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Chemical Elements Got 'Em Though

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348points

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hispanic! at the disco 4 years ago

Woosh!

143points

On One Hand

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328points

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Stuart Smith 4 years ago

...9 on one hand..... effect of Chernobyl for sure.... :)

87points

One study found that "morally virtuous people" have trouble getting some jokes and this might lead them to be less liked than individuals who have a good sense of humor. In other words, somebody who is overly pious and serious might be less liked in their workplace, for instance.

"Although highly moral people are often viewed positively are often viewed for displaying admirable traits, they may also be disliked to the extent to which they are viewed as sanctimonious, prudish or unrelatable," the researchers at the National University of Singapore Business School stated. "As noted in the opening quote by Mark Twain that there is no humor in heaven, people have long considered the idea that there is a tension between morality and humor."

Legolization Gone Wrong

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glowworm2 4 years ago

Hah! Lego weed!

91points

I’m Disappointed With Myself

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296points

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RJ 4 years ago

At least he/she realized.. !!

105points

I Matched With This Girl On Tinder, And I Immediately Ruined It. I Literally Had To Have What She Said Explained To Me Afterwards

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287points

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Viviane 4 years ago

...and luckily, the second husband had a sense of humour.

106points

The Woooosh subreddit with 4 o’s and 861k members shouldn’t be confused with the Woosh sub with 2 o’s and 187k followers. Both subreddits deal with jokes that go over people’s heads but the latter focuses on Reddit moments while the former sees the entire internet as its playground.

Plenty of jokes are like onions—they have layers. The more experience you have and the more context you know, the better equipped you are to get any joke that comes soaring your way.

It’s A Joke

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279points

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Scagsy 4 years ago

He's going straight to Hull

166points

Pretty Sure It’s A Pringle’s Holder

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262points

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tuzdayschild 4 years ago

If you think the gym has a Pringles holder, we're probably related.

137points

Pretty Sure It Starts With G

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261points

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Scagsy 4 years ago

True story.

118points

So if you don’t have anything planned this week, how about rewatching some of your fave childhood cartoons with a fresh pair of eyes? Odds are, you’ll notice a lot of hilarious jokes that you didn’t understand when you were little.

Like what Tulio and Chel were doing on the ground in the temple in The Road to El Dorado. Or how the Puss in Boots was arrested with catnip in Shrek 2. The same movie also had the Wolf reading a naughty magazine called Pork Illustrated in it, too. Wow, now those are some really grown-up jokes. And they went over a lot of our heads without us even noticing that we didn’t get them.

#10

February 30/31.

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260points

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Tomasz Jackowski 4 years ago

And they're also so smug about it. "Knock knock, wake up, time to T H I N K". Big brain time.

160points

#11

Thats A Rare Insult

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256points

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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

Bahaha, uncultured burnt toast. Love it

235points

#12

This Is So Sad Guys

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244points

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Charlotte A. 4 years ago

Honestly I didn't really find this funny without the comment :p

124points

#13

I Should Walk A Mile In This Guy’s Shoes

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CatWoman312 4 years ago

I rented a car in Canada last year (I’m American) basically to know how fast to go I just kept up with traffic. I was completely ignorant to kilo anything. Getting gas was also fun

30points

#14

I Threw That Before I Came In The Room!

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234points

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Viviane 4 years ago

Woooooosh - oh s**t, it's back! It's okay, just went over my head. Phew!

93points

#15

Learn To Spell

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230points

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eMp Tee 4 years ago

No, I'm a hotmail...

210points

#16

Thanks For The Heads Up

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225points

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juice 4 years ago

thanks captain obvious! man he's being so helpful today

84points

#17

Bactiera Dosent Have Eyes Tho??!

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211points

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DforDorothy 4 years ago

..I guess bacterias see a lot of idiots,though...(whispers: punctuation)

80points

#18

Correcting A Pun

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Karin Gibson 4 years ago

Spring onions but leeks makes a moderately amusing joke

43points

#19

It’s Clearly A Magic Eight Ball

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201points

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Slinkman 4 years ago

'No, but the commenter is...'

