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I'm fine. What are you talking about, you do not look fat in those jeans. I'll give you a call.

We lie all the time. And we get away with it quite often, too. But some folks push their made-up narrative so far, it's hard to imagine anyone actually believing them.

So they end up on the subreddit r/thatHappened. Its members share evidence of "people telling outrageous tall tales that would make Walter Mitty proud" and they have compiled quite the archive since the creation of this online community in 2012.

Here are some of its best gems.

#1

From Cursed Comments

From Cursed Comments

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    Jesus Christ. What An Idiot

    Jesus Christ. What An Idiot

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    Sometimes people lie just to inflate their image—some think this motivation is the reason behind President Donald Trump's demonstrably false statement that his Inauguration crowd was bigger than President Barack Obama's first one. But people also lie to cover up bad behavior, as American swimmer Ryan Lochte did during the 2016 Summer Olympics by claiming to have been robbed at gunpoint at a gas station when, in fact, he and his teammates, drunk after a party, had been confronted by armed security guards after damaging property.

    We can find similar examples even in fields that are dedicated to the search for eternal truth. And one doesn't have to look far, either. Take the physicist Jan Hendrik Schön, for example, whose purported breakthroughs in molecular semiconductor research proved to be fraudulent.

    #3

    Imagine Getting Called Out Like That, By Harry Styles Himself

    Imagine Getting Called Out Like That, By Harry Styles Himself

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    #4

    Not Really Sure What Is There To Brag About Anyways

    Not Really Sure What Is There To Brag About Anyways

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    #5

    Running A 5k In 10 Minutes

    Running A 5k In 10 Minutes

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    Lying is something many of us are very good at. We do it while interacting with strangers, co-workers, friends, and loved ones. Turns out, our capacity for dishonesty is as fundamental to us as our need to trust others, which ironically makes us terrible at detecting lies. Being deceitful is woven into us, so much so that it would be truthful to say that to lie is human.

    The ubiquity of lying was first documented systematically two decades ago by Bella DePaulo, a social psychologist at the University of California, Santa Barbara. DePaulo and her colleagues asked 147 adults to jot down for a week every instance they tried to mislead someone. The researchers discovered that the subjects lied on average one or two times a day. Most of these untruths were innocuous, intended to hide one's inadequacies or to protect the feelings of others. Some lies were excuses (one subject blamed the failure to take out the garbage on not knowing where it needed to go). Yet other lies, such as a claim of being a diplomat's son, were aimed at presenting a false image. While these were minor transgressions, a later study by DePaulo and other colleagues involving a similar sample indicated that most people have, at some point, told one or more "serious lies", like hiding an affair from a spouse, or making false claims on a college application.

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    #6

    How Does She Expect Anyone To Believe Her? My Mother Sent Me This From Our Neighborhood Facebook Group

    How Does She Expect Anyone To Believe Her? My Mother Sent Me This From Our Neighborhood Facebook Group

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    #7

    The Entire Sub Is Like This

    The Entire Sub Is Like This

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    #8

    And Then The Coronavirus Clapped

    And Then The Coronavirus Clapped

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    Researchers suggest that lying as a behavior arose pretty soon after the emergence of language. The ability to manipulate others without using physical force likely conferred an advantage in the competition for resources and mates, akin to the evolution of deceptive strategies in the animal kingdom, such as camouflage.

    "Lying is so easy compared to other ways of gaining power," Sissela Bok, an ethicist at Harvard University who's one of the most prominent thinkers on the subject, told Nat Geo. "It's much easier to lie in order to get somebody's money or wealth than to hit them over the head or rob a bank.

    "Experts are learning that we're prone to believe some lies even when they're easily contradicted by clear evidence. These insights suggest that our proclivity for deceiving others, and our vulnerability to being deceived, are especially consequential in the age of social media.

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    So in the case of r/ThatHappened, it's nice to see that we can still retain our ability to distinguish truth from fiction.

    #9

    Antivax Jesus Made Me Want To Die

    Antivax Jesus Made Me Want To Die

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    #10

    Lady Who Lives In Massive Fantasy Land Goes To Disneyland

    Lady Who Lives In Massive Fantasy Land Goes To Disneyland

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    #11

    Woman Finds Microchip In Her Son’s Mask!?

    Woman Finds Microchip In Her Son’s Mask!?

