I hope you don't mind him losing his fertility to a totally preventable case of the mumps, and having no biological grandchildren?

Lol, this one should be number one for the massive cringe value.

He swore to God. Imagine 'god' profile also replying: Stop using me for your lies, Mike.

Even all 29 digits

The world record just has been broken by youuu 😱

What I read here is "I fantasized about committing assault on strangers to to promote my snake oil"

And then he woke up.

It may be "incredibly easy" according to this tweeter, but I'm pretty impressed by anyone who can accidentally swallow an entire mask by accident.

Ratsack and Draino in the meth again

'Speilberg' loves extraordinary fantasy.

wanna bet she has the location function on her phone on?

Decided to turn lesbian, it's not like deciding to wear jeans instead of shorts today lol.

This one really annoys me! These self entitled, self absorbed mental midgets really think they have it that bad. It’s disrespectful and disgusting

My sympathies to that child, s/he's going to grow up having their needs ignored, because mum needs them to make her feel better about her life.

"I think being violent makes me a nice guy!"

but on the other hand she is probably still paying the hospital bills for the delivery of het son.

These people are gross

An FYI: If you put oil into a bloodstream, if it's olive oil or essential oil or motor oil, you are essentially creating a fat embolism (technically, an "oil" emoblism.) You get lucky, it just lodges in your lung. You don't, well, CPR won't help.

So your friend's aunt is the only person worthy of your miracle juice? Millions of people are suffering and die from this disease, better get to work Dr. Essential.

“Using my own research” eg googled some fake crap.

Prove it- inject essential oil right into your bloodstream.

I stopped reading at “after using my own research”

Is this an industry-wide essential oils sales campaign? Telling massive lies to potential customers?

Do these people think medical science has never heard of essential oils? Like they wouldn't use it if it worked?

My God. The level of pathetic is increasing exponentially as I scroll down this post.

Staaawp with the commas. Those all need to be periods, you grammar illiterate oil junkie.

Putting any kind of perfumed oil directly into someone's blood stream would not result in a cure for cancer.

The lies

This is worse than the bag of almonds lady.

The delusions are real

Oh dear lord, like a hospital would allow someone to do this....

Such dangerous unsolicited advice

No. No. No, and finally, no. They would not let you anywhere near that drip. It would not happen next day. It would have because of chemo if it happened. And they would not call you to tell you it was because of the oils you put in there. They would just ask to meet you, kill you to keep it secret, and go on charging hundreds of thousands to treat the cancer. Wake the he'll up. This is America. We don't cure for one time fee when we can treat for many many expensive sessions.

Yep. Sure. And then you signed a non-disclosure statement and accepted an undisclosed sum of money for your life saving medical serum.

Up next; "How essential oils put into a corpse's eye brought them back to life." I probably shouldn't say this stuff, might give them ideas

TBH: Everyone who believes this nonsense deserves whatever they get out of it.

Fancy that?

Sure...

Right. I knew a girl who had leukemia and her mom thought holistic stuff would help her so she didn't let her get chemo. The girl died.

There are places in this world where making claims like this is illegal

So if eucalyptus and lavender oil can cure cancer, how come it cannot calm me down enough to sleep a peaceful sleep at night?

Essential oils are just chemicals with a nice smelling scent. I wonder how the smell of artificial lavender can do wonders!