this is iconic lol

I too want to lemonade some important papers while I drink some laminate soda

Staff are slaves to that kind of lady. So "no people" in her mind.

How dare you ask such questions?? :)))

A woman in a Finnish Facebook sales group didn't want to tell her clothes' size because she didn't want anyone to know how big she was.

Is "BLT with cheese" going to be the new "See you next Teusday"?

You're right, there's no one here, it means you've broken in and police are on their way to arrest you

This is gold!

Meanwhile, the dog's at home going "alright!..."

The rule "an eye for an eye" should have been applied: "here's your HOT latte!" *splash*

And that's the only possible way to deal with morons.

Do you have to give a tip in the US? How does it work? Cause by us, you can give a tip if you want to, but you can choose to pay just the price of the food.

You break it, you buy it

"Can't you resurrect one real quick?" *facepalm*

I remember replying something about how if nobody came in to shop, they wouldn't open, and the customer continued to sympathize and wonder why they opened on a holiday

This is not the first time I hear a pregnant lady be called fat by other woman. For the love of God, what's in their mind!?!?

Real actual cheddar or that laminated orange plastic you get in the U.S??

Yes there is no "grass fed" chicken meat at the store, but Chickens do eat grass. Obviously you don't own a chicken.

Since you were there you could make him notice the size of the chip, so it could very hardly be injected with any vaccine (I bet he believes that too).

wtf is wrong with people?

9?

I would like to know how the woman would've "made it correctly"

Hoping to trip you up and get extra.

WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO DO?! STEP ON THEM?!

lmao osmosis lol

"I'm not at home? Omg, you kidnapped me!!!!"

She was just showing off how knowledgeable she was 😀

Actually, I think if somebody asks for a "virgin screwdriver" you should give them an orange juice with some seltzer water added to give it a sparkle. More fun than regular orange juice, but still alcohol-free.

I’ve been with people who were like that—-I got it, but they were clueless. I always give the server (or other type of employee, depending on where we are) a very apologetic look, and make sure to give them an extra tip for wing so incredibly patient. Depending on circumstances, I will call the person out for their doubling down on their stupidity with rudeness. I have waited tables or bartender, but have spent years in service, or service-adjacent, jobs and hated people who act like that while I have to smile and be nice to them.

I've seen so many tweets and the like about customers demanding to pay for a cheeseburger without cheese, absolutely refusing the cheaper plain burger. Please don't ever feel bad about overcharging them, it's asswipe tax

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had a guy who insisted on ordering a drink that only came in one size in a larger size (now we cant put it through the till as a bigger size, but we could at the time). we explained repeatedly that if he asked for it this other way, it was be £1 cheaper, but he insisted on getting the original one and paying more.

That happened to my daughter when she was a server too!

Also she could have been trying not to show she preferred not to drink alcohol when the others did!!!

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A lot of places serve mock tails without booze but have several components like a cocktail.

"Waiter! Can you take this water back? It's wet!"

Cody, you didn't answer the question!!! :)))

Make sure you never run out of blinker fluid. It's very important in traffic!!

The full original phrase is: "The customer is always right in matters of taste". ie, if they want to paint their house screaming purple or buy a gold sequin pantsuit, you say YES that's wonderful. It was never supposed to mean what it's come to mean.

I hope she was charged for a quesadilla.

You should actually have said that, just to see her face!

When pigs fly south for the winter? 😖

Now I am curious how you explained it and what the customer finally understood.

It's the entitlement of "I orderded a cheeseburger without cheese and that's what I'm getting and paying for. You do not chance my order without my divine consent, you underpaid wage slave."

This is obviously a joke...

It's always nice to come across positive people...

??!

The guy's an idiot, of course, but who ever cuts anything in quarters at Subway? Sure, if someone asked, but they don't normally do that do they?