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This Group Shares Brilliant Examples Of “This You?” Comebacks, Here Are 50 Of Their Best Burns (New Pics)
"Be careful what you post online, because it can always come back to haunt you." When I hear warnings like that, my mind immediately goes to the embarrassing selfies and videos my friends and I shared on Facebook in middle school. With a mouth full of braces and an awkward haircut, I had all the confidence in the world!
But we should also be sure not to make bold, false claims online or political statements that contradict what we've previously stated. Below, you’ll find some of the best roasts that have been shared in the This You Comebacks subreddit, a group dedicated to calling people out for their hypocrisy online. Enjoy scrolling through these posts that make celebrities, politicians and more look like clowns, and remember to upvote the burns that you consider the most clever!
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#1
Where Is The Lie?
John L 1 year ago
Jokes on us, he's still free and still a congress critter...
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Tamra 1 year ago
I am ashamed and appalled at the caliber of politicians in the US. What happened to conducting yourself with at least a minimal level of decorum and integrity?! If they want such positions of power, they should be held to higher standards of conduct. Instead, we have a bunch of rabid monkeys flinging s**t, and getting paid for it. I am disgusted.
MP 1 year ago
Disagree. When they had “decorum” it was harder to see the evil shït they did behind the scenes. Now that some of them are just trashy, it helps to expose what kind of corruption has always been going on.
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#2
Never Forget Indeed
yourfavoriteunjew 1 year ago
why he saying "those who STILL sacrifice to this day to protect us" in the same sentence as 9/11? the Americans who died on 9/11 were victims-they never chose to die to protect the country. don't love that he used their deaths as military propaganda.
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
Rand Paul's dad named him after Ayn Rand. That should tell you all you need to know about that phoney balongue POS.
flower petals 1 year ago
These types of GOP ghouls are often *for* the war machine/industry (mostly for monetary reasons) but work actively *against* the troops, active or veteran. A lot of the vile things they say and do make more sense when you take that into consideration.
WorkAholic1 1 year ago
So the families of the 9/11 victims should only get thoughts and prayers? Nothing else? Mr. Rand Paul, shame on you.
#3
Who Even Takes Their Kids To Drag Shows?
Full of Giggles 1 year ago
The comeback is gold. I think I lost 5 pounds laughing at Klannie Oakley.
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
I hope Bobo's unemployed next year. Her Santos and MTG seem to be competing for the worst congressman ever award.
John Dilligaf 1 year ago
and she got busted giving her boyfriend a handy in a theatre, Somebody needs some churching all right.
General Anaesthesia 1 year ago (edited)
Those were not her date's words that Boebert was groping for in the theater while not watching Beetlejuice, with lots of kids in the room.
As an adult, I have to admit that I wish there were more opportunities during the day to use sick burns. No, I probably wouldn’t deliver them anyway because I’m too scared of hurting other people’s feelings. But I would think them in my head and give myself silent high-fives! Thankfully, however, many people have found the perfect place to use amazing comebacks: the internet.
The This You Comebacks subreddit is a wonderful place to share your own roasts or applaud others for theirs. In this community of over 80k members, you can find some of the most brilliant comebacks that have ever been posted online. We’re not just talking about “Yo mama” jokes or “I know you are, but what am I?” These “This you?” remarks have receipts, and they’re ready to leave politicians, celebrities and more feeling "Boom! Roasted!"
#4
Pretty Sure He’s The King Of This Sort Of Thing
Cerise Hood 1 year ago
There's two types of people: 1. Those who think, "man that was a s****y experience, don't want others to experience it." 2. I suffered through this, so everyone has to suffer through it.
Happy to be a wallflower 1 year ago
or that everyone expects us to go to college just to get a job
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Slapdash1 1 year ago
Ah, Ben. One of maybe a dozen people alive today whose smuggness equals their stupidity.
Markus Roesgen 1 year ago
I have a controversial idea too: How about making studying free like we do in Germany? But that's communism, right?
#5
This You Dad?
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
If you want to know who said this, it was RicK Santorum. Don't know why they bothered to censor it. It's public record. Rick Santorum is such a vile bigoted anti-LGBTQ fanatic that his name is slang for a byproduct of sex that I won't describe here but feel free to look up "Santorum" if you feel like it.
Katie Lutesinger 1 year ago
Creeps: "Just keep your legs together!" Those same creeps: "WAAH WHY WON'T YOU SLEEP WITH ME?!"
Jenny Mason 1 year ago
That "aspirin between the knees" bullsh*t drives me nuts, not all s*x is the missionary position, we can do the deed in many other positions whilst keeping our knees firmly together.
Pheebs 1 year ago
Lol. I said basically the same thing last time someone pulled the “knees together” s**t. I think my wording was along the lines of “I can still get pregnant over the arm of a couch.” And less positive “A rapist doesn’t need you to open your legs from behind.”
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#6
I’m So F**king Tired…
BigCityLady 1 year ago
Yup! They all depend on the heavy handed donations from the NRA as our children are slaughtered in schools all across America! These vile politicians are nothing but hypocrites and don’t care one iota about our children’s safety as it interferes with their loyalty to the NRA.
Connie Wade 1 year ago
Exactly. I have to wonder what would happen if a child or grandchild of a GOP anti gun control congressman were killed in a school or other mass shooting. Would he or she then reverse his position?
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
"The far Left" isn't going to ever take your guns. Hell "The far Left" with a capital "L" isn't real not in the USA at least. It's a right wing boogeyman like "The Deep State". Politicians use these strawman arguments to scare people into voting for them. I'm old and I've seen this cycle a few times now. Don't let fear dominate your life.
StretcherBearer 1 year ago
Agreed. The screeching about Communists is hilarious. I feel like my time machine broke and some weirdos from 1951 kind of phased into our timeline.🤣
Load More Replies... ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
So much for the argument that only good guys with guns can stop bad guys with guns. Because they had guns and did NOTHING.
Siobhan Gournay 1 year ago
I'm so sorry for what's been happening in Sydney over the last couple of days (Brit here) :( imagine if those incels had easy access to guns! Was a terrible tragedy but would have been so much worse if Australia had the poor gun legislation America does
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pfeils wife 1 year ago
and all we were looking to do is ban assault rifles that are meant for war. him and all the other extreme maga republicans that wear rifle pins on their lapels on the house floor, just days after a mass school shooting, should be fricking ashamed of themselves.
David Gabby's Daddy Jackson 1 year ago
I'll give you a little help here. "Assault Rifle" is a weapon that looks like most modern rifles. The definitive difference is that assault rifles are capable of being switched from semi-auto (fires one round with each pull of the trigger) and full-auto, firing continuously, as long as the trigger has been continuously pulled and held in the fired position, and ammo is still in the magazine. Automatic weapons have been outlawed since US lawmakers banned assault weapons in 1994. Any assault weapons that are owned by civilians have been either grandfathered in, or the owner paid the ATF a ton of money to be authorized, plus had to go through so many background checks I'm surprised they never tell you to "drop your drawers". The common (very, most)rifle currently in favor for both hunting and self-defense is kinda modeled after the AR15. Same general look, but auto-firing IS NOT AN OPTION! Auto-Semi-...f065da.jpg 
Janet Graham 1 year ago
These are not opposing ideas. The real crime is that those idiot cops stayed outside listening to gunfire and waiting to be told to go in.
Bettye McKee 1 year ago
And you think the solution is gun control? Why not blame the shooter instead of the gun?
Responding to someone with a comeback is often a risky move. Especially if you’re calling them out publicly, there’s always a risk that your reply will fall flat. What if it doesn’t land? What if it’s not actually as funny out loud? Or what if you mess up the delivery and end up looking like a fool yourself? The risk is high, but the reward can be as well if you manage to pull it off!
If you need some tips for concocting a fire comeback, Kletische has shared their best pointers on their site. First of all, be sure to listen fully to what the other person has said before starting to present a comeback. You have to have all the information and understand the entire context of what they’re saying to ensure that you can burn them in the most brutal way.
#7
This You, Jim Jordan?
Rayne OfSalt 1 year ago
Jim Jordan.. isn't he the guy that helped cover up for a paedophile at a college he worked at?
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
Yep that's the guy. It's why he's called "Gym" Jordan in some circles because it involved the college sports team.
