30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night

The pure honesty and naivety of a child are often endearing. However, truthfulness and candor have a dark side, and coming from an innocent mind can make them all the more eerie.

Recently, someone on Reddit asked: “What’s the creepiest thing you have ever heard a child say?” The answers were shocking at best, as these kids spoke about past lives, “basement people,” paranormal apparitions, and death premonitions.

If you’re a fan of chilling stories, this one’s for you. Prepare yourself for a few moments of goosebumps as you scroll through.

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30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night My half brother has a very particular name, his father had an older brother who died at a very young age with the same name, (my brother was named after him) when my brother was 3-4yo he looked straight into his dad eyes and said “daddy do you remember when I was older than you and we played together, then I fall asleep and now I’m younger”.

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Lola Donathan 1 month ago

heartwarming but creepy

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30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night My little sister used to say “Sometimes at night a man comes into my room and tries to eat me” she would wake up in cold sweats and sleep in my room almost every night. it got so bad we had to take her to a therapist. turns out our step dad used to come in her room at night and touch her. im not sure if this counts as creepy but it was scary to me. she’s currently in trauma therapy and my stepfather is no longer in the picture.

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char 1 month ago

that's absolutely horrible!!!! i'm so glad their family got rid of him

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30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night My niece was talking to her imaginary friends in the back of the car. She said it was a boy and girl about her age and they were brother and sister. Then as we came near the end of a road she said this is thier home, can we drop them off here? Myself and my sister were laughing about it until we reached the end of the road and it was a cemetery. She gave a little wave and said goodbye as we passed.

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Lotekguy 1 month ago

Are you sure they were "imaginary"?

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30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night "I'm not scared of the thing under my bed. The thing under the bed is my friend."

On further questioning, the thing under his bed was our border collie, who sometimes naps there.

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Louise Clarke 1 month ago

He was right, the "thing" under his bed is his friend, and a good doggo

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30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night My four year old daughter says that before she was born she was a ghost, and when she was a ghost she would spy on us because she couldn’t wait to be alive and living with us.

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Tempest 1 month ago

Eerily sweet

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30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night Once my son looked at me and said "oh you're having a baby!" I had just found out I was expecting and hadn't told anyone. I asked him why he said that, and he just shrugged and said "just a feeling".

I miscarried less than a week later and he looked at me randomly and said "oh, no more baby".

The pregnancy, miscarriage etc had never been discussed around or to him. It was so strange.

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Julia Mckinney 1 month ago

wow!

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30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night Unsure if this counts, but here we go haha. When I was 4 I had an imaginary friend, his name was Billy. Sometimes his friend was with him, her name was Lady. Billy went with me everywhere, he had a spot at the table, he was on the swing next to me at the park, slept on the top bunk etc. I was really afraid of milk tankers and would shake and cry whenever I saw one. When I saw an ambulance Id say "Mum Billy died in there" Anyway we moved to a small town to be closer to my grandparents and Mum started doing ancestry, she found an uncle named Billy who died in an ambulance after colliding with a milk tanker. His wife was with him, cant remember her name but her nickname was Lady. Also 2 of their 3 kids were in the car, unfortunately no-one survived. Turns out the small town we just moved to was the town it happened just out of and they died about 15 years before I was born.

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Julia Mckinney 1 month ago

Well, that's not creepy at all, really.

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30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night When my niece was about 3 she told her mum that she liked her much better than her other mummy because her other mummy was mean... "and one day she held my head under the water for too long..."

Same niece, aged around 6, told me that her creepily named dolls were made of blood and bones and mud but watch out! Don't let them touch you! Because they'll turn you into a doll! I turn away from the dolls and she says to something behind me, "No Ethel, I told you, do not touch her!"

She's the best.

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Pollywog 1 month ago

Ethel and company belong with Annabelle and Robert!! 😳

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30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night My second daughter always insisted she had an “imaginary friend”. I would hear her genuinely having full conversations. She told me one day as we’re standing in the kitchen that her “friend” was upstairs in her bedroom. Immediately heard small footsteps in the bedroom above us. She said “see?” No one else was home.

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Lotekguy 1 month ago

If you keep hearing the footsteps, you might try claiming the friend as a dependent for tax purposes.

