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Most of us consider ourselves to be good people. But given the right circumstances, anyone can do something they’re not particularly proud of. From using questionable methods to teach someone a lesson to getting back at people who wronged us, our behaviors sometimes fall into life’s gray area. Like tightrope walkers, we slowly move across the thin line between right and wrong and sometimes succumb to the temptations of our darker side.
The puzzling part is that we may not feel a drop of shame about it. "What is the darkest thing you have ever done and don’t regret?" Redditor BirdyPizza recently asked and invited fellow members of the 'Ask Reddit' community to confess about the worst and most wicked acts they ever did and somehow kept a clear conscience.
After 4.6k comments, it was clear that people wasted no time and jumped at the chance to anonymously share their tales on the platform. We at Bored Panda scoured the thread and wrapped up an entertaining collection of stories for you to enjoy down below. So sit back and get your popcorn ready, because this stuff is better than the movies. If you have any similar experiences you would like to get off your chest, we’d love to hear about them in the comments!
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#1
I worked at a vet clinic as a tech for a long time. A lady came in to put her husband’s cat to sleep (husband had the cat prior to the marriage.) She wanted to euthanize the cat because it “slept too much and was old”. The cat was old, but she was also perfectly healthy. Lady told us that if we didn’t put the cat down she’d find someone else who would. We said okay, we agree to put the cat down, charged her for euthanasia and for cremation (she didn’t want ashes back thankfully). Lady leaves and we don’t put the cat down. We keep her as a clinic cat and she lived several more years in good health and happiness before dying of old age. The vet would joke that the euthanasia and cremation costs were “adoption fees”. Anytime the lady would come back to the clinic we’d hide the cat in a back room and snicker the whole time.
Zenozenobee 3 years ago
Yep but what the hell is wrong with that woman? And if the husband agree for that, what the hell is wrong with him too ?
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Ritchat 3 years ago
That's not dark, that's like the most sparkling light thing ever. Thank you for making the world a better place.
A B C the Third 3 years ago
This, so much this. What a b!tch that person was, I'm glad that people like OP and their clinic team exist.
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PickleRick 3 years ago
This poor husband that never knew the difference. What a c**t of a wife he had.
Tamra 3 years ago
If I had been the vet, I would have ABSOLUTELY called the husband to let him know that his wife wanted to euthanize his perfectly fine little cat. Also given the b***h an earful at the same time, too.
Load More Replies... Tanja Parnassia 3 years ago
It's a bit unfair to the husband, plus why on earth would the lady come back?
Jon Steensen 3 years ago
Pets are for life, and not something you kill because you get tired of them, or they do not fit into your plans! They are living beings not a thing, and it is beyond me how anyone can get rid of a cat, especially if it is not even their own, just like that. Her husband probably loved that cat, and loosing his beloved pet probably hurt him a lot. If she loved him, she shouldn't want to put him through that, just because the cat "slept a lot and was old", e.i. she found it boring. What a horible person, and he should have noticed that red flag. If your partner cannot accept your pet (unless they are life-threatening allergic to them) then that is probably not the right person for you. If you cannot love a pet, then you probably cannot love a person either, as animals are much easier than humans.
Carolyn T. Smythe 3 years ago
I agree with everything you said, except one small part. If I had a pet longer than I knew my partner, & my partner was allergic, I'd either find a way to help relieve the allergies...or get a new partner. Sorry. But that's just me. My pet stays. I became allergic to our cat over a few years. I mainly kept away and when I touched her. I washed my hands afterwards. I hated not being able to cuddle with her. But as it turned out, she preferred cuddles with other family members and came up to me when she felt like it on occasion. So, in some ways, it worked. Sadly though after 13 years she had to be put down due to her health. It was a very sad day. I haven't had a cat since mainly because I don't want to deal with all the allergy issues I get from a cat. Even though I sure do love them!🥰 I miss having a kitty. We never got rid of our pets like the crazy lady did. Shame on her. Truly shameful. Anyway, have a love day!💗💗
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Caroline_Kitty 3 years ago
This isn't dark. I used to work in a vet clinic and we had this situation a lot. In the uk though all vets will refuse to euthanise if the animal is healthy and no behaviour issues and the owner will sign the pet over then it would be re homed.
debrina blackmoon 3 years ago (edited)
The darkness is that waste of atoms evil cuntvirus shitpile bitchfungus+.
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Scout Finch 3 years ago
I wouldn't hide the cat. I'd let the cat roam around her and pretend I didn't see it. Say it must be haunting her.
KY dog mom 3 years ago
My aunt is a veterinarian and she did the exact same thing. A woman brought in her 16 year old pug/ bulldog mix to be euthanized. There was nothing wrong with the dog other than she was old and her hearing was starting to go. The woman did not want the ashes back so my aunt said she would do it. Of course she did not euthanize the dog (Abby), I ended up taking her in a few weeks later, and Abby had a great live with me and my two other dogs until she died three years later.
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#2
When I was 13 my very abusive and extremely drunken father was swinging at my dog trying to punch him. I kicked the old bastard down a flight of stairs breaking every rib on his left side, some twice and puncturing a lung. Then I went right back to watching Dukes of Hazzard.
About 5 hours later, my mom came home she asks where dad was, I told her he was laying on the basement floor. Why? He's drunk, of course, he must of fell. She went down there and b**ched at him for about 20 minutes. But he was mostly unconscious. Then she called my uncle to come and help me carry him upstairs. My dog wouldn't let my uncle anywhere near the old man despite their earlier altercation. So I had to carry him up by myself (I was a big kid). Anyone with even a tiny bit of first aid knowledge (me, from Scouts) would know not to do that. I had to sling him in a blanket over my shoulder Santa Claus style.
He then spent the next 4 days getting sober enough (not sober) to go to the hospital. There he was properly diagnosed and treated and his lung drained and reinflated. While he was able to smoke, yep, smoke right there in his hospital bed! they did not provide alcohol on the hospital menu. So he went into withdrawal. Delirium Tremors and all. Kept screaming "Get that gah dam HORSE off of my bed! How did that horse get in here?" Used to (in his mind) drive the bed around his old neighborhood like a Packard Motor Car and describe the sites to people. That lasted about a week.
Then, and I don't know how this works, the doctors refused to release him from the hospital and moved him to the psych ward. He spent two months or so in there being treated for addiction.
During that time no children, dogs or wives were physically, mentally or emotionally abused at our house. Not once. For the first time in about 30 years.
Eventually he was discharged and much to everyone's shock and utter disbelief...he never drank again! Or beat his wife. Or abused his children. His grandchildren absolutely worshipped him and competed for his favor. He was kind and generous and a great source of wisdom and humor for them. In time, they named their own sons after him and have his name tattooed on their flesh.
Ultimately he died of cancer. And when he did, I held him in my arms and looked him in the eyes so he wouldn't be scared or die alone. I was his primary caregiver for the last 7 years of his life.
And I have Zero Regrets about my actions that day.
ThisIsMe 3 years ago
Might have ultimately save more than just the dad's life. Who knows what might have come from that - could have killed others in drunken rage, drunk driving, etc.
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Aboredpanda 3 years ago
You were clearly pused to the edge of what you could deal with at that point, and he did get help in so many ways. I'm glad it turned out that well.
Alexandria Tyme 3 years ago
You could look at it as you made him into the human he should have been and one his family deserved
BluEyedSeoulite 3 years ago
I've heard my grandfather was very similar. When he was taking his meds and sober, he was a very nice man. If he took his meds, lithium, and drank, he'd die. So he just drank. He was the worst man I've had the displeasure of meeting and glad he was barred from most of my life. His son is a narcissistic Ahole and he is an IMPROVEMENT. I wish, for my father's family's sake, that someone had kicked my grandfather down the stairs
Will Cancel 3 years ago
they give alcoholics liquor when in the hospital to keep them from going through withdrawals. which is damaging to the body.
Gémeaux jumeaux 3 years ago
I can see this practice being used in the "old days," when there were no other options, but in the U.S. at least, closely monitored Rx adninistration, often with benzodiazepines, seems to be the hospital treatment of choice. And yes, agreed, alcohol withdrawal can be extremely dangerous.
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François Carré 3 years ago
Sometimes, trust your guts and let your anger go - even if it's kind of brutal, you might actually be doing the right thing.
#3
Turned a close friend into the fish and game. He would poach mountain lions and bears. His whole family would literally shoot them and leave them. He would brag about it. I couldn’t stand it and felt that I needed to stop him. He’s in prison and so is his uncle. I know I ruined his life but he was literally killing so many mountain lions and bears.
Michael Deyette 3 years ago
F**k that guy. This isn't dark, you stopped a terrible event from continuing. Good on you for knowing the line had been crossed.
Foxxy says goodbye. 3 years ago
Good on you. Those f*****g scum deserve to be in jail. You didn't ruin their life, they did by killing those animals.
Jon Steensen 3 years ago
Hunting for food is one thing, at least something good comes out of it, but hunting the big predators just for fun, that is respectless behaviour. Take what you "need" from nature as long as it has the carrying capacity for that to be sustainable, but don't make unessesary damage just for fun. What he did was illegal, so it wasn't you who ruined his life, he managed to do that himself by his stupid choice of actions.
Laura Ketteridge 3 years ago
It was not telling the appropriate authorities that ruined his life, but committing the crimes in the first place. He is not in prison because of the friend, but because of his own actions.
VeryDarkMatter 3 years ago
I just don't get why people enjoy hunting and killing animals. Its so sick .. god, this make me angry
Potato 3 years ago
I definitely understand hunting, but to find JOY in killing? *shudder* hoped they checked that guy's basement. If you enjoy hunting, there are plenty of scavenger hunt apps on a mobile device!
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Got into a car accident and had to stay with my mom for a couple days to figure out what to do. Went back to my apartment (I had two roommates) and everything was missing from my room. Long story short one of my roommates had everything hidden in her room.
I called and told her the things were missing from my room and she came up with a lie that a couple girls came to look at my room (I was moving out bc of the accident, long story) and that they must have taken my things.
She had everything I owned. Including my grandmothers perfume bottles, stuffed to the back of her closet, under her bed, behind her dresser etc.
So I packed all of my stuff up. Then took a giant black garbage bag and stuffed as much of her closet in it as I could. Took it to the middle of nowhere, dug a hole and burnt it.
She called screaming at me that her stuff was missing. I told her the two girls must have come by and taken her stuff too.
Jason Melvil 3 years ago
My only issue is that they could have donated some of the stuff instead of just burying it.
Zenozenobee 3 years ago
Taking avantage and lying to your injured roommate... She was born before shame I guess.
Fluffy mommy panda 3 years ago
I would have took my stuff and still burnt her s**t in the black bag mess with me again b***h musta been them girls you where telling me about.
Suz66 3 years ago
I'd be tempted to take other roommates stuff to set her up.
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#5
When my father was dying and in pain I was the one who told the doctors he had been through enough and we couldn't see him suffer anymore. Doctor injected him with something, I assume a morphine mega dose and he passed peacefully moments after.
Euthanasia may not be legal in UK but compassionate doctors know what's what. I don't regret it because my pa made me promise I would have his back when he got sick or old. I'm sad he got sick and never got to get old.
FactcheckerGeneral 3 years ago
Aha, that's actually a grey area in English law. No, euthanasia isn't legal. However, it is legal for a doctor to administer as much pain relief as the patient needs. If the patient needs so much pain relief that the dose is fatal...well, so be it.
TheAquarius1978 3 years ago
Dude i would ask for the same, i'm a firm believer that Euthanazia should be legal.
Monday 3 years ago
Absolutely. Why is it that it's okay to free animals from suffering but we can't do the same for ourselves?
Load More Replies... Foxxy says goodbye. 3 years ago
I wish euthanasia was legal. We have more compassion for our suffering pets than we do for ourselves/loved ones.
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
I hope someone does me the same kindness one day if it comes to it.
Alexandra Davis 3 years ago
They did the same to my lovely grandma. Whilst I'm upset she died (and so young too) I'm glad she wasn't in pain and suffering any longer. Euthanasia should be legal in these situations
Zedrapazia 3 years ago
We had to do the same with my grandfather. He was suffocating from lung cancer and would have died in a few hours anyway, so this seemed like the better option.
#6
My sister and I went to the same school, she was a year older. This guy was making her life hell and she was crying a lot, which was (still is) really, really unlike her. After weeks of this, my mom told me to beat him up and I would not be in trouble at home if I got in trouble at school for doing so.
The next day I saw my opportunity when I was in class and watched him walking in the hallway go into the guys bathroom. I immediately asked for permission to go too. I opened the door quietly and he was taking a p**s at a urinal. I Sparta kicked his a*s into the urinal and then just beat the s**t out of him, pissing on himself and all. I told him to leave my sister alone or it'd happen again.
My sister came home happy that day and never had another problem. She didn't know this happened for about 20 years. Not a shred of regret.
I didn't get in trouble. To his credit, he kept quiet. I did too.
Nothing happened for those roughly 20 years, we just never told her. Up until that day, she had been telling him to stop, etc. Just let her think that worked I guess. She was happy.
It faded in time until some family holiday party in the last couple of years where we were telling old stories. We laughed, she hugged me, and that was that. She's had my back plenty in life too.
Passerby 3 years ago
I am kinda impressed with the mom. Imagine allowing your son to beat people up. While I don't normally condone violence, I do understand the reason behind it in this case. Good job, OP.
Black Pearl 3 years ago
My mom is always talking about how she doesn't want us to start a fight with someone, but if they hit us first we can hit back and she won't care whatsoever.
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Fluffy mommy panda 3 years ago
Yeah cause school won't do anything they want to pussy foot around while someone being hurt or worse. Sad. I went through it. Hope my girls don't go through it but I'll be there to back up the whole way. Go down there an raise hell. I don't care.
Load More Replies... Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
When I was in primary school a kid was giving my little sister grief (stealing her stuff, that sort of thing), so I hunted him down and kicked him in the joy department. He left her alone after that.
Vinita Talaulikar 3 years ago (edited)
Your contribution in controlling population.
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Down With Agent Hedgehog! 3 years ago
(My older cousin Sally’s story) At school this jerk was constantly picking on my older cousin, Sally (not her real name ) This jerk kept picking on her but he was calling her names and insulting her for the entire course of college. But what he DIDN’T know was that my older cousin was just putting up with it, and she actually have a black belt in Karate. So one day she snapped, and she TOTALLY beat the stuffing out of him. The weird thing is, they’ve been happily married for a lot of years now, and he didn’t seem like a jerk.
censorshipsucks 3 years ago
I had this as well. One of my siblings was really big and always defended the smaller siblings.
SpaceQueen 3 years ago
My brother did something like that to a guy at school. The guy was saying things he was going to do to me, not knowing who my brother was. Everyone else in the room knew and just waited quietly as my brother grabbed him by the neck and lifted him off the ground and told him to think again, carefully. He told me about it a decade later.
Vinita Talaulikar 3 years ago
Wish all sisters had such brothers who would take care of those bullies.
#7
I took my daughter off life support, allowing her to die.
The alternative would have been our poor baby girl "living" until her first birthday until they could remove half of her brain. She had already been over medicated with strong anti seizure meds, against our wishes and judgment, with all of her perfect function from birth stripped from her because of it. They threatened to get an emergency order for CPS to take custody and I had to fight through a four hour plus ethics board in order to be granted the right to transition to palliative care. She hung on for 12 hours without a ventilator, but never regained consciousness.