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Jaybird3939 1 year ago
I still haven't figured out the extreme hate for Dr. Fauci. It's almost like they don't really have a reason other than that he was involved in creating the vaccine, which Dump, for whatever reason, had a fit about. Could the word "scapegoat" apply?
JiggleWiggle75 1 year ago
Trump took credit for it. He literally bragged about it, so yeah I don’t get it. It’s like they wake up in the morning and draw straws to see what they’re going to complain about for the day.
Load More Replies... pfeils wife 1 year ago
Jim Jordan is one of the worst human beings to walk this earth.... one of.
A_UserHere 1 year ago
what's with people posting like 1 sentence tweets like idk just confusing like just why?
Binky Melnik 1 year ago
You only used “like” three times. That’s a big fail. Do better. (Just for my amusement, try using some punctuation. I could use a laugh today!)
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Theodore Rieth 1 year ago
Fauci never mentioned the almost certainty of Covid mutations in all of 2020. He promoted masking, distancing, and vaccinations as mechanisms to prevent Covid, yet was infected twice himself. Most egregious was his failure to have a robust parallel program to identify effective existing or developed medications to fight Covid. Countries like India were much brighter and had such developments.
Janet Graham 1 year ago
Doctors and nurses are the front line in medicine. Talking heads that scrounge up money are not doctors and nurses, even if their degree is in medicine.
#8
Wonder Why That Is, Jim?
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
Also back in 2004 gas prices were approaching $5 per gallon after Bush invaded Iraq. Am I the only one who remembers that summer?
Alex Ruddies 1 year ago
And if you adjust it for inflation, we're looking at $8 per gallon.
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Tabitha 1 year ago
In 1981, I was paying $1.00/gallon for gas. In 2024 dollars, that’s $3.44/gallon today. Adjusting for inflation, gas prices haven’t gone up. It’s just that our paychecks haven’t increased to meet the increase in the cost of living, so it just seems more expensive. Plus, we weren’t buying and supporting so many electronics like cellphones and computers in our homes back then, so we had fewer/lower bills.
Joanne Earle 1 year ago
Right b/f Obama was elected in the summer of 2008, gas in western Washington State was nearly $5/gallon.
Verena 1 year ago (edited)
$8... shrugs in European (the above would be €1,26 after some figures tossing)
Cody Greenwood 1 year ago
It would be 2.11 per liter. But that would also be before taxes.
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Sherry Errera 1 year ago
This is among the most flimsy and pathetic political arguments one can make. Sadly it's effective because most people don't do their homework to understand why certain bills are voted down when on the surface, and craftily, also by how they're often named, seem to be within the party platform and what most people want. Of course, the opposing party uses the down vote as a gotcha here, but fails to mention that the bill is stuffed with all sorts of waste and/or spending or new legislation that has nothing to do with what it supposed to be solving. This is the fine print that calls for things the opposition could otherwise never get passed - no matter which party since it's an agnostic practice. Utter nonsense and people buy it hook, line and sinker!
#9
Imagine Getting Called Out By The Official White House Account
flower petals 1 year ago
This is one of my favorite photos of Tin Foil Green. It’s like her true self is showing. 🙃
Tabitha 1 year ago
Looks like drumpf gave her some of his orange foundation to try.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
How did SwampHag get those loans in the first place? Last I checked she wasn't running a business, she's just a congress critter.
Sherry Errera 1 year ago (edited)
She owns construction company. She had run it herself before being elected to office.
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Niki A 1 year ago
My thing is, you bailed out banks who were irresponsible and basically gave out predatory loans, but you can't forgive loans for people who had no choice but to take them out if they wanted an education and then try to live responsibly?!
Michael None 1 year ago
For some people Justice is really "just us". Meaning it's ok for "just us" to do something but not everyone else.
Happy to be a wallflower 1 year ago
not really, some places are and some people are but not the whole thing
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Andy Frobig 1 year ago
I need to flip a coin for whether she's deliberately hypocritical or just stupid
Sherry Errera 1 year ago
They were not personal loans. They were to keep her construction company employees afloat during covid shutdowns. I'm sure the families that work for her company were affected by covid just as other families were. She no longer runs the company, though she still owns it as a private company.
Load More Replies... The next tip for coming up with a sick burn is thinking of your comeback “shell.” As someone is talking and you’re considering in your head where you’ll go with a comeback, you’ll need to decide exactly which points of their argument you want to attack. Perhaps they said something embarrassing, you caught them in a lie or they made a mistake. Grasp onto that information, and combine it with an element of surprise to create the perfect comeback. After all, the best burns include a component that will shock listeners and the person being roasted, so you’ll have to be quick on your feet.
#10
I Have Never Got Any Government Assistance
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
I always find it hilarious when owners claim to work "7 days a week". Nah bro. Consistently I see owners who NEVER do any real work. They delude themselves into thinking that their ideas and musings are work while the rest of us are the real workers. Work isn't daydreaming over brunch.
Jason 1 year ago
I have a pretty small business but worked 20 hours over the weekend while sick, but it's what I signed up for. Don't expect the same from anyone else. Of course not just paperwork but hands dirty.
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flower petals 1 year ago
That’s not what white privilege is. It just means that for those of us who are white, our skin color *isn’t* one of the factors that has made our lives *more* difficult. For people of color it has, and does. That’s all it means. There’s a mountain of scientific research proving that white privilege is very real, and what is supported by evidence is as far from ‘nonsense’ as one can get, no matter how much the right uses that word.
Annie Plamondon 1 year ago
Also means that your skin colour is not a determinant factor in other people's perception of you as a human being. That you can be viewed in a more global or in a deeper way than non-white people who are instantly perciedved as such and categorized within a social construct full of prejudice and preconceived ideas.
Load More Replies... ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
So at the time of the posting feb 4, 2021 his loan hadn't been forgiven. It was on June 16, 2021. Hopefully the loan forgiveness made him change his tune.
Ken Beattie 1 year ago
I'm curious what sort of loan this is. Was it in relation to covid losses? And how is it public information?
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Kris “ADHD_Carrier” Dudoich 1 year ago
Apparently dude also never got free punctuation or grammar while he was helping himself to that loan
Pamela Christie 1 year ago
Yeah, John, I think you meant 'hand it in' not 'trade it in.' At $87,500, I'd say your privilege is overdrawn.
megasmacky 1 year ago
How dare anyone with cancer use modern technology to be cured, when so many people in the past died.
Fanstacia D 1 year ago
Not to mention John Bajek’s school tuition was 700 dollars, a house cost 80k and a landline cost 9 bucks a month. Most all of it paid for by an after school job, and then seed money supplied by family after graduation to start up his business
lakitha tolbert 1 year ago
See, the one thing he ain't getting is that privilege came from not trying to do all the things he claimed to have done while being black, a woman, an immigrant, mentally disabled, gay, or transgender. The privilege is in never having to even think about being any of those other identities at the same time.
#11
Gun Rights Are Great Unless People I Don't Like Have Them
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
But in his addled brain, trans people aren't people at all. It escapes me as to why they fixate on trans people so much. They just want to live their lives in peace without persecution. Why is the right like this? I'll never understand.
flower petals 1 year ago
I think a lot of it has to do with America being completely *obsessed* with gender. The rest of the world doesn’t have the same intense tradition of f.ex. gender reveal parties, so people immediately know what ‘box’ to put the child into.. (Humankind has known for thousands of years that there are more than two genders and that trans people exist, and modern scientific research supports that.) Trans people, by their very existence, challenge these American stereotypes, and I think that’s one of the reasons why so many conservatives get their metaphorical panties in a bunch when they think about trans people. There’s also some interesting American data showing that conservative states are quite busy on online trans sites, which liberal states aren’t.. From a psychological perspective, this makes sad sense: it’s not uncommon that people with emotional issues hate what they’re drawn to but also hate being drawn to that something.
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Guess Undheit 1 year ago
Literally thousands of cisgender heterosexual males commit mass shootings (most of them white, too), and Ryan Frotterer blathers about "gun rights". ~~~ONE~~~ Trans person (out of millions of Trans people) commits ~~~ONE~~~ mass shooting, suddenly everthing changes.
Sherry Errera 1 year ago
Actually, there have been at least a half dozen recently.
