I hope you don't mind him losing his fertility to a totally preventable case of the mumps, and having no biological grandchildren?

Lol, this one should be number one for the massive cringe value.

He swore to God. Imagine 'god' profile also replying: Stop using me for your lies, Mike.

Even all 29 digits

The world record just has been broken by youuu 😱

What I read here is "I fantasized about committing assault on strangers to to promote my snake oil"

And then he woke up.

It may be "incredibly easy" according to this tweeter, but I'm pretty impressed by anyone who can accidentally swallow an entire mask by accident.

Ratsack and Draino in the meth again

'Speilberg' loves extraordinary fantasy.

wanna bet she has the location function on her phone on?

Decided to turn lesbian, it's not like deciding to wear jeans instead of shorts today lol.

This one really annoys me! These self entitled, self absorbed mental midgets really think they have it that bad. It’s disrespectful and disgusting

My sympathies to that child, s/he's going to grow up having their needs ignored, because mum needs them to make her feel better about her life.

"I think being violent makes me a nice guy!"

but on the other hand she is probably still paying the hospital bills for the delivery of het son.

These people are gross

Because we all know when the universe began, the big bang and all that, monkeys were already well established 🤦‍♀️ not even apes, he said monkeys. Zero effort

I am a Christian and yet this idiot annoys me.

I believe NBC created The Monkees to draw on the popularity of The Beatles’ film A Hard Day’s Night

You better stay in school because you need a damned good education - you don't even know what atheist means!

All the other bullshit aside...... is it normal for everyone who wears Nike shoes to know the names of the founders off the top of their head?

Actually, this sounds like something that would happen at my school, but instead of cheering we’d be silently giggling at the teacher who went along with it :)

I'm an atheist, I understand how some people believe in god creating souls, or creating the beginning of the universe and whatnot, but I don't know how people can look into all that science about something and say, "Nope, god creates _____."

" I...I...I NEVER thought about that!!" I'm so ASHAMED!!"

no atheist ever would say monkeys

In his book The God Delusion, famous scientist Richard Dawkins answers to that kind of speech with this remark : the logic of the whole universe's story is exponential complexification. Which means everything started from something quite simple - some singularity which remains to be explained but as far as we know was kind of basic. God is supposed to be infinitely complex. If you say He created said singularity, well you don't explain anything actually, you're just transposing the question to what was before. How was God's infinite complexity created so that He could create the simplicity of the beginning ? There's no answer to this, except this one : faith is fine, but don't mess it up with science.

Humans didn’t even evolve from monkeys, humans and monkeys have a common ancestor but not directly from monkeys

Pretty sure monkeys are also born from monkeys...That shouldn't have been a stumper.

It's obvious most of the commenters never had an imaginary teacher

He said in his brain, "aw hell no, I ain't getting into this with your idiot parents, and school board; it's too late for you!!!" * I imagine this happened in Texas.

No one had EVER thought of that before this young Hero.....it's...it's...Amazing...

Everyone knows the founders of Nike off the top of their heads, obviously

His jaw dropped because he couldn't believe the idiotism

Winner of annual cringe competition 3 times in a row.

Oh dear

The most unbelievable part...is where he actually says he's a libertarian. Bravo! No one I talk to knows what a libertarian is.

God that train of logic. If youre gonna try to make yourself look awesome try not to say something so stupid that even a grade schooler could blow up your argument

Again.. that’s called pity

Teachers aren’t even legally allowed to talk about their personal views on things like that.

Your TEA HER would have found intelligent conversation elsewhere, such as, with your TEACHER.

Wow, didn't realize people this stupid really exist

fish

He did NOT say “with monkeys that evolved millions of years ago” 😂 😂 😂 nice try tho.

Well let's see, humans didn't come from monkeys, the great apes and humans have a common ancestor and that premise that there has to be a god because everything has to have a creator is the biggest load of horseshit as well as the most childish understanding of evolution!

Teacher realised he'd have to work all the way to the first slime mould. He then remembered rule #1 in teacher training "Never argue with stupid people. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

This kid totally proved god exists ... what a genius. Mensa material 🙃

Ok and who created god?

Cheers alright.

Great, so we are all here because of monkey spunk from zippy. Fantastic. I can die knowing I have found the true meaning to life. I guess dark matter is the s**t that zippy flung round eh?