    IHaveNeverEatenACat Report

    #12

    Of All The Things That Didn't Happen, This Didn't Happen The Most

    Of All The Things That Didn't Happen, This Didn't Happen The Most

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    #13

    Mhmm, Yeah Sure It Was

    Mhmm, Yeah Sure It Was

    Mc-MeepMeep Report

    #14

    This 2-Year-Old Must Have A Degree Already

    This 2-Year-Old Must Have A Degree Already

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    #15

    Everyone’s Worst Nightmare

    Everyone’s Worst Nightmare

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    #16

    Oh Yeah. For Sure

    Oh Yeah. For Sure

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    #17

    Brags To All Their Friends For Saving Their Life With Essential Oils

    Brags To All Their Friends For Saving Their Life With Essential Oils

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    #18

    Discord Users Are A Different Breed

    Discord Users Are A Different Breed

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    #19

    And All Vampires Clapped

    And All Vampires Clapped

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    #20

    Sure He Did Aubrey

    Sure He Did Aubrey

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    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I figured you deserved the upvote for expressing in your avatar what most feel.

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    Ozacoter
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldnt be that surprised if this was true. Its scary the number of doctors and nurses here that did not wear the mask at the beggining or refused to get the vaccines (they changed the rules so they can get fired for that)

    Beeps
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I was at the pharmacy to collect my asthma medication (this was spring or summer 2020) and the pharmacist didn’t catch my name the first time round. When she brought out my prescription, she said: “and next time, lose the mask.” What the actual…..? She still works there, wearing a mask nowadays, because I guess her employers made it mandatory. I never said anything, but I’d still like to ask her what the f*ck that was about.

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    Natalie Kelsey
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That might actually have happened. There's definitely some doctors out there pushing conspiracies and acting like idiots, I've heard some scary stuff.

    Leah Helbig
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    3 years ago

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    Are they idiots? How do you know many of them are just as creditable as the doctors you follow. So what makes them not creditable? They dont agree with big government? I mean i get it i want the pandemic gone too but a lot of things they say are backed up by years of study.

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    Jan Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then why do they all wear them while operating? and everywhere else i have seen one? i have a lot of hospital appts and not one medic has not worn one

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And by "doctor" he means, "fellow uneducated incel gamer"?

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a doctor severely fined for not wearing a mask plus I never went to him again plus he got COVID don't know how many people he contaminated. Thie lived by the way! SOB

    Paulo Leitao
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably just needs more friends. real ones, not the imaginary kind.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's almost sad to see what childhood trauma and untreated mental health issues can do to a man, but then again he's just an entitled, violent and vile douchebag who can't handle his fading fame and is now permanently banned from Twitter.

    v
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Because your doctor, while performing any actual surgical procedure, isn't required by law and practice to wear a mask.

    Diane Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he does surgery without a mask too, as they are useless? Or is it to jam the patient for antibiotics for the post-surgery infections? Cause the kick-back he gets from the pharm company is so great, or he doesn't do that either for they might be ones that produce vaccines that are a hoax???? Yeah, not buying that so much either.

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worry that after his appointment he woke up missing a kidney in a bathtub full of ice... xD (actually I don't worry, he's an idiot)

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is actually plausible. Orthopedic surgeons are the most conservative type of physician.

    NoneYa41
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dermatologist wasn't wearing one on my last visit because "we're all fully vaccinated here as are you" so....yeah...

    Glen MacLeod
    Community Member
    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, surgeons think they're useless, that's why they wear them in surgery. Ditto on the idiot.

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure this is true because everytime I have had orthopedic surgery the doctor did notwear a mask --- NOT!!!

    Paloma Vita
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is why no surgeon ever wears one during surgeries... I never thought there were so many idiots in the world.

    Robert Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the doctor prescribed eye of newt and lilac oil for his goiter ....

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they don’t need all those masks or sterile rooms for things like brain surgery, heart surgery… basically every surgery. They’re ok with the docs operating on them without masks, regardless of procedure. Uh huh.

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They aren't useless like that doctor is. Of course they aren't 100% but they block most germs from others getting it

    j miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know...if I was a doctor in today's climate maybe wearing a mask to hide my identity would be a good idea.

    Norah Reilly
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IF that's true, your doctor should be struck off, and both of you should be quarantined for two weeks.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to ask people who are like this, "Ever see a surgeon without a mask? No, you haven't. Obviously, masks are not useless."

    Andrew Stewart
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then all the employees in the hospital came in the room and clapped!

    Sheila McEnany Markowitz
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is a mysogynist, hedonistic idiot...oh, and obviously, a liar. He probably only goes to the doctor when he gets the clap...again.

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to take my mask of with a doctor a few months ago (it was a ent problem, so i had to) i told the doctor id taken a lateral flow before coming in. He said thank you. Not an interesting story, but a comon everyday one which is how normal people behave.

