Join the Fun!

Chemical Elements Got 'Em Though

Final score:

348points

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hispanic! at the disco 4 years ago

Woosh!

143points

On One Hand

Final score:

328points

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Stuart Smith 4 years ago

...9 on one hand..... effect of Chernobyl for sure.... :)

87points

One study found that "morally virtuous people" have trouble getting some jokes and this might lead them to be less liked than individuals who have a good sense of humor. In other words, somebody who is overly pious and serious might be less liked in their workplace, for instance.

"Although highly moral people are often viewed positively are often viewed for displaying admirable traits, they may also be disliked to the extent to which they are viewed as sanctimonious, prudish or unrelatable," the researchers at the National University of Singapore Business School stated. "As noted in the opening quote by Mark Twain that there is no humor in heaven, people have long considered the idea that there is a tension between morality and humor."

Legolization Gone Wrong

Final score:

310points

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glowworm2 4 years ago

Hah! Lego weed!

91points

I’m Disappointed With Myself

Final score:

296points

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RJ 4 years ago

At least he/she realized.. !!

105points

I Matched With This Girl On Tinder, And I Immediately Ruined It. I Literally Had To Have What She Said Explained To Me Afterwards

Final score:

287points

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Viviane 4 years ago

...and luckily, the second husband had a sense of humour.

106points

The Woooosh subreddit with 4 o’s and 861k members shouldn’t be confused with the Woosh sub with 2 o’s and 187k followers. Both subreddits deal with jokes that go over people’s heads but the latter focuses on Reddit moments while the former sees the entire internet as its playground.

Plenty of jokes are like onions—they have layers. The more experience you have and the more context you know, the better equipped you are to get any joke that comes soaring your way.

It’s A Joke

Final score:

279points

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Scagsy 4 years ago

He's going straight to Hull

166points

Pretty Sure It’s A Pringle’s Holder

Final score:

262points

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tuzdayschild 4 years ago

If you think the gym has a Pringles holder, we're probably related.

137points

Pretty Sure It Starts With G

Final score:

261points

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Scagsy 4 years ago

True story.

118points

So if you don’t have anything planned this week, how about rewatching some of your fave childhood cartoons with a fresh pair of eyes? Odds are, you’ll notice a lot of hilarious jokes that you didn’t understand when you were little.

Like what Tulio and Chel were doing on the ground in the temple in The Road to El Dorado. Or how the Puss in Boots was arrested with catnip in Shrek 2. The same movie also had the Wolf reading a naughty magazine called Pork Illustrated in it, too. Wow, now those are some really grown-up jokes. And they went over a lot of our heads without us even noticing that we didn’t get them.

#10

February 30/31.

Final score:

260points

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Tomasz Jackowski 4 years ago

And they're also so smug about it. "Knock knock, wake up, time to T H I N K". Big brain time.

160points

#11

Thats A Rare Insult

Final score:

256points

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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

Bahaha, uncultured burnt toast. Love it

235points

#12

This Is So Sad Guys

Final score:

244points

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Charlotte A. 4 years ago

Honestly I didn't really find this funny without the comment :p

124points

#13

I Should Walk A Mile In This Guy’s Shoes

Final score:

236points

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CatWoman312 4 years ago

I rented a car in Canada last year (I’m American) basically to know how fast to go I just kept up with traffic. I was completely ignorant to kilo anything. Getting gas was also fun

30points

#14

I Threw That Before I Came In The Room!

Final score:

234points

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Viviane 4 years ago

Woooooosh - oh s**t, it's back! It's okay, just went over my head. Phew!

93points

#15

Learn To Spell

Final score:

230points

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eMp Tee 4 years ago

No, I'm a hotmail...

210points

#16

Thanks For The Heads Up

Final score:

225points

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juice 4 years ago

thanks captain obvious! man he's being so helpful today

84points

#17

Bactiera Dosent Have Eyes Tho??!

Final score:

211points

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DforDorothy 4 years ago

..I guess bacterias see a lot of idiots,though...(whispers: punctuation)

80points

#18

Correcting A Pun

Final score:

208points

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Karin Gibson 4 years ago

Spring onions but leeks makes a moderately amusing joke

43points

#19

It’s Clearly A Magic Eight Ball

Final score:

201points

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Slinkman 4 years ago

'No, but the commenter is...'