Load More Replies... Jon Steensen 1 year ago
...and what exactly does he expect the FBI to do? With the laws regarding weapons that you have constructed, there really isn't much they can do, as she is not doing anything illegal. There are thousands of hillbillies out there who is posting similar ridiculous pictures. You made this kind of thing "normal". Now go lie in the bed that you made.
Pandaroo 1 year ago
Americans going on about gun rights are about as bad as swedish fish up the a**e
Kerri Peek 1 year ago
Who puts red gummy candy up their a***e? Is that a thing in Sweden or...??? I'm a very confused American right now.
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Auhsoj 1 year ago (edited)
Viewers: Rights to own a firearm ≠ Rights to use the firearm irresponsibly People go driving cars while drunk, yet its somehow not the car's fault??
Mary Lou 1 year ago
Please viewers learn: don't be mentally i'll, don't have severe aggression/ jealousy issues, don't get irresponsible when drunk... Brilliant, bet it's going to work!
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Screamy Is As Screamy Does…
lenka 1 year ago
Regardless of their hypocrisy and conduct in parliament - accusing them of being "sex dolls" is misogyny. Berate them for their behavior - not because they have mouths and vaginas.
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flower petals 1 year ago
Best joke about this photo that I’ve seen is: the space between them is called the perineum. 🤭😂
While you can’t fully form a comeback without having all of the information from the other person first, you might be able to have a bit of skeleton prepared and then simply fill in the blanks to ensure you serve up the most fire comeback possible. Having a few comeback formats ready to go can also ensure that you can deliver great roasts on a moment’s notice in any different setting. And once your friends and family know that you’re the master of comebacks, they’ll be sure to watch what they say around you!
#13
Ah Yes, The Double Standards Of Blaire White Back Again
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
Also Fauci never ever said "masks don't work at all". Surgeons and nurses wear masks for a reason. That reason is because they work. They also wear gloves and wash their hands before they start cutting into you. I thought flat earthers were stupid, but back in 2020 we had vast swaths of the population denying the germ theory of disease.
XenoMurph 1 year ago
He also downplayed the usefulness because he didn't want doctors/nurses unable to get masks because the general public was buying up the limited stocks. Once there was enough supply it was prudent that the public wore them too.
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Simeon Nevel 1 year ago
In all fairness (and if I recall correctly), they always knew masks would help prevent spread of Covid. The reason they said otherwise (a foolish decision) was to leave the limited supplies of masks (and other PPE) available for doctors, nurses and other medical personnel.
The Original Bruno 1 year ago
Exactly what new information did Fauci receive between March, 2020 and May, 2020? Fauci said masks didn't work at all providing you maintained a minimum distance of 6 feet because he wanted them available for emergency workers who couldn't maintain minimum distances. As they became available for everyone, he changed his tune. My huge objection here is that he never articulated why he changed his tune because he decided it would be easier to gaslight people than to try to explain the slightly more complex truth.
Sherry Errera 1 year ago
Haha! The arbitrary 6 feet thing. Totally made up too and Fauci admitted it.
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You Can't Take Her Royal Highness There. The Hutts Are Gangsters
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
Much like The Illuminati, and the "Deep State", Cancel Culture is not a real thing. It's a fake thing invented to make people mad about things so the rich and powerful can control us. "Watch this thing and get angry so I can literally steal from you".
flower petals 1 year ago
They try to have us fighting culture wars to distract us from focusing on social and class issues.
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Lewis 1 year ago
And Little Sneezers and CiCi's, Poopy John's, even Dummy Nose. None of them make good pizza anymore. So much bread, so little of anything else.
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laura lee 1 year ago
Same thing they're always mad at, why aren't they richer and more powerful? The fake anger is a means to their wealth and power grab
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#15
His Comment Wasn't Meant For His Party, Obviously
Geoffrey Scott 1 year ago
Ted Cruz reminds me of that neighborhood kid that would break your toy on purpose, then get his own and not let you play with his.
Valaun 1 year ago
Oh you silly people, Ted meant that only applies to Liberals and people he doesn't like. Don't you know that the only ideal the right truly holds to is to win, no matter the price.
Sherry Errera 1 year ago (edited)
No, Alvin Bragg has brought a case where there is no crime. Perhaps you're so blind you can't see past your orange man bad hate to understand how precedence works in the courts. Or how knowingly bringing an innocent man to trial, no matter how much you might hate him, is evil and wrong. Or perhaps you can't see that this is a political procescution curated by the treasonous Joe Biden. Don't come back with denials. This has been revealed after another court has unredacted documents showing this to be true. But as the left goes, they'll tear up and throw away the entire constitution, all while screaming "my democracy", to remove their political opponents. You are blinded by you bias.
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tw 72 1 year ago
Well, at least until the power goes out again and he has no heat.
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ManuelQue 1 year ago
I am so glad that Cruz renounced his Canadian citizenship. It sounds like people of the U.S.A. will definitely be able to deal with this - person - very ably, which gives me a great sense of relief.
Invisible Potato 1 year ago
Ted Cruuz is like a flag on a pole. where the winds blow, he folows
ERMAHGERD DINOSAURS 1 year ago
The level of asinine hypocrisy is almost more than my brain can tolerate.
Unfortunately, one of the most painful aspects of being able to come up with brilliant comebacks is when they come to mind just a moment too late. Someone bumps into you on the sidewalk and yells, “Watch where you’re going!” And then they get away right before you think of a brilliant burn. Or your middle school bully leaves the bathroom just before you came up with a sick burn to roast him with. If you’re wondering why we always come up with these lines just a moment too late, thankfully, the Good Men Project has explored this frustrating experience.
#16
Votes Against Bill That Would Send Fl Relief Funds, Then Goes On Twitter To Demand Relief Funds Be Sent To Fl
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
How is this guy still in congress? He's a proven human trafficker and he committed statutory R***! Oh yeah, Florida. WTF? Florida?
Tamra 1 year ago
Not just Florida. We have the worst people in all positions and levels of government. Hell, we have an adjudicated sex offender running for president! No one is left to hold these people accountable anymore. It's a f*****g cesspool.
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Christos Arvanitis 1 year ago
He has the most punchable face. A science fact. Tell me that you don't want to punch that twatwaddle right in the nose. And I'm not a violent person.
Hydro Keychain 1 year ago
He looks like the human no make-up closest version of the Grinch.
Load More Replies... Betty Vanderhooven-SchmaaSchmaa 1 year ago
Show this to almost anyone in the right and they just say they hate gov't.
Ginger Katka 1 year ago
They vote against everything because they're not interested in actually helping their constituents or any American people. They can't risk the possibility of giving a "win" to their opponents. Ever since Obama's first term congress hasn't been able to come together to to anything meaningful for the country.
LynzCatastrophe 1 year ago
Why would you vote NO on assistance that would help the very people you represent? I don't understand that.
Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 1 year ago
I feel like this picture proves he's a pedo. No one has ever looked more like a pedo in a picture by themselves.
Couragetcd 1 year ago
Am I the only one that thinks he looks related to Jim Carrey's Grinch in a lot of pics? I think it's the pointy eyebrows and pinched in lips
#17
I Don't Give A F About Her
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
They couldn't even find a crime she committed. Before Motive. Before Method. Before opportunity, you need an actual crime. They never even found a crime. The only thing HRC was guilty of is being unlikable. Not really a crime.
Michael Largey 1 year ago
Her crime was being a "female" likely to win the presidency.
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Fanstacia D 1 year ago
I’ll never underestimate how much the American establishment hates women and children, demonstrated daily through its policies.
Parmeisan 1 year ago
Hillary Clinton. She ran against Donald Trump in 2016, but lost. He and his MAGA allies accused her of some crime involving mishandling of an email server and then made chanting "lock her up" a regular thing at his rallies. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/11/22/a-brief-history-of-the-lock-her-up-chant-as-it-looks-like-trump-might-not-even-try/
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William Dennett 1 year ago
The right wing morons don't realize there is proof of what they've posted. Not that it matters to most of them anyway. Hypocrisy is their strongest trait.
laura lee 1 year ago
You're 100% war criminal, I have just as much proof you are as she is
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Uh Oh
Tamra 1 year ago
Low intellect coupled with an apparent closeted desire to be f****d in the a*s by his girlfriend.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
The people who refused to wear masks in 2020 are the same people who refuse to wear seatbelts.
