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30 Of The Most Hilarious Ways People Subtly Offend Others, As Shared In This Online Group
The majority of us have encountered many bullies during our childhood – however, people like to hope that bullying stops as soon as we step foot into adulthood. Yet nothing really changes, apart from our newly found tendencies of brushing things off and perceiving them as minor inconveniences.
Regardless, it is true to some extent, as we don't normally assume that our controlling boss is a bully or that our patronizing family member is one as well. Though let's face it, our society is full of unpleasant people, and sometimes all you can do is let a person know that they're being an idiot.
Well, an online user decided to help all of us out and ask Redditors to list some of the best insults they like to use, and nearly 7K people got involved in this exceedingly handy thread. The question itself received almost 20K upvotes and delivered some imaginative answers that will probably allow you to humble a person or two.
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#1
“Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go”.
- Oscar Wilde
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#2
I kept having to go back to a hardware store because I kept buying the wrong part for my project. The old man at the register who’d previously checked me out said, your twin brother was in here earlier and he didn’t know what he was doing either.
#3
You are not the dumbest person on the planet but you better hope that he doesn't die.
#4
I would agree with you but then we would both be wrong.
ShriSha Kamboj 2 years ago
so i disagree.....but then i'd just be wasting my energy engaging with u
#5
It is situational but: "I can only explain it to you, I can't understand it for you".
#6
My mom always taught me not to argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Mad Dragon 2 years ago
My mom said it was like wrestling with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig enjoys it.
#7
You are the reason toothpaste needs instructions.
#8
Paradigmza said:
You have delusions of adequacy.
Konisforce replied:
Had a Scottish friend who described someone as "multitalentless". Was excellent with the accent.
#9
I envy people who dont know you.
#11
Your grades say “marry rich”, but your looks say “keep studying.”
#12
You’re not even smart enough to realize how dumb you are.
#14
You're hard to ignore, but well worth the effort.
#15
You should carry around a potted plant to make up for the air you waste.
Brian Bennett 2 years ago
I was going to give you a nasty look but I see you already have one!
#19
My mother likes to say “it doesn’t matter what you think, you’ll be dead soon!” to old people - she’s in her 60’s. I enjoy it.
#20
It must be a relief to not have been overly burdened with the gift of intelligence.
Rita Shapiro 2 years ago
My favorite is from Time Bandits: "blissfully free from the ravages of intelligence."
#21
You're about as welcome as a warm seat in a public toilet.
#22
If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.
Rose the Cook 2 years ago
This is as old as, If your brains were ink, you wouldn't have enough to write a full stop. I remember grandfather saying both.
#23
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
#24
You probably dip your Oreos in water, because your dad never came back with milk.
#25
I was playing video games and had a teammate who wasn’t really playing together with me so I had tried to get him to re-group. Admittedly, I did not speak in the most polite way possible but he stopped and wrote “your voice does not inspire leadership”, and then he left the game.
The one and only time I was actually offended by someone’s words over a video game.
#26
You're like the end pieces of a loaf of bread, everyone touches you but nobody wants you.
Shadow_TheArtistDemon 2 years ago
I like the end pieces of bread! Don’t know why I felt the need to comment this, but…
#28
Everybody was right about you.
#29
You're a murderer and a thief. You murdered a baboon and stole its face.
#30
One time I watched this girl flirting with this guy at a bar in New York. He had been talking about his cool job and how great he was and she just fawned over him. At one point he took a break from talking and she asked him for a cigarette. Without missing a beat he said "ew, how middle class..."
She was mortified and he instantly stopped talking to her and moved on to her friend.
What do you think ?
Ryan Deschanel 2 years ago
If ignorance is bliss, you must probably be the happiest person who ever lived on earth.
juice 2 years ago
i just heard one along the lines of "it would kill you to jump from your ego level to your IQ"
Jesus Ortiz 2 years ago
The most common one is: "if I wanted to commit suicide, I'd jump from your ego to your IQ.
Load More Replies... Ryan Deschanel 2 years ago
If ignorance is bliss, you must probably be the happiest person who ever lived on earth.
juice 2 years ago
i just heard one along the lines of "it would kill you to jump from your ego level to your IQ"
Jesus Ortiz 2 years ago
The most common one is: "if I wanted to commit suicide, I'd jump from your ego to your IQ.
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