Leprecon is a company who makes lighting products. In case you’re like me and didn’t get it. Edit: I absolutely missed the joke. See Anyone-for-tea? In the replies for the actual funny joke. Sorry!!

Genius

Aajjdghqjsan, ok thats pretty funny

Painful

Thus sprayeth the Lord.

Both ;)

lol

She turned me into a newt.

My friend Mary had a to-do list that someone smoked. It was a Mary Wanna list.

He swooped, he scored. Piabetes. I am still giggling

I once tried Russian Roulette with a glock as an experiment. All my test subjects refused to give a statement afterwards.

Brain

Lol

Simple but good

It must have been a real DualShock

True

This escalated

Wooden you love to know what my pun will be!

I love Weird Al, and I always enjoy his version of the song more.

That went from wholesome to brutal!

Nun of that please

Bills_and_Thrills is certainly a cunning linguist...

‘Ear ‘ear

👏👏👏

"I had a period when I was sixteen where I started to get a big head." - leonardo-dicaprio-quotes

Of course, the chicken can’t truss you either, you always stab it in the back.

Did anyone else hear a banjo strumming?

Sive ftars

"Have you ever been part of an organization that uses violence to meet its goals and isn't government-sanctioned?"

Meanwhile, "Three Kings" is an actual movie. (They look like they're traveling to see the baby Jesus if you ask me.)

Dark humour

If they split up they cause a lot of damage around them

No, A-holey trinity!

It was a salt and battering.

Boomer -v- millenial...... I told my son this as a joke but changed it to meeting a deaf girl and taking her out to a silent auction. Straight away he said "silent disco".

Replace “with” with my. Not so lighthearted is it?

Sick burn! 🔥

Why is the time backwards?

R.I.P