Multa Nocte 1 year ago
Then this is hopefully when the gene pool gets sorted out.
Load More Replies... Zedrapazia 1 year ago
So he doesn't just shame people who try to keep down the virus spreading, he also diminishes those who like pegging. What a worm
Rayne OfSalt 1 year ago
I think that was him broadcasting one of his fetishes.
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Kare Deter 1 year ago
Like I tell my students - you don't have to vomit out every bloody thought that enters your brain. FILTER.
Analyn Lahr 1 year ago
I read an article in a Play Girl once talking about how some guys actually do enjoy their girlfriend using a strap-on on them. And that doesn't make them gay or even bi. Maybe if more men enjoyed prostate stimulation the world would be a better place.
According to the Good Men Project, one of the reasons why we always think of brilliant comebacks when it’s too late to use them is actually because the part of our brain that we need to use to do so is still relatively new. The high functioning brain evolved fairly recently, so it can’t always work properly when a threat is perceived. If you’re being insulted by a bully or threatened by someone on the bus, you’re definitely not going to be your wittiest and most clever self at that moment. And sadly, you might miss out on the opportunity to deliver a great comeback.
#19
A Proper “This You” Comeback
Nimitz 1 year ago
Some of these conservatives think about sucking d**k so much that even drinking from a straw gets them excited, I guess? Leave it to us out gays honey!
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Katie Lutesinger 1 year ago
This guy is so desperate he's willing to accept a plastic straw as a substitute for a penis. Calm down and go find yourself a boyfriend before your head explodes, my dude.
WindySwede 1 year ago
I wonder how these people manages to wipe after the toilet, they are in fact touching a pen and the '7th planet' of a man! Or do they just shake and hope for the best? /S! 🤦♂️
Load More Replies... Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
Well I never wear a dress but I look smashing in a short black skirt.
Kare Deter 1 year ago
I'm cracking up by the people alluding to this being down-voted and you brazenly stomp into the middle of that minefield and get up-votes.
Load More Replies... Rayne OfSalt 1 year ago
But dresses are incredibly comfy, and you can do the swishy-swishy thing with them. Everyone should wear them.
Mermeow Overlord (they/she) 1 year ago
My dress is definitely my favourite outfit, dresses are often so much more colourful than other clothes and the swishy-swishy thing is awesome! IMG_202309...a4f525.jpg 
#20
Pedophile Doesn’t Want Kids Being Sexualized. Approves Of Fl “Don’t Say Gay” Bill
Karizma Kaliko 1 year ago
Why is pedo's name blacked out??? That stuff should be EVERYONE'S bizniss.
Wang Zhuang 1 year ago
The name of this person should not be censored, as his criminal record is public.
Tony Chambers 1 year ago
The more exposure the better. Don't let these things walk around without a huge neon sign over their heads
Sinister Murder 1 year ago
"Sexual education is bad, then I can't prey on children anymore." Just paraphrasing.
Anya Beboop 1 year ago
It tells you what he did right there though. SA of a child.
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#21
When Did Pronouns Become Such A Big Thing?
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
Dennis Prager is near the top three people I want to kick very very hard in a very very soft place.
CanadianDimes 1 year ago
"God has to be a he because if not, then I risk losing all of my privileges and having to think of other people as human beings deserving of equal respect, and I just can't have that."
MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago (edited)
Dennis is probably one of the most vile beings on the planet, especially since he targets CHILDREN. Some of the other guys at least know who understands their bs.
Maartje 1 year ago
Excuse me.. can someone tell me why God is a he? It is all very confusing for this WOMAN (especially when you start looking into what he says about God - "Prager admits that God is neither male nor female, yet he is insistent on naming God as exclusively male, thereby deifying a gender. This is idolatry." Quote from an article in the LA Times with comments by a both Christian and Jewish people, who all shred him to pieces. But hey I am just a woman./s
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#22
Of Course There’s A Photo
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
I don't know the precise context here but that flag may as well be a NAZI Swastika IMO. It's a symbol of one of the worst things in our nation's history. Anyone who doesn't abhor that flag is pro-slavery and anti-American. That's what that flag means. If Arizona can go back to 1964 regarding women's rights, I reserve the right to go back to 1864 when I see that flag.
Holly Marley 1 year ago
I have a friend in Germany who explained that since it is illegal for nazi symbols to be used in any manner in Germany, neo-nazis will use the confederate flag instead. When she came to the US and saw it used so much she was really startled and pretty aghast. We had a long talk about the Lost Cause of the Confederacy and how it has twisted history.
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MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago
Thankfully, the confederates weren't international, Nazis however, they were.
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Highball 1 year ago
I fought for the flag that defeated that traitorous flag, so do I mark this up or down?
Sophia Athene 1 year ago
The flag you fought has a lot more stars on it than the one that flew over the Union. Just saying. And I do oppose the use of the Confederate flag.
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Linda Robinett 1 year ago
I am a Californian and agree with Ray Ceeya on being equivalent to a Nazi flag. (Swastikas are also used by very gentle people such as Buddhist monks) But all this c**p about that flag being part of southern heritage is bull leavings. They weren't really used much until the 1950's when the Civil Rights Movement and MLK Jr. were becoming public and active. It was a direct response to folks wanting to vote.
#23
Republicans Don’t Own The Fourth Of July But
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
I grew up on the border with Idaho. Let me tell you something about Idaho. It's a state full of racist white people. Especially in the northern panhandle. If you are not white, do not go anywhere Sandpoint. Sandpoint Idaho is a 21st century "Sunset Town". If you're out after sunset and you aren't a local good-ol-boy, you are likely to be shot and your shooter will claim "self Defense". I'm not kidding when I describe how screwed up that state is.
tw 72 1 year ago
And with abortion restrictions, OBGYNs are leaving the state, Maternity Wards (or entire hospitals) are closing down. One of the panhandle colleges almost had their accreditation jerked for manipulating education.
Load More Replies... Analyn Lahr 1 year ago
Today I learned Idaho has democrats. Maybe I just live too close to the conservative redneck portion.
Trophy Husband 1 year ago
You could also quote the Republicans who keep reducing the child tax credit
Sharon Attwood 1 year ago
Never forget how the Republicans made January 6th a national disgrace!
#24
Dr. Who?
CanadianDimes 1 year ago
If your degree has 'doctorate' in the title, then you are a doctor. People with PhDs are generally not out there running around pretending to be MDs (shockingly, they are smart enough to know the difference!). Equally, dentists and psychiatrists are doctors but don't have MDs - I bet she wouldn't object to them calling themselves Dr.
Judes 1 year ago
Psychiatrists are MDs (at least where I live they are, they have a standard medical degree plus a psychiatry speciality). Psychologists are not MDs.
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Wondering Alice 1 year ago
I'm fairly sure if I was smart enough and capable of the work required to complete a PhD, I'd want to be referred to as Dr. Regardless of the discipline. I doubt medical doctors think it undermines them.
Linda Robinett 1 year ago
Reminds me of a professor I had who had a Doctorate in Education and being introduced as parties as Doctor so and so and getting medical questions. Most academics don't use the title outside of academic situations but I think they are emphasizing Dr. Biden because she is a First Lady with a lot of education who at times is still working in her field.
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#25
Elon Has Been In The News A Lot Lately
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
Wait he's calling it "Twitter" I thought he changed the name. Personally I call it Xitter these days. Pronounced "Zitter" because it reminds me of the acne I had in Jr. High.
BewilderedBanana 1 year ago
works also with languages where the 'x' is pronounced like 'sh' :)
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flower petals 1 year ago
I wrote earlier on this page about Stinky Musk’s hypocrisy- the post above is another example..
Jaybird3939 1 year ago
This guy is such an a$$ no one wants to buy his cars anymore. He's laying people off because of declining sales. Maybe if he didn't pi$$ off the people most likely to buy his awful EV's he might not be losing so much money.