73points

#20

Looks Like New York To Me

Final score:

192points

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Tracey Hirt 4 years ago

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam.

98points

#21

Woooosh

Final score:

191points

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hispanic! at the disco 4 years ago

Maybe even Draco Malfoy..

94points

#22

Woooosh

Final score:

178points

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DforDorothy 4 years ago

And it's been flat for all those 2020 years...🤔

135points

#23

He’d Get Fired You Idiots

Final score:

176points

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OogieBoogie 4 years ago

Error 404, sense of humour not found !

150points

#24

Woooosh

Final score:

176points

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Evelína Zlá 4 years ago

Ahaha.. the reply....

49points

#25

This Is Two Stupid

Final score:

171points

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Scagsy 4 years ago

And you are Drax.

46points

#26

This Is Heartbreaking

Final score:

167points

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tuzdayschild 4 years ago

I don't know why I bother

60points

#27

Thank God I'm A Scorpion And Not An Asparagus

Final score:

165points

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cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

I like how you can easily recognize stupid people by their punctuation. They use c**t, dumbass, stupid, b***h, snowflake, moron, (my favorite) r****d... as punctuation marks.

94points

#28

Paranoid Much?

Final score:

164points

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chi-wei shen 4 years ago

I think if reddit existed 40 years ago my dad would have been sneaky enough to consider such a question in order to get a confession from me.

49points

#29

But Seriously Where Does The Water Come From?

Final score:

163points

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chi-wei shen 4 years ago

That would be the perfect shower.

44points

#30

You Can't See Me

Final score:

161points

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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

This one took me waaay to long to get.

69points

#31

You’re*

Final score:

153points

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hispanic! at the disco 4 years ago

*You're tsk tsk

71points

#32

Really? I Thought It Was A Dolphin

Final score:

151points

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Ginny Weasley 4 years ago

OMG I THOUGHT IT WAS A REAL DEER LOL!!!!!!!!!

77points

#33

Did It Tho

Final score:

147points

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Slinkman 4 years ago

Certainly not is bright as the sun...

76points

#34

Thats Not Him

Final score:

145points

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Scagsy 4 years ago

That's not Ed Sheehan in the second one you buttfunk

68points

#35

Women Don’t Know The Pain

Final score:

142points

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Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 4 years ago (edited)

lol, nevermind the trolling, lets just think about this for a moment shall we.. if the human body "can only deal with up to 45del" wouldn't that mean that if labor is 58del it would always be lethal? XD

68points

#36

No It’s Caprisun!

Final score:

140points

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SweetCee 4 years ago

A Capri Sun would really hit the spot right now

64points

#37

So You Say?

Final score:

139points

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Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

Thank you Captain Obvious

70points

#38

Woooosh

Final score:

134points

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Pamela24 4 years ago

That's a great joke, though.

50points

#39

"Damn I Haven't Been Active In This Discord Since Last Year"

Final score:

130points

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Slim Bluesbender 4 years ago

Dad joke

43points

#40

Hmm What A Coincidence

Final score:

113points

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

yeah... I don't get it.Help?

17points

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#41

“Idiot Liar”

Final score:

39points

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DforDorothy 4 years ago

Liar...well, I guess at least one person tried it.🤣🤣

16points

#42

Those Emojis Are Too Bad

Final score:

33points

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Wolfblood Fanatic 4 years ago

Son of a ______ (fill in the blank)

7points

#43

Very General Fb Post

Final score:

33points

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Radek Suski 4 years ago

OMG I'm totally going to recycle it

12points

#44

They Didn't Exactly "Miss" Making That Joke

Final score:

32points

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EA 4 years ago

Laughed way too much at the thought of actually trying to do 420 and the judge being impressed

9points

#45

Nasa Please Contact This Guy

Final score:

32points

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Scagsy 4 years ago

Well if you are a living, breathing human then we've found a new low for humanity.

12points

#46

Why, Cake?

Final score:

32points

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OogieBoogie 4 years ago

I bought a watch the other day, it has a built in protractor, so now I always have the time and the inclination !