There are a lot of things about her life I wish I could do over, just to experience *better*. But fighting for her peaceful death? That was the best gift I could have ever given to her and was my duty as her mother.
Debra McGeorge 3 years ago
You were a great, loving mom. My deepest condolences for all your troubles.
Got Myself 4 Pandas 3 years ago
As a mother I absolutely admire your strength, I'm not sure I would have the strength to let go to give them peace - I hope I would but the thought just tears me up. You truly put your child before yourself and that is the best thing a mother can ever do. I'm so sorry you had to go through all of this.
AliJanx 3 years ago
I had to sign my husband's papers. One member of his family was not happy about it, but all other members were fine. He was in a coma; when I asked the doc if he would be able to communicate with his children, even with his eyes, the doc said no. I signed the papers the next day. He died in palliative care after 3 days. My heart broke in half when he died and I will never be the same, but I don't regret it.
#8
A neighbor like 10 years ago was neglecting their dog badly in the heat. The dog escaped often and ended up at the shelter a lot. One day she jumped the fence and got her tie-out cable stuck on the fence. (She was not in danger of choking.) Neighbor put her on a 3-foot-long cable tied to a doorknob, no water, 90 degree day. I let some kind folks steal her, watched the whole thing and said nothing to stop them.
Stoopham McFernybabes 3 years ago
And assumed people who steal dogs are kind?
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Talitha Jansen 3 years ago
Hmm. So OP did nothing against dog abuse and let people steal the dog, assuming they were nice people? I'm sorry but you're not the hero here, OP.
Disha Nath-Sepoy 3 years ago
If you can't love, respect, spoil and take care of them like you would your own children then don't get an animal home please. Stick to a pet rock or something!!!
Down With Agent Hedgehog! 3 years ago
…so why didn’t the OP do anything about the dog, even if OP assume the dog stealers are kind?
Amused panda 3 years ago
Aw. Sounds like doggo was trying to help itself by running to the shelter.
Leo Domitrix 3 years ago
We had someone do that ... once. The dog is fine, btw, but the person was arrested under state law for cruelty to animals. :-)
Paul Richards 3 years ago
People who abuse animals are the absolute worst. No punishment is enough for that kind of scum
Scott Crowe 3 years ago
My wife did the same thing for a neglected Pomeranian that the trashy-a*s owners would just let wander all over the neighborhood all day and not give a s**t. F**k those people.
#9
My big sister used to casually hookup with this Russian guy who's family was absolutely loaded. He always seemed nice and I hoped they'd become more so he could stick around.
Well, one day my sister had a pregnancy scare. She was late on her period for a whole week, she told the guy about it and whatnot, and she was planning on getting a test later that evening. As soon as she told him he completely flipped his script and became a belligerent racist. I think racist is the right term? He basically screamed about how he couldn't taint his blood line with "filthy American blood" and called all us Americans stupid and disgusting. He went off the handle and demanded she get an abortion or he'll make sure the baby doesn't live. Yeah.
She took a test and it came back negative thankfully, and then showed me the messages. He offered to pay for it and s**t, and she asked "Sis, would I be an a*****e if I took the money anyways?" And I said "in any other situation I'd say yes, but this dude is an absolute prick and isn't hurting for cash. Tell him its $600 not $400"
So like 3 days later we met him in his rich a*s neighborhood, he was a cold heartless jerk and just handed her the $600 cash. We left that day for a girls trip out of state (: hooting and hollering in my sisters convertible with the top rolled down, I felt like I was on top of the world.
F**k you, Nikkoli
Terran 3 years ago
A hard one. In American English "racist" probably needs races involved, but in German there wouldn't be any meaningful difference between "racist" and "xenophobe". Using the german word "Rasse", which would be the equivalent to "race" is socially unacceptable and legally problematic. This might be the case in other european countries too, so in international English "xenophobe" and "racist" might be interchangeable. But I do not know enough about the use of the word in other languages.
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GoGoPDX 3 years ago
Yeah, Fyck you Nikkoli! I love how he has no problem hooking up with a "filthy American " but when possible consequences of his actions happen, he gets all xenophobic and acts like the sister was beneath him (figuratively) even though she was perfectly fine to mess aroynd with. It reminds me of the religious dudes that have no problem hooking up with certain girls, but then call them "loose" or "sluts" and demand a virgin to marry.
TheAquarius1978 3 years ago (edited)
Not racist, racist is only when defferent raves are involved like for instances if your family was Black or Asian. He was a Xenophobe, doesn't like foregneirs ( nationalist or Extreme right supremacist )
Kristal 3 years ago
One can be racist towards white people, towards any people, it's not just Black or Asian people. One can also be racist against their own race, there doesn't have to be different races involved. Racism involves prejudiced thoughts and being upset at 'tainted bloodlines' is definitely racist. A person can be xenophobic and racist.
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Nadia D 3 years ago
Coz of nature of wealth in Russia, people rarely to never got loaded by honest and good way unfortunately... The more sociopathic, narcissistic and aggressive got most chances to get something, leave alone one need to become a true psychopath to keep the wealth... Kids usually super spoiled and inherited some of these conditions... So, it's mostly a bunch of very miserable and presuming themselves better than everyone else in the world assholes, it's really better to keep away from... F**k you Nick indeed
ProudHamsterOwner 3 years ago
Wait, what? A pregnancy test is 400 dollars?? Or did she lie and say she was pregnant and had him pay for the fake-abortion?
onivdsrapowijap 3 years ago
I think it's the abortion that's $400, not the test
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Bree Piper 3 years ago
Just say “bigotted”, rather than racist, xenophobic, or whatever. The word itself is inclusive in direct opposition to the people it describes, which I think is entirely appropriate.
#10
I don’t know if this was “dark”, but it was definitely s**tty and I don’t regret it.
I was in a relationship that I was too afraid to leave at the time but I knew it was abusive. My ex had been trying to alienate me from my brother, friends and parents. At this point, only my parents and one male friend still had close, uninterrupted connection to me.
My male friend was my drummer in my band and I am a full time musician, so he was around a lot. My partner would berate me, constantly accusing me of cheating on him when I wasn’t, scream at me, try to force me to get a “real job” so I wouldn’t need to deal with my music friends anymore. I was on the verge of suicide and a little bit insane.
And one day I said “f**k it, if I’m gonna constantly get accused of s**t that I didn’t do, I might as well actually be doing it”
So I had sex with the drummer. Finally left the piece of s**t a few months later. The drummer and I are getting married next year. No regrets.
Fluffy mommy panda 3 years ago
I'm so happy you and drummer are getting married I'm so happy you got away from a*****e
Leoninus Fate 3 years ago
my best friend who is like a sister to me, had a bf like that, she would be with me 24/7 at times and he thought we were doing stuff, but no matter what he would belive her, so while there fighting {cause i came over to play xbox and he came over to drink} I walked to him told him "this is why I she wont do me" and I gave him the best french kiss of his life~, she dumped him a day later cause he changed it to "oh hes here cause he wants ME not you" insted.... that was over 9 years ago, last we heard is that he did turn out to be gay {and she says it started with me lol}
tara 3 years ago
You could of just dumped him FOR the drummer...that probably would have stung too.
CakeandNintendo 3 years ago
Nah he deserved that extra salt in the wound.
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago
I am just happy OP was able to get out of abusive relationship. Getting married with drummer is just a cherry on top.
#11
Some people were bullying the new mate at school, and one day he was crying on the floor. I asked him for the name of the boy who made him cry, and I punched the guy, his nose was bleeding.
Now, "the new mate" is still my friend, after 10 years !
TheAquarius1978 3 years ago
Something like that happened to me lol, i'm a big guy, and have been since my 12 or 13 ( talker than average also wider than average, with 16 years i weighed 100 kg, and yes i'm fat, but i'm not morbidly obese ), só i had a school mate on my 10 grade that was a small dude and had a rural accent, and some idiots decided to pick on him, since i was behind Said idiot when it happened i punched the back of his head with all my strengh and made him give a few steps fowards, he then turns back in shock looks at me and Said " i was just kidding i was just kidding " i was most enjoyable.
GoGoPDX 3 years ago
I've done it to. As an adult. My best friend and I were like 24 and out at a bar in our small home town. We were waiting for a ride, and my friend was sitting on the curb. This girl who has always been horrible to my friend through high-school, (i went to a ifferent HS, I would have defended her back then if possible) comes up and kicked her super hard, laughing, saying "sorry, I didn't see you" then does it again. My friend just tried to get up and get away. This girl had always been a bully, and everyone thought she was tough, so no one would actually stand up to her. Well, i wasn't afraid of her. I knew her type, and new she was all image. I also know how to fight (grew up around boys, and did a year of boxing training off and on, enough to know what i was doing). I told her to back off, she looked at me, and then pushed my friend down. I layed her out in 2 punches. I am normally very chill and will try to diffuse violence, but if you come after my loved ones, all bets are off!
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Americus Dabell 2 years ago
I was fat, not like that, but a smidge over weight, but never been bullied. For example, I was 50kg (110 pounds) as a 12 year old
Joe Gallagher 3 years ago
Anywhere, any time, any circumstance, that is honest behavior. Whether animals get it from us or vice versa IDK. Inherit good I think.
dar Rah 3 years ago
Where did you guys go to school that schoolyard fights weren't a thing?! You think this is not believable? Seriously?
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Katy McMouse 3 years ago
Why is this so hard to believe? He knocked someone's head about - he didn't claim to rip the head off and hurtle it into the atmosphere.
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I stole $50 off a serious drug addict roommate because earlier in the day he was talking about how his girlfriend (inexplicably sweet gal) didn't want to do heroin but he was gonna buy some and get her with it while she was sleeping so he could have someone to get high with. He went into absolutely unnecessary detail about how if she was high he'd probably get to do some s**t to her she'd never let him do but he'd always wanted to try. No money, no drugs, and the rest of us talked with the girl the next day. They split up, and he's dead now (from, surprisingly, drugs).
Deborah B 3 years ago
Glad you got that girl away from him. What a total waste of a human being. Lower than scum.
Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
Being an addict is one thing, but to plan to get someone addicted against their will? Not even I would defend your vile a*s.
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MyCatsTheRealPanda 3 years ago
Thank you. I am a 9 year recovering addict. I was assaulted while I was on drugs, and it was set up by someone I trusted so that he could steal the drugs I got "paid" with. I was physically unable to say stop but kept coming to and wanting to but couldn't. This still to this day bothers me. You saved this girl not only from being taken advantage of but probably years of trauma. That's not even including the issues the rest of this situation could have caused with being drugged against her will and by a trusted personbstvjkkkłö. So Thank you.
ALEXANDER DALE 3 years ago
I thought that said 9 year old and I thought who would give a 9 year old drugs.
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Wysteria_Rose 3 years ago
"She got away from him." Good. "He's dead now." GOOD! That person wasn't just toxic, they were flat out poison.
Fluffy mommy panda 3 years ago
Good. What a piece of s**t. Sorry that he dead, but he was stupid.
NannyChachi 3 years ago
I took money from my ex-husband all the time when he came home drunk. No regrets.
KombatBunni 3 years ago
I’d say he got exactly what he deserved. I hope he’s suffering wherever he is
#13
Had to make the choice to take my dad off of life support after he got Covid this year. He was sedated for a couple of weeks and one of his lungs collapsed and I couldnt watch him fall apart anymore. My dad was a bulky dude. Constantly did a lot of outdoor work and to see him bone skinny and have no muscle left killed me and I knew even if he somehow got through it, he would have been so miserable and depressed in that state he was in. I don’t regret it. I think it was the right thing to do by him. I’ll never not miss him though. That was my buddy
CakeandNintendo 3 years ago
My mom suffered a seizure, hit her head and was not showing signs of brain activity. Her liver and kidneys started to fail and I had to give them permission to take her off support. I knew if she made it she'd be on a machine forever and that was unlikely since she had no brain activity. She was in such pain her heart rate was 160. I will always miss her but I couldn't leave her there like that. She was in pain so badly, if she was in there somehow she deserved rest. Her grandkids still ask for her daily and miss her so much but I I know what I did was what she deserved. Now she can rest.
Heidi Schultz 3 years ago
Taking someone off life support is one of the hardest decisions. Sorry for your loss. My mom went the same way in 2020.
Wysteria_Rose 3 years ago
I hope one day we have answers as to why some covid cases were so serious and lethal while others were asymptomatic. As someone who had a moderate case that didn't require hospital treatment, I just hope we learn more about it. I'm so sorry for your loss. My uncle died from covid as well.
Sagegreen 3 years ago
We do know...most cases that are milder the person was vaccinated.
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Elliot Fowler 3 years ago
This is a sad story but the line about how he would be miserable if he pulls through rubs me the wrong way. You can't assume that if he loses the ability to do outdoor activities, that he will be miserable. He maybe thankful for the opportunity to still be with his family no matter what.
GoGoPDX 3 years ago
Not if he really knew his dad and his wishes. I have made it 100% clear to my family, and in writing, and in my will, that if I will have poor quality of life, like be bed ridden, quadriplegic, possibly paraplegic depending on the circumstances, significant brain damage, etc, to take me off life support!! I do not want to live my life like that, and do not want to live my entire life having to be taken care of and looked after. I know there are many people out there who live with the above circumstances and are happy (or say they are) but I would definitely not be. I would be miserable and depressed. People who know me know this, and I as OP was the son of the guy, more than likely he would know what his father would want
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BluEyedSeoulite 3 years ago
100% right decision. My dad is an narcissist but he never wanted to live the way he is currently living. His leech of a girlfriend at the time kept him alive and refused to get tests done showing his incompetence. She kept him alive and kicking just enough to get every penny out of him then left him. I may not want the old man in my life but I do feel sorry for him. He's living his karma and he could have been spared
BluEyedSeoulite 3 years ago
I should mention, he went through a very nasty withdrawal, seized, stopped breathing (no one knows for how long). His organs were failing but she kept him on life support. He managed to recover, barely. They found out 6+ months later that he had fractured his back in the episode. Had to have surgery but he was so unhealthy, not likely to be very helpful. Doctors had suggested he be taken off life support, but his disability hadn't been approved yet smh
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Bella V 3 years ago
This was the hardest thing to read. I too did the same. My dad got sick end of Oct beginning of November last year. He was on a vent until March. I watched the strongest man I ever knew (next to his father) waste away in that hospital bed. When I say strong I'm not joking his nickname was Popeye for a reason. Looked a lot like popeye too. (and was in the navy) I knew even if he miraculously pulled through he'd never be the same and he would never want to live dependent on others. March 4 I pulled the vent and stayed by his side. 28 hours and 48 minutes later he passed peacefully. But I too will never not miss him. The guilt is horrendous even though deep down I know I did the right thing.
#14
Left my ex, knowing he would be homeless when I kicked him out. Grabbed up all of his things and dumped them at the store he was working at with his friends. Told him I never wanted to see him again, and left (and blocked him on all forms of social media) and I haven't seen him since.
Vic_UA 3 years ago
there should be more context. did he cheat on you or do something wrong? was he abusive or aggressive? or did you just decide one day that you no longer want him anywhere near you? if he was a good guy and cared for you (and you initiated the breakup, which is fine), he probably deserved some kindness and you could have let him stay till he found a place of his own, or give him at least a couple of days to move out. On the other hand, if he did something and deserved it - good for you!