#26
“Free Speech”
Kare Deter 1 year ago
When I was a child I thought about the pledge of allegiance and what it actually means. From that point on, I refused to stand. The school tried to force me and called my parents in. My dad asked me why I wouldn't stand - I said I will stand the day it is actually true. Even as a CHILD I could see the phrase "with liberty and justice for all" was a blatant LIE and as long as people agree with the status quo, nothing will ever change. Now, I am a teacher and I tell my students why I STILL won't stand for the pledge.
Sophia Athene 1 year ago
Same here. Got yelled at by a teacher for not doing so but she couldn't make me. Still graduated valedictorian.
Load More Replies... Vix Spiderthrust 1 year ago
Yeah, looking at it from abroad it's sort of weird that the USA embraces something so patently Soviet
Load More Replies... Janie Mack 1 year ago
Let's really blow his mind. Jehovahs Witnesses aren't allowed to say the pledge because it's honoring country/man over God. Nicks head would explode if he had to choose between punishing for not saluting vs religious freedom.
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
I feel like guys like this quit paying attention to the Pledge of Allegiance halfway through because the last line is "With Liberty and Justice for all". Kind of important that part.
Nitka Tsar 1 year ago
Yeah, that will always give me the creeps. Last time WE (Germany) had to do a similar thing or risking „detention“ was when the Nazis were in power.
Rayne OfSalt 1 year ago
Nick Adams was a deputy mayor of a smallish city here in Australia, where his big plan was the make pigeons illegal. This rightly got him laughed out of office. He tried his hand at being on Murdoch's Sky "News" (Aussie version of Fox "News") but the things he said were so incredibly stupid that even Murdoch couldn't tolerate it and he got fired. This made Australia collectively laugh so hard that Nick fled to the USA, where his brand of stupid is celebrated by the reich-wing and chronically online people think he's some kind of master troll or satirist (when the truth is that he's really just that stupid and believes every word he says). Also, it's weird that he's carrying on about students here, because he was never schooled in america and never said any kind of pledge as a student.
Tamra 1 year ago
Please take him back. We're all stocked up on crazy here. 😂
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Ginger Katka 1 year ago
Haven't said the pledge of allegiance since 8th grade in 1979. Still waiting on that whole "liberty and justice for all" to kick in.
#27
I Hope This Counts. Gov Desantos And His Wife On Screening For Illnesses
flower petals 1 year ago
DeathSantis sure deserves the handle.. 😡 How many Floridians died because of him?
Binny Tutera 1 year ago
I’m still wondering why the GOP keeps trying to wipe out their constituents
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flower petals 1 year ago
Stupid and a sociopath- bad combination.. Sadly, sociopaths can rise to positions of power even when they’re not that bright- Rump is an example of this..
Load More Replies... Tabitha 1 year ago (edited)
He actually contradicts himself in his statement. First, he infers that no one ever gets tested to see if they’re sick—-notice he doesn’t clarify this statement, leaving it wide open to interpretation so it can mean several different things. Then he immediately follows that by saying that when people feel sick, they go and get tested—-so here he’s listing one possible interpretation of his first statement. Just goes to show how republicans twist the language to either say the opposite of the words’ meaning, or to say nothing at all. Guess it works with MAGAts who are barely able to speak and comprehend their own language, much less read and write it.
Anna Chandler 1 year ago
I left Florida mostly because that guy got elected. I had a bad feeling, and so far, all he's done is proven me right.
Sharon Attwood 1 year ago
Screening/early diagnosis had never been done before COVID? Why did I have PAP smears and mammograms? …have you never had a prostate exam?…how about a TB test? And vaccinations do NOT cause autism or put tracking devices into your body!
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#28
This You, Elon?
Tom Brincefield 1 year ago
It would have been overwhelming for which ever answer made the Muskrat look better. His sycophants would make sure of it.
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Aidan Campbell 1 year ago (edited)
So what Musk is saying is free speech but only if i agree with it?
flower petals 1 year ago
All these freedom of speech guys are hypocrites. Alex Jones had a section on the Infowars website about how some abusive or negative posts would be deleted because all social groups have rules of conduct and “that is not censorship”, and the likes of Piers Morgan have often told others to shut up.. It’s about these guys’ *own* freedom to (often) bully, threaten, lie via propaganda et c. Also, if you’re really about freedom of speech, you don’t threaten others over something they said or wrote.
onyx 1 year ago
Exactly. I don’t understand that if we have free speech, we can’t actually use it to say what we want or think. It’s not like those people mentioned in the articles above we’re using that as an excuse for hate speech, so why is it so bad? America truly sucks. I can’t wait to move to Finland when I’m older.
Load More Replies... TheAmericanAmerican 1 year ago
Unions are one of the people's most powerful uses of the 1st Amendment in regards to speech and freedom to assemble. Funny how Muskrat HATES unions 🤨
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
Would it have been different if he posted it on Twitter instead of YouTube?
Linda Robinett 1 year ago
Actually corporations are not affected by the First Amendment just government entities.
#29
"Pronoun Extremists"
Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago
We should all try and misgender idiots like this as a way of showing them why pronouns indeed matter to everyone
Tabitha 1 year ago (edited)
We could gender them as “It/It”, or “A*****e/A*****e”. Better yet, “💩/💩💩”.
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Linda Robinett 1 year ago
LOL! I am embarrassed when I mispronoun somebody. Zoom has a space for your preferred pronouns that shows up next to your name.
#30
Someone Must Have Hacked Her Account
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
She really is vermin. I can't wait until she loses her job in November.
Donkey boi 1 year ago (edited)
I mean... I don't know what she said there... It might have been something like, 'Stop being arseholes!'... But given that even I've heard of this woman and some of the things she's said, I highly doubt it.
James016 1 year ago
I'm not American but I am still waiting to see one of these Jewish Space Lasers she was harping on about.
Colin Matthews 1 year ago
Jewish Space Lasers: Great name for the difficult second album.
Load More Replies... Limey 1 year ago
And that’s an achievement for this one, face like the back of a bus.
Load More Replies... Khall Khall 1 year ago
Also would like to contest her original premise. There's whatever species she is and then the rest of us and anyone who reads the news knows this in their heart.
somnomania 1 year ago
i mean the unfortunate thing is that she is actually correct; i was reading recently about race, and especially medical conditions that simply aren't looked for in some races because of like, one paper someone wrote forty years ago. for example, people who aren't black can and do get sickle cell anemia. we are all 99.99% the same, genetically, and there is no such thing as biological race, only sociological.
#31
Misinformation
flower petals 1 year ago
One of the biggest asshats out there. He wants “gender affirming butchers” imprisoned (doctors who preform gender affirmative surgery).
The Darkest Timeline 1 year ago
Right, JP. There is no such thing as mis or disinformation; everything is just an opinion and they are all equally valid.
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
I remember back in January 2020. We had our morning meeting at work and I mentioned that we should be getting ready for this new virus. Everyone looked at me like I was speaking Chinese. Call me a COVID alarmist but three months later the whole country was in shutdown. I'm like Cassandra. I see the future but nobody ever believes me.
Sinister Murder 1 year ago
Yeah, let's cancel misinformation and disinformation. Everything is true and/or opinion.
Bookish Oddity 1 year ago
love him, he actually does have a point, and he was using that term ironically because of people using that word in violation of the first amendment.
#32
Superbowl Halftime Show
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago (edited)
Ah another in my top ten people to kick very hard in the softest place. Kirk is a blatant racist/sexist/homophobe and would be first to remove women's right to vote. Him and Turning Point USA want to go back to the good old days when women needed their husband's permission to open a bank account.
MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago
To be honest, he spews so many lies and so much hatred, I'm surprised it took us this long to see him on the list.
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Rayne OfSalt 1 year ago
Who photoshopped his face to be that large? It's a very mean thing to do to people with tiny-face syndrome.
Linda Robinett 1 year ago
I pretty much have watched at least the last three or four years of Super Bowl half time shows and liked some and found some meh (I am a Classic rock person and not that fond of hip hop and pop) All of the singers were very professional and I don't see what people are complaining about.
#33
This Your Last Location?
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
I just want to point out that Kemp represents Georgia. A state that does NOT border another country. I am absolutely sick of people from states with no border with Mexico complaining about the border with Mexico. STFU. This is OUR thing.
