too many people die up there man

Uhhh, yeah. Hard pass from me

Spelunking lol. Only thing I cave to is a gallon of cookie dough ice cream

Don't let anyone guilt you into kids. You're not required.

Is anybody going to casually ask the aliens if they want us there? Just showing up there seems a bit disrespectful

You may not be able to get famous but you can ALWAYS shoot for being infamous

Did it for my 30th. Didn't die. Probably never do it again, since I didn't die the first time why chance it?

I didn't know that! I'm partially colorblind. I'm scared of planes anyways tho lol

Is it called that because it's "thalass" thing you'd ever do? Seems logical...

It's hard to look majestic when you're being stomped into oblivion.

This is an oddly specific anti -bucket list item. Are there people out there majestically riding moose through the woods like some fantasy hero or heroine?

If you were to ride a moose in Scotland I’d expect you’d go to jail. And the other cons would be riding you.

Could you be tempted with an Ostrich?

Briefly😂

Ok, so far the activities have fallen squarely into the category of "things lots of people do but aren't for everyone for obvious reasons". I am unaware of any existing moose riders.

I don’t think people realize how big they get. They are massive & intimidating. If you hit one with your car, you’ll most likely end up dead. New Brunswick deals with this a lot.

Pretty sure I wouldn't look majestic being flung off by a moose at all. 😂

The thought that mooses (not right I know) are suitable for riding had never ever crossed my mind. I guess you really do learn something new everyday.

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You've watched The Hobbit too many times.

moojestic

Those antlers would make it very hard to use a bridle and reins.

I saw one yesterday, it crossed the road in front of the van I was in, it seemed like a younger one because it was about the size of a horse

well i never wanted to, but now i do

Omg I would love to ride a moose. Or a hippo! Talk about epic.

When did you have a chance to ride a moose? Seriously, they're not the least but friendly

I didn't know it was a thing. I've never seen a picture of a moose being ridden.

That’s a thing?

It’s funny that people think like this. “I wonder what it would be like to ride a…moose.” Not like I don’t think like that though. Hmmm… I wonder how big of a goat could hold me…🤔

Also pretty sure this is illegal, at least in Canada and Maine.

I’m sure the moose are happy about that too

Yeah, no matter what you do, something like 50% of the population will hate you

I did step into a Planet Hollywood once. Does that count.

Australia isn’t too bad, I only go to hospital every second day

So theft is out of the question?

remember, sometimes love comes at unexpected times, bad times even. I believe you don't need love to be happy! <3

There is a special technique when throwing a hand grenade. It's not actually thrown like a base ball or tossed as seen in movies. You use your arm more like a trebuchet. If you just so happen to be left-handed, like myself, you hold the grenade upside-down. The standard M67 grenade weights about one pound. It may not seem like much, but it does not take long to tire your arm after throwing a few. Throwing one is not that exciting, once again as seen on t.v. For one, there is no dramatic fireball. Secondly, you don't see it explode for obvious reasons (shrapnel to the face).

Think they say you need something like $1.5 to $2 million to comfortably retire?

Van Gogh didn't do this in his lifetime and yet the whole world knows his name :)

For me, that's what a canvas is for.

I want one before I’m 70. Forever the optimist. Even the Navy didn’t get me out of the country.

I'm a master of making people want more than just 8 seconds...someone was gonna make the joke best be me

Me either and so far so good. Totally broke.

I taught an adult to ride a bike a few years ago. Took the pedals off, lowered the seat so that she could put both feet on the ground, had her push off and just glide in an empty parking lot. When she felt confident gliding longer distances after a few weeks, we raised the seat a little, put the pedals back on and she added pedalling into the mix.

I barely pay attention when driving let alone flying a multi million dollar rocket

I'm sure she'll be disappointed but I'll let her know.

It sounds like this is something OP really wanted. There are a lot of ways to be a father that don’t involve the traditional way. Fostering, adopting, stepchildren. Or there are a ton of ways to make a difference in children’s lives. Coaching sports, mentor programs, volunteer work. Hugs to OP.

Well so many people try to go pro and don’t make it is honestly sad

Yeah. Use Linux instead. Comes with zip, tar, and 7zip managers.