Pixie 3 years ago
From Reddit: _____________________________________________ BirdyPizza 34d: "Very interesting. What did you leave him for?" _____________________________________________ Pear_Jam2 34d: "Well, the main reason was that he extremely emotionally abusive. Super manipulative, controlling, occasionally violent but never with me (would break things and threaten to kill my pets). He also habitually cheated on me. Like to the point where i can list off more than a handful of names and that's just the ones I knew about."
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Terran 3 years ago
Funny how we don't know, if he was an abusive drunk or OP is some psycho, that kicked their BF out, because they came out as transgender.
Potato 3 years ago
Well, the subject is "what is the darkest thing you did" so should it really matter to us? We might feel more or less sympathetic depending on the reason, but that doesn't make it more or less dark for the person who did it.
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Brooklyn 3 years ago
There should be more details stated... Did they cheat? Or did you just get into a petty fight
Fluffy mommy panda 3 years ago
I don't see anything wrong with this. Cause he would of done to you too. And sometimes that is the only way.
ALEXANDER DALE 3 years ago
The comments on a lot of these posts are speaking directly to the person. You all realize these that most of these are from Reddit, right?
#15
Told my ex's probation officer about his fiancé. It was part of his license conditions to inform them of a new relationship after he spent nearly 10 years inside for what he did to me. He didn't tell them, even after 2 years together.
Would do it again in a heartbeat.
Minath 3 years ago
Good, the police and courts don't hand out those conditions very often so it was obviously deserved.
Anikulapo 3 years ago
Whatever he did to her was bad enough to warrant 10 years. F him.
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Julie 3 years ago
She told on her ex boyfriend for having a fiance. She told his probation officer because that is in direct violation of his probation. He was released from 10 years in prison for doing something criminal to her and this was her revenge.
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Violating the terms of your probation means you have to go back to prison and serve the rest of your time
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I had to read this 3 times. It reads as if she was talking about her ex probation officer.
GoGoPDX 3 years ago
The 's after ex (ex's) implies possession and means that the probation officer belongs to the ex. It would have been "my ex parole officer" for her to be talking about her ex parole officer. I am not trying to be rude or anything, so I hope no one takes offense to this. I know there are a lot of people on here that English is not their 1st language, and am just trying to help explain one of the millions of rules of the english language.
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#16
Five years ago my dad suffered a catastrophic stroke. Left paralyzed and robbed of his speech and ability to communicate he was a shell of the once vibrant, charismatic man he once was. He was moved into skilled nursing where he lived for nearly two years, he was miserable. On my last visit I told him it was okay if he wanted to leave us, that we would miss him but he should go. A week later I received the call that he had passed. Instead of immediate grief I felt relief. Relief that he was finally free. The grief came later and I still miss him every single day.
BluEyedSeoulite 3 years ago
The relief is a real thing. Felt it when my mom died. We were telling her everyday, she can go. It's okay. We'll be fine. When she finally passed, we were heartbroken and relieved. And we felt like A-holes because we felt relief. The amazinf hospice nurses warned us that it's normal, we aren't bad people for being relieved their suffering is over. I see her everyday in my daughters now, always bittersweet
Disha Nath-Sepoy 3 years ago
I'm sure he thanks you for it and is looking down upon you with nothing but love and pride!
Lisa Miller 3 years ago
My super-independent mom had a stroke which left her without the ability to walk, talk, or even swallow. Had to see her helpless in skilled nursing for 15 months before COVID finally took her. It IS relief, knowing that your loved one is unhappy and just waiting to die. I never really cried or seem to mourn much after she passed...then I realized I had mourned her from the time she had the stroke because that's when I really lost her. She's still with me though and every once in a while I get a sign.
Babysoup 3 years ago
I totally feel you. Strokes are the worst way to go.
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I feel this. My mom had cancer, at the end of her life she was so sick all she could do was lay in bed, nap and be in pain. She couldn't even muster the energy to read a newspaper article or listen (not converse!) to a 5 minute conversation anymore. I was relieved when death came to release her from her pain, though I miss her terribly each day.
Bedlamite 3 years ago
This I understand completely. My MIL had Alzheimer's and slowly died for 5 years. When she finally got pneumonia and congestive heart failure my husband and I were relieved. Thankfully she had a DNR and another directive saying no extreme measures to continue life, they were only allowed to keep her comfortable.
Whitefox 3 years ago
My ex's mom was declining fast while we were together. She ended up in a nursing home. I visited her and told her it would be ok, if she was ready to go. She went peacefully later that night. I never told her son about our conversation. I don't think he would have been ok with it but, she was ready.
Christy Means-Stephens 3 years ago
I can relate. My Mun died from ALS. She was suffering terribly, but after my sis and I told her it was ok to let go, she passed peacefullly soon after.
#17
I called animal control on my then best friend. Their dog could hardly stand up and she was losing tons of fur. Turns out she had cancer. They were given a day to get her euthanized or treated. She still thinks it was her neighbors and not me.
Sinkvenice 3 years ago
I couldn't be friends with someone who treated an animal that way. You did the right thing, regardless of who it was. I hope you're no longer friends.
Michelle C 3 years ago
Good! I cannot understand how anyone can be cruel like that to animals or other human beings!
Cookie 3 years ago
I did that to a friend's neighbour. Their dog had cancer and the wound festered so badly that my friend kept complaining about the smell. So I reported them to the authorities but the authorities turned on me instead saying that the dog was a police dog and the owner a retired policeman, don't you think he loves his dog? It died eventually after more suffering.
#18
Being an addict. It was the darkest time of my 30 years on this earth. I don’t regret it in the sense that I was happy as an addict, but it made me the strongest, most resilient person I know. 6 years sober and counting!
Berry-Nice 3 years ago
I don't regret it. The numbness was the only thing that got me through the trauma that happened to me as a kid and I had to pick myself up every day and deal with then later on fighting it to get better. I've done some amazing things in my life and I've done more than most people will their entire lifetime, good things and bad. But what I don't regret the most is that it means I don't judge anyone for much anymore. I'm far more understanding than most people who haven't suffered, because I've been there.
Isaac Harvey 3 years ago (edited)
My grandmother was able to transition from smoking to chewing gum just a year before peacefully passing away earlier this year. In my mind, she is now 79.
Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
I have 7 ½ years myself, and the years I was actively drinking were some of the worst. If anyone reading this is now sober as well, congrats and keep up the good work!
FactcheckerGeneral 3 years ago
People who say addicts are weak haven't tried standing between one and their next fix.
#19
I was 17 and it was about 6am on a summer morning. I lived on a small farm with my parents, and my dad busted into my room yelling at me to get my lazy, worthless a*s up. Dad owned a dozen or so cows, and apparently they had broken a gate during the night or earlier that morning and were now out wandering around. Apparently, this was my fault somehow because I was a lazy piece of s**t and wasn't up already to fix this. My mom heard my dad screaming and yelling at me like a crazy person and followed us out the door. Dad had one our biggest wrenches in his hand, it was a pipe wrench about 2 feet long. To this day, I have no idea how that was supposed to help him fix the broken gate. Anyway, my mom just said three word to him: "Calm down, Dadsname." Apparently, that was enough to tip him over the edge. He screamed and threw that wrench as hard as he could at my mother, missing her head by inches. If that would have connected, I have no doubt it would have killed her. For a second, I just stood there shocked. Then I just felt pure rage like I have never known before or since. I tackled my father and started throwing punches. I'd like to say I beat the living s**t out of him, but I'm not a good fighter. It was probably closer to a draw, but I definitely won. He ended up with two black eyes, a bloody nose and a mouthful of blood. After I got off of him, I went inside and got my shotgun. Loaded it, then went back out to him, put the barrel in his face and told him that if he ever laid a hand on my mom or me again, I'd kill him. And I meant it. That was the last time he ever got violent. I did have to remind him once many years later, however. I visited from out of state and I walked into a situation where he was working himself up with my mother. A reminder of my promise and that I did and always would think of him as a cowardly piece of s**t with no self control shut him up. He's 83 now and has developed dementia in the last few years. We don't talk, but my sister says he's a much better person now than when he was younger. Anyway, that's the darkest I've ever been, and I don't regret a bit of it.
Fluffy mommy panda 3 years ago
Sometimes someone in the family has to step up and do something. I remember my dad use to get mad about b******t. And I was little kid. And I was scared. And I felt like my tail was between my legs. He would yell and through things. And I said in a loud and calm voice. "Look dad your making, mommy and sis cry? Why are you doing that?" And he would just stair at me for a moment and set down. When I got older sometimes we would get in physical fight about makeup. An it would get pretty crazy but I aways stood up for myself. I don't know if I was stupid, crazy or just brave. Probably crazy. But I didn't win the makeup thing till I was like 16 and married. But if he did anymore than whoop me. Like try to kick or slap me. I go crazy on him.
Fluffy mommy panda 3 years ago
An sometimes I feel bad for standing up for my self. Cause my dad aways said it was awful thing to do and he would say I was going to hell and say I disrespected him. I have a lot of issue because of it.
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Izzy Curer 3 years ago (edited)
I have a good relationship with my dad, but if you've never been woken up by someone coming into your room at 6 am screaming that the cows are out, you're missing out on a special flavor of anxiety! Lol. Had this happen several times growing up. I can imagine that op was already a bit keyed up at that point.
#20
I hit my uncle left right and center when he was trying to choke my father to death. I was 16 years old at that time, a very skinny girl. I beat his face, neck and every part of him that I could target with so much intensity that my knuckles turned blue the next day. I had an animalistic rage that day trying to help my father get away from his death grip. I hate my uncle even today. I got anger issues because of growing up around him. And I don't regret beating him that day at all. He was physically abusive to his wife as well. One fine day, his wife retaliated by beating him blue with a stick. And he stopped being physically violent towards her post that.
Fluffy mommy panda 3 years ago
To be honest I'm surprised no one has done something more serious to him.
Charlotte Grace 3 years ago
My dad beat my mum and sisters. One day when he was laying into Mum she had had enough, didn't care if he killed her, and hit him back with all her strength. He wasn't so bad after that. A*****e.
Nicky Hands 3 years ago
You cannot speak violence to reasonable person, just as you cannot speak reason to a violent person. You have to learn their language if you want to communicate effectively ✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻
#21
My stepdad is a creep. Told my mother about it and some stuff he did. She said that I was lying and that I am mentally ill. So I cut them both out even if that is super tabu to do in my family. Hurts so much to have s**tty parents. But you really are better off without the abuse
H. Daven. 3 years ago
OP. My mom didn't believe me either. Good for you standing up for yourself.
AW 3 years ago
I hope you managed to get yourself out of that situation and you're safe now
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I'm so happy you did that. If she don't believe you she is not worth it. A mother that picks a man over her children is not a mother anymore.
MagNat 3 years ago
Unfortunately is fairly common in cases like that. The cognitive dissonance about your hubby being a child molester is too much for some to process, I guess.
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Microwaved Robot 3 years ago
As I told my Son today (he is 40), just because someone shares a blood line is no reason to keep them in your life when they do things that you would not let an acquaintance or someone you thought was a friend, do to you.
Lee Banks 3 years ago
Darkest thing my mom ever did with no regrets was to straight up kidnap me to get away from a situation similar. we were homeless, and on the run for two years, but I'm so thankful she believed me. best move made. I'm sorry you didn't have that support. I hope you're doing well, now.
Lynette Vella 3 years ago
Crazy dad who could have killed us all. After he killed himself, my mom just left me at 16 years old and ran around with different men. Still not over it because it impacts every part of your life.
bored hamster 3 years ago
I can't get my head around all these comments where the mothers didn't believe their own child. My daughter told me when she was 17 that her stepdad had been making inappropriate comments to her for almost a year. I kicked him out & divorced him. She was my number 1 from the moment I found out I was having her. And she always will be!!
Michelle C 3 years ago
Walking away from toxic family members is totally acceptable, as it should be. Sometimes that is how you honor them; doing better than they did may very well give them cause to realize how they have been and that they need to repent, take accountability, and make amends to the ones they’ve hurt!
#22
I attempted suicide a year ago, obviously I was unsuccessful. It was a wake up call to my alcoholism and motivated me to get a chemical dependency evaluation and go to treatment. I have a very good life now and I don't regret the attempt because I wouldn't be here if it hadn't gotten to that point. They say your rock bottom is where you quit digging, and I threw my shovel down on July 24th, 2021.
Valerie G. 3 years ago
Feb 18, 1978 at 8pm. That was when I phoned my MIL and told her that there was only room for one alcoholic in our family and her son was it. She understood and even offered up her home to me. Funny thing though, I have it in my head that before I go I will go to the liquor store and get some apricot brandy and a nice bottle of gin. That was my favourite drink then. I was also pissed off that the Pina Colada was invented after I quit.
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Aballi 3 years ago
I understand what it's like to live with suicidal ideation. It takes courage to live with it, and I hope you are proud of yourself for choosing to live again!
mrsmir 3 years ago
It’s the absolute worst. Knowing I’d be better off and no longer suffering but also knowing I CANT do it is such a mind f**k.
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Whitefox 3 years ago
Congratulations!! When I was 16, I was dealing with abuse at home and things were reaching critical mass. Things at school and work were at the darkest they could be and I was just done. I went to work on a Sunday morning. Usually there is no other human on site and I clean, feed, medicate and tidy up the vet hospital on my own. This time I did all of that, and instead of leaving, I drew up enough euthanasia medication to drop and elephant. I had a tournequit on my arm and was looking for a vein when I heard the side door open, the lead Tech cursed, the door shut. I threw everything in a cabinet and went to see what was up. There was the tech with a look of utter confusion on her face. She said she was driving home and thought she'd forgotten something so dropped by. When she walked in the door she realized she couldn't remember what she had swung by to get. She shook her head, laughed a little, bid me a good afternoon and left. I put everything away...never again...
#23
Paid £250 quid for a horse off an acquaintance that had been suffering from various ailments, been a bit neglected and couldn't even lay down to sleep any more and then moved the horse to a different yard and had her quietly put down a few days later to end her suffering.
Lazy Panda (she/her/hers) 3 years ago (edited)
These secrets to save or prevent suffering are sad but the right thing done by good people.
Disha Nath-Sepoy 3 years ago
It's tough, but necessary! Happy that you put an end to it's suffering. May she R.I.P 🙏🏻
Wren Hard 3 years ago
A genuine question- how would you bury something that big? Do you need earthmoving machines orrr??? Do you get it cremated?
Justin Kantner 3 years ago
actually, most often the body is taken to the slaughter house, if not cremated by request.
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Meghan Wood 3 years ago
I got a 6yo rescue dog from a private owner. Spent $2000 just to find out she was dying and suffering horribly. I told my daughter (who had been pushing the dog in the stroller and basically inseparable for 3 weeks) that we had to give her to a breed specific rescue that could get her the $14,000 in surgeries she needed (which vet wasn’t sure she would survive, and no board surgeons were available in a 200mi radius anyway) I actually gave her back to the original owner who had her put down. Very, very sad day.
Michelle Reynolds 3 years ago
Literally thought the acquaintance was the one with the ailments. Had to re-read. Thank you for loving the horse enough to let her go.
#24
In middle school, there was this group of boys that would corner me in the hallway and try to scare me. I was the perfect target for these little bastards. I was short, skinny, and had (and still have) and anxiety disorder. One day I just had enough, and asked a friend if I could have an extra pencil, sharpened it as much as I could, and when I saw one of them in the hallway, I stabbed the f**k out of his leg. Sh**head got what he deserved.