Alex Martin 1 year ago (edited)
Undocumented migrants go to every state. Georgia has 324,000 undocumented adults living in the state. Illegal immigration is not a border state issue, it is an every state issue. It's why dumb and dumber in Texas and Florida have been bussing people north. They want the so-called sanctuary cities to experience some of the pain that we've been seeing on the southern border. Hundreds of thousands of people are making this dangerous journey and when they arrive put enormous pressure on federal, state, and local governments and charities to ensure that they are fed, housed, educated, and provided with medical care. Then undocumented migrants enter the workforce and are exploited by ruthless employers and criminal organizations. The current policies don't work, but we're all so buried in right wing and left wing politics that there is no desire to find a solution because you get a lot more votes screaming about the problem than trying to solve it.
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Fred L. 1 year ago
We need more nuns adressing people as "My dude". And, obviously, fewer Brian Kemps.
Ken Beattie 1 year ago
To be fair, I reckon more people want to shoot at politicians than want to shoot at nuns...
Khall Khall 1 year ago
He's tactically moving through the undergrowth, in a jungle crawl, night vision binoculars sweeping for hostiles. Panting into the microphone like a Blair witch dub tape. Four 80 year old nuns walk past him drinking boba tea and picking the flowers. This image kills me in the dead.
Anna Chandler 1 year ago
I will never understand why these people are so damn scared of a bunch of homeless brown people just looking to improve their lot in life. They don't complain about the white people doing the same thing. Maybe it's because they're hateful bigots?
#34
Generational This You To A Guy Who Opposes USA Receiving Afghan Refugees
Heidi Beck 1 year ago
First Nation were the first people to emigrate into the Americas
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Mike F 1 year ago
Need to research and post Melania's info whenever tRump starts on "aliens". He couldn't find anyone to marry his degenerate @ss so he had to go trolling elsewhere.
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Miranda Prince 1 year ago
Also, the US has no national religion, dipshit. We as a nation do not have a "Judeo-Christian way of life."
Bettye McKee 1 year ago
People born in the United States are not immigrants. Granted, somewhere in their ancestry is an immigrant, but your statement is false and misleading.
Linda Robinett 1 year ago
Mine were most likely economic refugees that came over before the US existed (but beat out by the Native Americans by thousands of years and the enslaved Africans by about 50 years) But DPs are are a form of refugees as were the Afghanis that we took in.
Herkfixer 1 year ago
All these people that say, "I want immigrants but they need to do it legally like my grandfather did" but they don't realize their grandfather came over on a boat, got a medical exam, and walked in the door.. if that's what you think they should do then 100% I'll bet they would do the same...
#35
Big Bird Is A Communist
Full of Giggles 1 year ago
You can’t cancel something that doesn’t exist, you uneducated potato.
DC 1 year ago
Countered your downvote. Communism NEVER existed outside of ideas. Something CALLED SO existed in half the world, and it sucked. Never existed it in the US, so ... you're right. But, potatos need no education. They're gonna fry it anyway.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
This again. "Cancel Culture" is a right wing bogeyman. IT IS NOT REAL! What is real is REALITY and human beings. For Example: Logan Paul chose to go into that forest and he was "canceled" because people realized what a creep he was. No secret sign conspiracy necessary. If you are a s***y person, people will stop listening to you and ostracize you. it's called CULTURE. Not "Cancel Culture". Just CULTURE.
DC 1 year ago
First of all, you're right. Second ... being "canceled" over different stuff was always an issue to whoever was somewhat of a celebrity. In the fifties, say, dating a black person as a white person, could get you pretty much deprived of any opportunity to perform (as actor, musician, TV person of whatever kind, ...), and those who risked it and done so anyway - don't need be dating, but having someone of the wrong colour participate in your performance - needed to be worth enough, to the studios and record corps and such, to get away with it. Get away with ...? Isn't that how we talk about crimes, or cheating at school? Yes, somewhat. How the times are changing, eh? Then, you could rape somebody and silence them for decades to come, and now that gets you out of business. There's enough wrong and self righteous about a lot of things, people, institutions and habits, but the path this took, I appreciate and think it should go further, better with accelerating pace than slowing down!
Load More Replies... Verena 1 year ago
To understand what Communism is, and what the difference to Socialism is, I admit it's easier to get it if you live in Europe. Almost all countries in Western Europe had or have practical experience with Socialist parties dominating the government (as well as Conservative, Capitalist, Liberal, ... - it changes every four years, enough parties to choose from). East-Europe has/had practical experience with a communistic impregnated Socialistic government. Or translated to guns and extremely simplified: Socialism = if you have good reason for needing a gun do to your work properly, you may have it. Communism as practised = only the government may have guns. Communism in theory = no one needs guns.
DC 1 year ago (edited)
People always claim that "Communism is good, but unfit for the human nature". While that may or may not be true - it wasn't really tried. It was called so, but that's about it. Ever other urinal in the GDR was named after Karl Marx, everybody had to read at least a tad of his works, but it doesn't look like those in power had any grasp on what he had meant. Greed and megalomania aren't the best of advisors, even more so if you pretend to believe in their opposites... But, back to current reality: Capitalism is good, but unfit for the human nature. Greed takes over, and as long as there is something to expand into, it won't collaps in total, but once that there's no low-labour-cost regions left that aren't infested with workers' rights or high standard of living, the crucial eternal growth will come to a halt. As of yet, all we know is that capitalism can accept democracy, and it does collaps slower than sovietism did. It was more in favour of, say, technological advance, but still, this never was priority over profit, profit, profit. A recall of our cars, due to them being bound to burn, risk their passengers' lifes? Well, like, no... Too expensive, our shareholders won't be happy, bla bla bla. If money and it's coagulation is the major motivator, eventually humanism will drop off the passenger seat, because ... any and every societal concept that revolves around its economical structure is centered around something unfit to be center, possibly able to mask it under the pressure of a severe competitor, ... anyway, we should cancel, like, that, maybe? Economy is a structure of the second row, something that does a service to society rather than define society, and it should be treated as such.
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Leesa DeAndrea 1 year ago
She's worried about the nonexistent takeover of US government by Communists. While supporting the real takeover by Fascists calling themselves MAGA.
Cydney Golden 1 year ago
How will voting for trump cancel communism? His existence is funded by Putin.
Linda Robinett 1 year ago
If cancel culture is boycotting things. The conservatives boycotted a brand of beer because their spokesperson was a transgender person. (I had never heard of them or saw them so I wouldn't have known they were transgender when seeing the ad)
Janet Graham 1 year ago
Cancel everything you want, itis a mostly free country. But don't go blaming it on anyone else.
#36
That's Right, Nicki
Alewa 1 year ago
Another example of confusing correlation with causation. The friend might have gotten the vaccine and then, unrelated to it, developed a testicular torsion or something like that. He friend was lucky though to find out his partner would not support him in case of sickness before the wedding.
Nimitz 1 year ago
I think it's more likely that it's just a bunch of made up s**t
Load More Replies... Jon Steensen 1 year ago
Ah the good old anecdotal evidence fallacy (and this is even to the second or third degree). What is the statistical significance of you single-data-point-study? The vaccine does not protect against swollen testicles, and as so many people are getting vaccinated, you are almost garantied to find someone with a testicular swell who had just gotten vaccinated. You can also find someone who's testicles was swollen right after he had a cup of coffee. So do you also stay clear of that hot brew from now on? ...and if it hadn't been a problem with a testicle, what other problems would you have blamed on the vaccine in your attempt at proving a correlation between the vaccine and bad? he got run over by a car, must have been the vacine. Biden got elected, must have been the vaccine...When it comes to figurering out cause and effect, you have to be really carefull, otherwise you can easily fool yourself into spotting relations that isn't there. Proper statistical analysis is the way around that
Khall Khall 1 year ago
She's so hot though. Like I know she's crazy and everything she says is nonsense. But...why she gotta be so pretty? It makes it hard to dislike her.
Origami Chik3n 1 year ago
Just a thought. The guy, who became impotent, did he consume dihydrogen monoxide any time before that development?
Janet Graham 1 year ago
Some people should not share their opinions like they know what they're talking about.
#37
“America Is Full”, But Not Too Full For Me
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
Point of fact, "illegal immigration" isn't really a thing. If you're here illegally, you get deported. Immigration is a whole different thing. People come here, they seek asylum and it's a long difficult process. One of the big lies out there is "open borders". No they are not open. They have NEVER been open. That's not how any of that works.