29points

#47

Guys He Clearly Sat There For 10 Years

Final score:

31points

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Wolfblood Fanatic 4 years ago

*sigh*

6points

#48

I Think You're Mexican

Final score:

30points

POST

Ben Smith 4 years ago

Adora-bowl....

39points

#49

Boneless Avocado

Final score:

29points

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littlesaresare 4 years ago

Corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it's a hotdog.

13points

#50

Tinder

Final score:

29points

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hispanic! at the disco 4 years ago

Yeah he's not getting a text back huh

12points

#51

I Suck At Maths

Final score:

29points

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Slim Bluesbender 4 years ago

It depends on which of the maths they're talking about

4points

#52

If You Don't Get It

Final score:

29points

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Sadie Shapiro 4 years ago

Here's the third one.

23points

#53

The Queen Has A Twin

Final score:

29points

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Tracey Hirt 4 years ago

Who is this Queen Elazabeth?

21points

#54

These Replies To The New Lion King Movie Trailer

Final score:

29points

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Kwj 4 years ago

Yeah, that's why it took them 25 years to remake it from cartoon to a "real-life" movie ;) :P :D

22points

#55

How The... ?

Final score:

29points

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tuzdayschild 4 years ago

I have serious doubts

19points

#56

Some Skelletons Were Born Without Funny Bones

Final score:

29points

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Tracey Hirt 4 years ago

First pic is a mobile rotating surgery table for cows, in case you were wondering.

25points

#57

Wait...its Not?

Final score:

29points

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DforDorothy 4 years ago

'sigh'.. Europe...🤦

9points

#58

Woooosh

Final score:

29points

POST

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

I choose to believe they did and suddenly the world is so much sweeter.

11points

#59

When Will They Ever Learn?

Final score:

28points

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DforDorothy 4 years ago

Of course it was, by Newton! Daaah!

7points

#60

Bless This Person

Final score:

26points

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Elixir 4 years ago

i honestly dont know what it is ...

0points

#61

When You're Stupid, But You're Smart Stupid

Final score:

25points

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tuzdayschild 4 years ago

Gee, why didn't we think of that

21points

#62

An Inch Difference

Final score:

25points

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Enrich925 4 years ago

I see Tanya the Evil, I updoot.

4points

#63

We Are Living In Amerika

Final score:

25points

POST

DforDorothy 4 years ago

...ist wunderbar!

12points

#64

He's Right... It's A Cute Ass Koala

Final score:

25points

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Karin Gibson 4 years ago

How do you think he got the bandage on his hand, he obviously tried to feed a "dog" before.

15points

#65

What An Uncultured Swine

Final score:

25points

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DforDorothy 4 years ago

You're right, we should do it at sunrise, when he's still sleepy.

30points

#66

Woooosh

Final score:

25points

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SweetCee 4 years ago

I wonder why.....

5points

#67

The World Goes On.

Final score:

24points

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DforDorothy 4 years ago

Now say those last two sentences into the mirror...☺️

22points

#68

Silly Rabbit That's An Infinity Stone

Final score:

24points

POST

DforDorothy 4 years ago

I thought you could only have kidney stones,but nipple stones..? That's new!

16points

#69

Thats Because A Years Passed

Final score:

24points

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Damon Gates 4 years ago

Unfortunately, there are enough conspiracy-theory pinheads that would find this a legitimate question.

8points

#70

Woooosh

Final score:

24points

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#71

But Can You Capitalize Communism?

Final score:

23points

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#72

There No Last Digit

Final score:

22points

POST

Shae Marae 4 years ago

Lovely!

0points

#73

So Uncivilized

Final score:

22points

POST

Ben Smith 4 years ago

Maybe she was just turned off...

28points

#74

Fresh From Controversial

Final score:

22points

POST

Scagsy 4 years ago

What cat?

17points

#75

He Might Be Onto Something

Final score:

22points

POST

Eleanor Vear 4 years ago

Uh oh now I can't unsee it

17points

#76

Congratulations, You Didn't Get It

Final score:

22points

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Tracey Hirt 4 years ago (edited)

Well, since customers seem to have more power than employees, it could be seen as a promotion.

17points

#77

Kinda Missed The Point There Bud

Final score:

22points

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Dee 4 years ago

But now I can't unsee it as a mustache...

