this is iconic lol

I too want to lemonade some important papers while I drink some laminate soda

Staff are slaves to that kind of lady. So "no people" in her mind.

How dare you ask such questions?? :)))

A woman in a Finnish Facebook sales group didn't want to tell her clothes' size because she didn't want anyone to know how big she was.

Is "BLT with cheese" going to be the new "See you next Teusday"?

You're right, there's no one here, it means you've broken in and police are on their way to arrest you

This is gold!

Meanwhile, the dog's at home going "alright!..."

The rule "an eye for an eye" should have been applied: "here's your HOT latte!" *splash*

And that's the only possible way to deal with morons.

Do you have to give a tip in the US? How does it work? Cause by us, you can give a tip if you want to, but you can choose to pay just the price of the food.

You break it, you buy it

"Can't you resurrect one real quick?" *facepalm*

I remember replying something about how if nobody came in to shop, they wouldn't open, and the customer continued to sympathize and wonder why they opened on a holiday

This is not the first time I hear a pregnant lady be called fat by other woman. For the love of God, what's in their mind!?!?

Real actual cheddar or that laminated orange plastic you get in the U.S??

People think Cheddar is another name for bog standard cheese? It's a shame. Cheddar isn't far from my mum and when you've eaten cheese that was actually ages in Cheddar caves you get that it's very much its own cheese.

I wouldn't call that mess "cheddar" anyway. I know this cuz I work at a travel stop with said restaurant attached. Ugh...

What kind of beef was it? Cow beef? (Sarcasm).

I used to get "Does the sandwich come on bread?" "Is there dairy in the cream cheese pretzel?" sigh

Common sense isnt so common (anymore).

Or what's the difference between Cheddar and American cheeses

Cheddar?whats that

Maybe they asked because it was a cheese sauce and not a slice of cheddar thrown on the sandwich , ya think??

I once asked if a vinaigrette had vinegar in it. My only defense is I was on day five of of working a week of 12 hour days.

As a tour guide I always got questions:"when does the 4 o'clock bus leave?"

Colby jack! Ha ha ha!

In reverse I've had employees ask "Do I want cheese on the cheeseburger?"

There is a dearth of critical thinking in the world currently. Also, logic is thin on the ground and common sense has died an ugly death. Just sayin’.🤭

smacks head

Well Swiss cheese of course you douchewaffle. Duh

To be fair, (to be fair to be fair...)it was ARBYS. Doubtful that the "cheddar" they used was truly a real cheese

Was the cheese made in cheddar? If not then it isn’t cheddar

I also used to work at Arby's, and my location would often run out of roast beef at night (poor management), and instead of telling people that, we said our slicer was down. After I would tell customers we can't do roast beef, they would try to order a Beef N Cheddar. Drove me absolutely crazy

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But there are different types of cheddar. 🤷‍♀️

Yes there is no "grass fed" chicken meat at the store, but Chickens do eat grass. Obviously you don't own a chicken.

Since you were there you could make him notice the size of the chip, so it could very hardly be injected with any vaccine (I bet he believes that too).

wtf is wrong with people?

9?

I would like to know how the woman would've "made it correctly"

Hoping to trip you up and get extra.

WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO DO?! STEP ON THEM?!

lmao osmosis lol

"I'm not at home? Omg, you kidnapped me!!!!"

She was just showing off how knowledgeable she was 😀

"Waiter! Can you take this water back? It's wet!"

Cody, you didn't answer the question!!! :)))

Make sure you never run out of blinker fluid. It's very important in traffic!!

The full original phrase is: "The customer is always right in matters of taste". ie, if they want to paint their house screaming purple or buy a gold sequin pantsuit, you say YES that's wonderful. It was never supposed to mean what it's come to mean.

I hope she was charged for a quesadilla.