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Tensions are flaring up as the fight against the Covid-19 pandemic continues. And it seems like pretty much everyone is at each other’s throats.

We’ve got people who are willing to get vaccinated against Covid-19 debating the hesitant who believe that they’re being forced to get the jab and that this infringes on their liberties and privacy. Among the latter are some fringe conspiracy theorists and anti-vaxxers who believe that the shots supposedly contain graphene oxide, microchips, cause infertility, or are a way for the Illuminati to increase their control over all of us.

However, the internet’s full of people who see it as their duty to fight fake news and to call out those wearing tinfoil hats. They do this by verbally destroying anti-vaxxers in the comments on social media, and Bored Panda's collected the proof to share with all of you. Check out the most powerful roasts below and let us know which ones you thought were worth calling the fire department over by giving the pics an upvote and writing up a comment.

Dr. Andrew Carroll, from Arizona, went into detail with Bored Panda about why some people are afraid of the vaccines, why the benefits outweigh the risks, and what we can expect to see in the near future, as we're slowly moving out of summer and into autumn. He told me that the vaccines are doing their job very well and helping protect people from hospitalization, even as new variants of the virus emerge. However, defeating the pandemic will require everyone to be on the same page. "If we're ever going to get out of this pandemic (and further variants) we are all going to have to pull together as one unified world, break down vaccine disparities, and use universal precautions."

According to Dr. Carroll, it's the fear of the unknown that drives vaccine skepticism. "We did introduce a brand new vaccine type, the mRNA vaccine. The great thing about it is that we were able to create a vaccine in such a short period of time. It used to take years to develop. This technology was created for the primary purpose of being able to respond extremely rapidly to a fast-moving, debilitating, and deadly virus such as this. But it's because it's new, people are afraid," he said. Read on for Bored Panda's full interview with Dr. Carroll.

Ready to stroll into the land of conspiracies and anti-science? Don’t forget your garlic and silver bullets. In the mood for some other great anti-vaxxer comebacks? We've got you covered. Check out Bored Panda's previous two articles right here and here once you're done with this list.

#1

Can't Find Scholarly Evidence To Back Up Anti Vax, But That's No Deterrence

Can't Find Scholarly Evidence To Back Up Anti Vax, But That's No Deterrence

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"No no no, I already HAVE my point, I just need evidence that backs it up! What, are you stupid?"

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    Part Of The Control Group

    Part Of The Control Group

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    Grumble O'Pug
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They flunked science so hard they don’t understand what you are talking about.

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    #3

    This Anti Vaxxer Trying To Stop Her Son From Getting Vaccinations Himself

    This Anti Vaxxer Trying To Stop Her Son From Getting Vaccinations Himself

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll both need to get it. The only way to prevent the vaccine from destroying the life of your teen is if the parental DNA has also been exposed. Then that'll neutralize the effects for both of you. (Rationalizing with the irrational...)

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    Dr. Carroll explained that those hesitant to get jabbed have heard stories about reactions to the 2nd shot or about "the occasional rare severe reaction." That explains why some people are suspicious and more careful.

    "Reactions do occur, but the severe reactions are exceedingly rare, and with such a deadly and serious virus, the benefit of the vaccine far outweigh the risk of it. We are already seeing that the vaccinated in the US who are exposed and contract the Delta variant are far less likely to require hospitalization. That is exactly what vaccines are meant to do. It's doing its job, and it's doing it well," the doctor told Bored Panda that there are more upsides than downsides to getting vaccinated.

    #4

    Anti-Vaxxers Wanting To Boycott Restaurants They Are Banned From

    Anti-Vaxxers Wanting To Boycott Restaurants They Are Banned From

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    #5

    Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is

    Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is

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    According to Dr. Carroll, some groups use (and actively spread) the misinformation and conspiracy theories to consolidate their power and for financial gain. "I believe there's a great deal of misinformation out there, perpetuated by echo chambers, or interest groups, on social media. If you associate with the people who confirm your beliefs, then you're more likely to not be willing to take in new information that might change your mind," he said.