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30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night We were at a family gathering and my then 4 year old daughter did not want to leave. She kept repeating, “but it’s the last time we will all be together!” (as we had to literally football carry her out while wrangling our other kids).

We were at a beloved Aunts home, who suddenly passed two weeks later. It was indeed the last time we were “all” together. What I wouldn’t give to have listened to my daughter in that moment and stayed longer at my Aunt’s house.

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Michael Largey 1 month ago

And your daughter was where when your aunt died suddenly?

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30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night My two year old saw me organizing my basketball cards. He tottered over and said “when I was big, I used to buy those for you.”

My dad bought me those cards, 25 years ago, shortly before he passed away.

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Montanavanna 1 month ago

I sometimes think my daughter might be my grandmother. Nothing she has said just the things she likes and mannerisms she has.

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30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night Not sure if this counts but when I was 8 I had a new babysitter ( she was a teenager ) and right after my parents left she asked me in this pleasant tone “Alright Unicorn_puppy, where’s the stuff your daddy drinks before he hits your mommy?”

I come from a stable household with two parents that had a good marriage I was confused and said “I don’t know! My dad doesn’t hit my mom” and she fell kinda silent, the rest of the night till my parents got back she was awkwardly quiet and I never saw her again. It’s only recently I remembered this and the realization of what was going on in her life came to me, I feel bad that I took my stable childhood and having two loving parents in my life for granted.

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Tempest 1 month ago

This is heartbreaking. Hope she got help.

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#13

30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night "I'm starting to forget the names of the people who live in my head"

No context. Right in the middle of clean-up time.

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StPaul9 1 month ago

Bye Bing Bong

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My brother's friend was a teacher in a very rural Australian school and her class were all indigenous kids ( Aboriginal). When the lunch Bell rang the kids would fight to go play on the oval. One day the lunch bell went off and all the kids just sat there. She asked " aren't you going out on the oval to play"? One of the kids replied" no miss the tall men are there" she looked and didn't see anything and said so. One of the other kids said " she can't see them, she's a white fella". And they wouldn't go outside.

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Alexandra 1 month ago

A 'tall mann" in Australian myth is a malevolent creature of nightmare, that's supposed to come out at night and it especially threatening to Aboriginal people.

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30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night We had just moved into an old farm house when one night my 3 year old at the time pointed at the glass door and asked why the "other mummy" was there. I looked and couldn't see anything and asked what she looked like?
my 3 year old proceeded to explain that the other mummy was dirty and muddy and had blue lips and blonde hair.
I kind of froze because we were home alone together. I was like, "Oh okay, that's interesting," and he says "yes she lives under the ground. She said she had a good boy like me once, "
It made my stomach drop, and I took him to my room and locked the door, haha.

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Serena Myers 1 month ago

Be interesting to find out the history of the farm house.

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A 6 year old I worked with (about 6 months ago) said “it’s Corrie! Hi Corrie!” To an empty corner. Corrie is my grandmas name. She died in 2020. I pulled up a picture of her and asked who it was and he said “her name is Corrie”.

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Wolf princess quinn 1 month ago

Was he your boss?

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#17

30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night "Go back to sleep, there isn't anything under your bed".

"Hes behind you now".

Still haven't gotten over that one and shiver at the memory.

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Carole 1 month ago

Oh now that would definitely get to me. Never ever tell me that something is behind me, that has been my fear since I was a child. I remember I always had to have my back against the wall or face a mirror just to be sure that nothing could be behind me. I had to shower with my back close to the wall as well. All that just because I always felt something behind me, like a presence. To calm me down my mum told me that it was probably my father (who died when I was 2) who wanted to stay with me to watch over me. I think that helped a little, I don't quite remember when the fear faded. I still hate the feeling of something or having an open space behind me though.

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#18

30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night 'I don't like it here, Mommy...I want to go back to the planet I came from.' (my 3 yr old says to me, with a big sigh).

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Zoe's Mom 1 month ago

I feel ya kid.

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#19

30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night My nephew while chatting to my Grandmother about Christmas, pipes up 'you'll be dead then', when she was talking about Christmas.

She died on 20th December. She wasn't even sick at the time!

He was three at the time and doesn't remember saying it.

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Tempest 1 month ago

Maybe he has something to do with her death /s

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My niece had never met my Dad, her Grandad, as he had passed away the year before she was born.

