this is iconic lol

I too want to lemonade some important papers while I drink some laminate soda

People can get so indignant when they assume they are correct pronouncing something that's incorrect 😀

Usually misspellers have heard words but not read them, and mispronouncers have read words but not heard them. This person takes the cake, since she obviously heard the word and mistook its pronunciation for something completely unrelated. Laminate does sound similar to lemonade, but the fine distinction between hard and soft letters (D to T, E to A, I to O) was lost on her. Plus, she was incapable of clarifying what she wanted by describing it, so the process of lamination itself was evidently as unfamiliar to her as the word. Poor thing. Either English is her second language, or the public education system completely failed her.

My Step-father used to work in a clothing store in South Philly. One day a guy came in looking for a jacket with an "Alaska bottom". Lots of confusion ensued until the light bulb went off over his head. "Sir, did you want a jacket with elastic around the bottom?" "That's what I said!"

There is a good chance that after the Client was made aware that he/she was not using the right word, they both laughed...making it an amusing story...not a story to pile on how dumb people can be. Sometimes the glass is actually half-filled.

While volunteering in a kindergarten class, we made butterflies for Mother's Day. One little boy totally melted when he found out that we were going to 'mammalate' them!

LEMONADE MY DARN PAPERS FELICIA, LEMONADE THEM UNTIL THEY’RE SHINY AS THE CLEAN LEMON PEELS

Oh Deer!

Like Tailor shops do alternations...

What kind of a laminate stand are you running?!

Does Beyonce know about this persons lemonade?

The customer could have slurred a bit, or the poster could have mis-heard. This does not make for a dumb customer.

I bet he'll know how to answer that if ever asked that again. . .

Oh my gosh…I didn’t see that coming….lol lol lol

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Get your terms right, lady!

I thought of the Duck Song first when I read the first few lines XD

That person definitely goes around being angry because it's everyone else's fault that they're stupid.

I was about to say this reminds me of the duck walks up to the lemonade stand.

Why stupid people always have w point out they’re not stupid?

Oh I hate those little miscommunications, especially the ones who speak softly.

hey should have realised immediately what she was requesting

Staff are slaves to that kind of lady. So "no people" in her mind.

How dare you ask such questions?? :)))

A woman in a Finnish Facebook sales group didn't want to tell her clothes' size because she didn't want anyone to know how big she was.

Is "BLT with cheese" going to be the new "See you next Teusday"?

You're right, there's no one here, it means you've broken in and police are on their way to arrest you

This is gold!

Meanwhile, the dog's at home going "alright!..."

The rule "an eye for an eye" should have been applied: "here's your HOT latte!" *splash*

And that's the only possible way to deal with morons.

Do you have to give a tip in the US? How does it work? Cause by us, you can give a tip if you want to, but you can choose to pay just the price of the food.

You break it, you buy it

"Can't you resurrect one real quick?" *facepalm*

I remember replying something about how if nobody came in to shop, they wouldn't open, and the customer continued to sympathize and wonder why they opened on a holiday

This is not the first time I hear a pregnant lady be called fat by other woman. For the love of God, what's in their mind!?!?

Real actual cheddar or that laminated orange plastic you get in the U.S??

Yes there is no "grass fed" chicken meat at the store, but Chickens do eat grass. Obviously you don't own a chicken.

Since you were there you could make him notice the size of the chip, so it could very hardly be injected with any vaccine (I bet he believes that too).

wtf is wrong with people?

9?

I would like to know how the woman would've "made it correctly"

Hoping to trip you up and get extra.

WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO DO?! STEP ON THEM?!

lmao osmosis lol

"I'm not at home? Omg, you kidnapped me!!!!"

She was just showing off how knowledgeable she was 😀

"Waiter! Can you take this water back? It's wet!"