    "There are groups, primarily political groups, which take advantage of this and continue to echo their message. This is in order to maintain power. It is not in the interest of improving their health or getting rid of the pandemic. It is in the hopes of maintaining their vote. The anti-vaxxers have found their strength amongst the skeptical, and rather than accept that science has a better way, they continue to push their antiscience/antivaccine message in hopes that you will continue to listen to them, attend their conferences, by their books, watch their shows, and purchase their alternative medicine."

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    #7

    I Think You Will Survive The Vaccine

    I Think You Will Survive The Vaccine

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    Rant

    Rant

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    Caro Caro
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll just copy paste this: is a hypothetical cognitive bias stating that people with low ability at a task overestimate their ability.

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    The doctor also commented on the current situation regarding the pandemic in his local area. "Of course, school is in session (the school district around me has been in session for 2 weeks now), and we're seeing a rapid spread of the virus amongst school children. Arizona has the second-highest rate of deaths among children 17 and under, and yet we are the 14th most populous state. Only Texas has had more deaths," he shared the bad news.

    "This is very concerning and reflects the disparities in healthcare, as well as the problems with not requiring schoolchildren to mask up while in school. We also would like to see more uptake of the vaccine in the 12 years and older group."

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    #10

    Anti-Vax Plague

    Anti-Vax Plague

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    Yoinks!
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yeah, but they were probably old, or fat, and therefore don't count!" -- creep

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    #11

    Anti Vax Mom Wants To Make An Underground Dating Site For Her Unvaccinated Kids

    Anti Vax Mom Wants To Make An Underground Dating Site For Her Unvaccinated Kids

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    French President Emmanuel Macron has pushed through the vaccine passport to help stem the spread of Covid. The health passport has finally been implemented in France despite the country having just finished up its fourth weekend of protests against the idea. Vaccine skeptics believe that it’s infringing on their freedom, though the constitutional council upheld the legality of most of the new measures proposed by the French government.

    Across the Atlantic, in the US, rightwing TV and radio host Dick Farrel died after getting coronavirus. The Guardian reports that Farrel was a big critic of Dr. Anthony Fauci (whom he called a “power-tripping lying freak”) and urged his listeners not to get vaccinated against Covid-19.

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    #14

    Got Em

    Got Em

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    STress
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, speaking about the risks and other perks, google dihydrogen-monoxide. Scary, ain't it? Just stop using it! Also, places such as Finland and Bielefeld are big, fat lie... and, of course, the Earth is flat!

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    As much as we like to think that we’re all unique and that we’re facing unique problems, this isn’t really the case. History might not repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme a lot. Conspiracy theories have been around forever and Covid/mask/anti-vax ones are just the latest batch. However, currently, things are getting worse with the proliferation of various conspiracy theories.

    Lee McIntyre, from Boston University, told Bored Panda during an earlier interview that conspiracy theories have been around since the time of Nero in the Roman Empire. “They pop up in times of turmoil or mass unrest when people try to make sense of the world, but can’t,” he said.

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    #17

    Anti-Vaxxers Are Truly The Peak Of Human Intelligence

    Anti-Vaxxers Are Truly The Peak Of Human Intelligence

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    NsG
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bubonic plague has NOT GONE AWAY. True, it only affects about 650 people each year, with a 10% mortality rate, but its something we still have in the world and there is no vaccine. You know what we DO have a vaccine for, AND has gone away? Smallpox. I wonder if there's a correlation...

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    “They [conspiracy theories] have all grown in popularity because beliefs (even fringe beliefs) are reinforced by peer approval, and that is now readily available on the internet. Virtually all of the flat earthers I met were converted based on Youtube videos. Some then went to the conferences. After that, they were ‘down the rabbit hole,’” Lee explained that the internet and echo chambers help reinforce conspiracies like the Flat Earth theory and others.

