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Tattooing my face

witchnature , GRAHAM MANSFIELD Report

Final score:

397points

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Zephyr343 1 year ago

Uhhh, yeah. Hard pass from me

106points

Caving. F**k. That. Google the nutty putty cave, and read all about John Jones for nightmares.

bloodring87 , Jason Gardner Report

Final score:

377points

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Zephyr343 1 year ago (edited)

Spelunking lol. Only thing I cave to is a gallon of cookie dough ice cream

144points

Having my own kids. I'm at that age where all my friends either have kids or are planning too but I just can't imagine changing my entire life to become a parent

ReeG , Pixabay Report

Final score:

363points

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Jeannie 1 year ago

Don't let anyone guilt you into kids. You're not required.

251points

I'll never leave the solar system on a multi-generational colony ship headed for another star. There's just no way, bro.

anon , Guillermo Ferla Report

Final score:

326points

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Headless Roach 1 year ago (edited)

Is anybody going to casually ask the aliens if they want us there? Just showing up there seems a bit disrespectful

13points

Becoming famous

I’ve thought about it and decided it’s not good.

I feel like I’ve done a pretty good job of avoiding it, for which I’m proud of myself.

tres_chill , Inja Pavlić Report

Final score:

324points

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Zephyr343 1 year ago

You may not be able to get famous but you can ALWAYS shoot for being infamous

77points

Skydiving, not for me, no no, nu-huh.

satakentia , Ricardo Gomez Angel Report

Final score:

297points

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BlueBelle 1 year ago

Did it for my 30th. Didn't die. Probably never do it again, since I didn't die the first time why chance it?

118points

Flying a plane. I am colorblind thus I cannot get a pilots license.
I personally find it ironic since people with my specific brand of color blindness were roped into the Air Force in WW2 because they could distinguish German camouflage from the skies.

Unlacqua , Rayyu Maldives Report

Final score:

264points

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BeepBeepBoopBoop 1 year ago

I didn't know that! I'm partially colorblind. I'm scared of planes anyways tho lol

68points

deep sea diving. i have extreme thalassophobia. no thanks

jaungtapu , Pia Report

Final score:

257points

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R.A. Haley 1 year ago

Is it called that because it's "thalass" thing you'd ever do? Seems logical...

4points

#10

Ride a moose.

But imagine just how majestic you'd look.

doinherbest , Danika Perkinson Report

Final score:

244points

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pink_panda 1 year ago

It's hard to look majestic when you're being stomped into oblivion.

208points

#11

I'll probably never be president. Statistically it's unlikely, and regardless of how you feel about the current one, it's a pretty stressful job, so I'm not sure I'd want to even if I had the option.

Aperture_T , History in HD Report

Final score:

233points

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Zephyr343 1 year ago

Yeah, no matter what you do, something like 50% of the population will hate you

100points

#12

Never setting foot on another planetary body.

the_batusi , Planet Volumes Report

Final score:

225points

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Grant Barke 1 year ago

I did step into a Planet Hollywood once. Does that count.

10points

#13

I'm an arachnophobe, so both Brazil and Australia are definitely on my anti-bucket list.

anon , Thomas K Report

Final score:

204points

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Pikachu 1 year ago

Australia isn’t too bad, I only go to hospital every second day

170points

#14

No Olympic medals for me, I'm afraid.

redheadfreaq Report

Final score:

194points

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Zephyr343 1 year ago

So theft is out of the question?

111points

#15

I don't think I'm going to find "the one".

anon , Jarle Johansen Report

Final score:

189points

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BeepBeepBoopBoop 1 year ago

remember, sometimes love comes at unexpected times, bad times even. I believe you don't need love to be happy! <3

114points

#16

Throwing a fragmentation grenade.