73points

#20

Looks Like New York To Me

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192points

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Tracey Hirt 4 years ago

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam.

98points

#21

Woooosh

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191points

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hispanic! at the disco 4 years ago

Maybe even Draco Malfoy..

94points

Woooosh

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178points

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DforDorothy 4 years ago

And it's been flat for all those 2020 years...🤔

135points

#23

He’d Get Fired You Idiots

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OogieBoogie 4 years ago

Error 404, sense of humour not found !

150points

#24

Woooosh

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Evelína Zlá 4 years ago

Ahaha.. the reply....

49points

#25

This Is Two Stupid

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Scagsy 4 years ago

And you are Drax.

46points

#26

This Is Heartbreaking

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167points

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tuzdayschild 4 years ago

I don't know why I bother

60points

#27

Thank God I'm A Scorpion And Not An Asparagus

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165points

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cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

I like how you can easily recognize stupid people by their punctuation. They use c**t, dumbass, stupid, b***h, snowflake, moron, (my favorite) r****d... as punctuation marks.

94points

#28

Paranoid Much?

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164points

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chi-wei shen 4 years ago

I think if reddit existed 40 years ago my dad would have been sneaky enough to consider such a question in order to get a confession from me.

49points

#29

But Seriously Where Does The Water Come From?

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163points

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chi-wei shen 4 years ago

That would be the perfect shower.

44points

You Can't See Me

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161points

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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

This one took me waaay to long to get.

69points

juice 4 years ago

(for anyone else who's struggling: the picture is four things that are "invisible": camouflage, the checkerboard indicating a transparent background, John Cena, and a green screen. John Cena is "invisible" because one of his taunts is waving his hand in front of his face and saying "You can't see me". and the person saying the image is just a white screen is joking and saying they can't see any of the four things.)

61points

Coleen 4 years ago

I'd probably still be trying to figure it out if I hadn't read your comment! XD

8points

Peter Chee 4 years ago

Lol me too

3points

Thirteen 1 year ago

haha the meme poster didnt get the joke! thats a new thing! ish...

0points

Viv Hart 4 years ago

Ha Ha, I get it now, the white pic is because they're invisible - Whooooshhh!

0points

cheetah 4 years ago

YOU FORGOT DRAX!

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Janine Hunt-Jackson 4 years ago

I am ashamed to say I still don't get it. Unless the reference is to the wrestler..... I mean I get that each of these things indicates invisibility, AND work, but blank pic?! Maybe I'm as dumb as the first commentator.

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Mary Montejo 4 years ago

Can't argue with a blank page.

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bossy 4 years ago

lol he thinks its camouflaged

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Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

Do NOT go hunting. The trees are full of people with dangerous weapons.

0points

M Dream 4 years ago

very clever

0points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

I had to think for a second 😅

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Lexie Hayes 4 years ago

😬

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Kristy P 4 years ago

Oh, Imgur.

0points

Paige Garberding 4 years ago

I still don't get it.

-1point

#31

You’re*

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hispanic! at the disco 4 years ago

*You're tsk tsk

71points

#32

Really? I Thought It Was A Dolphin

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Ginny Weasley 4 years ago

OMG I THOUGHT IT WAS A REAL DEER LOL!!!!!!!!!

77points

#33

Did It Tho

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Slinkman 4 years ago

Certainly not is bright as the sun...

76points

#34

Thats Not Him

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145points

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Scagsy 4 years ago

That's not Ed Sheehan in the second one you buttfunk

68points

#35

Women Don’t Know The Pain

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Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 4 years ago (edited)

lol, nevermind the trolling, lets just think about this for a moment shall we.. if the human body "can only deal with up to 45del" wouldn't that mean that if labor is 58del it would always be lethal? XD

68points

#36

No It’s Caprisun!

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140points

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SweetCee 4 years ago

A Capri Sun would really hit the spot right now

64points

#37

So You Say?

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139points

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Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

Thank you Captain Obvious

70points

Woooosh

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134points

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Pamela24 4 years ago

That's a great joke, though.