When she was 3 years old, she pointed at the corner that his walking stick used to sit in, waved and said 'Hiya Grandad' with the biggest smile on her face.

It was the creepiest and sweetest thing I had ever seen!

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Family's_disappointment 1 month ago

I guess he wanted to meet his grand daughter for one last time

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#21

30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night My nephew told me the basement people want my skin.

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Tempest 1 month ago

This is what happens when you put so much effort into your skin care routine. Even the basement people start finding it appealing.

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While changing my daughter in front of the open closet door. She kept looking around me and laughing. I asked her what was so funny. She said, "the man." To which I replied, "what man?" She then pointed at the closet and said, "the man with the snake neck." I turn around and nothing was there. I'm afraid to look into the history of my house to see if anyone hung themselves in the closet. At least she wasn't scared.

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Skogsrået 1 month ago

This reminds me of the neck bent lady in "the haunting of Hill House".

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30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night My cousin's youngest was around 5 hanging out with me one Thanksgiving awhile back. He was drawing with crayons, and I asked him if he could draw me his favorite animal.

Kiddo looked at me and thought for a sec, then just started drawing giant black circles on the paper. Like "The Ring"-style circles. I was surprised and said "Wow! Uh, what kind of animal is that?"

This kid looks at me and non-chalantly says "The dark of nowhere."

I kind of stumbled because I wasn't sure what to say to that, and while I stuttered, his older brother (7) helpfully jumped in: "Oh, don't worry, the dark of nowhere is just like, a man, who's like a shadow." VERY COOL, THANKS BUD, THAT HELPS A LOT.

I realize this sounds contrived and made up, but it happened exactly this way. It will probably make more sense when I explain that their mother is a horror movie FANATIC and the kids have been exposed to creepy stuff since birth, so this wasn't actually that surprising, just caught me off guard.

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Skogsrået 1 month ago (edited)

Poor kid, i still feel traumatized from watching "The exorcist" as a kid.

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30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night I lived in my parents house with my daughter until she was about three. their house is so f*****g haunted and whatever haunted it started focusing all of it's energy on my daughter.

one night she was in her room sleeping and I was in mine laying in bed dozing off.

I hear her talking through the baby monitor and I sit and listen for a minute trying to hear what she was saying. then all of a sudden all I could hear through the baby monitor was static so I jump up and run into her room to check on her.

she's standing up in her crib pointing at the ceiling. I ask her who she was talking to?
she says

"he gone now."

nope nope nope.

then when we lived in another house that our great aunt had died in like.....5 months prior.

I couldn't find my keys and I asked her if she had seen them. she said yes. I said oh great can I have them? she says "he told me not to tell you." I ask her who he is? she said "the upside down man. he doesn't like you" and never would elaborate.

I would always hear her talking to "someone" in her room and it always freaked me out lol. especially when she was itty bitty. like having full fledged conversations with someone.

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Lotekguy 1 month ago

The time to worry is when you start hearing the other side of those conversations.

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30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night "I used to be a policeman, but then I died. I was trying to stop a burglary and the burglars were really rough with me. They were really rough with me, and then I died."

This was a four year old I used to babysit.

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#26

My little cousin, at about three years old, looked at us all at the family gathering and said, “you know, I went down with the ship.” Then he switched back to three year old English and started playing.

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Zoe's Mom 1 month ago

Titantic? War? Curious.

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30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night My son tells me stories of "scary uncle Michael" in his bedroom at night. He says he's a grey man that looks like his uncle and he climbs on walls and calls out to him and one night he tried to eat him.

Yep, nightmare fuel.

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Amber White 1 month ago

Time to cleanse that space pronto

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I told my mother when I was about 3 that I didn't like the lady in the basement, or that she kept trying to make me "put my hand in the wall." She asked what lady and I said from the picture and took her to the basement. Hidden away in a closet were a bunch of old photos and a weird, painted portrait, really old fashioned.

The woman was the previous owner of the house, which was not owned by her brother, our landlord. She had died in the basement while trying to do laundry, as she was advanced in age and stubborn about getting help in spite of her bad health. The portrait was apparently some family tradition, the brother had one, too, and so did his parents. A lot of her things were still in the house we were renting.