32points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#78

The Flat Earth On This Tshirt Is Definitely Not A Joke

Final score:

21points

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Melissa 4 years ago

But anti-vaxx moms will stay like that forever

2points

#79

Lmao Idiot Detected

Final score:

21points

POST

DforDorothy 4 years ago

Indeed, there's been an idiot detected

24points

#80

Joke From Reddit Went Over Her Head Faster Than A Bullet

Final score:

21points

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Dianna Siever 4 years ago

Not funny.

9points

#81

I Have Smart Friends

Final score:

21points

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Anne 4 years ago

Yeah they do actually

9points

#82

Vaping Is Healthy

Final score:

21points

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FÛŁŁ_ÊFFÊČT 4 years ago

Wow people can be so stupid

4points

#83

Apologies For Being On Instagram

Final score:

20points

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#84

What A Smart Guy

Final score:

20points

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Wolfblood Fanatic 4 years ago

I'm sorry, I dont get it. (DONT YOU DARE WHOOSH ME!)

6points

#85

I Love Ig

Final score:

20points

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DforDorothy 4 years ago

That's the percentage of probability of the pregnancy.

14points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#86

This Is Quite Offensive

Final score:

19points

POST

DforDorothy 4 years ago

Open your Windows and take a look outside the box!

15points

#87

It's Almost Like It Was Designed To Not Make Sense

Final score:

19points

POST

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

Honestly, you're not even trying

8points

#88

M I L K

Final score:

19points

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iblowsheep 4 years ago

"I never f****d a 10, but one night i f****d five 2s. I think that should count." George Carlin

7points

#89

I Don't Think You Get It

Final score:

19points

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DforDorothy 4 years ago

Swoooh

15points

#90

He's Got 1 Like Too

Final score:

19points

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M O'Connell 4 years ago

Maybe he's just that good.

10points

#91

Black Humour Is Not For Everyone

Final score:

18points

POST

Unwelcomed Guest 4 years ago

This one is evil

26points

#92

Curse You, Perry The Platypus

Final score:

18points

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Alex Ash 4 years ago

When your brain deteriorates so much that you monetarily relapse into Elizabethan English

15points

#93

It’s Minor. Op Is So Dumb

Final score:

18points

POST

Misty Cat 3 years ago

Hello, hello, covering up the TinyDynamine comment, la la laaaaa....

3points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#94

That Won’t Kill You

Final score:

18points

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DforDorothy 4 years ago

Well, technically,you can choke on them...🤔

21points

#95

Doesn't Get The Homework Folder Joke

Final score:

18points

POST

DforDorothy 4 years ago

Did anyone else read the capital letters like 'shouting' ?

17points

#96

Woooosh

Final score:

18points

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chi-wei shen 4 years ago

Allegedly, he discovered it when he fell from an apple tree, but later he invented a nicer story.

0points

#97

Surely Not

Final score:

17points

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ruthenium the ruther 4 years ago

No, it's Eddie Murphy.

10points

#98

Hmm I Wonder

Final score:

17points

POST

Alex Ash 4 years ago

Brain of the commenter is also shown in the bottom right

11points

#99

It's A Meme Dude

Final score:

17points

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ruthenium the ruther 4 years ago

fart nuggets. that's new.

14points

#100

Careful, We Got A Smart One

Final score:

17points

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Wolfblood Fanatic 4 years ago

The word "Emerge" makes me laugh.

2points

#101

Yeah, He Should

Final score:

17points

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Henry Cheves 4 years ago

3points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#102

But, It's So Obvious

Final score:

17points

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Demi Zwaan 4 years ago

I don’t get the joke. I mean, I get that he says it on christmas so it’s too late already, but it’s not funny or clever.

5points

#103

sigh Why

*sigh* Why

Final score:

16points

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GARRETT O'BANION 4 years ago

the first comment was better

5points

#104

Are You Sure?

Final score:

16points

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DforDorothy 4 years ago

But since we have the time machine, we can go back in time to save him!

6points

#105

Excuse Me What

Final score:

16points

POST

Alex Ash 4 years ago

yeah, that's why he's coming back...

1point

#106

Freakin Doctors

Final score:

16points

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guy greej 4 years ago

mamaI Ajoke tooyoou

0points

#107

Best Anime

Final score:

16points

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#108

A Fetus Has More Money Than Me

Final score:

16points

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Sawdust 4 years ago

Yeah, no way an unborn kid would have more than $100.