Lucinda Speer 3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ATMAza1TXg John Wick killed 3 men with a f*cking pencil.
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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
I saw something similar happen when I was a kid. We were sitting at our desks and this horrible girl was harassing this guy who... I'm vague on the details after all this time, but I think he had special needs, or rage issues, or both. Anyway, she turned around in her chair to throw yet another cruel comment at him (one thing I DO clearly remember is the smug smirk on her face), and he stabbed her right in the forehead with the pencil he was holding. She wasn't seriously hurt but she screamed and cried like crazy and they left him the hell alone after that.
Fluffy mommy panda 3 years ago
There was a boy in high school that sexually harassed me talking about creepy stuff, and ect even touching the leg up and up. And I would stab him sometimes to try and get him to stop, with a pencil. But he just keep on and one day the teacher actually said to us "stop it you love birds!" I was so pissed. An this is after my parents had all ready told the scholl on multiple accounts of what he was doing. And that they like it to stop. All he ever got was suspended and that is all for like three days came back and keep on I just gave up. And still held my ground.
Nitka Tsar 3 years ago
I'm concerned how many people have stabbed other kids with pencils, when they were young.
Passerby 3 years ago
I confessed that I did have the urge to stab someone with a pen once when I was in school. Just once though.
Susan 3 years ago
I remember a kid like this in my highschool. He was small and got picked on a lot. One day one of his bullies turned around in his desk to say something smart to him and he had enough and stabbed the bully's hand with his pencil. It was quite a shock and the whole school was talking about it.
#25
There was a girl I had a crush on, but we were pretty good friends.
She was abused by her boyfriend, I won't give up details out of respect for her, but he was a piece of s**t.
He was older than both of us and very religious, attended the countryside church a lot, and she was 15 at the time.
So anyways, one night she calls me and asks for help. It was around 2AM and she told me, she was sexually abused and left stranded in a middle of nowhere in the countryside.
I drove there to pick her up and heard the whole story.
So we got a poster or, idk, pamphlet saying the whole story and hung it up the church's news board.
People took notice, but we haven't named the person yet. It was dumb, I know. But we were young and feeling vengeful.
Anyways, more girls started reaching out and informed us about that guy's travesty.
Turns out he had a thing for younger girls, too. And he also assaulted them physically and sexually.
We gathered the info and made a wanted poster with his photo and all of the anonymous testimonies and once again, hung it on the church's board.
The guy is found dead. Official cause: suicide.
But there's plenty of evidence that it was a murder. Edit: Justice delivered by someone else, staged as a suicide. We don't know.
Anyways, I might be indirectly responsible for this guy's death, but considering how terrible of a person he was, I'm not sure if I feel bad about it.
Edit: Feel free to ask questions, I've seen people asking if it's a copy-pasta story. It's not, but stuff like that, unfortunately, happens a lot.
Edit2: Just to clarify, there was police involved, but in my country, especially in rural areas where Church has the most power, young girls stand no chance against the fully grown church-going believer, because victim blaming is a thing and the girls risk being ostracized if they speak up. Because in Poland it's always woman's fault.
Edit3: If you're wondering what happened afterwards, the girl I had a crush on ended up as a substance abuser with suicidal tendencies, but she's doing much better now.
Other girls who were molested received proffessional mental aid and I've eventually moved on, when we grew more and more distant.
We still sometimes talk with that girl, but as you can tell, she doesn't necessarily trust men now.
Stacey Rae 3 years ago
Abuse should not be hidden. Victims speak your truth (if safe to do so)
Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 3 years ago
Everyone believes the victim until they name the abuser. Then the victim blaming and doubting starts and the victim is once more the victim for disturbing the peace. Plus in a lot of places, abusers just get a slap on the wrist if convicted. I understand everyone who doesn't want to put themselves through this.
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BluEyedSeoulite 3 years ago
Ditto. Rural justice is a thing. Still happens today. Man, why did he go swimming in that lake? Everyone knows your legs get tangled up in the weeds. Ya know, he must've been fishing while drunk and fell in. Such a shame...
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"Because in Poland it's always woman's fault." - I'm Polish and I would like to be able to claim this isn't true, but unfortunately it is...
AnnwylTheBloodyLovesFerghus 3 years ago
Unfortunately, it isn't just in Poland. U.S. is pretty much the same. So, you were roofied and raped? Well, what were you wearing? Were you drinking? Are you sure you just didn't change your mind? Even when a guy is literally caught in the act of raping a senseless girl, he can get only three months in jail because he's a good swimmer. According to the judge, no sense in ruining his life over a simple mistake. Yeah, not just Poland. In Italy, a judge once declared that a woman couldn't possibly gave been raped because she was wearing tight jeans. Obviously, she must have helped him pull them off. Therefore, no rape. Yeah, mysogyny is everywhere.
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Wysteria_Rose 3 years ago
This is EXACTLY how these criminals should be treated: called out for what they did and what they are. Whatever happens from then happens.
Leo Domitrix 3 years ago
Yep. "Good church-going" families anywhere, I think, are much like this any place I've been. It's always *her* fault. I had a dad like that who was, ironically perhaps, an atheist. *sigh*
Michelle C 3 years ago
Good for the OP for speaking up! What a brave soul to help someone in deep pain and danger at the risk of his own peril. Abusers will stop at nothing and OP has a heart of gold to help as many people as he could!
Nicole Herron 3 years ago
I can second the notion that churches squash drama. I got a job at a local AM Christian radio station and ended up the one fired because a guy kissed me. Don't ever work alone ANYONE, and don't be ashamed to cause a fuss.
#26
I come from a pretty dysfunctional family and was abused by my uncle for many years. Sadly nobody took much notice of me when I revealed everything. Aunt remained married to him and mother allowed him back into the family home several week’s later. Fast forward many years and my family turned their back on me when I was considering finally reporting it to the police. I cut my parent’s out of my life and have banned them from seeing my children (their grandchildren). Are they pissed? Yes. Do I regret my decision? No. My mental health and that of my children’s is worth far more than trying to proverbially set myself on fire to keep everyone else warm. Most of my siblings are angry at me but I no longer care and feel like I’m a better person for breaking thru such family dysfunction. Sometimes you gotta do what’s best for you and block out the noise around you. It’s a million times worse now as my beautiful grandmother passed away last night and she was one of the only normal family members left in my life. My heart hasn’t felt this heavy with grief before and I miss her so very much.
H. Daven. 3 years ago
OP: I get it. It took becoming a parent for me to realize I couldn't parent my parent and be the best parent to my kiddo at the same time. My parent is nearly 70 and has yet to acknowledge any sort of responsibility for their adult choices. Which is why I have 0 guilt or shame in having no contact with them. Good for you!
Fluffy mommy panda 3 years ago
Exactly well said. They should full well know better by now.
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Aunt Riarch 3 years ago
Only people with good parents think it's terrible. Because they don't know
Load More Replies... BluEyedSeoulite 3 years ago
My parents protected my sister and I from the abusive people in my dad's family. Definitely the right call. I've done the same with my kids. Better no family than abusive family.
C W 3 years ago
I'm so thankful you broke off from that abuse and are protecting your children from it. It's hard to do, I'm proud of you!
Fluffy mommy panda 3 years ago
I'm so sorry your family is like that. However, that being said you did the right thing 💯% because your mom and dad should have chose you over there family. And your siblings too. It is truly sad and I'm sorry for this. And I'm sorry for your loss
Lynette Vella 3 years ago
"Set myself on fire to keep everyone else warm" - how often I have done this just to keep the peace in my family and as a teacher.
#27
Told my stepmother how I really felt about her on her death bed. I was 22 and she was dying from years of alcohol abuse. She would beat me as a child and tell my father lies about me so he would punish me with his fist. My teen years were a constant battle with my father when he got home from work from the lies she would tell. Much of the fights came to blows and I moved out to live with my grandmother. I just let it all out on her. I knew she was aware and I made sure she knew how much of a piece of s**t she was and how my father was better off now that she would be burning in hell. I was gone before my father returned and she passed away 2 days later. Turns out I was right! My father is in a much better place and has since apologized to me and we have a great relationship. It is amazing how one person can sow so much discord and chaos.
Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
I've said it before: cowards beat children. It was deserved.
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Riley Quinn 3 years ago
When bio-parents choose their spouse over their kids - ef them. I would have plenty to say at his death bed, too.
Jeya Mackelle 3 years ago
Why not just say parents? I'm adopted, if my adoptive mom or dad chooses their spouse over me when they're abusive POS, I'd leave too. We are still your children.
Load More Replies... Wysteria_Rose 3 years ago
Death and dying does not absolve all of the horrible things you do to someone. Forgiveness isn't real if it takes such an extreme situation to ask for it.
AnnwylTheBloodyLovesFerghus 3 years ago
This. My thoughts have always been that if you're a miserable human being in life, death does not reedem you. That whole "don't speak evil of the dead" is bull. Covering-up for the dead doesn't magically change their a****lery.
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Nunya Business 3 years ago
I wish I could've done the same to my stepfather. He was a monster.
#28
During college, I saw a couple of guys trying to secretly photograph a female classmate. I felt intense disgust at that. After the class was over, I told some good but intimidating seniors about those guys. For the next three days, those guys were not seen in the class. The following day they were mad angry and approached me outside the college. My bum was saved that day because right across the street, the seniors showed up and waved at me. The two guys gave me a dirty look and left on their bikes. I never found out what the seniors did to them. I have never regretted it; I only hoped the seniors didn't do any crazy ragging sh*t to them, but the lesson needed to be learned.
Izzy Curer 3 years ago
Kinda sounds likd they tied them up somewhere. Probably didn't even do anything, but I bet it scared them.
Penny Kemper 3 years ago
Why didn't you just call them out when they were doing it so the girl knew too.
Potterhead 0-0 3 years ago
They most likely wouldn’t have stopped and I’m sure the girl knew
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I used to work with an openly racist guy in the army. He would regularly make racist jokes and statements like telling one of our black soldiers that the "Colored Bathrooms were over there."
I reported him to EO like I was supposed to, but because he was friends with the EO rep nothing happened.
So I went on 4chan and posted his name and social security number on a "If you hate them Post their info" threads.
He got his identity stolen.
No regrets.
Kitten Fenerty 3 years ago
Military uses this as your identification instead of your name.
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JessG 3 years ago
I personally don't think revenge is worth it if they don't know where it came from, or why it was done
P.A.B. 3 years ago
This thread is about the darkest thing you’ve done, not necessarily about revenge.
Load More Replies... Edgar Rops 3 years ago
This is not the worst thing one can do to a guy in the army. Imran, there are guns, explosives and accidents do happen...
Fluffy mommy panda 3 years ago
True I mean we are talking about dark stuff that we ve all done....
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago
Cesspool of a website full of racists, xenophos, bigots, misogynists, incels... basically a Petri dish for worst of the worst human tendencies and a rally point to worst of the worst human beings.
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Riley Quinn 3 years ago
Neighbor tossed racist slurs around and it made my blood boil. I told her not to use that type of language in my presence. She didn't listen. I lost it, and I punched her in the face. Oddly, she didn't call the cops, but she avoided me for the remainder of my stay in that xenophobic neighborhood.
Alienking06 3 years ago
I have conflicting opinions about this revenge. I do applaud the OP though.
Penny Kemper 3 years ago
Isn't there another step you could've taking in the army? That's not how you teach someone a lesson
Shane G 3 years ago
There are still people in the military who consider the person who reports an issue to be a problem rather than the person who is actually in the wrong. It "disrupts unit cohesion" and so sometimes the person who gets punished was the one trying to do the right thing.
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#30
I called the police on my mom and had her submitted to a mental hospital and left her there.
She needed to know after everything my love WAS conditional and she needed to get her s**t together.
She didn’t, and I’m sure she hasn’t forgiven me since.
Fluffy mommy panda 3 years ago
I did this for my sister. My mother was crazy too. And we lived through a crazy childhood. One I don't think anyone should. Anyhow my sister ended up getting mental illness passed down to her. And I lived in an apartment with my kids and husband. My dad calls me and says my sister ran away. She was above 18. And but she was out of her mind. He said he didn't know where she was it had been awhile. Like the whole day it was night. And I go pick him up take him to police office. They tell him we can't look for her unless you sign paper to get her evaluated. He says no. I sign paper because I want to find sister. They go home. He calls me, it been like weeks complaining that she did all this crazy stuff. And she is on the floor for this stuff. And I go down there and tell them she is not being taken care of properly by my dad. Because she would not bathe, brush hair, change cloths. She would do dangerous stuff. Stay in one room. I could go on and on. So I put her in a home........
Leo Domitrix 3 years ago
Do what you gotta do. Survival sometimes means love from a safe (really safe) distance.
Julie 3 years ago
This sounds fake. It takes more than a pissed off daughter to have someone committed.
Sue User 3 years ago
True. But this sounds like a case of the mother being mentally ill , and getting the daughter to take care of her by saying " if you love me, you wont let them put me in that awful place".
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Sinead Kenny 3 years ago
My mum was the same and it took years of therapy but we got through it. Take the stubborn a*s attitude and decisions and now look at her as a woman, a human being, what she has been through and what got her to where she is.... only have 1 mum and she a life before you. Bet you have no clue about your mum as a person? What was her life like before you, her dreams, aspirations? Who was she before she was just a legal name and your pet name 'mum'? Think bout it before you judge her...
BluEyedSeoulite 3 years ago
If this is the US, it is so hard to get people hospitalized if they don't voluntarily admit themselves. I get the point of the law but it leaves a lot of people that need help but don't realize it vulnerable
Isolde Leeuwen 3 years ago
Sometimes love is very tough :). You took care of her, even though she did not want to.
#31
Ex-stepfather had verbally and physically abused me for 12 years before I finally left the house for good. The last day I was there, my step-piece of s**t basically admitted to having feelings for me, choked me, and screamed at me for hours. I left through my bedroom window. For five months I avoided that house until ex-stepfather got a hold of my new phone number and texted me non stop about how I’m breaking my mom’s heart by not coming to visit. So I texted back that I’ll come by one day soon after work. When I got there, he opened the door, and I cracked his face open with a baseball bat. The reason why the police weren’t called was because my step-a*****e was already wanted for trafficking substances. The pandemic started a couple months after and my mom decided to move out and let the POS stay in my childhood home. Mom and I are in contact and she goes to therapy. I also go to therapy.
Fluffy mommy panda 3 years ago
She should not have let POS stay in childhood house I would have threw him out. Told him to get outta here ya bum.
Nitka Tsar 3 years ago
That what he would have deserved, but from the abused point of view, they are probably just happy to be away from him
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Ghosted a guy who was supposed to be my friend. The friendship had started off fine, we became close very quickly... But then the cracks started yawning into weird black abysses. His stories didn't match up to reality. He always had a new story to tell, and it was always fantastical. He would call me at 3 am and just sob about how his bones hurt and he could see "the shadow man". I was 19 and very confused, very afraid. I couldn't deal with it, and I didn't feel safe, and he never listened if I tried to help him through whatever was going on with him. So I just. Stopped picking up the phone. I stopped agreeing to meet him. I disappeared from his life. A year later, a mutual friend and an ex of mine told me he had died of bone cancer. I was f*****g devastated. It traumatized me for years thinking that he needed me and I ditched him and he died alone. It to this day crumbled how I navigate boundaries now.