After we found the portrait, I took her to a wall and told her the hole was there. My mom moved some boxes out of the way and, sure enough, there was a hole about the size of a child's fist on the ground being covered. I still remember showing her the hole, vaguely. I also remember seeing the woman wandering around down there, in a sort of dreamlike memory kind of way. Super tiny woman, face kind of obscured by wrinkles in a way that is hard to explain because in retrospect it didn't look natural but to a kid, she just had a weird face. And wearing a white nightgown with little flowers on it.

Anyway, my mom had always been creeped out by the basement, but I played down there. I wasn't allowed to play down there anymore.

Growing up, I remembered the lady and the hole, but nothing else. And she never discussed it again. We lived there the rest of the year, then moved as soon as we could (my dad didn't believe in any of it). But it wasn't until I brought up the old lady when we were talking about the house, at 16, that my mom filled in the blanks. Which was crazy to me, because in my mind I thought the old lady who owned the house would just come over in her nightgown, and that she was just kind of a b***h about the wall hole.

She really, really wanted me to reach in there.

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Premislaus de Colo 1 month ago

now I'm really curious what was in that hole

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30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night “Mommy can we sleep with the tv on? I don’t want the big people to watch us sleep again”, the night before I had a terrible nightmare that aliens were watching us sleep. It was almost like an out of body experience because I could see us in bed and my bedroom exactly how I left it that night. At first I didn’t think anything of it, until she said that and then I realized maybe it wasn’t a dream. She was only 2 at the time.

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Sara Frazer 1 month ago

Meh, if she said it the night before said dream, it seems plausible her statement could've influenced the nightmare? Stuff from my day-to-day ends up in my dreams all the time :p

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Baby Jenks 1 month ago

I initially understood it that way too. I re-read it & I believe it's a typo- OP used a comma where there should be a period. OP meant that she had the nightmare the night before her daughter said that.

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Btsquestrian 1 month ago

maybe it was a bad episode of sleep paralysis?

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Diana Lucas 1 month ago

My sister thinks her and her husband and two daughters are being abducted by aliens regularly. Her youngest was maybe five years old when she told her mom she didn't' want the strange people to take her again, or something like that. My BIL went to the dentist for a routine checkup and they found a small piece of something embedded in his gum. It looked like metal on the x-ray. They made an appointment for a week later to take it out via surgery. He went back in and it was completely gone.

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Montanavanna 1 month ago

Hate to tell you this, but, your being abducted. OP should ask other family members if they have similar experiences as abductions usually run along family lines.

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Happy Vibes Gift Shop 1 month ago

by aliens? Just asking out of curiousity.

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#30

30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night My daughter (at the time around 3) was in bed. She giggled, then asked if I had tickled her feet.

No. No I hadn't.

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Jesse 1 month ago

That's a standard cat owner experience

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30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night Meeting my niece for the first time.
While staring me out and trying with all her 6yr old might to break my finger in half. Clenching and wrenching, and screaming like a weightlifter possessed.

She suddenly stopped, unblinking and said "I promise there's a good person trapped inside of me"

Glad to report that she did not turn out to be a psychopath...but in the back of my head I always think "not a psychopath YET".

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Wolf princess quinn 1 month ago

Just hasn't been caught

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At the time, I was a single mom with 1 kid. We had just moved into this surprisingly cheap rental house. The third night there my 4yo daughter tells me her sister was very mad at us (again, she was an only child at that point).

Two nights later, she comes running into my bedroom crying because her 'sister' was giggling in a really scary way.

I let her sleep with me, but the next morning when we went into her so she could change, she asks me if it's normal for there to be so much blood on the walls.

I packed or stuff in the car and moved out on our sixth day there.

I had no one else to turn to except my brother, who at the time, we had a very poor relationship, but I called and asked for help.

He was very surprised when he found out it wasn't just a relapse, and so offered to go back a couple of days later with a friend and get the rest of our stuff. He said the landlord was upset we moved so quickly, but that he'd been having problems keeping tenets for more than a couple of months at a time.

His friend told me he offered the landlord to come back in a few nights and burn the place to the ground.

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BatPhace 1 month ago

Time for sage and a witch

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#33

30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night My little cousin once said he has a friend named "mr. bones" who lives in the closet... like bro that’s terrifying.

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Amelia Jade 1 month ago

Mister Bones, Mister Bones. How do you feel Mister Bones?