    “It’s important to remember that these pathologies of human reasoning exist not just to defend themselves but to proselytize new members. They are virulent. They are infectious. I wish Flat Earth were the worst of them, but it isn’t. It’s the scourge of our age. And it will only continue to get worse,” the expert warned Bored Panda.

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    #19

    Anti-Vaxxer Logic

    Anti-Vaxxer Logic

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason, some people don't understand the difference between something being effective and it being 100% effective. They seem to think that if there is even one case where something slipped through, it's the same as though the measure were 0% effective.

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    The Ol' Switcheroo

    The Ol' Switcheroo

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    SlartyBlartFast
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please state your research where you can prove these are indeed toxic chemicals. I will wait.. but not too long

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    #21

    Doctor Of Reading?

    Doctor Of Reading?

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    Yoinks!
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (says something stupid) (everyone points and laugh at the stupidity) "LOOK HOW I TRIGGERED THE LEFT, I WIN I WIN"

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    #22

    Anti-Vaxxer Thinks Vaccines Are Dangerous Drugs

    Anti-Vaxxer Thinks Vaccines Are Dangerous Drugs

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, yes. But the drugs pushed were OxyContin and Vicodin that kicked off a massive opiod epidemic. Maybe, just maybe, we shouldn't let pharmaceutical companies advertise directly to consumers and give doctors kickbacks when more prescribe their treatment. Maybe we should run medicine more like we're running vaccines and give people the meds they actually need, accurately and for free.

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    Anti Vaxxer

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    Lily Lu
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually mRNA, not DNA. Just saying. It's the photocopy, not the original document.

    Katchen
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not human DNA. It’s mRNA encoding viral proteins. We couldn’t develop antibodies against a viral spike protein if the vaccine didn’t encode viral protein.

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    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no I'm disappointed! I thought they will change our DNA to something better!!!

    Jon Steensen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...And guess what? You get a s**t load of COW DNA! right into your body each time you eat a steak.

    Katchen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, there is not human DNA in most vaccines, because most vaccines are against pathogens, not against human proteins or cells. Cancer vaccines do help the body recognize human epitopes, but I doubt this poster was going for that.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From HopkinsMedicine.org: “ MYTH: The COVID-19 vaccine enters your cells and changes your DNA. FACT: The COVID-19 vaccines are designed to help your body’s immune system fight the coronavirus. The messenger RNA from two of the first types of COVID-19 vaccines does enter cells, but not the nucleus of the cells where DNA resides. The mRNA does its job to cause the cell to make protein to stimulate the immune system, and then it quickly breaks down — without affecting your DNA.” (Link: https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/coronavirus/covid-19-vaccines-myth-versus-fact )

    Leo Domitrix
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, not DNA. It's mRNA, which is derived... OK, y'know what? This guy needs to know there's human DNA shared with fruit flies.

    Miss Frankfurter
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And pigs. Years ago they used to use pig valves for mitral valve replacement. Interesting they didn't need to take antirejection drugs. They were just fine with a pig valve in their heart!

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    Amy Pattie
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI that “human DNA” is replicated from samples 50 ago, it’s not like they’re actively unaliving people to make the vaccine.

    Strawberry Person
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just gonna put that out there- I think that he doesn’t know what it is

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    Chaos&Roses
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And chicken. The live virus is grown in chicken eggs!

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    #24

    4 Billion Dollars Paid Out For Vaccine Injuries?

    4 Billion Dollars Paid Out For Vaccine Injuries?

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 people and $4 billion are completely different metrics for things with drastically different purposes and usage rates. It would be like if I said 3 babies were born and pet costumes are now a half billion dollar industry. I don't know what you're trying to say; your message does not compute.

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    There's No Vaccination For That

    There's No Vaccination For That

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can think of lots of deadly diseases with incubation periods longer than 8 months.

