YES I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THIS

I hate this so much! It's so rude. No one cares about your conversation or your life. It's also rude to be on your phone while going through checkout at a store. Hangup and be courteous to the people waiting on you. If you can't do that stay home and browse Amazon ffs.

What gets me is the ones who signal... after they're already half way into the new lane... like what's the point, we already know you're changing lanes...

It always happens when people try to complicate a recipe...leave it simple, just the basics. Once it's done right it'll taste amazing.

This annoys me to no end. Walking through the car park and there are carts everywhere. The collection point isn't that far away people...geez.

Also, was $9.99....now $9.99...what a great deal. This wasn't usually the custom here but I've begun to see some stores doing it and it is very annoying.

Substitute "person" for "kids." There are more kids I'd rather hang around than grown-ups. I think a-holes are just a-holes.

One that annoys me..."Fewer" and "number of" are used with things that can be counted. "Less" and "amount of" are used with things that can be measured. Fewer calories and less fat. Number of people, but amount of water.

What is miracle whip?

Unless you have cats

I never thought about it this way but he's not wrong. Now I can't get the image of some guy in a yankees outfit going "I CAST BASEBALL WITH MY POWERFUL BAT OF BASEBALLING!!!" out of my head.

Other common redundancies: ATM machine, shrimp scampi, pita bread, chai tea...

I saw a Tiktok yesterday that said a car company either already has started or is thinking about charging you a subscription fee to use features in your car, like heated seats... John Deere has something like this, a farmer buys a super expensive tractor but is not allowed to fix it themselves, it has to be taken to a licensed John Deere mechanic.

I thought most people thought this..? You know just on a practicality factor of not getting mold, you can wash bath mats but you can't just rip up the whole carpet and put it in the washing machine!

Yes. Seen way too many “Reighleigh”s in my life

Spelling your child's name weird doesn't make them unique. Take it from me, a weirdly spelled name just gives them extra work to do when getting clerical stuff done for themselves for their entire life. If you want your kid to be unique then foster that uniqueness in their personality as they grow up, don't try to take a shortcut to making your child special.

And don't name your child something that will get them beat up at school.

Gotta love the Neveah's. It's supposed to be "heaven spelled backward," but I've seen girls whose names are heaven spelled incorrectly backwards.

No child should be named after: A food. A dance. A musical instrument. Any prominent Nazi. Anything used during sex. A fondly remembered tattoo. Insurance companies. Gambling terminology.

Saw an article last week - parents liked the name Bowie, but "it was too common" so they changed the spelling to Beauxie.

Fad names suck. And what's with these goofy-a$$ names with 2-3 apostrophes in it? That poor kid won't ever learn their name.

I agree with this one, AND I'll add - don't add accents to letters and then insist it makes the letter say something different to what the accent sounds like! Think of the word "café" - we know the accent means you pronounce the final letter something like "ey". I knew a woman who added an "é" to her name - but then insisted it meant you pronounced it "eeeeee". WTF?!

Also, adjectives and adverbs are not names.

When my sis was born, the nurse wrote out the birth certificate for my mom. The spelling of her name is horrendous and she's lived with it for 40 yrs. I know...she could change it. Not sure why she hasn't.

But we wanted #!$%&*9OOOO's name (pronounced Kylee) to be special!

I want the name to be UnIqUe!!!111

Yes, but some parents just love to be different. Nicole, Nichol, Nichole, etc.

Jackquelynne

The twins (true) called Lemonjello and Orangejello but pronounced le-mon-gee-lo and o-ron-gee-lo. Not kidding. Worst I ever heard was Sha-theed but spelled Sh*thead. NOT KIDDING either!

Elon's kids is the worst you can get for a name.

Same goes for pronunciation of the name, particularly one which is from another language/country.

Some spellings aren't English, and that needs to be respected as well. While my own name is English, it has a 'y' instead of an 'e' (Ambyr) and I love it. Sorry not sorry, but we shouldn't need to make our names "easy" to spell just for others' comfort.

A thousand upvotes. The macaroon is awful. The macaron is, when done well, sublime. And I'd hardly rate it as a "sandwich cookie" like it's an Oreo. It's gorgeous and amazing and is not just a lot of coconut held together by sugar.

There are about 100 films I feel the same way about. Please don't turn the Godfather into a musical on ABC. Or remake Apocalypse Now with Timothee Chalamet and Finn Wolfhard. No no no.

I'm generally asocial, but large groups of people make me antisocial.

I used to say "Advocado" instead of "Avocado". Mine could win a lawsuit after all...

True. Not just for bottled water. Tap water in different cities tastes, completely different. I can't stand to drink the tap water in the city I am, currently, living.

Yep, store bought stuff is coated in crappy anti-caking agents to stop the pieces sticking together in the bag. Nasty.

Yeah, if you have knobs and buttons then you can get to the one you want by feel without ever taking your eyes off the road...

I feel this about the song from the sound of music "these are a few of my favorite things". It's not a Christmas song! Why do they play it every Christmas?!

Does anyone else get a weird anxiety when they have to do voice commands? Like...a sort of embarrassment?

If it bites you and you die, it was venomous. If you bite it and you die, it was poisonous.

Mind-blown. Good one!

Totally agree. Loiter outside the venue (especially restaurants), trying to entice me in and I WILL cross the road to avoid you and take my business elsewhere. It's weird, annoying and sometimes creepy.