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30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night My friend's daughter (age 6) said to her little brother (4) "I want to peel your face like an orange...".

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char 1 month ago

seems reasonable

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30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night I moved from Maine to Texas to live with my brother who was in the Air Force. Mind you we have no family or friends in Texas so I didn’t know a single soul. While working at Walmart in Ft Worth I had an unknown child come up to me and say “I know you” to which I said “must be a mistake I’m not from here”. The kid then said he remembered seeing me eating at a unique local restaurant from my hometown in Maine last year.

It was such a weird experience. I still never figured out who he was. Must have been like 11-12 years old.

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Biofish23 1 month ago

Yeah, this one just sounds like a weird coincidence, not creepy. Kid could have gone to Maine on vacation noticed OP for whatever reason and then run into him in Texas.

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#36

When I was a teenager I used to babysit a foster kid for a local family. She had sadly experienced severe abuse & neglect at the hands of her biological parents (she was extremely traumatised). After she would fall asleep I'd have to be on "alert" most of the night as she suffered from sleepwalking and night terrors that I now believe were a form of post-traumatic flashback.

Some of the things she would say as she walked around the house in the dark were pretty terrifying. I never knew what to expect.

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Family's_disappointment 1 month ago

That's very sad 😔

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#37

A client's 5 year old asked me how old I was. I said "actually, my birthday is next week. I'm going to be 34." she looked at me with an absolutely blank face and dead pan said "oh wow, another year. maybe".

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duckie 1 month ago

How long ago was that?

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30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night “Mommy! You’re in a bubble and floating awaayyyy!”

I was already dealing with postpartum depression. When my 2yo said this to me over and over again for weeks I started to think I was going insane.

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zims 1 month ago

Probably seen Wizard of Oz too many times

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#39

My then 3 year old had a few gems:

Him: I was so mad at you, I was gonna destroy you. Me: yeah, how so? Him: I was gonna throw you in a volcano. Me: why didn’t you? Him: I don’t know where a volcano is. Me: so we good? Him: for now…

The other one:

Him: to bad the babysitter died. Me: no she didn’t bud, she’s just not here today. Him: or she’s in the freezer(while staring at the freezer) Me: you’re pretty creepy sometimes bud Him: just smiles.

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When we are about to sleep. my cousin told me to tell the tall black man standing on our door to leave. But we are the only person in that room, we hurriedly left that room and slept to where our other cousins was.

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#41

My daughter has offered me what she called "die tea" and "night night shots". She was probably around 3?

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Sara Frazer 1 month ago

"Night night shots" is what I'm going to start calling my whiskey nightcaps 😹

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#42

Not me, but when my brother was little, my mum was cooking in the kitchen and he was with her. Suddenly my brother asked "Mum, why is that boy crying in the corner?" My mum looked over but there was no one there.

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#43

30 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That May Keep You Up At Night Friend used to babysit this kid who would aggressively rock on the rocking horse while staring at her saying "I hate you. I hate you". .

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Lost Panda 1 month ago

This one is actually kind of funny imagining it

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#44

A five year old once said to me with a great deal of sympathy, "A long time ago, I used to be just like you.".

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Btsquestrian 1 month ago

I had an 19 y/o tell me that something happened "a long time ago." It turns out that to him, a long time ago was 18 months ago

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#45

My son was around 3 at the time. Kept refusing to go downstairs as that's where Angel Man was, and angle Man wanted to hurt the family.

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Lola Donathan 1 month ago

SATAN!?

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#46

"Mommy, before I came to live with you, was it always this dark?".

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Michael Largey 1 month ago

Darker, until the doctor installed the c-section sky light.

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#47

When my daughter was 4 we were walking past a restaurant, and a man was standing in front smoking, and she stopped, turned to him and said "You're going to die", in a totally flat voice, turn just kept waking.

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char 1 month ago

a comment about the smoking? maybe she'd been taught that smoking kills you

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#48

When I was a toddler my family said anytime they would hold me in their arms I would start whispering in their ear "behind you" My mom thought it was funny but it scared the s**t out of my siblings and aunt.

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#49

"There's a man outside the window"

We're on the 14th floor.