12points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

#109

Woooosh

Final score:

16points

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tuzdayschild 4 years ago

Yeah? Well why then?

12points

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“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

#110

Big Brain Time

Final score:

15points

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Fred and George Weasley 4 years ago

why do people downvote tru facts wtf

4points

#111

My, Sweet Summer Child

Final score:

15points

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Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago

When the top two comments have 5 downvotes each

9points

#112

He Also Used "I" 4 Times

Final score:

15points

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ƒιѕн 4 years ago

True story.

3points

#113

Silly Memer, The Robber Can Just Shoot You!

Final score:

15points

POST

Hugo Raible 4 years ago

sgy5eggqph...e5995d.jpg

5points

#114

Woooosh

Final score:

15points

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Henry Cheves 4 years ago

What?

0points

#115

Woooosh

Final score:

15points

POST

#116

We’ve Got A Redditor To Burn

Final score:

14points

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DforDorothy 4 years ago (edited)

The one you put on top is the stronger one.

6points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

#117

Woooosh

Final score:

14points

POST

Hugh Crawford 4 years ago

Pretty sure they have rocketpilot...

8points

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Guy Divorced 3 Years Ago Drops Off 3 Y.O. With His Ex-Wife Completely Out Of The Blue

#118

5 Foot 12

Final score:

13points

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Troux 4 years ago

Still, I'm bothered that they arbitrarily typed out foot and then abbreviated inches with " and also arbitrarily added " at the end of 6 foot.

18points

#119

How Can You Be So Dense?

Final score:

13points

POST

Wolfblood Fanatic 4 years ago

*angry skyscraper noises*

17points

#120

Even At A Post Stolen From Reddit...

Final score:

13points

POST

#121

Wait Where Is He, I Don't See Him Guys

Final score:

13points

POST

Jennifer .S 4 years ago

Found Wally though

5points

#122

A Rick & Morty Fan Missed A Joke? Impossible

Final score:

13points

POST

DforDorothy 4 years ago

Now we have a bad impression..of you.

5points

#123

The Joke Was Funny Too

Final score:

13points

POST

Fred and George Weasley 4 years ago

haha

2points

#124

Woooosh

Final score:

13points

POST

#125

Woah! Calm Down

Final score:

12points

POST

eMp Tee 4 years ago

Not as small as yours...

5points

“All Three Shot Out Pink”: Triplets' Baby Shower Turns Sour, Pregnant Wife Wants A Divorce

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College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

#126

Woooosh

Final score:

12points

POST

Wolfblood Fanatic 4 years ago

This took me WAYYYYY too long to figure out.

3points

#127

Woooosh

Final score:

12points

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Mari 4 years ago

Actually, i'm a Romanian, and this comment is actually quite offensive, but i'll take it as a joke. its like telling an Indian to go back to Africa, just because their the same skin tone, but its okay, i'll take a joke :(

-1point

#128

Woooosh

Final score:

12points

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#129

Wait, You Can Die From Water Impact?

Final score:

11points

POST

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago

were*

3points

#130

Woooosh

Final score:

11points

POST

DforDorothy 4 years ago

In my opinion,he is a real man!

12points

#131

Here's One From New Years Eve

Final score:

10points

POST

Misty Cat 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

#132

Woooosh

Final score:

10points

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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

I don’t think this was a missed joke, I think they were both joking.

10points

#133

Woooosh

Final score:

10points

POST

Troux 4 years ago

Lost in translation: The Filipino word for pineapple is 'ananas'.

15points

#134

Woooosh

Final score:

10points

POST

Alex Ash 4 years ago

I actually didn't notice that it wasn't a mango until I read that comment

9points

#135

You Don't Get It,dude

Final score:

9points

POST

Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 4 years ago

Dont tell him that :/

2points

#136

Woooosh

Final score:

9points

POST

Alex Ash 4 years ago

Anonymous was founded in 2003. Reed Alexander, the actor in those pictures, was born in 1994. Check and mate.

