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When you think about it, the internet is a democracy. Whether you're the President, an award-winning scientist, or just a spiteful troll, you can create a Twitter account and go from one thread to another, explaining to other users why they're stupid. However, if you're actually doing it, that's precisely what you need to keep in mind. It's just a matter of time before you run into someone who can call out your BS. And when that happens, you're going to end up on the subreddit r/DontYouKnowWhoIam. Like the name suggests, this online community is dedicated to those spicy moments when people were oblivious to who they were talking to, and has collected quite a lot of them since its inception in 2015. Here are some of the best ones.

Even though there's a line between self- and over-confidence, trusting in your judgment can help you become successful in life.

Both verbal and nonverbal communication can be extremely effective at garnering positive attention and influence in groups. According to one hypothesis (the presumption of calibration hypothesis), people generally assume others have the self-knowledge to know how confident they should be, and we also assume they will truthfully communicate this confidence to us (the so-called truth bias), unless extenuating circumstances suggest otherwise.

So whenever we see confidence, we tend to find it compelling, and we expect it to be justified.

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Learn To Speak English

Learn To Speak English

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TheReader19
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please don't insult c***s; they have many, many uses compared to that c**t

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Lucifer
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Might I take a "wild guess" & assume that Mr. Sam Parker is a Republican?

Dodo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This gets funnier. Navneet Alang was born in London.

Calypso poet
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha! My husband doesn't care for my favorite British comedies because he can't understand them. Not the humor, their accents! They are speaking English FFS and he is not the first person who I found has this problem.

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you want to be a racist without saying that you're a racist and get handed your @ss to you.

butthurtAmerican
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually this same thing happened to me and I'm white and have a PhD in a humanities subject.

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Andy Acceber
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please tell me Sam Parker lost his election? What an arrogant, demeaning, xenophobic pos.

Paul Davis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sadly, there are lots of people who excitedly vote for people like this because they are also all of that. And don't realize that people like that don't care about ANY other people including their own supporters, and will screw them over non-stop. They're just completely blind to all of that.

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Susie Elle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow that tone from Parker is so condescending it actually hurts

Candia Lee
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Why is it a put down to call a guy this female body part?

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Stephanie Barr
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know several immigrants with better English than I have and I write novels.

Enby.Minecraft.Bee.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad has lived in America longer since i've been alive and he only knows around five words in english. Everyone who meets him loves him immediately. And they know more Spanish by the time they walk out. :)

Enby.Minecraft.Bee.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What language you know or the what country you live in has no effect (Or shouldn't) Have any effects on how people treat you

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Barbara Tamedl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone else notice that it's usually the Americans with the worst grasp on their own language that condescend to others about "talking there words right"?

Lois L. LaBounty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The United States has NO official language. There were too many already established cities and colonies that spoke different languages. When we become a Country of our own. Those who say “Your in the U. S. speak English “ are just showing their own ignorance.

idrow1
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell me you're a republican without actually telling me.

Dannie Butler
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember before you make fun of someone’s foreign accent… they speak TWO languages or more, and they have the good manners to address you in your own language.

Forever Changed
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What was the Initial thing Navneet Alang said that made Sam Parker make that comment. That's what I want to know. This embarrassing moment is missing context. Nobody just says "Maybe it's just a language barrier" without some kind of conversation beforehand. It's actually possible what he said was sincere and wasn't intended to be condescending or racist. Anyone can take a half conversation and make it sound something it's not. Oh and before anyone attacks me, I'm not white. I'm just interested in facts. Not skewed forms of truth.

Chanya Roye
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So many people born in America have terrible language and grammar skills. That senator should always vote for more funding for schools of he was truly concerned about these things. But obvously he is a self aggrandizing jerk who puts others down to try to feel better about himself.

Brenda Brown Kovacs
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well what did the guy say that made him think that? We're not seeing the whole story. Obviously.

John Schmitt
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mr. Alang having earned a PhD, has little to do with English language skills. Though Mr. Parker's comment doesn't appear very thoughtful.

William Tinsley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't believe there's enough hatred in this world for people like this d-bag to get elected. Actually I can TOTALLY believe it, which makes it feel even worse

Klaatu Verrata (Cough)
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. Just wow....the American white male privilege is absolutely blinding here. Racist twat got off easy, IMO.