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Rayne OfSalt 1 year ago
Sorry about him, America. When we laughed at him and told him to go away, we thought he'd just retreat into his cave, not go infect the US.
General Anaesthesia 1 year ago
Most illegal immigration in the US is people not leaving the country when their tourist visa expires.
Linda Robinett 1 year ago
Too bad we couldn't trade him for an undocumented Mexican hard working, family man or woman who is not a bigot.
#38
Of Course It Is
Tom Brincefield 1 year ago
Apparently he always was. Lucy Lawless is less than admiring.
Load More Replies... Analyn Lahr 1 year ago
I still say Hercules would not like Kevin Sorbo. Hercules wouldn't like Trump either.
Ducki (She/Her) 明明 1 year ago
It’s not really murder if it’s not yet developed. And what if someone’s raped and not ready?
#39
Cereal-Themed This You?
Limey 1 year ago
I pity that they feel that’s an important enough piece of information that they have to tell the world about it
Load More Replies... Whitney McCrum-Morrison 1 year ago
What was she trying to accomplish by making this claim? It's just so weird.
Analyn Lahr 1 year ago
Hold on. She didn't have cereal with milk when she was a kid? What the hell did she eat for breakfast? Damn rich people.
XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 1 year ago
This b***h has had so much cereal with milk in her life it's not even funny. 🙄But this is the kind of garbage you are reduced to posting when you & your life are completely & utterly uninteresting
Load More Replies... Cerise Hood 1 year ago
The Kardashians are coddled to a point where none of them know how to chop a cucumber.
#40
So Holy
Bookish Oddity 1 year ago (edited)
where, anywhere, ever, does it say 'separation of church and state' in the constitution? ever? edit: spelling
Load More Replies... Analyn Lahr 1 year ago
His name sounds like he should be in the Mafia. Not much of a difference, I guess.
Khall Khall 1 year ago
"No crappy dry crackers for you!" -- maybe not the slight he hopes it is.
Greg Baughman 1 year ago
Sooooo... this priest is barring someone from communion because he doesn't agree with her politics? This is why I hate religion. What happened to that whole thing about "Lost sheep" and "Forgiveness"?
#41
The Turd Delivers Yet Again
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
Catturd is an infamous right wing troll. He's like a boss level troll. He's like Tom Green at his peak mixed with a dose of Jackass and a dash of meth. Catturd is truly one of the worst people on the internet. The only reason Catturd isn't Epstein level scum is because AFAIK he's never sexually assaulted anyone or participated in human trafficking. I'm not ruling that out, I just don't know if he's ever done it or not.
Betty Vanderhooven-SchmaaSchmaa 1 year ago
If he has, it's in the litter box.
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Tom Hutcherson 3 months ago
Catturd is the online identity of right-wing American Twitter shitposter and Internet troll Phillip Buchanan. The account is known for its scatological humor, as well as spreading conspiracy theories and disinformation. Source: Wikipedia
#42
Sexist Coder Has Relationship Woes:
Kevin the Manager 1 year ago
Twatbucket officially added to lexicon! Thank you!
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Pheebs 1 year ago
As a female coder, wtf is he talking about it being a brutal job? 24/7 my a*s - that’s for people without other hobbies. And I’m trying to figure out why he thinks women have to leave their jobs for their entire pregnancy..? Yeah, maternity leave can mean a long period away from work, but so does paternity leave. I’ve been coding for almost 20 years, and the only thing I’ve found brutal are turds like this guy who get in the way of women doing their jobs.
The Other Guest 1 year ago
His ignorance is astounding - Has he not heard of Ada Lovelace, the first computer programmer ever? Or NASA scientist Margaret Hamilton, who headed the team of coders that got the Apollo missions to the moon? Grace Hopper, who coded the Mark I (and coined the term "computer bug")? What a douchecanoe.
Sue Ellen Jensen 1 year ago
WHEN are men going to realize women are good at things other than making babies??? Some of us don't even want to have babies, and you can't make me!
Bewitched One 1 year ago
This makes me, a computer science/software dev student who is 7 months pregnant with an 11 and 9 year old, laugh very much lol
#43
Sir, Is This Your Yelp Review?
Alewa 1 year ago
The question is: why does seeing gay people inevitably lead to discussions about sexuality, whereas seeing straight people doesn't? And why do you not want to talk about sexuality with children?
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
EWWWWWW! I can't believe I just read that. Hella gross! WTAF!?!
tw 72 1 year ago (edited)
I know! It just pushed me over my daily limit of internet yuck stuff - and it's still morning!
Load More Replies... Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 1 year ago
I agree with this guy. It's so hard to talk to your kids about gay people. There just isn't a way to say it without making it grossly sexual. I mean, you COULD say, "Sometimes a man marries a woman, but sometimes he marries another man," No, no, that couldn't work. Not enough references to d***s.....
Isa's left eye 1 year ago (edited)
Why tf are so many people missing that this is sarcastic??
Load More Replies... Ginger Katka 1 year ago
But really, little kids generally don't go around asking why so-an-so has 2 mommies or 2 daddies; they just accept it. No explanation needed.
flower petals 1 year ago
Oftentimes these guys don’t want kids to think about sex because their own sexuality includes thoughts about children, and that comes a bit too close for comfort.. What if kids thinking about sex makes the kids notice that that adult guy really feels like a creep… Oops!
Sinister Murder 1 year ago
"Don't educate children on sexuality, because then I can't prey on them as easily." Just paraphrasing.
Tina Harnish 1 year ago
Explain to your children about animals who are gay. They exist. It's nature. It's natural. Get over yourself and your insecurities. And stop trying to foist them on others.
#44
Musk Is Not Having A Good Time
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
TBH who would want to kill Muskrat? Pretty presumptive. I hate his guts but I'm just enjoying his implosion. I truly love watching his empire collapse.
Nimitz 1 year ago
I mean, when the next revolution comes, I'd grab a seat on a grassy hill to watch Musk become 1 ft shorter
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Jk 1 year ago
To be fair, it's fine to admit to the world your own personal information, as it's your choice. When someone else gives your personal information out to the public though, especially without your consent, that's a very different story. It's kind of unfortunate people have become accustomed to giving up their personal information for free, to the profit of large companies like Google or Facebook/Meta.
User# 6 1 year ago
They didn't, though. All they did was post the location of his private plane, publicly available info.
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What Could Go Wrong?
Full of Giggles 1 year ago
The Trump supporters who falsely believe Biden is persecuting a political opponent seem to be completely oblivious to the fact that Trump was impeached for trying to bribe the Ukrainian president into opening a criminal investigation into his 2020 political opponent, Biden.
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
If Trump wins this year, we are going to see a complete restructuring of the DOJ and he will be using it as an apparatus to suppress dissent.
Load More Replies... Vicki Perizzolo 1 year ago
the amazing disconnect between all things MAGA and all things fact is truly astonishing.
#46
Swing And A Miss
Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 1 year ago
GOP always vote against anything the Democrats put up. They should propose all senators and congress people get a $20k pay rise...then watch the GOP implode at the thought of saying no.
megasmacky 1 year ago
No, don't do that. It would be a huge PR win for the GOP, looking out for average Americans, etc. You really didn't think this through.
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pfeils wife 1 year ago
Just like the Infrastructure Bill. They voted against it... but they love to tell their constituents "Look at me!" when they are finally fixing their bridges and roads BECAUSE OF the infrastructure bill. I love when Biden calls them out for it too 😂
Cydney Golden 1 year ago (edited)
They vote against anything helpful then take credit for its helpfulness. The stench of hypocrisy.
Linda Robinett 1 year ago
Republicans have been caught time after time, bragging about things that they voted against.
Janet Graham 1 year ago
I am sure that he has voted no on something, but this does not say what he voted against here.
#47
The Right's Hypocrisy On Full Display
Rayne OfSalt 1 year ago
Anyone who thinks Biden is left-wing, let alone extreme left, is an absolute looney tune who should be institutionalised and studied by top men.
