% serious. They asked for ice water. I brought water w/ ice in it. This same patient cut their foot. Walked all over and around their room. Did nothing to try and stop their own bleeding. Then called and said there was blood everywhere. BECAUSE YOU WALKED ALL OVER THE PLACE!

Happy customer

Legend has it that Michelangelo was being harassed by a citizen of Florence because the latter thought David's nose was too big. Michelangelo, who did not suffer fools lightly, went up on the latter with a handful of marble dust, made it look like he was reshaping the nose, but only let some dust drop off his hand, and then stood back. "Much better!" was the citizen's response.

Some people just have to be right whenever they choose to be right 😀

Hoping to trip you up and get extra.

WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO DO?! STEP ON THEM?!

lmao osmosis lol

"I'm not at home? Omg, you kidnapped me!!!!"

She was just showing off how knowledgeable she was 😀

"Waiter! Can you take this water back? It's wet!"

Cody, you didn't answer the question!!! :)))

Make sure you never run out of blinker fluid. It's very important in traffic!!

The full original phrase is: "The customer is always right in matters of taste". ie, if they want to paint their house screaming purple or buy a gold sequin pantsuit, you say YES that's wonderful. It was never supposed to mean what it's come to mean.

I hope she was charged for a quesadilla.

You should actually have said that, just to see her face!

When pigs fly south for the winter? 😖

Now I am curious how you explained it and what the customer finally understood.

It's the entitlement of "I orderded a cheeseburger without cheese and that's what I'm getting and paying for. You do not chance my order without my divine consent, you underpaid wage slave."

This is obviously a joke...

It's always nice to come across positive people...