Jb Dean
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Samuel Parker was a 2018 Republican candidate who sought election to the U.S. Senate from Utah. Parker was eliminated at the party convention on April 21, 2018.” https://ballotpedia.org/Samuel_Parker This says it all. 😉

Maureen Condon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Navneet Alana is a journalist so he must have enjoyed this ridiculous conversation.

Donald Holder
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell Parker next time he address you it's as Dr. Alang, PhD thank you very much!

Jan the doris
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What with "off of"? Don't suppose it featured in your Eng Lit course....

Wild Horse Way
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree 100%. I'm sick to death with trying to communicate with these half wits who come here to get a free ride. They still speak their ugly language to their 8 year old BOY who has a bun with a doily over it on his head and that brat holds the entire class back because he can't speak properly. It's unfair to the other children not to mention being exposed to their constant mauling little girls and bawl handling and their foul smell. We have homeless here who have worked all their lives until they become disabled then homeless yet who gets free housing? THESE COMPLAINING SCUM WHO NOTHING IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR.

John Curran
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sam Parker lost in the 2018 Utah primary election for a US Senate seat. I wonder why?

larry
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The annual MLA conference has collapsed. Not simply because of Covid but because it had anchored itself in race politics and minted its own in-house language (phallologocentric anyone) created to express resentment and a pseudo-intellectual specialty terminology available only to initiates. As I recall you receive your doctorate in philosophy and not English. Mayhaps things have changed or some schools do grant an English doctorate.

Dave Philip
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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Analee Frolic
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do wonder what Party Mr. Parker belongs to. I wonder if his state might be one of America's de facto theocracies. No. I don't. Neither do you.

paco diablo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He was polite at least, you may have a PhD in English lit but don’t read English very well since you asked him to recommend a language he already said “English”. So perhaps a simple GFY would have sufficed which would have shown an excellent command of the language

Seth
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm baffled by the number of commenters who don't think it's racist to assume that someone doesn't speak English (and as a result talk down at them) because of a foreign-sounding name.

BigCityLady
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No doubt a Repugnant…. Alas, he is! http://samparkersenate.com/

Lyla stuart alban
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

love how he made a grammer mistake in his message, i recommend some engliah courses? really?

Shawn Heng
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well i think you should learn about manners and dont judge ppl just by skin colour

MysticMerman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, that's called sexism. It's in every industry and culture.

Whitney Raye Dunn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Build off of? Not that that's an incorrectly construct of an English scentence, but for someone with such an extensive and pristine knowledge of the language, that was articulated terribly. You may have passed written tests because of your memorization talents, but you still sound like an undereducated common drive through manager.

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Ann M Clinkscales
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

GO navalang! Thank you for reminding us Americans what a#,',?#!*e's we can be to the rest of the world! Especially those white older men who have no clue how to be a real human being!!

Liz-ard
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Parker tried to get ascendancy with racist sarcasm. That’s ugly even for a senator.

David Lock
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sam, when you are communicating with someone, possibly an immigrant, and treat them condescendingly mentioning their lack of language skills consider you are actually the last person to discuss languages with them. They do not only have enough English to be contributing productive taxpayers they can also speak fluently in one or more additional languages. You sir I would bet on a stack of paychecks barely speaks one language, English.

Amy Doyle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love his comeback but seriously even if he couldn't speak English very well at least he's trying, and I bet when he goes on holiday to say France he doesn't bother learning French.

nala simba
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too many "mights" Ph.D? Very funny. Even I know not to repeat words. Get a Thesaurus!

Wild Horse Way
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you speak such GREAT English, no one would say that to you. I cannot understand the new CIBC BANK MANAGER. His problem, not mine. He can't understand basic English and any talking to him is a waste of time as he LIES AND FAKES UNDERSTANDING WHEN HE CLEARLY DOES NOT! HATE THIS WASTING OF MY TIME.

Zanshin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do people that dumb and full of themselves get elected to the Senate? Do you see the problem?

ℙ𝕦𝕣𝕣_𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕕
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's one thing to disagree with others here in the comments section, but when you start calling other people names, you end up being no better than the guy from the post.

Michael Hill
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I spoke to a police officer in Hyderabad, India and he said I sound like I learned English from poor Hollywood films. Where do I come from? I told him. London, England.

Kim Lorton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, and while he’s at it, he can put the rest of himself up his own butt!

