Yeah, people with headsets tend to cause situations like that. Makes them look very silly.

I'm using liquid zoo FOREVER

It only seems to go wrong for me if I rehearse.

That's priceless! I wish mine came out as actual words when I stuff up - normally it's just gibberish.

Oh... can't duck that judgement under the circumstances.

Scary soup!!

Nearly spluttered my early morning cuppa across the bed!

Gay used to mean happy so just say you are old fashion like that.

The question is: did he hug you?

Yelling does help in sending the right message across.

ok, this made me giggle!

I love this so much. I’m glad they had a good laugh too.

Once a waiter asked me what i would like.....i wanted to say "just water" but i said "wust jater"😂😂😂

No judge. Easy mistake.

I think Professor Allen is now also.

Who doesn't?

Is he?

Did the waiter follow it up with a dad's joke?

I was also high. lol. Explains a lot

Now THAT's more like me!

This is the kind of language I routinely speak at the onset of a migraine attack. Freaks the hell out of people.

At least you didn't said "you're problem." That will be real embarrassing then.

One time, at band camp

I said "love you too" to the pizza delivery guy the other day instead of just "you too" in reply to have a good night.

This one is also a regular of mine

Major Orlando theme park = Disneyworld ?!

try to update the software, could help

You can always introduce me to dessert.

I used to get a taxi home from school and the driver was playing some truly awful music (okay I know that's just an opinion) but instead of saying 'can we switch that off? I asked if we could have it off instead - a UK colloquialism for sex. I was 12.

At that ungodly time, any and all miscommunications between brain and tongue are understandable.

I mean... Yeah.