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Welcome to Bored Panda, how may I help you? Ah, I see. So, you Pandas work in the food, retail, and services industries and started the week off dealing with some incredibly dense customers. Denser than the core of Planet Earth, you say? Well, don’t worry about it, plenty of us have been there.

In fact, our team has collected a whole bunch of examples of the dumbest things that customers have said and done, to make you feel better. Trust us, you’re not alone in this. Of course, this isn’t to say that all customers are dumb: most are polite and decent. However, a small proportion of them are nightmare material and don’t even know what chicken wings are. And here’s the proof. Grab a soul-healing cup of tea, scroll down, upvote the situations that made you laugh, and share your own retail nightmare scenarios in the comments.

Bored Panda reached out to Save the Student, a British project that advises students on how to make their money go further, about how the pandemic affected the job market and what to do if you feel like you're stuck at a job where you feel demeaned. Jake Butler from Save the Student said: "It does depend on location and other factors, but finding a job during the pandemic, specifically lockdown, has been extremely difficult for students. It's true that some businesses, such as supermarkets and delivery companies, have increased recruitment, but large student employing sectors such as retail and hospitality have really stuttered due to being closed for many months."

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I too want to lemonade some important papers while I drink some laminate soda

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Jake from Save the Student added that while some retail and hospitality jobs are returning, many students are "shunning them as there are worries about job security and also working conditions." According to Jake, one of the main worries that many have is that the market is weighted towards the employers and not the employees.

"For those that feel demeaned in their current job, I would suggest it's worth studying the rights you have as an employee," Jake told Bored Panda what we can all do if we find ourselves being treated less than humanely at our workplace. "Even during the pandemic, there is no excuse for an employer to break the law at your expense. And if you feel you're being treated especially poorly I would suggest looking to switch jobs, but doing so wisely."

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A woman in a Finnish Facebook sales group didn't want to tell her clothes' size because she didn't want anyone to know how big she was.

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It’s easy to stay professional when the customers who you deal with are nice, pleasant, and see you as a human being. But the challenges start when you come face to face with someone who demeans you, acts overly entitled, or simply asks incredibly dumb questions. All of which makes you question why the nation’s education system has set the bar so low.

Earlier, I’d spoken about how to deal with difficult customers with Alexander Kjerulf. He’s the founder and Chief Happiness Officer at ‘Woohoo inc.’ and knows a lot about helping keep employees motivated, happy, and using their skills at their best.

Alex put it very simply that if you feel like you’re forgetting that you’re a human being worthy of humane treatment at your job, then you should seriously consider moving on. “Quit, and find a better place to work, where they actually care about their staff. And quit sooner rather than later. The longer you stay, the more they will grind you down until you lose all the energy and optimism you need to move on and find a better job,” he told Bored Panda.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're right, there's no one here, it means you've broken in and police are on their way to arrest you

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He said that it’s common in restaurants to treat their customers like kings. And some places complement this by treating their employees badly. However, this is far from all right! It shouldn’t be the norm.

“99% of people are nice, but the occasional rude client is unavoidable," Alex noted that you will have to deal with difficult customers sooner or later. It’s not something that you can avoid forever and ever, no matter how good (or lucky) of an employee you are. "You can learn tricks to deal with them, and that's great, but no one should have to put up with mistreatment."

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The rule "an eye for an eye" should have been applied: "here's your HOT latte!" *splash*

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you have to give a tip in the US? How does it work? Cause by us, you can give a tip if you want to, but you can choose to pay just the price of the food.

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Working in the service industry doesn’t mean that you have to be a doormat, however. If you find yourself constantly being walked over, belittled, and demeaned, you have to reach out to your manager for help. They should be willing to step in and help you deal with anyone who isn’t acting like a human being should.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember replying something about how if nobody came in to shop, they wouldn't open, and the customer continued to sympathize and wonder why they opened on a holiday

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“You have to remember that in many cases a customer who behaves badly is not necessarily a bad person—it can be a good person having a bad day and that’s why they’re acting out. But the sad truth is that some customers act this way because they’ve learned that it works and will get them discounts or preferential treatment,” Alex said that some customers might be nightmare material by accident while others are very Slytherinish and sneaky.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not the first time I hear a pregnant lady be called fat by other woman. For the love of God, what's in their mind!?!?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Real actual cheddar or that laminated orange plastic you get in the U.S??

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes there is no "grass fed" chicken meat at the store, but Chickens do eat grass. Obviously you don't own a chicken.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Since you were there you could make him notice the size of the chip, so it could very hardly be injected with any vaccine (I bet he believes that too).