7points

#137

Woooosh

Final score:

8points

POST

#138

Woooosh

Final score:

8points

POST

Wolfblood Fanatic 4 years ago

*deep breath*

1point

#139

Woooosh

Final score:

7points

POST

Walter Brameld 4 years ago

Dat is de enige soort in Nederland.

2points

#140

Woooosh

Final score:

7points

POST

Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 4 years ago

Mmm... rocket lunches are the best lunches.

17points

#141

Woooosh

Final score:

6points

POST

Wolfblood Fanatic 4 years ago

woah. Am I colourblind?

6points

#142

Woooosh

Final score:

4points

POST

Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago

Me looking to a gif for a minute before realizing that it's going over and over again.

3points

This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.

This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.

Storytelling, journalism, and art are a core part of who I am. I've been writing and drawing ever since I could walk—there is nothing else I'd rather do. My formal education, however, is focused on politics, philosophy, and economics because I've always been curious about the gap between the ideal and the real. At work, I'm a Senior Writer and I cover a broad range of topics that I'm passionate about: from psychology and changes in work culture to healthy living, relationships, and design. In my spare time, I'm an avid hiker and reader, enjoy writing short stories, and love to doodle. I thrive when I'm outdoors, going on small adventures in nature. However, you can also find me enjoying a big mug of coffee with a good book (or ten) and entertaining friends with fantasy tabletop games and sci-fi movies.

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Ivy 4 years ago

I'm sure a lot of these are adults being idiots... but I like to remind myself that there's 12 year olds all over the internet too. I just assume I'm talking to a kid when the comments reach this level of stupid. It helps me keep my faith in humanity.

21points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

The 12 year olds are quick to insult you.

6points

Elsahthescienceguy 4 years ago

I just turned thirteen and I would never do anything like this 😂 I got every single joke on the spot. I hope that didn’t come off as rude. Sorry if it did.

1point

Ashley Spurlock 2 years ago

I'll rip out all you're bones, put your feet on your hands, then use your neck as a tail so you look like the donkey you are 🙃

0points

MistyCat 3 years ago

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0points

Diddlybop 3 years ago

Twelve year olds are smarter than you

0points

eMp Tee 4 years ago

It is the opposite outcome for me as I despair over what these 12 year olds will contribute to society as adults.

-3points

Charlotte A. 4 years ago

I don't even get half of these "jokes" - can't blame people from being wooshed. Though I do find it amusing that those who don't get the jokes are so quick to call everyone else idiots...

12points

Katie Sullivan 9 months ago

If you didn’t get half of these, sweetheart, it seems pretty fair to call you an idiot.

0points

Mark CM 4 years ago

American, right?

-3points

Gina Amesbury 4 years ago

Can you point out even one that you don't get?

-3points

Kenny Kulbiski 4 years ago

I was feeling really superior then I wondered, what if these people have a subtle, sophisticated sense of humor that is going over MY head?

10points

AzKhaleesi 4 years ago

My fave woosh moment: Years ago I had been working a LOT of over time and my brain was fried and I was exhausted. I was at home and a buddy called me. He was waiting for a flight and it had been delayed so needed to pass the time. I asked him what happened and he said "The plane got stuck in Great Lakes" Before I could stop them the words just flew out "What the hell is the plane doing in the great lakes? Is everyone ok?" **face palm** the worst was as soon as I blurted it out I realized it - like as the words came out. We enjoyed a five minute crack up session and then he thanked me for making his day. SMH....

4points

Rabite 4 years ago

The problem is that too many stupid people surfaced so you don't know what's a joke anymore or if they are stupid for real. Happens to the best of us.

3points

Mark CM 4 years ago

No, it doesn't. It only happens to clueless people.

-2points

katz up! 4 years ago

Sometimes these people are used to be acting like auto correctors as they missed the point

2points

Jill 4 years ago

OMG I cant watch an entire tv episode, but I can look through the 142 posts here. What has the quarantine done with my mind?!?

2points

Mark Fuller 4 years ago

What upsets me the most is that I could show these to so many people and ... have to explain why they are funny. Such a depressing thought. I need new friends.

2points

Mark CM 4 years ago (edited)

You need to immigrate to a country with a population with a normal intelligence level. You're not living in the U.S by any chance, are you? If so, move down to Mexico, they're much smarter there. Poorer people have to be in order to survive.