    Raj Kuthrapali
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aubrey Huffed and Puffed till she heard loud clapping in her ears and saw shining golden angels carry her down brightly lit halls and give her a breathing face to mask pump oxygen into her failing lungs, and drip antivirals, antibiotics, steroids and plasma into her blood. One thing those angels couldn't ever hope to cure was Audreys complete lack of taste.

    Leah Helbig
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah this does happen i have had several doctors including a surgeon say this not only to me but my family. I have even had a doctor say take that mask off you have had COVID so you dont need it right now

    ChickyChicky
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then they did it bareback because their mutual smugness made them hornee.

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    #21

    While These Children Weren’t Oxygen Starved, The Poster Was At Birth

    While These Children Weren’t Oxygen Starved, The Poster Was At Birth

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    #22

    Found This On A “People Who Think Liking Harry Potter Is A Personality Trait” Fb Page

    Found This On A “People Who Think Liking Harry Potter Is A Personality Trait” Fb Page

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    #23

    And Then Ben Franklin’s Image Clapped

    And Then Ben Franklin’s Image Clapped

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    #24

    Well, That Saved Me A Goog!

    Well, That Saved Me A Goog!

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    #25

    I Won't Remember Posting This

    I Won't Remember Posting This

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    #26

    Her Jaw Dropped

    Her Jaw Dropped

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    #27

    Hate When People Underestimate The Condoms I Use In A Night Smh

    Hate When People Underestimate The Condoms I Use In A Night Smh

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    #28

    This Has To Be A Joke, Right?

    This Has To Be A Joke, Right?

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    #29

    Anti Vaxxers Are A Gold Mine

    Anti Vaxxers Are A Gold Mine

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    #30

    Then The Toys Clapped

    Then The Toys Clapped

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    #31

    Ye Right And Cats All Clapped

    Ye Right And Cats All Clapped

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    #32

    Highly Doubt It

    Highly Doubt It

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    #33

    That Totally Happened

    That Totally Happened

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    #34

    She Also Happens To Be A Wannabe Travel/Wellness Influencer

    She Also Happens To Be A Wannabe Travel/Wellness Influencer

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    #35

    Sorry, What The Hell Did I Just Read?

    Sorry, What The Hell Did I Just Read?

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    #36

    Cos A Dentist Has Enough Time To Watch An Entire Film Instead Of Working

    Cos A Dentist Has Enough Time To Watch An Entire Film Instead Of Working

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    #37

    I’m Sure They Jumped Another $15 An Hour For No Reason

    I’m Sure They Jumped Another $15 An Hour For No Reason

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    #38

    Became A Bird Person

    Became A Bird Person

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    #39

    Another Clueless Nitwit Who Thinks They're Smarter Than The Teacher

    Another Clueless Nitwit Who Thinks They're Smarter Than The Teacher

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    #40

    Le Epic Protest

    Le Epic Protest

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    #41

    Of Course They Said That

    Of Course They Said That

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    #42

    “Lone Wolf” Beats Up 6 People

    “Lone Wolf” Beats Up 6 People

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    #43

    Stunning And Brave

    Stunning And Brave

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    #44

    Hear Me Roar

    Hear Me Roar

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    #45

    Even Some Of The Commenters Are Feeling Sus

    Even Some Of The Commenters Are Feeling Sus

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    #46

    A Bunch Of People On The Comments Said That They Had Done Something Similar. Is This A Common Thing?

    A Bunch Of People On The Comments Said That They Had Done Something Similar. Is This A Common Thing?

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    #47

    Woman Convinces Everyone At CVS To Take Off Their Masks - No Really This Happened I Was The One Clapping

    Woman Convinces Everyone At CVS To Take Off Their Masks - No Really This Happened I Was The One Clapping

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    #48

    No One Liked That

    No One Liked That

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    #49

    I Don’t Think So

    I Don’t Think So

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    #50

    Very Likely Story

    Very Likely Story

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    #51

    Must Be Pretty Rich Huh?

    Must Be Pretty Rich Huh?

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    #52

    Mlm Huns Need To Come Up With Better Lies

    Mlm Huns Need To Come Up With Better Lies

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    #53

    The Professor Is 16?

    The Professor Is 16?

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    #54

    The Waiter Literally Cried

    The Waiter Literally Cried

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    #55

    Did The Whole Cafeteria Clap As Well?

    Did The Whole Cafeteria Clap As Well?