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She was just showing off how knowledgeable she was 😀

Suzanne Haigh
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The number of times I have come across this when people have no idea what they are talking about, it is so annoying

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Shadow
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually experienced the opposite of this once. Friend of mine tried to order a screwdriver was told by the waiter that they don't serve those here. So he asked for an OJ with vodka and the waiter happily wrote that down and delivered. Not sure if they didn't know the name of the drink, herd something else or was somehow offended by the name of the drink and didn't want to serve it.

Pangolin Pal
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, I think if somebody asks for a "virgin screwdriver" you should give them an orange juice with some seltzer water added to give it a sparkle. More fun than regular orange juice, but still alcohol-free.

Eslamala
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If a client is an idiot, it's not your job to educate them...

Kathryn Baylis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve been with people who were like that—-I got it, but they were clueless. I always give the server (or other type of employee, depending on where we are) a very apologetic look, and make sure to give them an extra tip for wing so incredibly patient. Depending on circumstances, I will call the person out for their doubling down on their stupidity with rudeness. I have waited tables or bartender, but have spent years in service, or service-adjacent, jobs and hated people who act like that while I have to smile and be nice to them.

Joryen Bixler
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lot of the times trainer's are at fault, we get a lot of new servers that never heard of a Roy Roger's, or Shirley Temple, as a trainer that be one the first things I'd teach, old school terms and mixed drinks terms. One person I worked with be too embarrassed to say they didn't know what the guest was talking about so they say "we don't have it" save from being embarrassed I guess.

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Susan Bosse
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This happened to me once. Girl thought I was being a smart ass. Asked for the manager, told her I was with corporate, apologized for any confusion and gave her my card. She called my office the following Monday. To complain about me. To me.

Zaza
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen so many tweets and the like about customers demanding to pay for a cheeseburger without cheese, absolutely refusing the cheaper plain burger. Please don't ever feel bad about overcharging them, it's asswipe tax

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Wednesday
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hold up there a second - a virgin screwdriver is technically OJ over Ice... so that's where the other $4 bucks for plain OJ comes in - the Ice...

Erica Cochrane
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

had a guy who insisted on ordering a drink that only came in one size in a larger size (now we cant put it through the till as a bigger size, but we could at the time). we explained repeatedly that if he asked for it this other way, it was be £1 cheaper, but he insisted on getting the original one and paying more.

Anna roberts
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a good thing she doesn't drink, might kill her last brain cell...

Joe Alcocer
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I hate waiters... I ordered a diet water one time and the waiter kept insisting all they had was REGULAR water!!! I hate uninformed service staff.

Cybele Spanjaard
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also she could have been trying not to show she preferred not to drink alcohol when the others did!!!

Daniel Marsh
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A virgin screwdriver? So a kissonthecheekdriver? Or maybe a lightpetdriver?

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A lot of places serve mock tails without booze but have several components like a cocktail.

Monday
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True but a screwdriver is literally just orange juice with vodka. Take out the booze and you've got yourself a glass of plain juice.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Make sure you never run out of blinker fluid. It's very important in traffic!!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The full original phrase is: "The customer is always right in matters of taste". ie, if they want to paint their house screaming purple or buy a gold sequin pantsuit, you say YES that's wonderful. It was never supposed to mean what it's come to mean.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I am curious how you explained it and what the customer finally understood.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the entitlement of "I orderded a cheeseburger without cheese and that's what I'm getting and paying for. You do not chance my order without my divine consent, you underpaid wage slave."

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy's an idiot, of course, but who ever cuts anything in quarters at Subway? Sure, if someone asked, but they don't normally do that do they?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was a kid I thought that once you ran out of money on the card you were given a new one.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I run estate sales and they do this constantly. We open at 8 and at 8:05 someone will ask if we're discounting yet or if they can have it for half price. They also take prices off to see if you'll make it cheaper. I had a lady who took the prices off 4 items and left them on 3 inexpensive items. I made them $2 more than they originally were and she couldn't say s**t b/c then it would be obvious who took the prices off. She decides she doesn't want two of them but she had to pay extra for the 2 she really wanted. Hope she learned her lesson.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's like that guy who ordered a 5 meter high flagpole. When it got delivered he refused it because it was 5 meters long but not 5 meters high.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We used to tell people the registers automatically shut off at closing time.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it were me, I'd probably pick the 3 or 4 least compatible toppings and said, "If you don't like it, you should have picked it yourself.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a table of 3 customers their dishes served nice and hot. But they keep chatting for somewhat over 30 minutes without eating. Then complained over the cold foods.

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Jo Firth
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they think coffee costs 10 cents they're a hell of a lot older than baby boomers.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not on the customer's side, but could she not use a tray? Would have saved a trip, too.

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Mihai Mara
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe he had no idea how to use imperial units, didn't know what ozes were, only milliliters.

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