Mari Joy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this one! Something similar happened with me, but with a different language (Spanish). I help prospective Spanish learners on the web with Spanish here and there as a fun hobby in preparation for my MA this fall. On a social media post, someone wanted further context on a reggaeton song. I happen to be from the Caribbean, and those registries of Spanish are the ones I intend to specialize. I was explaining (in the most basic way possible) the context behind the word usage behind said song. The people replying to me (ALL OF THEM were either high schoolers or L2 learners whose proficiency wasn’t higher than B1) tried to counter explain to me why I was wrong. So, I had to get all academic about it and talk to them about the how and why those songs are sung and structured like that (with sources and all). While demonstrating my legitimacy helped a lot, some STILL kept asking “but that still doesn’t explain X or Y”. Those are always the loudest.

MysticMerman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People that think and act like this deserve this outcome every time, but, alas, life isn't like that! He's said this and worse to a lot of people. The fact that he is/was a senator is pathetic!

MysticMerman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lots of young, white men are problematic as well. Rich, white men have an advantage in basically everything. 45 out of 46 Presidents should be the first clue. But, we're going to have a hard time giving it up. Even those of us that want to and see our own privilege will need to be nudged. We're so conditioned.

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Jill Jones
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the fact the commenter was a senate member, makes it worse. Not suprising, unfortunatley however.

Droopsnoot
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On his profile picture, he also present himself as a rich, arrogant dude, just look at that expression

Susan Scripture
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Off of' is dreadful English, you build on something, or, if you must, build off it.

MysticMerman
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is not dreadful English. And really, even if your comment were true, it screams, "I support this kind of racism from Senators!" Not a good look!

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Cathy Carey
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would Parker say that if Alang was communicating clearly?

Linda Robinett
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I met a Finn, in Finland while waiting for my flight back to the US and we had a wonderful conversation about Mark Twain. Her father was a American Lit professor. Tell, the prof, that the best English course I ever took was Business English. I doubt he needs that but it was very useful.

Steve Fischer
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Idiots that write before they speak. They must have a PhD in misogyny.

Trevor Nicholson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We need to see what the first part of this was to see why exactly this guy decided to be so racist.

Douglas Dunn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We've heard more things from Biden that make this not racist at all.

MysticMerman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Biden could say the most racist thing anyone has ever said. This would still be racist. Your comment is just a device to be divisive, and frankly, it's racist.

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Jill Bussey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except that saying "off of" is a definite no-no in English Literature as taught in the UK.

MysticMerman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except that they are not writing novels, and it's completely acceptable in casual conversation on social media. Way to support the racist 👏👏👏👏

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Margaret Mason
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I do not believe that anyone with a PhD in English would say "off of".

Peter Kelly
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Parker is an ignorant prat, but an English Literature PhD writing 'build off of'???? Sheesh..

David Woollands
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Literature - that’s books, poetry, and Shakespeare s**t - still means nothing lol - I have a GCSE in English language - it was crap

CatGirl
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'off of'. Yikes. The verb 'to base' usually takes the preposition 'upon' or 'on', unless you're talking about hard drugs. Just a thought. And I have TWO PhDs, one in literature.

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The Guy Then Came At Him Saying He Violated The Hippocratic Oath

The Guy Then Came At Him Saying He Violated The Hippocratic Oath

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buttonpusher
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone else so sick of the vaccine argument? Should mention I'm not anti-vax. Have had covid twice myself. Edit: Was asked how I had it twice. First time I likely caught it in a post office. Only place I'd been for weeks as most of the country was shut. Second time my partner tested positive and then I did.

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Red Faces All Round

Red Faces All Round

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ElenaK
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same thing happened to Bob Dylan! The bouncer wouldn't let him in , in his own gig, as he did not recognize him!

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Interestingly, some research has reported that being overconfident while participating in a group activity did not damage the person’s reputation — individuals who trusted their task performance (but were later revealed to be worse at the task than they had claimed) did not suffer a severe drop in their social status in the group relative to someone who had been well-calibrated.

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The researchers concluded that "the status benefits of overconfidence outweighed any possible status costs."

So extreme cases aside, being featured on r/DontYouKnowWhoIam might not be the worst thing that can happen to you.

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Becky Says Do Your Research About Vaccines Y’all!

Becky Says Do Your Research About Vaccines Y’all!

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River Webb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

where did you "look them up"? some mum group where essential oils are the equivalent to some miracle cure?

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Karen vs. Owner

Karen vs. Owner

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Adam C
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I want you fired, you and you and you! FIRED!!" what's wrong with you people?