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    #56

    Real Gamer Girl

    Real Gamer Girl

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    #57

    Maybe Believe If He Wasn't Complete Vermin

    Maybe Believe If He Wasn't Complete Vermin

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    #58

    I’m Literally Non-Binary And Have Never Felt Like I Was Misgendering A Fckn Chess Piece

    I’m Literally Non-Binary And Have Never Felt Like I Was Misgendering A Fckn Chess Piece

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    #59

    And Then People Around The Neighborhood Clapped

    And Then People Around The Neighborhood Clapped

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    #60

    Of Course It Did Deer

    Of Course It Did Deer

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    #61

    Kids Think He’s Walt Disney And He Can’t Bear To Tell Them Otherwise

    Kids Think He’s Walt Disney And He Can’t Bear To Tell Them Otherwise

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    #62

    "Accidentally Gave Myself The Vaccine" Via Twitter! Riiiiight

    "Accidentally Gave Myself The Vaccine" Via Twitter! Riiiiight

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    #63

    Sure Thing Bruh Bruh

    Sure Thing Bruh Bruh

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    #64

    Yes I’m Sure That’s Why You Uploaded It

    Yes I’m Sure That’s Why You Uploaded It

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    #65

    A Kindergartner Can Definitely Say That

    A Kindergartner Can Definitely Say That

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    #66

    I'm Sure Ya Did Buddy

    I'm Sure Ya Did Buddy

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    #67

    Found This On Some Investment Entrepreneur Instagram Account

    Found This On Some Investment Entrepreneur Instagram Account

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    #68

    Docs Know You Are Educated

    Docs Know You Are Educated

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    #69

    Youtube Comments Are A Goldmine

    Youtube Comments Are A Goldmine

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    #70

    Woah Great Job, Kid

    Woah Great Job, Kid

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    #71

    Gay Shakespeare

    Gay Shakespeare

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    #72

    Posted By A “Influencer” Do People Honestly Believe This S**t?

    Posted By A “Influencer” Do People Honestly Believe This S**t?

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    #73

    No Such Thing As Conflict Of Interest!

    No Such Thing As Conflict Of Interest!

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    #74

    And Everyoone Started Cheering

    And Everyoone Started Cheering

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    #75

    S**t Break Snacks In Fantasyland

    S**t Break Snacks In Fantasyland

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    #76

    Wise Worlds From A Wise 7 Year Old

    Wise Worlds From A Wise 7 Year Old

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    #77

    Freestyle Rapping During An Interview... Hmm!

    Freestyle Rapping During An Interview... Hmm!

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    #78

    Target Will Miss Them

    Target Will Miss Them

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    #79

    You Can't Take Crack Orally And It Doesn't Prevent You From Blinking

    You Can't Take Crack Orally And It Doesn't Prevent You From Blinking

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    #80

    Teacher Quits Because Of Camo Jokes

    Teacher Quits Because Of Camo Jokes

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    #81

    It's True Guys, I Was The Sign!

    It's True Guys, I Was The Sign!

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    #82

    A Mom Walking Up To A Stranger Toddler At A Playground To Call The Toddler Out As A Poser About Their Favorite Band

    A Mom Walking Up To A Stranger Toddler At A Playground To Call The Toddler Out As A Poser About Their Favorite Band

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    #83

    Yeaaa Okay. I’m Not Too Sure About This

    Yeaaa Okay. I’m Not Too Sure About This

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    #84

    Because That's Totally Something They Can Do

    Because That's Totally Something They Can Do

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    #85

    “Accidentally” Accessed The Dark Web

    “Accidentally” Accessed The Dark Web

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    #86

    Man Ran Because Of A Belt

    Man Ran Because Of A Belt

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    #87

    We Divorced Because My Kid Lied

    We Divorced Because My Kid Lied

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    #88

    Then The Whole House Clapped

    Then The Whole House Clapped

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    #89

    Does This Belong Here?

    Does This Belong Here?

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    #90

    I Believe You

    I Believe You

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    #91

    Proud Mama Bird

    Proud Mama Bird

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    #92

    I Vibe With Wanting Live Childfree But This Is Just Sad

    I Vibe With Wanting Live Childfree But This Is Just Sad

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    #93

    Found This On Instagram Today And Thought Of You Guys

    Found This On Instagram Today And Thought Of You Guys

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    #94

    A Girl Posted In My Pe Class That Her Mile Run Was 4 Minutes And 39 Seconds... What?

    A Girl Posted In My Pe Class That Her Mile Run Was 4 Minutes And 39 Seconds... What?

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    #95

    Give Me A Break

    Give Me A Break

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    #96

    And She Was Never Bullied Again

    And She Was Never Bullied Again

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