50points

#39

"Damn I Haven't Been Active In This Discord Since Last Year"

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130points

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Slim Bluesbender 4 years ago

Dad joke

43points

#40

Hmm What A Coincidence

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113points

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

yeah... I don't get it.Help?

17points

Note: this post originally had 142 images. It’s been shortened to the top 40 images based on user votes.

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Storytelling, journalism, and art are a core part of who I am. I've been writing and drawing ever since I could walk—there is nothing else I'd rather do. My formal education, however, is focused on politics, philosophy, and economics because I've always been curious about the gap between the ideal and the real. At work, I'm a Senior Writer and I cover a broad range of topics that I'm passionate about: from psychology and changes in work culture to healthy living, relationships, and design. In my spare time, I'm an avid hiker and reader, enjoy writing short stories, and love to doodle. I thrive when I'm outdoors, going on small adventures in nature. However, you can also find me enjoying a big mug of coffee with a good book (or ten) and entertaining friends with fantasy tabletop games and sci-fi movies.

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Ivy 4 years ago

I'm sure a lot of these are adults being idiots... but I like to remind myself that there's 12 year olds all over the internet too. I just assume I'm talking to a kid when the comments reach this level of stupid. It helps me keep my faith in humanity.

21points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

The 12 year olds are quick to insult you.

6points

Elsahthescienceguy 4 years ago

I just turned thirteen and I would never do anything like this 😂 I got every single joke on the spot. I hope that didn’t come off as rude. Sorry if it did.

1point

Ashley Spurlock 2 years ago

I'll rip out all you're bones, put your feet on your hands, then use your neck as a tail so you look like the donkey you are 🙃

0points

MistyCat 3 years ago

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Diddlybop 3 years ago

Twelve year olds are smarter than you

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eMp Tee 4 years ago

It is the opposite outcome for me as I despair over what these 12 year olds will contribute to society as adults.

-3points

Charlotte A. 4 years ago

I don't even get half of these "jokes" - can't blame people from being wooshed. Though I do find it amusing that those who don't get the jokes are so quick to call everyone else idiots...

12points

Katie Sullivan 9 months ago

If you didn’t get half of these, sweetheart, it seems pretty fair to call you an idiot.

0points

Mark CM 4 years ago

American, right?

-3points

Gina Amesbury 4 years ago

Can you point out even one that you don't get?

-3points

Kenny Kulbiski 4 years ago

I was feeling really superior then I wondered, what if these people have a subtle, sophisticated sense of humor that is going over MY head?

10points

AzKhaleesi 4 years ago

My fave woosh moment: Years ago I had been working a LOT of over time and my brain was fried and I was exhausted. I was at home and a buddy called me. He was waiting for a flight and it had been delayed so needed to pass the time. I asked him what happened and he said "The plane got stuck in Great Lakes" Before I could stop them the words just flew out "What the hell is the plane doing in the great lakes? Is everyone ok?" **face palm** the worst was as soon as I blurted it out I realized it - like as the words came out. We enjoyed a five minute crack up session and then he thanked me for making his day. SMH....

4points

Rabite 4 years ago

The problem is that too many stupid people surfaced so you don't know what's a joke anymore or if they are stupid for real. Happens to the best of us.

3points

Mark CM 4 years ago

No, it doesn't. It only happens to clueless people.

-2points

katz up! 4 years ago

Sometimes these people are used to be acting like auto correctors as they missed the point

2points

Jill 4 years ago

OMG I cant watch an entire tv episode, but I can look through the 142 posts here. What has the quarantine done with my mind?!?

2points

Mark Fuller 4 years ago

What upsets me the most is that I could show these to so many people and ... have to explain why they are funny. Such a depressing thought. I need new friends.

2points

Mark CM 4 years ago (edited)

You need to immigrate to a country with a population with a normal intelligence level. You're not living in the U.S by any chance, are you? If so, move down to Mexico, they're much smarter there. Poorer people have to be in order to survive.

0points

PjandBolt 4 years ago

r/woooosh

1point

lara 4 years ago

I am always shocked at how few people understand jokes or puns.