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KillerKiwi 1 month ago (edited)

There better f****g not be

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#50

When I was around 20 or 21, I would often go to my friend Stephanie's house. Her little sister Katie (about 6 y/o or so) would often be playing in the other room. One day, I went over, and Katie was playing with one of her Barbie dolls. Stephanie and I started playing Dr. Mario, which was a household staple at her place. Her mom was SUPER good at it. After a few minutes, Katie came over to us and asked if we were going to play for much longer because she wanted me to play with her. Steph told her that we'd be playing for a while.

Katie looked at me and said, "Let me know when you're done because she's just going to stare at you until you come play with us."

Steph and I were like, "WHAT?! WHO???" Katie walked away and said, "Just hurry up and play with me."

To this day, Katie insists that she has no idea what we're talking about, but we know what we heard. Still gives me chills.

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LandAhoy 1 month ago

Was she holding one of the barbies?

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#51

I babysat a kiddo who was probably 3 or 4, and at the park she collected a dozen or more rollie pollies/pill bugs and put them in a cup. She collected some leaves to feed them. Pretended to take care of them.

Then when it was time to leave, I said let’s put them back so they can go home and we can go home too, and she turns and goes “Nope, we need to k*ll them” and immediately dumps and starts stomping all of them.

Most were dead before I could try to stop her—totally out of character for her. Never quite looked at her the same after that.

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Sara Frazer 1 month ago

That's sad, but pretty normal. I'm a preschool teacher and at the facility I work at I've been designated as the official bug-catcher™ toddlers grab my hand and walk me around to flip over rocks, push logs, etc. It's very common a small child will randomly try to stomp bugs, even when they haven't previously. Most are delighted by bugs. But as soon as they try to stomp them, I say "I'm not going to help you find bugs if you're going to hurt them." And usually they stop

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#52

My daughter used to stare out the window and wave as if someone was out there waving back. I asked her once who she was waving to, and she said "the werewolf!" and I asked her where it was and she said "right there!" pointing at an empty spot in the front yard.

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#53

My little cousin told me he's been playing with an imaginary friend named mr. whisp who likes to watch people sleep... like wtf right.

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#54

My little cousin used to talk about the old man in his closet. My aunt was afraid to research the history of her house for a while (it was built in the mid 90s, and no one died there as far as she knew). Eventually, my cousin stopped talking about the old man in his closet, so my aunt finally looked into the history of the house and found that nothing happened there.

Still, she has no idea where he got that from.

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Michael Largey 1 month ago

It used to be that your relatives stopped talking about you if you came out of the closet.

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#55

I was playing Minecraft with my nephew who is around 8, and he chanted “MUR-DER! MUR-DER! MUR-DER! MUR-DER!…” He also wanted to suffocate my character inside a vertical tube he was going to fill with gravel.

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Lost Panda 1 month ago

Not creepy, just what happens when watching YouTube gamers. Nothing against those people, but hearing the amount of times you hear die, I'm going to kill you, etc you can see how a child would emmulate this.

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Cassie 1 month ago

"That's a good place to bury the bones," as we passed a field partially obscured by patches of trees.

uspen pujiandri 1 month ago

i'm from Indonesia, and as an Indonesian, we had a tradition, every month in the first weekend, we use to visit our father's grave, just to pray for him, but my niece she was just 4, asking why we always gone to her grand dad grave every month, she ask her mommy (which is my sister) "mommy why we always visit grand dad's grave?" her mommy replied "we have to pray for him, dear" but my niece replied with smile " we dont have to come here every month, grand dad is always at home sitting in his chair reading his book every day, and always smiling at me while im siiting in his lap and sometime row his finger though my hair." and i remembered, i often seeing her sit in my dad's chair. p.s. : sorry for the bad english, :)

Heather Talma 4 weeks ago

My niece used to talk to my mom (and only my mom) about "when you was a little kid and I was a grown-up" and all the stuff she would do at that time, like reading to my mom or making food for her. She's five now and hasn't really mentioned it in over a year.

Be Gay Do Crime 1 month ago

Great now I'm freaked out. On a treadmill and keep falling off trying to look behind me.

I find these creepy kid stories to be comforting in a way

Child of the Stars 1 month ago

I took my then 3yo to look at the blood moon in 2016. She looked at it, then looked at me and says: That means we're all going to die, Mommy. We're all still here, but later that year, DJT was elected as POTUS. Make of that what you will.

Manana Man 1 month ago

Trump Derangement Syndrome is what I make of it.

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