I know I could do it, but too often I've thrown things somewhere and accidentally hit something not supposed to hit. I'd have too much fear that I'd just yeet that thing 3m in front of me instead of far away.

realultralord , Arctic Warrior Report

Final score:

179points

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Valden 1 year ago

There is a special technique when throwing a hand grenade. It's not actually thrown like a base ball or tossed as seen in movies. You use your arm more like a trebuchet. If you just so happen to be left-handed, like myself, you hold the grenade upside-down. The standard M67 grenade weights about one pound. It may not seem like much, but it does not take long to tire your arm after throwing a few. Throwing one is not that exciting, once again as seen on t.v. For one, there is no dramatic fireball. Secondly, you don't see it explode for obvious reasons (shrapnel to the face).

52points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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#25

I won't have a romantic night out on the town with Emma Watson.

GoddamnSocrates , emmawatson Report

Final score:

93points

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pink_panda 1 year ago

I'm sure she'll be disappointed but I'll let her know.

129points

#26

Become a father. It's heartwrenching if I sit & think about it, so I try not to.

quadgop Report

Final score:

86points

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Lauren S 1 year ago

It sounds like this is something OP really wanted. There are a lot of ways to be a father that don’t involve the traditional way. Fostering, adopting, stepchildren. Or there are a ton of ways to make a difference in children’s lives. Coaching sports, mentor programs, volunteer work. Hugs to OP.

112points

#27

Playing a professional sport. It sucks cause it was a big part of my life in high school and college but I never had any delusions I'd go pro.

Brinner , Abigail Keenan Report

Final score:

76points

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dogdog 1 year ago

Well so many people try to go pro and don’t make it is honestly sad

21points

#28

Registered or bought a version of WinZip.

ByEthanFox Report

Final score:

65points

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Mr. L 1 year ago

Yeah. Use Linux instead. Comes with zip, tar, and 7zip managers.

18points

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What do you think ?

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OnAFreakingRollercoaster 1 year ago (edited)

I will never eat frogs legs or snails. Even tho I live in 🇫🇷.

21points

*Displayname*=idk 1 year ago

I ate frog legs before. They were actually good. Then I thought about it about a week later. So if you do eat them just don't think about it.

16points

Cassi Lyris 1 year ago

Both if those are actually quite good, but I'm not going to force you into it or anything.

7points

Mickysixxx 1 year ago (edited)

I'm Aboriginal and I have never eaten grubs nor will I. People ask me all the time I tell them I get my meat from the shops like everyone else but i can show you where to get one if you want to have a go lol

5points

Melissa Powell 1 year ago

Ate snails. Not bad.

3points

Dip thong 1 year ago

Add, octopus, rocky mountain oysters, alligator, and chitlins.

2points

Brandon Parisien 1 year ago

I've had both...they're OK. Better than chicken feet!

2points

SilverIsGold 1 year ago

I will sometime in the near future!

2points

CrazyKnitter 1 year ago

I've eaten frog's legs. They weren't bad. Never done snails... Yet.

2points

Jeff Mcelfresh 1 year ago

Especially considering most of them are cooked alive. And sometimes people will cut the legs off the live frogs and then just set them free again (at least where I live)

2points

Jan Dunn 1 year ago

I went to a French restaurant and had an appetizer of escargot cook eight different ways there wasn't a bad one amongst them it was so delicious!

1point

Izzy Curer 1 year ago (edited)

I've had both. Wouldn't necessarily reccomend either. Frogs legs are alright, but they do not taste like chicken. The meat structure is similar, but they taste like a bottom-feeder, or in other words, like mud is involved in their food web. I personally like the flavor, but I wouldn't reccomend it to anyone who I don't know well enough to know if they're an adventurous eater or not. Snails are pretty lackluster. The ones I had were rubbery and drowning in butter. It mostly seemed like something you ate just to say you'd tried it.

1point

Janet Howe 1 year ago

Frogs legs are really good. Where do you think they got the expression "tastes like chicken?"