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Accusing A Former Us Secretary Of Labor Of Being A Keyboard Warrior

Accusing A Former Us Secretary Of Labor Of Being A Keyboard Warrior

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Physician Didn't Read A (Verified) Acct Bio Of Another Doctor Before Patronising Him About His Area Of Expertise

Physician Didn't Read A (Verified) Acct Bio Of Another Doctor Before Patronising Him About His Area Of Expertise

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karla Meixnerová
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are people in my country who believe that Ivermektin (actualy horse pill to get them rid of tapeworms) can cure covid. Eventhougt, there is no study to prove that, some people eat this, they overdose on it and end up in hospital with covid and also kidney failure...

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Accusing The Artist Based On Images From The Artist’s Own Website

Accusing The Artist Based On Images From The Artist’s Own Website

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buttonpusher
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Similar happened to me. My art teacher almost failed me because she said my drawings weren't free-hand. They totally were and I did one of them all over again with her there, she shut up after that.

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Tony Hawk Tries To Rent A Car

Tony Hawk Tries To Rent A Car

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Nugua Nugua
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because even if it wasn't THE Tony Hawk, there cannot be anyone else with this name around... (/s just to be safe)

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What Are The Odds, Really?

What Are The Odds, Really?

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Director Is Asked What Her Job Is

Director Is Asked What Her Job Is

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Marcellus II
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you say "young lady" you must already know you're doing it wrong. Unless you address the rest as "old man", "middle-aged ambiguous person", etc.

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Sauna Advice

Sauna Advice

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Demi Zwaan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly! A sauna doesn't have to be uncomfortable to be 'good for you' at all! It should be something relaxing, that's all. It might be good for your hearth health, but there's not that much evidence that saunas have health benefits. Still, getting uncomfortably hot is not good.

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A Different Kind Of Dykwim

A Different Kind Of Dykwim

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Dodo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is the most understandable so far. It does seem like a rude question out of nowhere.

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Ah Well

Ah Well

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Andy Acceber
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, awkward. But how can you believe super rich people aren't changing the world? They're definitely changing it. No one said, "for the better."

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My Friend Is A Scientist, So Exchanges Like This Occur Almost Every Day

My Friend Is A Scientist, So Exchanges Like This Occur Almost Every Day

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Running "Coach" Meets The Runner He Bases His Training On

Running "Coach" Meets The Runner He Bases His Training On

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Asian? It Must Be A Chinese Puppet Handler

Asian? It Must Be A Chinese Puppet Handler

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Spotted On Tictac

Spotted On Tictac

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Miss Cellania
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Wasp" is a category, with quite a few insects in it. This is like saying "That's not a primate, it's a chimpanzee!"

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Please Educate Yourself About Vaccines

Please Educate Yourself About Vaccines

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Someone Lied On Their Resume

Someone Lied On Their Resume

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In All Fairness I Don't Tend To Wear T-Shirts With My Boss's Name On Them

In All Fairness I Don't Tend To Wear T-Shirts With My Boss's Name On Them

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White Wolf
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just covering up a nasty and not a single bit funny comment from Demi Zwaan.

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Oh You R So Cool And Must Be A Really Important Person

Oh You R So Cool And Must Be A Really Important Person

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Chris Wade
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a troll account. Their name is "Petty" and just look at the profile picture haha

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Having A Ba In Politics Is Better Than Being A Constitutional Lawyer, Right?

Having A Ba In Politics Is Better Than Being A Constitutional Lawyer, Right?

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Youtube Doing What Youtube Does Best

Youtube Doing What Youtube Does Best

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

youtube works in wondrous ways. "You indicated you didn't like channels about sports, so here are another 30 recommended channels about sports."

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Explaining What Baguette Means To A French Person

Explaining What Baguette Means To A French Person

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River Webb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"NO! I may have never spoken French, nor do I know anything about the language, but I know I'm right!!"

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Man Who Helped Legalise Gay Marriage In Gb Accused Of Doing Nothing For Lesbians

Man Who Helped Legalise Gay Marriage In Gb Accused Of Doing Nothing For Lesbians

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Dodo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know people make jokes to the contrary but people don't actually think with their genitals. If someone identifies as a woman and they are solely attracted to other women, they're a lesbian.

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#37

Guys Tells John Wayne Parr, That He's Friends With John Wayne Parr

Guys Tells John Wayne Parr, That He's Friends With John Wayne Parr

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#38

Tried To Start Some Racial Nonsense

Tried To Start Some Racial Nonsense

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Demi Zwaan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So not dark enough to be considered black by the black community, but definitely not white enough to be considered white by the white community. What a wonderful life :( Why do people care about skin color this much?