Linda Robinett 1 year ago
Biden? Ask a Canadian. I had a Canadian tell me he was a conservative. Upon a decent conversation, I told him he was left of Bill Clinton (who was President at the time) Biden? Left wing?
laura lee 1 year ago
Clinton and Biden are both centrist democrats, he isn't left of Bill is just the gop is so far right now that anything center right seems far left
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Gameplay Director At Blizzard
Holly Marley 1 year ago
Isn't that second post from 2011, or am I reading it wrong? I'm betting a lot has changed in his life for such a change in perspective.
onyx 1 year ago
True, but what he said is still dumb. It’s not video games that’s making people in the US violent, it’s always been that way and it’s so incredibly sh!tty. I’m sure his perspective has changed, just not in the right way.
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Rocket Surgeon 1 year ago
Maybe he actually did what he said he was going to do and realized how bad an idea it was.
#49
This You?
The Other Guest 1 year ago
It's amazing how many hot women turn into ugly dogs the minute they say "no" to the guy hitting on them. Rolling my eyes here.
Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 1 year ago
I wish I was funny and had huge tits. Wait, I am! They're man boobs because I eat too much pizza, but they are huge.
Anna Chandler 1 year ago
Aw, Raider is salty she didn't reply to his dm's. Poor butthurt little boy... 😂
#50
At Least This Time, She Didn’t Ask If You Know Who Her Father Was
Upstaged75 1 year ago
That's what happens when you hang out in redneck bars Meghan. Or down by the docks. The rest of us around the beltway are classier than you could ever comprehend with your pea sized brain.
Khall Khall 1 year ago
I hate how so many liberals were on her side when she went after trump. Like...no the enemy of my enemy is not my friend. They can be proper stale bagels still.
Load More Replies... Tabitha 1 year ago (edited)
Ask her where she buys hers, then shop for yours there.
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Sue 1 year ago
Not her hair lol Look how thin on top - it doesn't get thicker as it gets longer!
Load More Replies... Linda Robinett 1 year ago
Kayak. In my Northern California county but I would not go near the Potomac on a kayak.
Gozer LeGozerian 1 year ago
Wondering how a guy like John McCain could spawn someone like that
#51
Awkward
#52
People Should Take Responsibilities For Their Actions. Not Me Though
#53
Guy Pinned His Racism
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
MAGA hates Latinos and that makes them a hate group in my eyes.
#54
Charlie Is Very Selective About Free Speech
James016 1 year ago
Either it is or nothing is protected by the first amendment. You can have a free speech for me and not for thee situation
Freya the Wanderer 1 year ago
Free speech does not mean freedom from consequences.
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She's Such A Boebert
Upstaged75 1 year ago
Someone needs to lock her in a cave for the next 40 years. Preferably one with only enough oxygen for a week or so.
Justin Smith 1 year ago
The year when the declaration of independence was signed. She was trying to compair January 6th to the Revolutionary war.
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#57
This You, Sarah?
Hydro Keychain 1 year ago
They are STILL the good guys. F what the fascists say.
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#58
This You Marxist Rubio?
Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 1 year ago
GOP are full of rules for others but not for themselves. You couldn't get anymore blatant hypocrisy.
#59
Wow So Does This Mean Sorbo Is Unaware Of His Surroundings?
Rayne OfSalt 1 year ago
He was recently begging people to buy his personalised greetings for mother's day. Guess those straight-to-the-bin christian movies he's been making aren't bringing in the big bucks.
flower petals 1 year ago
This guy doesn’t even have the brain cells to understand what communism is, or that it’s never existed in America in any way and certainly doesn’t now. Absolutely idiot.
#60
Obligatory Greene Hypocrisy
flower petals 1 year ago
Yup. I wrote about it earlier on this page, check it out if you want.
Load More Replies... General Anaesthesia 1 year ago
Matt Gaetz even looks like one, so hugging Majorly Tacky Greene, with its IQ below puberty, is not out of character.
Alewa 1 year ago
It seems like every gender will be assigned the "typical pedophile" role at some point. It used to be men. Then homosexual men. Now it's trans women. Who wants to be next?
Bartlet for World Domination 1 year ago
Let me check my downvotes. Apparently it's me.
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Jeremy Clarkson, A Man Who Has Made A Whole Career Out Of Being As Offensive As Possible About Pretty Much Anything, Is Sad That People Are Making Jokes About His Queen
DC 1 year ago
He's an idiot anyway. If you need a reason besides politics, he's an ignorant POS in regard to precious hightech history - take the Maserati Biturbo ... the first gasoline engine meant to exclusively be built in turbocharged versions, therefore having a unique cylinder head design that, although not on today's level, shows that somebody who had this brilliant concept in mind was given the order to "just build it!" - and did so. If you're into that, check out how all the details add up n the SOHC 3-valve head. However, that won't stop this ignorant dumbass from dropping a container full of debris on one. Ignorant towards such, I don't believe he has any right or ability to truly enjoy well-executed technology, but just the ability to oppose anything that wasn't known before his childhood.
#62
Knew Better. Did It Anyway
#64
What Happened To Him In The 2 Months In Between
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Multa Nocte 1 year ago
This was actually depressing and I feel a little soiled after reading these, as funny and ironic as they were.
Salty_Sasquatch 1 year ago
I had to quit reading after # 7. Too depressing and enraging.
Load More Replies... censorshipsucks 1 year ago
in short, conservatives are hypocrites? that's my takeout from here...?
Dan St John 1 year ago
The MAGA virus mentality seems to be a one way street. Do as we say, not as we do. Oh yeah, don't believe your lying ears or eyes either.
Happy to be a wallflower 1 year ago
American politics in a nutshell, the average citizens aren't that bad
Load More Replies... NoPronPanda 1 year ago
Way way WAY too much american politics in these twitter screenshots. There are better comebacks out there!
Quwiyint 1 year ago
Yea this is basically just a USA politics bashing post, thinly veiled as an epic comebacks article.
Load More Replies... Freya the Wanderer 1 year ago
The nincompoops who post this don't seem to realize their tweets and such could ultimately bit them in their fat a$ses. Be careful what you tweet, y'all!
Maryann Summers 1 year ago
Did you fact check, because some of these have been debunked. Shapiro did not have loans forgiven for one.
PeachPossum 1 year ago
Wondered where they were finding that information. Besides, he wouldn't have signed a legal document as "Ben" Shapiro, but Benjamin Shapiro.
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Cory Kent 1 year ago
You can find stuff on both sides of the aisle. Everybody needs to work to build a nation of peace and cooperation. But everybody just wants to fight. If you put out hate towards someone for their views, then that's just the same as those you're attacking.
PeachPossum 1 year ago
Thank you. For peace and cooperation to happen, people need to set aside their differences and meet in the middle.
Load More Replies... Multa Nocte 1 year ago
This was actually depressing and I feel a little soiled after reading these, as funny and ironic as they were.
Salty_Sasquatch 1 year ago
I had to quit reading after # 7. Too depressing and enraging.
Load More Replies... censorshipsucks 1 year ago
in short, conservatives are hypocrites? that's my takeout from here...?
Dan St John 1 year ago
The MAGA virus mentality seems to be a one way street. Do as we say, not as we do. Oh yeah, don't believe your lying ears or eyes either.
Happy to be a wallflower 1 year ago
American politics in a nutshell, the average citizens aren't that bad
Load More Replies... NoPronPanda 1 year ago
Way way WAY too much american politics in these twitter screenshots. There are better comebacks out there!
Quwiyint 1 year ago
Yea this is basically just a USA politics bashing post, thinly veiled as an epic comebacks article.
Load More Replies... Freya the Wanderer 1 year ago
The nincompoops who post this don't seem to realize their tweets and such could ultimately bit them in their fat a$ses. Be careful what you tweet, y'all!
Maryann Summers 1 year ago
Did you fact check, because some of these have been debunked. Shapiro did not have loans forgiven for one.
PeachPossum 1 year ago
Wondered where they were finding that information. Besides, he wouldn't have signed a legal document as "Ben" Shapiro, but Benjamin Shapiro.
Load More Replies... Cory Kent 1 year ago
You can find stuff on both sides of the aisle. Everybody needs to work to build a nation of peace and cooperation. But everybody just wants to fight. If you put out hate towards someone for their views, then that's just the same as those you're attacking.
PeachPossum 1 year ago
Thank you. For peace and cooperation to happen, people need to set aside their differences and meet in the middle.
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