this is iconic lol

I too want to lemonade some important papers while I drink some laminate soda

Staff are slaves to that kind of lady. So "no people" in her mind.

How dare you ask such questions?? :)))

A woman in a Finnish Facebook sales group didn't want to tell her clothes' size because she didn't want anyone to know how big she was.

Is "BLT with cheese" going to be the new "See you next Teusday"?

You're right, there's no one here, it means you've broken in and police are on their way to arrest you

This is gold!

Meanwhile, the dog's at home going "alright!..."

This is sweet at least....

We've all had off days. That one is hilarious though.

A boss I had years ago went to the car-wash to have his car washed.... on foot. He left the car at home. No comments!

This one is cute :)

My mum did the same with my daughter, she drove down to the nursery then went to get my daughter out of the car!

I wonder how the dog feels.

Haha what drugs is she on??

I once had a couple, many years ago, who dined at my rather lovely, out of the way restaurant with another couple who had recently had their first child; delightful kid, in one of those bouncy / sleeper thingys that they left beside the table on the floor whilst they ate (this is in the days before mobile phones btw). Anyway, they had a couple of hours over lunch, finished up and left. After 10 minutes, my lovely French waitress found me and asked me to come to the restaurant, where we found the baby, still asleep in his sleeper .......... the parents turned up 30 minutes later, having driven about 10 miles, then realised that they'd left their new little bundle of joy behind !!! Mortified was one way to describe them, embarrassed is another ... They became regular diners and the last time I saw them was when they brought their 5 year old son to the party I had when I sold up and moved away.

Everything is looking good from the dog's POV

Hahaha! I've don't stuff like this plenty of times, liked ordering fish'n'chips and not realising I'd left my wallet at home until they placed the wrapped up meal in front of me. Or going into town to buy one specific thing costing less than £1 and coming away with a huge bag costing £50, and getting home to realise that the one thing I really needed I'd forgotten to buy.

Oh, I could do that!!

Love it!

Love this

welcome to menopause

The rule "an eye for an eye" should have been applied: "here's your HOT latte!" *splash*

And that's the only possible way to deal with morons.

Do you have to give a tip in the US? How does it work? Cause by us, you can give a tip if you want to, but you can choose to pay just the price of the food.

You break it, you buy it

"Can't you resurrect one real quick?" *facepalm*

I remember replying something about how if nobody came in to shop, they wouldn't open, and the customer continued to sympathize and wonder why they opened on a holiday

This is not the first time I hear a pregnant lady be called fat by other woman. For the love of God, what's in their mind!?!?

Real actual cheddar or that laminated orange plastic you get in the U.S??

Yes there is no "grass fed" chicken meat at the store, but Chickens do eat grass. Obviously you don't own a chicken.

Since you were there you could make him notice the size of the chip, so it could very hardly be injected with any vaccine (I bet he believes that too).

wtf is wrong with people?

9?

I would like to know how the woman would've "made it correctly"

Hoping to trip you up and get extra.

WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO DO?! STEP ON THEM?!

lmao osmosis lol

"I'm not at home? Omg, you kidnapped me!!!!"

She was just showing off how knowledgeable she was 😀

"Waiter! Can you take this water back? It's wet!"

Cody, you didn't answer the question!!! :)))

Make sure you never run out of blinker fluid. It's very important in traffic!!

The full original phrase is: "The customer is always right in matters of taste". ie, if they want to paint their house screaming purple or buy a gold sequin pantsuit, you say YES that's wonderful. It was never supposed to mean what it's come to mean.

I hope she was charged for a quesadilla.

You should actually have said that, just to see her face!

When pigs fly south for the winter? 😖

Now I am curious how you explained it and what the customer finally understood.

It's the entitlement of "I orderded a cheeseburger without cheese and that's what I'm getting and paying for. You do not chance my order without my divine consent, you underpaid wage slave."

This is obviously a joke...

It's always nice to come across positive people...