Five years after that, I was told that it was all a lie, and he had never had cancer. Or he had it and was in a coma. Or he moved away. I don't know the truth. But I do know that cutting those two liars out of my life was the right choice to make.
tara 3 years ago
I think sometimes when people lie about having big problems...it's cause they really do have big problems...just not the type they talk about.
The Crushinator 3 years ago
That really, really sucks. I had a similar experience at that age with a girl who faked having multiple personalities. I was really worried for her and tried my best to be a good friend but it was all lies. Messed me up for a good long while, I still have trust issues from it.
Aboredpanda 3 years ago
Sounds like psychosis. Which in turn could've left him unable to care for his physical health. Maybe in a similar situation contacting mental health services before removing oneself from someones life is a good idea? Something like this is heavy and shouldn't be a friends responsibility to fix, so it's understandable you ran, I probably would have too.
Berry-Nice 3 years ago
My brother has psychosis. He sees a "grey" version of himself doing unspeakable things to copied of us. It can be frightening and if you don't know what you're doing you only make it worse. I had to learn very quickly, and to this day my daughter doesn't like being around her uncle, even though he's the sweetest person. It's understandable though, I had to leave the phone with her to ring 999 if she heard me shouting, because he could have been dangerous. Mental health services are not great, although he's doing better. I don't blame anybody for not hanging round if it's too much for them to handle xxx
Load More Replies... simplyysand 3 years ago (edited)
Holy fvck. I really get heated when people lie about people having cancer. There’s a sweet little girl at my school with it and lots of my family members have died of it. Other people have died of cancer too. Not a joke. Don’t lie about cancer.
Mousey 3 years ago
My old roommate was a pathological liar. Told everyone that he had been a secret assassin in the U.S. military but his service was so secret, they couldn't confirm he was in the military so he couldn't use the GI Bill benefits for college. Oh, and for his honeymoon, they had to stay in the U.S. because he had assassinated so many people in other countries, that he would be murdered if he were caught in those countries. Those are just my favorite of his lies. 20 years later, I still wonder how my best friend (at the time) believed all the $h1t and married him!
Xenia Harley 3 years ago
Dissociative disorder. Sounds like a mental illness. Had an acquaintance like that, convinced everyone she had a reoccurrence of cancer. her best friend caught on that she was lying.
#33
I planned to kill a man. Growing up my best ever friend got molested by her step dad often but only her family knew about this. One day the whole thing got exposed on TV by one of those shows were all the tragedy is aired. I felt so much fury. I was a young silly man, I used to live in the favelas and knew a couple of not very good guys. I asked them for a favor, I would work for them if they killed the son of a b***h. We went there, the house was 100% empty He fled after the news on TV. I got lucky really, could have wasted my whole life right there.
Luke Branwen 3 years ago
My best friend's father is a (verbally) abusive drunk and if I ever found out he physically assaulted and/or molested her, I'd do the same. No regrets.
#34
Signed someone up online for home Mormon visits and added in comments to not give up if I was rude at first, I really did want to be helped deep down.
jjdubs W 3 years ago (edited)
I think this post needs a why. What did the person do to deserve this? Otherwise, it's just mean, not an apt response to someone doing something.
Adam Belaire 3 years ago
Agreed. Did they do this because the someone pissed OP off or is OP one of those "Y'all need Jesus in your life" and the someone didn't do anything to OP.
Load More Replies... Minath 3 years ago
I hope the Mormons weren't at any risk of being assaulted, I don't like their religion, but I wouldn't want any of them to be seriously hurt, or worse.
Glitterati 3 years ago
Might have signed my ex up for a very wide range of dubious e-newsletters back in the early 2000s but this is genius
Ada Hunter 3 years ago
ok i would like to just say, the home visits and stuff isn’t necessarily to preach, but instead to see if there is anything they can do for you or help you in any way
SarBow 3 years ago
As a Mormon this may be true some of the times and I know their intentions are good, but in the end I also know a majority of them keep inviting you to church events and lessons and wont stop until you explicitly tell them to.
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Anna Bremmer 3 years ago
Why did they choose Mormonism for help? I'm not dissing anyone but that's kind of a weird schism created by someone who was clearly a lying wierdo.
Violet Smith 3 years ago
That picture is funny - at first it looks like one guy with three legs.
Heather Talma 3 years ago
The f**k is that guy in the pic even doing? Sitting in the middle of the park wearing a mask incorrectly? You are trying to do three mindsets at once and failing at all of them, sir.
#35
Stabbed my own hand and blamed it on a kid I hated in kindergarten.
He was a bully and would constantly flip over the girls' skirts as well as steal my f*****g food, so I decided he gotta go. Got him expelled from that school.
Minty 3 years ago (edited)
It says that the kid that got expelled would bully other kids, flip over girls skirts and steal OP's food
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LMr 3 years ago
Kids are assholes. My own son had to defend himself in KINDERGARTEN!!!!!! How dare people act as if children aren't honest about abuse and being bullied!! Shame on you. Bullies hardly EVER get what they deserve.
SeaLouse 3 years ago
Had a three year old once kick me in the face. I was climbing up a latter and there he was at the top. Kicked me right in the mouth. A few days later I threw a block of wood on his head. He wanted to play catch with it, but my aim was "off" and I "accidentally" hit him with it. I was three years old at the time also, by the way...
Nitka Tsar 3 years ago
Oh I always have to think twice if anyone tells a story about Kindergarten. Depending on where it's from, the age range id different. In Germany this story would not make sense, because Kindergarten kids are 2-5 years old. The US calls this preschool. US Kindergarten on the other hand is the age directly before school starts. Which is preschool in my country.
#36
When i was a teenager and new on the internet chatrooms in the years 2000-2004, i was a frequent visitor to a Dragonball Z RP chatroom. I was a young teen with zero concept of sex, relationships, etc. I decided i wanted to try cross-playing as a male character and didn't want to be one of the main cast, so i picked Zarbon (i know, wtf). But then a girl fell for me. Backstepping a little, through the course of RP in the main chat room, a girl RPing as a self-insert DBZ character would send me DMs asking for personal advice, telling me about herself, her life, her struggles with her parents, her friends, etc. We became friends, but i was nervous about privacy and worried that identifying myself as a girl would be seen as deceptive, so in order to keep up the façade that i was a guy, I made up a persona. I became Travis, a High school senior and member of a garage band who was emancipated from his parents and living in an apartment with a roommate. Analyzing it now, I suspect it was an effort to appear as an authority, but still in a relatable age range.
Over months, she continued to confide in Travis and we Roleplayed in public chat, but had a private pseudo-relationship going on including cyber-sex and "pillowtalk". She confessed her love to Travis, and I knew I had to let her down, because I was actually a 14-15 year old girl, which I suspect she was as well. I continued the friendship for a few months more, but keeping a more friendly distance an she seemed to have backed off the idea that we would be a couple or together, but was telling me I was her only friend, the only one she could confide in, etc. So i encouraged her to go to school functions and meet other people because "Travis" couldn't be there for her IRL. She started to talk eventually about some new friends and joining an anime club in her neighborhood. I began to tell a story about Travis had met a girl in his real life and they were starting a relationship, etc. We continued to talk and i peppered in stories about my girlfriend in order to keep reminding her that we couldn't be together, which she took well. When I was confident that she was good to go forwards with her new relationships and i realized we'd been "friends" for like 2 years, slowly Travis stopped logging in. I would log in from time to time under another account just to see if she kept coming to the chatroom, and eventually I left for good. I think about her often, even 20 years later now, and wonder how she's doing.
Travis became the basis for my favorite D&D character eventually and when i think about his origin, I think about that girl and i feel bad for leading her on, but i hope i gave her fond memories.
H. Daven. 3 years ago (edited)
That's a people pleaser and likely a trauma victim themself.
Load More Replies... Izzy Curer 3 years ago
And then it turns out the other girl was actually an older dude, too, he just didn't want to let down Travis.
Victor Trejo 3 years ago
Being afraid of being seen as deceptive, she went fully deceptive. Totally catfishy, even if she meant no harm.
Load More Replies... Leoninus Fate 3 years ago
me and my first BF did this, I was rping as a ... girl and he was.... and turn around... we were both dudes just likeing other dudes
Cathelijne Van 3 years ago
Bwhahaha that is a good story now! So glad it worked out
Load More Replies... Penny Kemper 3 years ago
I think you did a good thing and handle it very well. Glad you never told her and helped her make new friends
#37
My football coach and history teacher screwed over my uncle, the assistant coach really bad. After that year I stopped playing football and started f*****g with my teacher/old coach.
The first thing I did was change words in his computer to type other words. I focused on all of the transition words first. Like the, and, it, etc. whenever he would type them it would change to some pretty gross things. This was about 14 years ago and I’ll never forget watching him freak out when the projector was up and he was trying to give a lesson.
The next thing I did is change the directory of all of his applications to a website that had three old dudes banging in the shower. It was gross as hell and the funny thing is whenever you tried to exit the page, it would move. It was a trolling site that you couldn’t get out of unless you hard shut down your computer.
Oh man, the good old days.
PickleRick 3 years ago
There's either genius in this thread or sycophants. Some seem to be both. Some just trivial.
Minath 3 years ago
Is anyone else reading some of these and having their brain go completely blank?
Down With Agent Hedgehog! 3 years ago (edited)
Yup me, but I guess I could feel a little vindictive atmosphere in it… (kidding)
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Nikki Bastian 3 years ago
I know things were different in the new days of computers and all, but even twenty whole years ago I never saw an unsecured teacher/admin computer unattended long enough to do something this fiddly. I remember when breast cancer was too scandalous for the filters. This tech genius must have been typing like the wind to make sure his classmates saw his favorite porn at school. Cool story, bro.
#38
Putting my ex's breast milk in her parents coffee. They were supercritical people and I was stay at home dad which was very cool and a privilege actually. Anyway, parents in law came to visit and the usual snarky comments were really pissing me off. My girls mother used to produce loads of breast milk and was always expressing off lots to bottle and keep in the fridge for later feeds... So I offered to make coffee and added the breast milk to it for the parents. It made me very happy and I suppose it is a little bit dark.
ZombieGirl 3 years ago
Most things are fair game...but I'm against tampering with peoples food and drink
3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
One exception: I was a waitress, had a super rude table….they ordered a huge team platter of 60 chicken wings, so I stole one and put it on a separate team platter of 60 wings that was going to a nice table :D so mean guys l only got 59 wings, but the nice guys got 61. I know, I’m a monster.
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Sue User 3 years ago
Wow. We have confessions of euthanasia, assault on bullies, theft / destruction of property. Yet the confession about breast milk in coffee is where people are getting upset ?
Deborah Stuart 3 years ago
Milk squeezed from a boob is disgusting, but not from a cow udder??? Udder madness this s**t
Janina Prado 3 years ago
Some People can be nin-cow-poops (paraphrasing Bugs Bunny).
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Foxxy says goodbye. 3 years ago
Yeah, I'm sorry but I don't agree with f*****g with people's food and drinks. It could end up catastrophic.
M 3 years ago
It's breast milk.. if anything it might be good for them. I don't think catastrophic is a right word for this particular situation. Non of the les... Not the right thing to do.
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Autumn 3 years ago
Most people are really grossed out if anything but a baby drinks breast milk.
Load More Replies... Sinead Kenny 3 years ago
Little bit wrong that seeing as it was THEIR daughters breast milk.... nope all kinds of wrong..
Got Myself 4 Pandas 3 years ago
Milk is milk - I'm very much in a minority but I wouldn't have cared if someone did this to me, it's just boob juice, not poison - if it's good enough to feed babies it's good enough for a cuppa - and that's from someone who gas a rather hefty dislike of milk in general. I couldn't drink a glass of cows milk is I was paid, gives me the boak
#39
There was a woman in a local FB group whose entire personality was being a "combat veteran wife", and would speak over actual vets and claimed all women who claimed SA were liars.
So I did what any female veteran would do and hired a sex worker to seduce her husband, and paid for it with my disability out of principal.
Lotzen Fecker 3 years ago
No vet with a shred of dignity and honour would do that, especially not over something as petty and pathetic as a facebook group. Sad.
madbakes 3 years ago
Adultery isn't uncommon among servicemembers in the US; I don't see how this is any different. I also haven't had the best experiences with several veterans with very little honor among them. Certainly not all servicemembers, but enough that it's not odd.
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Madster 3 years ago
Sounds like he was a weak man who destroyed it himself.
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gotham-panda 3 years ago (edited)
To clarify, the OP is saying the woman in the FB group was calling vets who said they were s**xually assaulted while serving were liars. Basically FB woman was re-traumatizing SA victims by refusing to believe they've been assaulted. SA is distressfully common for many female service members, and some military wives, like FB woman, treat those female service members like liars when they dare to report it. They'll defend male service members over female ones, even when there's evidence. They base this on the premise that male service members have honor and would NEVER do that. (This isn't all military wives, just a certain subset.) So OP provided FB woman's husband the opportunity to cheat, and he took it. Proving that just because you're a male service member, doesn't mean you automatically have honor when it comes to s*x.
Down With Agent Hedgehog! 3 years ago
Wow (astounded and lost for words way, could be either good or bad)
monica mccreery 3 years ago
Nice work female vet. Applause. Would do this myself for the right “crime”
AsexualShrimp 3 years ago
how tho? imo it's a little bit out of line.. i might not be understanding the full story so if someone could help me understand?
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Turned off the lights in the school bathroom and left while people were in the stalls.
Down With Agent Hedgehog! 3 years ago
Yep.., and sometimes jerks in the girl’s toilets would just TURN IT OFF…
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Riley Quinn 3 years ago
Honey, if this is the darkest thing you've ever done, you're either still very young or practicing for sainthood.
#41
Had some nasty roommates in university. These women were awful to me. They were so passive aggressive and b**chy. For 1 year and 4 months they constantly used my dishes, left them dirty, one time they burnt up my frying pan and left it right in front of my door. I'd overhear them talking together, or on the phone to others about how they "want to punch me in the face" and loudly talk s**t about it. It was so demoralizing and toxic. And to my knowledge, I did nothing wrong... I know they wanted their friend to have my room, but I got put in with them instead, so I guess they ganged up to make my life Hell. Finally I snapped. But it wasn't the fury kind... No. I realized that day when I get angry, I get ice cold. I methodically spent the next week sneakily bringing all my dishes into my bedroom, and took out all my things from the bathroom in the middle of the night. I also used up all my stuff in the fridge, so I wouldn't need it anymore. My roommates probably thought "haha yes. She's moving out, we broke her, finally!!" but no... I was just preparing for what was to come... Once I was 100% certain there was NOTHING they could hurt me with. Everything existed behind my locked bedroom door... I began methodically and relentlessly f*****g with their s**t. They brought fresh groceries? I would outright steal their s**t and bring it to school and give it to my classmates. Random cup on the counter? I'd take it to the hallway and throw it down the trash shoot. Their shoes sitting in the hallway? I will chuck those too. I would take their food out of the fridge in the middle of the night so it would go bad. I would dump their food on the counter and leave messes for them to clean up. If they came banging on my door, I would pretend I'm not home. I would get up early in the morning and cause havoc and leave before they woke up. Nothing was safe. Everything was up to being f****d with and I most certainly did. Like a ghost. They never saw me. I became unreachable. I was an island. . Funny thing was... I only did this for 1 week and the next week they all moved out. I'm not proud of what I did, but I don't regret it and would do it again. It does scare me what evil s**t I was capable of... I unlocked a new side of myself that is much more psychopathic than I am happy knowing about.