1point

Mark CM 4 years ago

If that's true, you haven't been very observant for the bulk of your life. I stopped being shocked by it by the time I was 10 years old.

0points

Mari Bryant 4 years ago

IMO, part of the problem is people LOVE to correct others. They read to respond.

0points

Mark CM 4 years ago

Imagine a world where mistakes were never corrected. The dominant species of that world would eventually become extinct. But you don't have to imagine it, there is a society just like that right here on Earth. America, with it's insane political correctness that actually PROHIBITS pointing our errors, mistakes, inadequacies, facts and truth. And look at how fast that culture/society is going down the toilet right now.

-3points

Bettye McKee 4 years ago

Some people just don't have a sense of humor. Tragic, I know, but it's true. They were made that way so they could annoy the c**p out of the rest of us.

0points

Astrid Nineor 4 years ago

Not getting a joke is one thing, but assuming people are stupid becayse they don't have the same sense of humor, or by chance didn't see THAT particular movie/tv series/ whatever, is arrogant

0points

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Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago

You think they’ve kissed someone in their family? Too much credit, I think

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Ivy 4 years ago

21points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

The 12 year olds are quick to insult you.

6points

Elsahthescienceguy 4 years ago

I just turned thirteen and I would never do anything like this 😂 I got every single joke on the spot. I hope that didn’t come off as rude. Sorry if it did.

1point

Ashley Spurlock 2 years ago

I'll rip out all you're bones, put your feet on your hands, then use your neck as a tail so you look like the donkey you are 🙃

0points

MistyCat 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Diddlybop 3 years ago

Twelve year olds are smarter than you

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eMp Tee 4 years ago

It is the opposite outcome for me as I despair over what these 12 year olds will contribute to society as adults.

-3points

Charlotte A. 4 years ago

I don't even get half of these "jokes" - can't blame people from being wooshed. Though I do find it amusing that those who don't get the jokes are so quick to call everyone else idiots...

12points

Katie Sullivan 9 months ago

If you didn’t get half of these, sweetheart, it seems pretty fair to call you an idiot.

0points

Mark CM 4 years ago

American, right?

-3points

Gina Amesbury 4 years ago

Can you point out even one that you don't get?

-3points

Kenny Kulbiski 4 years ago

I was feeling really superior then I wondered, what if these people have a subtle, sophisticated sense of humor that is going over MY head?

10points

AzKhaleesi 4 years ago

4points

Rabite 4 years ago

The problem is that too many stupid people surfaced so you don't know what's a joke anymore or if they are stupid for real. Happens to the best of us.

3points

Mark CM 4 years ago

No, it doesn't. It only happens to clueless people.

-2points

katz up! 4 years ago

Sometimes these people are used to be acting like auto correctors as they missed the point

2points

Jill 4 years ago

OMG I cant watch an entire tv episode, but I can look through the 142 posts here. What has the quarantine done with my mind?!?

2points

Mark Fuller 4 years ago

What upsets me the most is that I could show these to so many people and ... have to explain why they are funny. Such a depressing thought. I need new friends.

2points

Mark CM 4 years ago (edited)

0points

PjandBolt 4 years ago

r/woooosh

1point

lara 4 years ago

I am always shocked at how few people understand jokes or puns.

1point

Mark CM 4 years ago

If that's true, you haven't been very observant for the bulk of your life. I stopped being shocked by it by the time I was 10 years old.

0points

Mari Bryant 4 years ago

IMO, part of the problem is people LOVE to correct others. They read to respond.

0points

Mark CM 4 years ago

-3points

Bettye McKee 4 years ago

Some people just don't have a sense of humor. Tragic, I know, but it's true. They were made that way so they could annoy the c**p out of the rest of us.

0points

Astrid Nineor 4 years ago

Not getting a joke is one thing, but assuming people are stupid becayse they don't have the same sense of humor, or by chance didn't see THAT particular movie/tv series/ whatever, is arrogant

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Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago

You think they’ve kissed someone in their family? Too much credit, I think

1point