Bingo. It worked

HAHAHA because he's a - oh wait

Just don’t call the Ghostbusters on me, or I’ll be sad.

*test

We should use more commas people!

Heard chloroform can do wonders.

Literally

No, I’m 1077 years old and no one calls me a ghost yet :D

how does it have so many upvotes i cant 😭

a hyenas laugh is actually a sign of pain. So I've been thinking, maybe im a hyena?? Not a cat??

We also know who isn't 😂😂

Sashimi grade

And the only one allowed his haircut.

Paperwork. But also the weird patriarchal ownership over women that trades us between men, from father to husband, and wipes away our matrilineal lineage. But also…paperwork.

I think those bras are illegal now

no fjcking way 🤯🤯

And in a surprising twist, two people and counting were affected by the whoosh in the comments, more updates as the story develops!

I guess the picture applies to me as well... I don't get it.

What's wrong with Cats?

Wow that’s one hell of a guess for never having seen the show! What are the odds??

Imma be honest, it took me way longer than it should’ve to understand what the post meant😳. Edit to clarify: I meant it took me to long to figure out what “rub one off” meant. It’s a running joke among my friends that I am the most innocent man alive. For example, I had to have Hickeys explained to me last month (I’m 18)

Well, he’s not wrong I guess…..

I pause multiplayer games to feed my yelling cats and dog and turtles. Then I get tons of angry screaming that’s ALMOST as bad as the cats’ from the people who ditched me because I wasn’t moving and run ahead, only to discover I was the only one who had enough weapons to beat that thing up front. I’m a jerk in multiplayers like that.

Sadly I can see anti-vaxxers seizing on this as a “fact” XD

I scrolled up from the bottom of the page and thought it was Xena :(

DontCorrectItDontCorrectItDontCorrectItDontCorrectIt

Unfortunately, they don't belong in the 0.1% either

....is it still socially unacceptable to hunt people down for sport?

Wooooow

“Can you send me some pics that you took outside of your modeling job for shutterstock?”

Huh… it is the same price, but it is NOT the same price in my mental brain cell circuit! No one is convincing me otherwise! :D

That yellow mark over the name

Damnnit dude

The fiber and seeds in the bars certainly would f*ck me up

Have a strong feeling that I purchased my house from them....it is full of stuff like this.

Ah damn

I drive more than all my victi....I mean passengers combined.

To be fair, both legitimate questions.

I have a lot of potential energy after consuming icing

The person was stupid enough to not understand the joke.

Aliens unite!

This circus freak needs to go away.

are you f*****g kidding me🤯

I saw the blue and yellow covering the username- 🇺🇦

Technically he can....just don't expect too much.

what i s that subway surfers pfp-?

I should have held out. I did a face reveal for a Whopper and a deep sense of regret.

Oooo ooo does he sell those cool Guy Fawkes mask things too?