Audra Sisler 3 years ago
But your should be incredibly proud!!!!!! Stood up for yourself and did what they did. Made their lives HELL!! They couldn't stand or this a week and put your thru it for over a year!!! Good for you! You're awesome!!!!!!
#42
I used to work in an office in the US Midwest that shared a campus with a factory. The bathrooms in the office were "factory style"; very large with many stalls, urinals, and an attached locker room.
One day, a while after lunch, I went into the men's room for my afternoon constitutional. Moments after I was seated, the tornado alarm went off. Within seconds, the men's room was filled with every person in my office, as the men's room was the designated tornado shelter.
I sat, paralyzed, for a few minutes; sweat on my brow, my pants around my ankles, a torpedo loaded in the tube, and suddenly surrounded by a few hundred coworkers. I realized that no one knew who was in the assorted stalls.
With that realization, I unleashed a monster s**t. The kind that stinks up entire houses. I could hear my colleagues around me, groaning and gasping in disgust. Some of them sounded like they were choking back vomit. One of them called out for Jesus. I knew they were packed in shoulder-to-shoulder, but I had plenty of room to myself.
When I finished, I didn't flush, knowing it would give me away as the source. I let them all stew in my stink for what seemed like forever. People coughed, gasped and swore.
Finally, the all clear was sounded, and everyone flooded out into the halls. I waited just a moment, flushed, and when I exited the stall, the bathroom was empty. I washed my hands and returned to work as if nothing had happened.
The next day, the consensus amongst the team on the floor was that a coworker, Daryl, was the likely culprit of the stinkening. I kept my mouth shut, and years later, when Daryl retired, people were still talking about the time he took a s**t during a tornado and made us all smell it.
Daryl was a lazy piece of s**t. I regret nothing, and I'd do it again, given the chance.
tara 3 years ago (edited)
This is too funny! I once stayed at a friends house with my husband and some other people. We were all camped out in the living room when I HAD to let one rip. It was noisy, it was stinky and to coverup I said "Geez *husbands name* did you have to fart?!" Husband leans over and whispers "No it wasn't me, I think it was that guy on the couch". So I just let everyone think everyone but me did it!!!
Audra Sisler 3 years ago
HOW DID THIS NOT MAKE TOP 40 LIST?!?!?! Freaking hilarious, beautifully written 😆😆😆😆Epic!
#43
I had an older cousin that repeatedly molested me. About 20 years went by before I confronted him demanding an apology. Didn't apologize, threatened to sue me, and moved out of the state. Called his bluff, and kept hounding him. When his wife found out, she divorced him. He developed a substance abuse problem, and eventually committed suicide. Would 100% do it all over again, and have zero regrets.
Alias Delfs 3 years ago
There are some damnable people on earth that do not deserve redemption he might’ve been one of them
smugdruggler 3 years ago
His actions caused those consequences, you have nothing to feel bad about imo. Sounds like the world is a better place without him.
#44
Was at a party years ago and someone tried to inject me with a needle. I grabbed it, jammed it in his neck, drove to the hospital, and threw him out of my truck onto their front door. Went in a couple days later and told him that if I saw him in town again then he was a dead man
smugdruggler 3 years ago
JFC. I mean I've heard of spiking drinks, obviously, but actually trying to spike someone with a needle?! That's some next level sh!t.
#45
I keyed a car and left a note which read, "Learn to park your car, you selfish c**t" I had a left foot injury, was wearing a gigantic moon boot and they had parked so far into my spot that I was unable to open my door. I had to take off my boot and painfully get in the passenger side and get across all the car things. Was not easy. That's 10 years ago and I'm still.not sorry.
Down With Agent Hedgehog! 3 years ago
Once this car kept parking right in front of our house, right across so our own car can’t get out. We have informed them about moving it, but every time it was back anyway. And we knew where the person lived in the neighborhood, and HE HAVE HIS OWN EMPTY PARKING SPACE. But he was constantly parking in front of our house because ‘it is bigger’. So one day my sister snapped, and she superglued a piece of paper onto the car roof for everyone to see that says ‘Stupid Homo Sapien’. The guy was furious, but my dad was like, we told you. And plus, the superglue went off pretty easy, so he wasn’t able to charge us for damaging his car.
Jon Steensen 3 years ago
If you do that kind of thing you have to be ABSOLUTELY sure you know what is going on, and that you are not making the situation worse. Did you talk to him/her before making that decision? Was a reason why he parked that way, or was your action solely based on some assumptions that you made? When we actually talk with people, we often find that their actions are motivated by something completely different from the scenario that we have made up in our heads, and that their actions actually follow some sort of logic, and make sense once you know the full picture. Perhaps that person also needed a bit of extra space for some reason, e.g. it could be an extremly obese person who did not themselves have enough room to leave the car if parked right between the two lines. Or he could have been roaming around for an hour looking for a spot to park, and finally find one that might have been a little to narrow to be ideal, right before that important meeting he was about to miss.
#46
Beat a kid up with a bag of coins. It was seventh grade and he was harassing my best friend and being an overall creep. He had a sizable bag of coins (pennies, quarters, nickels, and dimes), which he had with him to buy snacks from the vending machine everyday. I was waiting for the lunch monitor to step in the hallway and I seized the opportunity to grab the bag and pummel him with it until it burst open and coins flew everywhere. I immediately sat back down at my table, back to the kid, and despite his buddies telling the lunch monitor what I had done, she just looked at me and said, “no, I don’t think she could ever do something like that. Clean up your mess.” Him and his friends left my best friend and I alone after that, and I kinda of earned a rep as the person not to f**k with. To be honest, I don’t like beating up on people. It doesn’t make me feel good, but I’ll be damned if someone thinks they can disrespect the people I care about.
Izzy Curer 3 years ago
Who just carries around a cartoon-robber's worth of coins big enough to beat somebody up with?
Anne Kilpatrick 3 years ago
Doesn't take much. A bar of soap or a lock in a sock can ruin your day...lock works better though.
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#47
When I started dating, I'd sneak to her apartment and we would often spend hours on her apartment terrace(think of it as the one they had in How I Met your mother) We'd talk, watch movies on my laptop, drink beers, make out and what not. The only problem was that their was since her apartment was rented out by 3 girls and for some strange reason 2 of them were strict on not letting their respective boyfriends in, I had to face a lot of problems when I wanted to pee. Most of the times it used to in one corner of the terrace until this one time where we had spent a few hours there and ate/drank too much and after a while i wanted to take a s**t. There were girls in her apartment which meant i couldn't go there and at 2 in the morning i could not think of anything. Ultimately, we decided that we'll call it a night and decided that i'll go back to my place. Went to her apartment, kissed her good night and left and while climbing down the stairs, I noticed that the main door of an apartment was open in an almost odd manner. Curiously, I went there and started calling out if somebody needed any help. Got no reply and was about to mind my business and go away, when it hit me that I could take a s**t real quick if no one was there and go home peacefully. So i followed my heart, took a quick s**t and realized that the flush for some reason was not working. I tried making it work a couple of times, left it as it is and left. Turns out that the owners of that apartment were gone on a vacation and just that night there had been a burgulary in their home. The thieves had broken the lock on the main gate, stole jewellery and other stuff and left the scene and I was the 2nd person to go there when they left. Next morning, she told me about the robbery and how the a*****e thieves had the audacity to take a s**t and leave it unflushed as if trying to send in a message. The owners got it mentioned in the Police complaint as well. Never told anyone about it.
MalayDragon 3 years ago
Wouldn't matter if they did, Without anything to compare it to (assuming the OP isn't in the system) all they'd have is a big OL poop and the DNA of an unknown Male.
Load More Replies... Fluffy mommy panda 3 years ago
Next time go behind a dumpster or bushes. That would have been real bad for you if they would have got your finger prints.
#48
Sneaking out in all black and going to my neighbors house in the dead of night to carefully place a nail behind his back tire
*he was an absolute piece of s**t who had no regard for any of his neighbors or for anyone, he absolutely deserved a flat tire, I don't regret it in the slightest*
Audra Sisler 3 years ago
SIL is a nice person, doesn't bother anyone and has no grudges with anyone. Walked out the door one morning to find all 4 tires flat as f**k! Apparently there is an identical vehicle that is somewhere in her neighborhood and ended up popping wrong tires 😧
Christof Irran 3 years ago
When I was a kid my parents neighbors had a couple project cars, early to mid 1960's Volvos. I figured out how to get them unlocked, and after school, before they got home from work, I would use their tools and slightly loosen every screw, bolt, and nut. Took me weeks, but in the end everything on these cars that could rattle, did.
#49
Years ago when I was dating a guy I found out that not only was he cheating on me, but I was the other woman. There were a lot of red flags I ignored (gaslighting, constantly pulling me back when I would walk away, intimate behind closed doors but no touching around his friends). When I found out I asked him to give me time to pack up my stuff, I was staying there for the weekend. While I was in his bedroom, I broke his laptop. Bent the monitor backward til it came off and placed it back on top then put it back. It was very out of character for me and I’ll never let myself be like that again. But I still don’t regret it. He made six figures and the laptop was about 10 years old, breaking it oddly made me feel better.
That nerd Zoe ️🇺🇦️ 3 years ago
Should've sprayed your perfume all over the bed and left it on the counter and left some clues
Harrison Miller 3 years ago
I think they mean that he had a relationship with someone else and then got with the OP
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#50
Sleeping with men for money. I find it dark because I was there, and it isn't what media portrays sex work as. It's a crazy, and dangerous world. But, I made good money, learned some serious life lessons and have no regrets.
#51
I was on a jungle gym in 3rd grade running from this kid that bullied me. I let him talk c**p to me until I saw a monitor and screamed and threw myself off of it. I got minor sprains and cuts and told them he pushed me. The hall monitor backed it up from the limited interaction they had seen and the kid got expelled. I remember his dad’s face (token military man) and the pure anger on it in the office. I often think of how dumb I was. I could’ve been really hurt and might’ve ruined this kid's life.
Mattewis88 3 years ago
"I remember his dad’s face (token military man) and the pure anger on it in the office." This kid probably experienced the same thing at home and OP sealed the deal on another round of abuse. Idk, dad could have just been mad because his kid was a d**k - but...
H. Daven. 3 years ago
You can't blame kids when other kids' parents are abusive. Kids don't fully understand. In am abusive situation, kids are about survival at best, and mirroring what they know... also at best. I say this as an abused kid that was also bullied by other kids and regularly abused by parents for what other kids "told on me".
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#52
Bullied for years due to being a 15 y old metal head in a s**t hole council estate secondary school 1 kid ringleader. Him and 6 of his buddies jumped me and two friends. Figured f**k it I'm screwed anyway so jumped on him and bit a large chunk of his cheek out. Tried to gouge his eye out but failed got the s**t beaten outta me, week in hospital, broken arm, eye socket and 3 ribs. Left me the f**k alone after, he needed plastic surgery and partially lost sight in one eye. No regrets. So glad I escaped.
Fluffy mommy panda 3 years ago
Damn, kid you had every right they where gonna beat you to death. Damn that awful. This is awful. This school is awful.
Audra Sisler 3 years ago
Holy c**p! 😥 Glad your made it out! My oldest daughter dealing with a s**t head girl who in 5th grade slapped her across the face for no f*****g reason and just last week pinched hey HARD on her a*s😠😠 other girl got in school suspension and they have 1st hour together so now everytime daughter walks into class other birch makes some smart a*s remark. Told daughter to ignore hey to the best of your ability and she should get bored and move on.......I hope to hel it doesn't turn into something like this😳😳
#53
Smear poison ivy on an a**holes car door handle.
Vivienne 3 years ago
I smeared doggie doo on the car door handle of an idiot that kept parking in my space.
censorshipsucks 3 years ago
another good one is collect the pee at the bottom of a cat litter tray and pour into intake vents on car.
Izzy Curer 3 years ago (edited)
Know your enemy. Some people are immune to poison ivy. I'm not one of those lucky people who are 100% immune, but I seem to have some resistance compared to some people. I don't think second-hand poison ivy would do much to me. I usually can't get it from clothing and things. Tolerance built up from years of hiking, and constantly touching a backpack that's been brushing up against every bush on the trail.
Fluffy mommy panda 3 years ago
Yeah I've had a built of tolerance for it to. I got it a whole lot when I was a little kid and now it barley dose anything to me.
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#54
Told my mother she pushed my father into another woman's arms. She was verbally and emotionally abusing towards him. I don't blame him and I don't regret saying that.
#55
I do regret this, but I hailed a taxi cab and one pulled over and I jumped in, but then when I told him where I was going he said it was not far away enough and told me to get out. I had a meat pie (that’s a thing here in Australia) in my hand (and was drunk) so after trying to reason with him and offer a tip, I got angry and threw the meat pie hard onto his dashboard so it splattered everywhere and ran away. I still feel guilty about it. He was being a bit of a d**k but that was too far.
LongCoolWomanInABlackDress 3 years ago
Yeah, that was too far - that poor meat pie deserved better!
#56
Serving rude people decaf coffee when they asked for regular. I have no regrets.
JoJo Anisko 3 years ago
I'm asking... Many food substitutions would be dangerous, and I totally agree it's wrong and dangerous. But is the absence of caffeine a hazard?
Angela Turrall 3 years ago
Decaf coffee is a major migraine trigger for me, I get quite ill, just not cool to mess with food or drink.
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Michael Deyette 3 years ago
Yea this one's not okay. Don't f**k with things people put in their body, you don't know how that can affect them. You're a f*****g idiot.
Autistic apricot 3 years ago
Why were you downvoted, this is a dangerous thing to do, it might not kill someone but it could harm them
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Andrew Good 3 years ago
I would not do that bc if someone is being rude its obvious they might need caffeine. Whenever my sister is rude in the morning i make her a coffee and all goes well after that
LuckyL 3 years ago
I don't think being tired is an excuse for being rude.
Load More Replies... Deborah B 3 years ago
Don't mess with peoples food and drink. Most times this might be harmless, other than giving them a caffine withdrawl headache. There are, however, some people with allergies to chemicals used in the decaffinating process. Moreover, what if your target is driving, and lack of caffine means they are less alert, or even fall asleep at the wheel? Don't interfere with peoples food and drink.
#57
I told my father he was not worth the breath of even speaking about. He’s a deeply insane narcissist so this cut him deeply due to his inflated self image. I don’t regret it.
#58
One time in 7th grade, me and a group of my friends set up a girl to get jumped by throwing a fake “end of the year party” for all our classmates. The girl was a major bully in our school, she wasn’t on some mean girls s**t either, I’m talking full on physical and verbal abuse she directed at a lot of boys for some reason. She also would spurt out random racist and homophobic remarks during class and even make sexually explicit remarks about the boys in our grade.(She was also quite large for a girl of her age at the time, she towered over and weighed more than half the kids in our class). This little c**t had been at the top of a lot of kids hit lists all year long but had always managed to escape punishment. This story in hindsight is f****d up on so many levels and i would hope to god none of my kids do this s**t but jesus christ when I tell you i still lose my s**t at the fact that at least 40 kids showed up that day and everyone knew what they there for except for her…priceless. We didn’t get some random kids to beat her a*s either, no ma’am, we got one of our well equipped and very experienced boxer friends to do it for us(also female).
MalayDragon 3 years ago
Whoa, Ok yeah this one isn't good at all. You're aware that if she had died... All 40 of you would've been charged with her Murder. Yes Murder. As planning a fake party to "Jump Her" is Premeditation.