1point

hereforthecatpics 1 year ago (edited)

No snails for me… both texture and I love snails (as pets)

0points

Hypoxia Smurf 1 year ago

Stuff to not do, now that I'm a bit over 70: Climb till exhausted. Walk on hot coals or lava. Play LADY OF SPAIN on accordion. Go flat broke. Support political reactionaries. Sing falsetto. Tame a wild predatory animal. Whittle.

18points

V 1 year ago

Never too late to sing falsetto

7points

Old Roadie 1 year ago

Hiya Smurf... seems we're of same age. I still whittle and carve walking sticks. Highly recommended the activity.

1point

Alex Boucher 1 year ago

Whittling? I do this a lot how is that something not to do. My wife loves it when i bring her a fresh carved walnut heart or cherry wood rabbit.

1point

Libstak 1 year ago

Why not whittle? Surely you have some time for it now...

1point

Greta Kolding 1 year ago

Hi Hypoxia, you sound like fun. What is your take on dating?

0points

Agfox 1 year ago

I have bungy jumping, free climbing & riding roller coasters on my anti-bucket list

11points

*Displayname*=idk 1 year ago

I will also never go free climbing, or bungy jumping. I love roller coasters though.

5points

Jeff Mcelfresh 1 year ago

Agree with all of these. Just the thoughts of bungie jumping absolutely terrify me

2points

Gladys Hayes Southerland 1 year ago

I was waiting for somebody to say Bungy Jumping & thinking l can't be the only one scared to BJ

0points

EmbersAreOut 1 year ago

Yes! I agree with all. Especially the free climbing!

0points

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OnAFreakingRollercoaster 1 year ago (edited)

I will never eat frogs legs or snails. Even tho I live in 🇫🇷.

21points

*Displayname*=idk 1 year ago

I ate frog legs before. They were actually good. Then I thought about it about a week later. So if you do eat them just don't think about it.

16points

Cassi Lyris 1 year ago

Both if those are actually quite good, but I'm not going to force you into it or anything.

7points

Mickysixxx 1 year ago (edited)

5points

Melissa Powell 1 year ago

Ate snails. Not bad.

3points

Dip thong 1 year ago

Add, octopus, rocky mountain oysters, alligator, and chitlins.

2points

Brandon Parisien 1 year ago

I've had both...they're OK. Better than chicken feet!

2points

SilverIsGold 1 year ago

I will sometime in the near future!

2points

CrazyKnitter 1 year ago

I've eaten frog's legs. They weren't bad. Never done snails... Yet.

2points

Jeff Mcelfresh 1 year ago

Especially considering most of them are cooked alive. And sometimes people will cut the legs off the live frogs and then just set them free again (at least where I live)

2points

Jan Dunn 1 year ago

I went to a French restaurant and had an appetizer of escargot cook eight different ways there wasn't a bad one amongst them it was so delicious!

1point

Izzy Curer 1 year ago (edited)

1point

Janet Howe 1 year ago

Frogs legs are really good. Where do you think they got the expression "tastes like chicken?"

1point

hereforthecatpics 1 year ago (edited)

No snails for me… both texture and I love snails (as pets)

0points

Hypoxia Smurf 1 year ago

18points

V 1 year ago

Never too late to sing falsetto

7points

Old Roadie 1 year ago

Hiya Smurf... seems we're of same age. I still whittle and carve walking sticks. Highly recommended the activity.

1point

Alex Boucher 1 year ago

Whittling? I do this a lot how is that something not to do. My wife loves it when i bring her a fresh carved walnut heart or cherry wood rabbit.

1point

Libstak 1 year ago

Why not whittle? Surely you have some time for it now...

1point

Greta Kolding 1 year ago

Hi Hypoxia, you sound like fun. What is your take on dating?

0points

Agfox 1 year ago

I have bungy jumping, free climbing & riding roller coasters on my anti-bucket list

11points

*Displayname*=idk 1 year ago

I will also never go free climbing, or bungy jumping. I love roller coasters though.

5points