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    #28

    On A Post Asking If Anti Vaxxers Would Want To Get The Covid-19 Vaccine If It Gets Released Officially

    On A Post Asking If Anti Vaxxers Would Want To Get The Covid-19 Vaccine If It Gets Released Officially

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4.46 billion doses of vaccine have been given so far, but sure. Don't be a lab rat. *eyeroll*

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    #30

    Anyone Else Know Anti-Vaxxer Women Who Are Pro-Botox

    Anyone Else Know Anti-Vaxxer Women Who Are Pro-Botox

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    Hugh Willie Mungous
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And worry about being chipped . . . . . whilst carrying around their mobile facebook devices that record their movements, interests, contacts and peccadilloes in greater detail than a crack team of KGB agents could achieve.

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    If You Didn’t Get Your Facts From Facebook, You Obviously Don’t Know What You’re Talking About!!

    If You Didn’t Get Your Facts From Facebook, You Obviously Don’t Know What You’re Talking About!!

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    Caro Caro
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just wondering .. where does the fear come from? No, seriously, where?

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    #32

    Secret Anti Vaxxer Gets Educated

    Secret Anti Vaxxer Gets Educated

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    An Anti-Vaxxer Was Found Dead In The Wild!

    An Anti-Vaxxer Was Found Dead In The Wild!

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conspiracy theories are never based on facts or reality. Unless, of course, you're talking about Epstein who didn't commit suicide. /S

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    Anti-Vax Logic

    Anti-Vax Logic

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    Hamster
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering everything Jenna's had in her body, how could she be afraid of a little prick?

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    #35

    Woman Roasts Anti-Vaxxer, Something We All Love To See

    Woman Roasts Anti-Vaxxer, Something We All Love To See

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    Anti-Vaxxer Gets Murdered

    Anti-Vaxxer Gets Murdered

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    It’s Part Of The Agenda

    It’s Part Of The Agenda

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    #38

    "God's Vaccine"?? I Can't Anymore Y'all...

    "God's Vaccine"?? I Can't Anymore Y'all...

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    STress
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I don't think faith works this way... Maybe you'd ask pastor Mack Randall Wolford... oh, wait! He's also dead because of the faith too strong...

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    #39

    I Really Need To Get Off Facebook

    I Really Need To Get Off Facebook

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    The Til Was On One Of The Last Users Of An Iron Lung

    The Til Was On One Of The Last Users Of An Iron Lung

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paul Alexander is 75 years old, still alive, and has spent nearly his whole life in an iron lung. If there was ever a case for vaccines... (Paul is very much in support of vaccines. They weren't available when he caught polio.) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Alexander_(lawyer)

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    #41

    Poor Little Emma Should Have Just Gone To The Gym And Ate Her Veggies /S

    Poor Little Emma Should Have Just Gone To The Gym And Ate Her Veggies /S

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    Hugh Willie Mungous
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who thinks that measles is a trivial illness obviously hasn't ever lost a family member to it.

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    #42

    What Is This?

    What Is This?

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, that sacred COVID dirt. /s *facepalm* Basically, the OP is wanting their child to build up a tolerance for diseases. You know what else helps bodies build up tolerances? Vaccines.

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    Repost Cuz I Didnt Remove Dickheads Name On Post. Dude Doesnt Belive In Covid Or Vaccine Says Mask Are Useless

    Repost Cuz I Didnt Remove Dickheads Name On Post. Dude Doesnt Belive In Covid Or Vaccine Says Mask Are Useless

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    My Uncle Don’t Play With Anti Vaxxers

    My Uncle Don’t Play With Anti Vaxxers

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    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omfg I have crap lungs and clotty blood and I got my jab, ffs. My flu jab had way more side effects (very mild side effects of aches, tired), compared to covid jab (No side effects). People here (nz) are waiting patiently to be vaccinated in groups, appointments booked to the hilt, there are naysayers sure but they are the few and the quiet. And they won't have the documents to prove vaccinated, which might be needed for other countries and the govt might require use of it here should covid get in the border again

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