Audra Sisler 3 years ago (edited)
Hopefully the f*****g b***h stopped after that!! I have 2 girls, 7th &9th grade and have to deal with bitches like her (not to the full extent of that b***h but still) I can't believe your school did NOTHING to punish her! Unbelievable 😠😠😠😠😠
#59
I had to cut out a HUGE chunk of my family when I had my daughter. They have all decided to choose my little cousin over the rest of us. He's been in prison for 6 years for getting drunk and r*ping a woman and breaking her jaw. We all believed he was innocent because the woman in question was notorious for giving kids meth then calling the police saying she was a victim in some way. However when he was released last year on parole he stole all of my grandmother's jewelry (family heirlooms we will never see again) stole my grandfather's brand new truck and had his friends help him cut his ankle monitor behind my house. (I live in the woods outside of town) They then took the truck for a joy ride and destroyed it. He had his friends beat him up so that when he got caught he said he was jumped by some people he owed money to. I hate him because when he cut his ankle monitor behind my house they thought I was involved in some way and I could have lost my kids. My grandparents seem to think he's innocent though. There's so much more to this, but that's most of it.
Fluffy mommy panda 3 years ago
No no you are in the right. That right there is someone that is not safe to be around your kids. If the family wants to keeping babying him he will keep on. And he will do something really bad and end up in prison for a very long time. Tbh he kinda sounds out of control.
Izzy Curer 3 years ago (edited)
For a second, when they said they live in the woods, I just pictured them standing around in the bushes. That was when I realized they meant their *house* was in the woods. Reading these has broken me.
ALEXANDER DALE 3 years ago
This is a joke. Tell a joke people. Downvotes on BP aren't for something you slightly disagree with. It is a system to ban accounts. And it is broken.
Load More Replies... #60
One of my ex best friends in high school was a real narcissistic lunatic. Had so many egotistical fantasies about what he deserved but I remained his friend because we met through my close friend (his girlfriend). As I started realizing what a terrible person he was I convinced him to go after his fantasy of a harem by asking to add a 3rd to their relationship, that led to a fight between his gf. I called her about it and asked how she felt about him adding someone to their relationship and about him sleeping with her. She said she knew nothing about that and started crying because he cheated on her. I basically helped orchestrate their brakeup and have no regrets. She is happy with her first child now and he is in a toxic af relationship with 3 kids, 2 of which aren't his and his partner is 8 years older than him.
#61
My grandma was on hospice in her last hours. She was getting rotating shots of morphine and something else, but still agitated for days. When everyone was out of the room the last thing she said was my name. I shotgunned a couple huge rips off my vape for her. She finally relaxed and passed a couple hours later. I hated her, but f**k cancer, and f**k these arcane laws that couldn’t give her what she wanted.
Zedrapazia 3 years ago
Sorry, I don't understand this one. What did they do with grandma and the vape?
J. Grey 3 years ago
It sounds like weed or cbd was in the vape so she could relax. Feel for op - we treat the sick and dying horribly. Who cares if it's illegal if it'll ease their suffering at the end,
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#62
Blocking my ex girlfriend with bpd and never speaking to her again. I think she is a good person deep down and I felt like a cold hearted b***h for doing it. But she was emotionally manipulative, whether she meant it or not. She made me feel bad about myself. I felt there was no way to resolve the situation through talking it out, so I blocked her number and all social media and that was that. I think I absolutely blindsided her.
#63
My family flew over from Australia to the UK for our grandma’s 80th, from the moment she arrived at the party we were throwing for her she put us down and acted like an a*s, I think she thought we thought too much of ourselves and needed to be put in our place for whatever reason. It bothered me (and still bothers me), and a year or two later I told her off through social media DMs. The whole family made it a huge drama and wanted me to write to apologize etc, and I steadfastly refused. It was the last time I saw her, and I’m glad I told her off and treated her like I would treat any other adult.
#64
Charging extra bags for no reason to rude a**holes at Walmart zero f*****g regrets, don't be a d**k to minimum wage workers
#65
My ex wife would verbally abuse me. Always say no one would ever love me. Degrade me. Talk s**t. Rob me blind. I met a woman at work. A client. She was married. We hit it off. Had sex probably 4 x a week mostly in the car. For a year. Car sex is the best. Until she moved back to her country. One day the ex was not home. We banged in the bed all night. The bed I had anxiety in each night sleeping next to that evil woman, I had joy. Happiness. Gave me the power to divorce. Best decision ever. No regrets.
#66
I grow up with my grandparents and my father from my puberty till I was 18 or so. Everyone basically wanted me out of, and over the years they have tried many things to do it, but I was being patient. I looked forward to get onto a college and eventually take my own way. My grandma was a psycho nuts person who constantly invaded my room, search through my stuff and take things off of me, she was a very abusive person, physically / mentally, as she wouldn't waste a moment to make you suffer being in the same place with her. She'd always tried to make me feel bad over anything. Of course my father was absent from all of that, as he was leeching their pension for his own deeds. On my 16th birthday, I was about to get a shower and meet with my friends. While I was showering, the lights went out. On the house, it was only me and my drunk grandpa, which he was looking for a fight, by intentionally turning the lights off from the main board and came at me for using to much electricity for myself. (He also broke my laptop when I wasn't there, for the same reason). He came at me all pushing and yelling, reminding that I'm not welcome there, things got really quick, I ended hitting him (actually) with the headstock of my bass guitar. My night was ruined, I ended up with tears and regretting not getting in touch by child services for abuse, if they were any. I didn't knew how to handle all these s**t, at that age. Years gone by, I ditched college, returned to that sh**thole, I promised myself next time someone hits I'll no longer tolerate. Since no one was there for me. Now I moved on, I'm on a different country, with my gf. The dark stuff in all that is, you become a person you don't want to be, some people just push you to be. And it's ok. Unleash the beast in you for righteous reasons. Ps: life wasn't been very good for me, I've 2 times cancer survivor (testicular, thyroid), my advice is never tolerate humiliating in your life and stand up for you, and never give up. The past is the past!
#67
A guy I was friends with who continually took advantage of me and his other friends pissed off the wrong people. A bunch of us were outside of a bar and a dude and his crew rolled up on him. I just picked up my pint and let him get jumped and beat to s**t by 4 dudes. He had ripped the guy off so it was justified. He had taken advantage of a lot of us too and it was overdue. His girlfriend was furious we walked away, I told her to go f**k herself. He got absolutely pummeled and I have zero regrets
#68
I closed my eyes while riding a bike trying to get rid of the dust in my eyes. I crashed into my neighbor's (the Karen neighbor) bbq stand. It was like 9:00 pm in the neighborhood, so no one knew. My neighbor spent the next day shouting and swearing while trying to fix the stand. The stand ended up unusable and had to be thrown away. I was happy because that stand created so much smoke which affected everyone living next to her (including me).
#69
Beat a man with a 12" long steel bar, stole his identity, took all his money and gave it to his now ex wife and kids and spread misinformation about him so he would lose his job and go to jail for 20 years. Mfer was an abuser
#70
Back when I was 21 and a server at a Micro-Brew pub, some a*****e came in and was chatting w the bartender managing that day; I guess they were friends or at least got along. I had to use the POS near his seat to ring someone out, when he said something to me I can’t remember(think “you sure are moving fast around here…”) I responded along the lines of, “oh yeah I’m always working hard haha” or something like that, to which he replies, “Probably because you have to take care of your little brothers since you have no father right HAHAHAHA.” (For context, I’m mixed very obviously with black, so the joke was 100% racially based. I also do happen to have an absent father and little brothers for whom I have to watch out, so it struck a real nerve) The managing bartender laughed as well, and when I took my glasses off and told the a*****e to repeat what he just said to me, in a very much “I dare you” kind of way, bartender insisted it was just a joke and blew it off so I walked away. The next beer that a*****e ordered, I grabbed the ticket and glass, and went to pour for him. Before I poured it however, I hocked a raunchy a*s loogie in the glass and then let the beer pour and mix it all up. I watched him drink the whole thing. He didn’t look me in the eye after I told him to repeat himself so I don’t know if he had any more issues, but I don’t regret any of it. The only thing I would change now, is I wouldn’t drop it and I would make sure everyone around us knew what a tool he was. Also might have beat his a*s lol
#71
I had a step brother as a teen that was and still is a horrible person. He struggled with some severe bacne so I got the idea to start a rumor that he had contracted syphilis and it caused his girlfriend of 3 years to leave him.
#72
I read a blogpost from the girl who used to bully me and my friends and saw that she posted abt a mental illness. She said how nobody wanted to be her friend bcs mental illness is so stigmatised. I replied saying that nobody wanted to be her friend bcs she’s a horrible person and a big bully. I told my friend as well abt the blogpost and she posted a comment as well. That girl attempted suicide but failed obviously but idk man, I never feel bad abt it bcs mental illness or not, she was a terrible person. And her being my roommate did take a toll on my mental well-being as well. So yeah, I don’t feel bad.
#73
Teacher here. Another teacher spread false s**t about me and continuously tried to make fun of me in front of coworkers, especially in meetings. I took his very treasured, expensive personal agenda (that he would leave on his class’ desk) where all of his own kids pics/important personal papers/personal notes/work related stuff were and shredded it all at home. Was fun to see him look for it for months. F**k you, D.
Fluffy mommy panda 3 years ago
This unexceptionable in a school. If teachers are getting bullied. Like wtf.
#74
I was like 17 and a raging alcoholic working at McDonald’s, we had this guy that would come in at 10pm and order all night until 6am and use the free wifi not really a big deal. But then he started complaining about everything all the time and threatening to call corporate on our manager who was the only decent person even there after about 6 months of putting up with this guys b******t he comes up to the counter and says “my food isn’t fresh” which it was. I just made everything nothing sat on the over night everything had to be made after being ordered. Well I took that son of a b**ches burger went in back like “sorry sir I did just make this but let me make you another one” we had this nasty grease sludge s**t building up by the fryer so I just happened to drop the burger on the ground scoop up some of that sludge and make his burger “nice and fresh” I then microwaved that sludge burger and brought it back to the guy. He took a BIG bite and said “THATS BETTER”. And I just drunkenly smiled and said is there anything else I can get you? I’m not proud of what I did and now that I’m sober I’d never do it again but someone had to get divine justice f**k that guy lol
Down With Agent Hedgehog! 3 years ago
Lmao but this is kinda bad to tamper with food
Load More Replies... tara 3 years ago (edited)
Good one!! I worked at a restaurant and had issues with a not so nice person who had been working there for years and years. Her rudeness was one of the reasons why I left. On my last day she ordered a sandwich which I had to make. On the way back from the oven from toasted the sandwich I dropped it, sunny side down, on the floor. I was so irritated I would have to make another sandwich and probably have to pay for the one I dropped, until I thought....what the hell? I picked that sammy up and dressed it up how she liked it with veggies etc and gave it to her. Surely she must know never to be rude to the people alone with your food......
#75
When I was about 12 my dad needed new tires on his car really bad. We had no money and it was a huge issue because he had to get to work but the condition of his tires started making it dangerous to drive. One night my brother and I snuck out with a couple of the emergency car jacks you find in the trunk. Over the next couple of hours we swapped my father wheels and tires with another vehicle on the other side of our neighborhood. No one spoke of it. Ever. Neighbor was probably a good person who didn’t deserve that but we felt pretty good about being able “help out” as young boys.
Victor Trejo 3 years ago
I'm sure OP' dad didn't feel good once he knew where those "new" tires came from.
#76
rickrolled about 500 people at school
#77
In middle school, this bully would always try to f**k up classmates who were injured or wheelchair bound etc. I had enough of running interference with always being the helpful type I was. The rule of no bullying or whatever it is, just encourages it My parents gave me the rule of 3 in school. 1. You tell them to stop. 2. You tell them to stop and a teacher. 3. You tell them to stop, a teacher and an administrator. 4. The following 3 were met or I was in danger, take it in my own hands. 5. I also have to tell my parents every step of it, in order and to not be in trouble for let's say suspensions etc. So 1st time I told to bully to not try to trip the person I was helping out who just had surgery on the ACL. I knew how bad tears were and healing takes forever especially around the age of puberty. I told my parents the days it happened and I said I'm going to break his ankles. I told teachers, the assistant principal... and I was given the reigns to do what I was going to do. So what is the 4th day, unfortunately the elevator went out and the classes was right above the other via stair case. I set my locker earlier. He comes and tries to trip the person on the stairs, I threw him down the 1st case, bell rings, I threw him down the adjacent one as he was crawling. He was in pain but I was so sick of his s**t. My locker was there as he is clutching his ribs from the possible break, I took his ankles where my locker was and placed his ankles at the bottom, I then continuously slammed his ankles with my locker in full rage. Teacher breaks it up and I say I will go to the office now as I'm done with him. This is the same teacher who I told about him doing this and did nothing. So after teachers and administrators stories were confirmed I tried to do the right thing. But I got an ISS(In school suspension) for 3 days. The kid now wheelchaired as I broke both of his ankles, 4 ribs, etc as karma bit him in the a*s. My dad and mom took me out to the store for anything I wanted... I got a new game for my GameCube or ps2(can't remember which one), went out for dinner, etc. I regret nothing and feel 0 remorse. Idc you don't bully, abuse etc someone who's different or hurt. If today I could use the same system and not go to jail... there's a few people I would do that to today.
Aboredpanda 3 years ago
This sounds a bit excessive to me. I'm all for a bullies getting theirs, but it seems bizarre to me to have told teachers and family that you'll break someones ankles, then throw them down two flights of stairs, and drag them to a locker, where you continuously whack their ancles to the point where someone ends up in a wheelchair... AND NOT GET SUSPENDED OR PRESSED CHARGES AGAINST. No lawsuit, no legal troubles, no consequences??? Not only that, you say you were given premission! This sounds like a vengeance fantasy to me.
SirWriteALot 3 years ago
Sorry dude, there's a difference between physical retaliation and systematic breaking of ankles. Not cool.
Deth Invictus 3 years ago
Either everyone clapped or you need help. That was an over excessive response.
#78
I had a horrible bully in high school. She would spread the most insane and disgusting rumours about me. That I was pregnant, had STDs, that I regularly s**t in my cat’s litter box because I didn’t feel like going to the bathroom, weird, gross, sex related stuff. I was hanging out with guys who were friends with her boyfriend and he was there. I don’t know what happened between them but they were fighting and she was out of town. I f****d him out of spite and Even though I wouldn’t do the same thing today, I don’t regret it. She had it coming.
Down With Agent Hedgehog! 3 years ago
Bizarre. Does anyone else reads this and look confused???
Vera Mzega 3 years ago
Still confused to this day....... But I don't see the darkness in having sex with someone's partner (that she did spitefully) coz u hate them it's BS Bully might have not even known and probably wouldn't care.
Load More Replies... #79
Told my mom she’s a poor excuse for a mother and grandmother, that she could go to hell, and if she shows her face around my house police will be called. To this day I fully intend to call her if my sister lets me know when she’s on her death bed, so I can remind her that her son hates her one more time before she dies. If I don’t get that chance, I’ll probably find her grave after she’s gone and buried and take a big, steaming s**t right in front of the head stone
DC 3 years ago
My Dad pissed on his Grandma's grave about 22 years after she died. That was in 2008, she died in 1986. Hadn't seen him smile that wide in a while before... After all, she was a horrifying person, tortured him for a lot of unreasonable reasons and always got stuff her ways, cause she just acted as if, as eldest woman in the family, that was some kinda honour entitling you to command anyone, invite yourself everywhere, smoke in the nonsmoking inlaws' house (I smoke, at MY home everywhere, literally - bed, toilet, I even enter the shower having just lit one up ... drops in the water eventually, and dissolves, no filter, no harm done here ... but at other people's house? Never!).