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#39

Arnold The Schwarzenegger

Arnold The Schwarzenegger

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#40

Twitter Telling The Autor To Read His Own Article

Twitter Telling The Autor To Read His Own Article

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#41

Flight Attendant Doesn’t Know Tony Hawk Is Flying With Them

Flight Attendant Doesn’t Know Tony Hawk Is Flying With Them

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#42

My Man, You Aren't Him

My Man, You Aren't Him

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Zaza
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Glad to see a celebrity owning up to what they did (or, well... didn't do) and that they have now changed for the better. This was a more wholesome post than I expected in this list :)

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#43

People Who Play Video Games Can’t Possibly Know Anything About Children!

People Who Play Video Games Can’t Possibly Know Anything About Children!

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#44

Asking A Veteran Nasa Propulsion Engineer If He Knows Anything About Rockets

Asking A Veteran Nasa Propulsion Engineer If He Knows Anything About Rockets

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buttonpusher
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was amazed when I learned a neighbour used to work for NASA and help make the parts. As a kid I was like "Whooaaa did you get to fly in a rocket?" "No"

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#45

Found This One On A Mcdonalds Ice Cream Machine Meme

Found This One On A Mcdonalds Ice Cream Machine Meme

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Demi Zwaan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that thing is out of commission every day at the same time, maybe POST THAT SOMEWHERE PUBLICALLY? So people know not to come at that time for their ice cream? It's not like we do it on purpose, how are we supposed to know when the machine is out?

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#46

Local Antivaxxer Says The Covid Vaccine Isn’t Actually A Vaccine

Local Antivaxxer Says The Covid Vaccine Isn’t Actually A Vaccine

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CP
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have sadly seen a lot of people make the incorrect claim that it isn't an actual vaccine.

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#47

Gathering: The Magic

Gathering: The Magic

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Andy Acceber
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The poster says the official age to play is 13+ but repeats that it's a children's card game. How old do they think children are?

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#48

Always Nice To See People Immediately Proven Wrong

Always Nice To See People Immediately Proven Wrong

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#50

My Favourite Artist Unrecognised

My Favourite Artist Unrecognised

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Demi Zwaan
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too be honest, why would people always know how an artist looks? I mean, sure, if it's a singer or actor, you'd know. But I'm a fan of some painters and writers and I don't know what they look like. Doesn't matter either. I love their work, I don't need to Google their private life and see what they look like, etc.

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#51

Olympic Skateboarder Margielyn Didal With Some Guy

Olympic Skateboarder Margielyn Didal With Some Guy

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#52

No, I Am The Professor Of Constitutional Law

No, I Am The Professor Of Constitutional Law

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your qualifications mean nothing on the interwebs and are easily overshadowed by that one youtuber who barely touched a dictionary.

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#53

Was This Postes Before? Idk. Anyway... Airbnb Bad

Was This Postes Before? Idk. Anyway... Airbnb Bad

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Airbnb is bad in many ways. They encourage landlords to throw out tenants because they can make more from tourists, they don't pay tourist taxes, they don't care about the disturbance that tourists cause in residential areas and they drive up the rents in tourist areas. Yes Airbnb Bad

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#54

Isaac, Captain Of Afc Richmond, Not Being Recognized?!

Isaac, Captain Of Afc Richmond, Not Being Recognized?!

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unknown guy is unknown. Being a local celebrity doesn't mean that everyone in the entire world knows you.

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#56

TV Network Has No Info Just Yet For The Show’s Executive Producer

TV Network Has No Info Just Yet For The Show’s Executive Producer

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#57

I Just Raced It Yesterday, So

I Just Raced It Yesterday, So

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Frozengeckolover
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, he can still disagree. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Lol.

#58

“Also, I’m Here Watching My Son Sebastian Play”

“Also, I’m Here Watching My Son Sebastian Play”

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#60

Jake Tapper: Famous For Never Talking About Afghanistan. I Hear He Didn't Even Write A Book

Jake Tapper: Famous For Never Talking About Afghanistan. I Hear He Didn't Even Write A Book

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#61

But Have You Heard It?

But Have You Heard It?

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#62

Imagine Telling The Creator Of Dogecoin What Dogecoin Is!

Imagine Telling The Creator Of Dogecoin What Dogecoin Is!

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But she's not wrong. Cryptocurrency isn't as safe and solid as people think it is.

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