0points

PjandBolt 4 years ago

r/woooosh

1point

lara 4 years ago

I am always shocked at how few people understand jokes or puns.

1point

Mark CM 4 years ago

If that's true, you haven't been very observant for the bulk of your life. I stopped being shocked by it by the time I was 10 years old.

0points

Mari Bryant 4 years ago

IMO, part of the problem is people LOVE to correct others. They read to respond.

0points

Mark CM 4 years ago

Imagine a world where mistakes were never corrected. The dominant species of that world would eventually become extinct. But you don't have to imagine it, there is a society just like that right here on Earth. America, with it's insane political correctness that actually PROHIBITS pointing our errors, mistakes, inadequacies, facts and truth. And look at how fast that culture/society is going down the toilet right now.

-3points

Bettye McKee 4 years ago

Some people just don't have a sense of humor. Tragic, I know, but it's true. They were made that way so they could annoy the c**p out of the rest of us.

0points

Astrid Nineor 4 years ago

Not getting a joke is one thing, but assuming people are stupid becayse they don't have the same sense of humor, or by chance didn't see THAT particular movie/tv series/ whatever, is arrogant

0points

Mark CM 4 years ago

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Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago

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Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago

You think they’ve kissed someone in their family? Too much credit, I think

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Ivy 4 years ago

21points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

The 12 year olds are quick to insult you.

6points

Elsahthescienceguy 4 years ago

I just turned thirteen and I would never do anything like this 😂 I got every single joke on the spot. I hope that didn’t come off as rude. Sorry if it did.

1point

Ashley Spurlock 2 years ago

I'll rip out all you're bones, put your feet on your hands, then use your neck as a tail so you look like the donkey you are 🙃

0points

MistyCat 3 years ago

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0points

Diddlybop 3 years ago

Twelve year olds are smarter than you

0points

eMp Tee 4 years ago

It is the opposite outcome for me as I despair over what these 12 year olds will contribute to society as adults.

-3points

Charlotte A. 4 years ago

I don't even get half of these "jokes" - can't blame people from being wooshed. Though I do find it amusing that those who don't get the jokes are so quick to call everyone else idiots...

12points

Katie Sullivan 9 months ago

If you didn’t get half of these, sweetheart, it seems pretty fair to call you an idiot.

0points

Mark CM 4 years ago

American, right?

-3points

Gina Amesbury 4 years ago

Can you point out even one that you don't get?

-3points

Kenny Kulbiski 4 years ago

I was feeling really superior then I wondered, what if these people have a subtle, sophisticated sense of humor that is going over MY head?

10points

AzKhaleesi 4 years ago

4points

Rabite 4 years ago

The problem is that too many stupid people surfaced so you don't know what's a joke anymore or if they are stupid for real. Happens to the best of us.

3points

Mark CM 4 years ago

No, it doesn't. It only happens to clueless people.

-2points

katz up! 4 years ago

Sometimes these people are used to be acting like auto correctors as they missed the point

2points

Jill 4 years ago

OMG I cant watch an entire tv episode, but I can look through the 142 posts here. What has the quarantine done with my mind?!?

2points

Mark Fuller 4 years ago

What upsets me the most is that I could show these to so many people and ... have to explain why they are funny. Such a depressing thought. I need new friends.

2points

Mark CM 4 years ago (edited)

0points

PjandBolt 4 years ago

r/woooosh

1point

lara 4 years ago

I am always shocked at how few people understand jokes or puns.

1point

Mark CM 4 years ago

If that's true, you haven't been very observant for the bulk of your life. I stopped being shocked by it by the time I was 10 years old.

0points

Mari Bryant 4 years ago

IMO, part of the problem is people LOVE to correct others. They read to respond.

0points

Mark CM 4 years ago

-3points

Bettye McKee 4 years ago

Some people just don't have a sense of humor. Tragic, I know, but it's true. They were made that way so they could annoy the c**p out of the rest of us.

0points

Astrid Nineor 4 years ago

Not getting a joke is one thing, but assuming people are stupid becayse they don't have the same sense of humor, or by chance didn't see THAT particular movie/tv series/ whatever, is arrogant

0points

Mark CM 4 years ago

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Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago

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Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago

You think they’ve kissed someone in their family? Too much credit, I think

1point