#80
I broke the hands and legs of a bully in a fight I used a iron rod to do that It was like 10 years ago
#81
Slashed the tires on my neighbor's Lambo because he yelled at me for riding my bike across his yard. I was 10 at the time and didn't realize Lambo tires are $1,000 each. I never got caught.
Still don't regret it and it's well past the statute of limitations so even if he somehow finds out there's nothing he can do about it now.
Foxxy says goodbye. 3 years ago
YOU were riding across HIS yard. He had every right to tell you off. Slashing those tyres is not something to be proud of.
Sinead Kenny 3 years ago (edited)
Slash tyres as a dumb kid we gotta take it on the chin. No regrets yrs later knowing the cost and devastation of what u did. Hmmmm so what do you own that costs at least £1000 to fix 1 tiny bit plus it will no longer be original???? Guessing nothing if your still fixated and bragging about a dimwit recourse of action. This is so pathetic. Grow up you sad sad little human.
F. Jeske 3 years ago
Where do you life that there is any justification to tell of a 10 year old because he rides in the front yard? If there is no fence around it you accept that people access your front yard. Especially children. So yes. If you expect a 10 year old to respect an imaginary border... And yell at the kid. Cut tires it is.
#82
When I was 16 I was in an abusive relationship with a 21 year old who lied to me about his age. He was a drug dealer and had a giant stash of a white powder drug (unsure which one) and weed. He was supposed to sell it and give his source a cut.
When he passed out drunk, I dumped it all out in the dumpster.
I turned his AC off even though it was summer. Then I stole his camera which had proof of his abusive nature to use as blackmail in case I needed it, handcuffed one of his hands to the bed board, and threw his phone across the room where he could visibly see it but not get to it (not sure why he had handcuffs laying around?) Then I dumped ice water on him til he woke up. I smiled and said, "you messed with the wrong girl" and let him beg me in a somewhat stupor to undo his situation for 5 minutes before I left.
The following week he texted me and said the police were searching for him because a warrant had been put out for his arrest. Then he went to jail and I never heard from him again.
Down With Agent Hedgehog! 3 years ago
Well if it was true. If it’s true, nice.
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For context my father had died when i was 3 and i get very "out of it" whenever someone speaks badly about him and there was this one kid who started talking s**t about him. I had said f**k it and said "have you ever heard the saying "talk s**t get hit"? And then i proceeded to curbstomp the kid. I was about 9 while the kid was i think 11
PurpleDoople 3 years ago
Oh yes badass nine year old curbstomps a bully… I’m sure that’s true buddy
Anne Kilpatrick 3 years ago (edited)
Depends on the kid. My 2nd grader jumped a 5th grader who was messing with his brother who was in 3rd grade. Never underestimate a p*ssed off kid.
Load More Replies... #84
Not much darkness really compared to other comments but, Used to house sit for this 32 year old woman when I was 16, she would leave me cigarettes and told me to do whatever while she was gone to the liquor store usually and she came back and had me drink svedka with her. Ahh memories.
#85
My scummy ex bf stole my iPod and sold it so I slept with his best friend.
#86
Rented an apartment space with a former coworker but it turned into a toxic situation. He was a legit alcoholic, lost his job, was in/out of the hospital due to his addiction, and overall just a horrible roommate. One day he took a huge s**t and didn’t flush the toilet. He was passed out after drinking all night. I took his toothbrush and scrubbed the toilet with all the s**t still in there and put it back. Next morning, I could hear him go to brush his teeth. He immediately gagged and started throwing up. Never said anything to me about it after.
#87
Had a 4 some with my friend's mum and her husband. I was 19 at the time she was 40 old
#88
A few years back, I got my violent side from stabbing my primary school bully with a rusty pair of scissors and ripped out 2 of his teeth with my bare hands, after he had kicked the ever-living s**t out of my shins every day for 3 years. A few hours later (on our lunch at the time), me and a few friends were watching him through the window of the nurse’s room as he was getting treated and the rust in his arm cleaned out, and I just thought to myself how good it felt seeing him suffer after I had for 3 years. I’ve never looked back from that moment.
George Nichols 3 years ago
So wait you ripped 2 teeth out with your bare hands? Lol I call BS on this one.
#89
Back when I was in kindergarten everyone in my class had Yu-Gi-Oh cards. We were allowed to play with them only during break time, so all decks stood "safely" in our respective boxes. Now, the boxes were located just outside the classroom. During class I'd ask to go to the bathroom, then I'd go to the boxes, switch some of my classmates' cards from one deck into another and wait for the break. After that, it was just a matter of time before *hell* unleashed before my eyes. I'd just sit down and enjoy the drama. I was an evil kid back then.
#90
I was a kid when I adopted a street pup. Everyone loved it in our neighborhood except one pregnant lady. So one day I was playing cricket when we all heard a whimping sound followed by a thud sound. I thought bad and ran to check over my pup and my thought came to reality. The lady was saying that she didn't saw any pup while driving but every other kid was sure she did it on purpose. So that's when I made a plan to hurt her the same way. So, Holi (color festival of Hindus in India) came around and as expected children were playing with water balloons. So I threw a balloon filled with color instead of water onto her face. Joining me, my friends threw water onto her, making her lose control and tripping hard on cement road. Now as children, we didn't realize what we did, we thought that we threw color into her eyes and ran away. But she had to abort her baby as she fell right on her stomach. When confronted by parents and other adults, we all said she's lying and we didn't threw color at her. So we lied together that time and till today, nobody discusses this in our neighborhood. And that lady still hates us.
BoredNow 3 years ago
How can you not regret this? I mean, horrible what happened to the puppy but she lost her baby, that’s f****d up.
Monday 3 years ago
Nowhere does it say that they don't regret it, just that they lied and nobody talks about it in the neighborhood. You can regret something and still cover it up.
Load More Replies... Down With Agent Hedgehog! 3 years ago
Poor puppy… but are you SERIOUS you actually killed a baby?!
Dani M 3 years ago
They were kids. I think they did not realize that could happen. They just threw water balloons. It´s not murder but an accident. She on the other hand killed the baby of a different species in cold blood - that´s murder.
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Potterhead 0-0 3 years ago (edited)
She killed your baby, you killed hers. I don’t see a problem with this one ( unless she was telling the truth and didn’t see the dog ). Plus they were children and had no idea what they were doing-
What do you think ?
Autistic apricot 3 years ago
This whole thing was crazy, some people are just too awful for words
Ranger Kanootsen 3 years ago
I did a really really dark thing once... Caused a power cut. No more lights for the whole night. Very dark.
Izzy Curer 3 years ago (edited)
I'm not a vindictive person. But reading these reminded me of something my best friend in highschool did, once. For some reason, she really hated this one guy. I never had classes with him, so I didn't really know him at all. When I tried to ask my friend why she hated him, she never seemed to have any clear answers, basically just telling me general things about how he was annoying. Despite this, the guy thought she was friends with him because she played it up like she was. One day, she decided to make brownies to give to him with cat poop mixed into the batter. She was really excited about the idea, and told me all about it. Now, she was my good friend, and I liked her a lot. We'd spent a lot of time together, and she was the sort of person who was smart, and funny, and nice to animals. Just overall nice. I'd just never seen this side of her before. I told her I didn't understand why she would want to do that, and that I thought it was wrong. But I didn't even really know the guy or why she hated him, so when my input didn't seem to phase her, I just decided to stay out of it. I didn't forcibly try to stop her, and I didn't try to contact the guy to warn him. Frankly, it seemed so unlike her, I don't even know if I really believed she would do it. But she made the brownies and acted all sweet to him when she brought them to school the next day. She told me all about it later, just completely oblivious to my disgust. She continued to pretend to be his friend for years, and waited until she was a senior before she told the poor guy what she had done to him. Apparently, he got a really sad look on his face, and when he asked why she'd done it, she told him it was because she actually hated him. She delighted in telling me about all this afterwards, about her final triumph. Her eyes were like half wild and she didn't even really look like herself at the moment. She had manipulated this guy and calculated exactly how she was going to tell him about this cat poop for years, and I now believe I had probably watched a teenager develop some sort of mental disorder as she became an adult. A few years after that, she went legit crazy and pulled a bunch of psychobitch stunts on me, as well, giving me major trust issues about friendships all throughout college, and even afterwards. So, yeah, that's the sort of thing I think of when I read stuff like this. Some of the people in these stories are heroes. But then again sometimes these people just turn out to be completely insane and don't even know it.
Vera Mzega 3 years ago
Maybe a couple of these people might have actually been the bullies themselves without even realizing it
Load More Replies... Mattewis88 3 years ago
I don't think a lot of these people know what dark means. Punching a bully isn't it.
Dee 3 years ago
As far as I can see there are varying shades of darkness, and what a person considers dark depends upon that individual’s experience.
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Pirates of Zen Pants 3 years ago (edited)
Here's a story about a dark thing that happened in my family. I spent several years living with grandmother Libby as a child. When I grew up, I learned my mother had a cousin Richard who was kicked out of the family for being gay. But that's not the darkest thing. Richard and I became close, and he told me that when he was a kid, he lived with his parents and his granny (my great-grandma), who had Alzheimer's. After years of this, his mother asked her sister Libby, who was a nurse, to watch granny for a week while the family went on vacation. When they came to pick up granny, Libby said, "She wet the bed, so I put her in an institution." Libby had put her mother in the Danvers Insane Asylum. Richard and his parents went to the asylum to get granny out, but the staff told them, "No, you can't have her back. Libby signed her over as a ward of the state." Richard saw granny in a room absolutely full of beds with people crying in torment. She never got out.
mrsmir 3 years ago (edited)
Danvers State Insane Asylum!!! I’ve only ever seen pictures (obviously). Crazy stuff! I literally live 2 towns over. Think they made them into condos. I’m lucky I didn’t live back then or I’m sure I would’ve been committed by my family.
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Ash 3 years ago
Broke up with my serious boyfriend for a dog. He was emotional and verbally abusive and my dad heard him screaming at me on the phone I had begged for my dad to let me get a chihuahua for a long time he told me I could get one if I broke up with my ex. I told him done and got Dexter. I had him for 13 years one of the best decision I ever made.
Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
Many years ago, when my then boyfriend and I were still pretty young, crazy in love, and very very broke, we cooked up a plan to either take my mother out for her insurance or rob the record store I was working at (I used to deposit a ton of dough at the bank every Monday morning, one bag would have fed and clothed us for about six months). My mother and I were on the outs, had been for years. It all seemed a little surreal but doable. Luckily, sense kicked in and we abandoned both idiotic plans. Almost 40 years later, the boyfriend is long gone and my mother, probably THE best friend I have in this often cruel world, turns 86 next month and we couldn't be closer. Ain't life weird, kids?
Autistic apricot 3 years ago
This whole thing was crazy, some people are just too awful for words
Ranger Kanootsen 3 years ago
I did a really really dark thing once... Caused a power cut. No more lights for the whole night. Very dark.
Izzy Curer 3 years ago (edited)
I'm not a vindictive person. But reading these reminded me of something my best friend in highschool did, once. For some reason, she really hated this one guy. I never had classes with him, so I didn't really know him at all. When I tried to ask my friend why she hated him, she never seemed to have any clear answers, basically just telling me general things about how he was annoying. Despite this, the guy thought she was friends with him because she played it up like she was. One day, she decided to make brownies to give to him with cat poop mixed into the batter. She was really excited about the idea, and told me all about it. Now, she was my good friend, and I liked her a lot. We'd spent a lot of time together, and she was the sort of person who was smart, and funny, and nice to animals. Just overall nice. I'd just never seen this side of her before. I told her I didn't understand why she would want to do that, and that I thought it was wrong. But I didn't even really know the guy or why she hated him, so when my input didn't seem to phase her, I just decided to stay out of it. I didn't forcibly try to stop her, and I didn't try to contact the guy to warn him. Frankly, it seemed so unlike her, I don't even know if I really believed she would do it. But she made the brownies and acted all sweet to him when she brought them to school the next day. She told me all about it later, just completely oblivious to my disgust. She continued to pretend to be his friend for years, and waited until she was a senior before she told the poor guy what she had done to him. Apparently, he got a really sad look on his face, and when he asked why she'd done it, she told him it was because she actually hated him. She delighted in telling me about all this afterwards, about her final triumph. Her eyes were like half wild and she didn't even really look like herself at the moment. She had manipulated this guy and calculated exactly how she was going to tell him about this cat poop for years, and I now believe I had probably watched a teenager develop some sort of mental disorder as she became an adult. A few years after that, she went legit crazy and pulled a bunch of psychobitch stunts on me, as well, giving me major trust issues about friendships all throughout college, and even afterwards. So, yeah, that's the sort of thing I think of when I read stuff like this. Some of the people in these stories are heroes. But then again sometimes these people just turn out to be completely insane and don't even know it.
Vera Mzega 3 years ago
Maybe a couple of these people might have actually been the bullies themselves without even realizing it
Load More Replies... Mattewis88 3 years ago
I don't think a lot of these people know what dark means. Punching a bully isn't it.
Dee 3 years ago
As far as I can see there are varying shades of darkness, and what a person considers dark depends upon that individual’s experience.
Load More Replies... Pirates of Zen Pants 3 years ago (edited)
Here's a story about a dark thing that happened in my family. I spent several years living with grandmother Libby as a child. When I grew up, I learned my mother had a cousin Richard who was kicked out of the family for being gay. But that's not the darkest thing. Richard and I became close, and he told me that when he was a kid, he lived with his parents and his granny (my great-grandma), who had Alzheimer's. After years of this, his mother asked her sister Libby, who was a nurse, to watch granny for a week while the family went on vacation. When they came to pick up granny, Libby said, "She wet the bed, so I put her in an institution." Libby had put her mother in the Danvers Insane Asylum. Richard and his parents went to the asylum to get granny out, but the staff told them, "No, you can't have her back. Libby signed her over as a ward of the state." Richard saw granny in a room absolutely full of beds with people crying in torment. She never got out.
mrsmir 3 years ago (edited)
Danvers State Insane Asylum!!! I’ve only ever seen pictures (obviously). Crazy stuff! I literally live 2 towns over. Think they made them into condos. I’m lucky I didn’t live back then or I’m sure I would’ve been committed by my family.
Load More Replies... Ash 3 years ago
Broke up with my serious boyfriend for a dog. He was emotional and verbally abusive and my dad heard him screaming at me on the phone I had begged for my dad to let me get a chihuahua for a long time he told me I could get one if I broke up with my ex. I told him done and got Dexter. I had him for 13 years one of the best decision I ever made.
Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
Many years ago, when my then boyfriend and I were still pretty young, crazy in love, and very very broke, we cooked up a plan to either take my mother out for her insurance or rob the record store I was working at (I used to deposit a ton of dough at the bank every Monday morning, one bag would have fed and clothed us for about six months). My mother and I were on the outs, had been for years. It all seemed a little surreal but doable. Luckily, sense kicked in and we abandoned both idiotic plans. Almost 40 years later, the boyfriend is long gone and my mother, probably THE best friend I have in this often cruel world, turns 86 next month and we couldn't be closer. Ain't life weird, kids?
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