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I'm fine. What are you talking about, you do not look fat in those jeans. I'll give you a call.

We lie all the time. And we get away with it quite often, too. But some folks push their made-up narrative so far, it's hard to imagine anyone actually believing them.

So they end up on the subreddit r/thatHappened. Its members share evidence of "people telling outrageous tall tales that would make Walter Mitty proud" and they have compiled quite the archive since the creation of this online community in 2012.

Here are some of its best gems.

#1

From Cursed Comments

From Cursed Comments

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope you don't mind him losing his fertility to a totally preventable case of the mumps, and having no biological grandchildren?

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    Jesus Christ. What An Idiot

    Jesus Christ. What An Idiot

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    KJ
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, this one should be number one for the massive cringe value.

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    Sometimes people lie just to inflate their image—some think this motivation is the reason behind President Donald Trump's demonstrably false statement that his Inauguration crowd was bigger than President Barack Obama's first one. But people also lie to cover up bad behavior, as American swimmer Ryan Lochte did during the 2016 Summer Olympics by claiming to have been robbed at gunpoint at a gas station when, in fact, he and his teammates, drunk after a party, had been confronted by armed security guards after damaging property.

    We can find similar examples even in fields that are dedicated to the search for eternal truth. And one doesn't have to look far, either. Take the physicist Jan Hendrik Schön, for example, whose purported breakthroughs in molecular semiconductor research proved to be fraudulent.

    #3

    Imagine Getting Called Out Like That, By Harry Styles Himself

    Imagine Getting Called Out Like That, By Harry Styles Himself

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    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He swore to God. Imagine 'god' profile also replying: Stop using me for your lies, Mike.

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    #5

    Running A 5k In 10 Minutes

    Running A 5k In 10 Minutes

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    Lying is something many of us are very good at. We do it while interacting with strangers, co-workers, friends, and loved ones. Turns out, our capacity for dishonesty is as fundamental to us as our need to trust others, which ironically makes us terrible at detecting lies. Being deceitful is woven into us, so much so that it would be truthful to say that to lie is human.

    The ubiquity of lying was first documented systematically two decades ago by Bella DePaulo, a social psychologist at the University of California, Santa Barbara. DePaulo and her colleagues asked 147 adults to jot down for a week every instance they tried to mislead someone. The researchers discovered that the subjects lied on average one or two times a day. Most of these untruths were innocuous, intended to hide one's inadequacies or to protect the feelings of others. Some lies were excuses (one subject blamed the failure to take out the garbage on not knowing where it needed to go). Yet other lies, such as a claim of being a diplomat's son, were aimed at presenting a false image. While these were minor transgressions, a later study by DePaulo and other colleagues involving a similar sample indicated that most people have, at some point, told one or more "serious lies", like hiding an affair from a spouse, or making false claims on a college application.

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    #6

    How Does She Expect Anyone To Believe Her? My Mother Sent Me This From Our Neighborhood Facebook Group

    How Does She Expect Anyone To Believe Her? My Mother Sent Me This From Our Neighborhood Facebook Group

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    Samantha Lomb
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I read here is "I fantasized about committing assault on strangers to to promote my snake oil"

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    #8

    And Then The Coronavirus Clapped

    And Then The Coronavirus Clapped

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may be "incredibly easy" according to this tweeter, but I'm pretty impressed by anyone who can accidentally swallow an entire mask by accident.

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    Researchers suggest that lying as a behavior arose pretty soon after the emergence of language. The ability to manipulate others without using physical force likely conferred an advantage in the competition for resources and mates, akin to the evolution of deceptive strategies in the animal kingdom, such as camouflage.

    "Lying is so easy compared to other ways of gaining power," Sissela Bok, an ethicist at Harvard University who's one of the most prominent thinkers on the subject, told Nat Geo. "It's much easier to lie in order to get somebody's money or wealth than to hit them over the head or rob a bank.

    "Experts are learning that we're prone to believe some lies even when they're easily contradicted by clear evidence. These insights suggest that our proclivity for deceiving others, and our vulnerability to being deceived, are especially consequential in the age of social media.

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    So in the case of r/ThatHappened, it's nice to see that we can still retain our ability to distinguish truth from fiction.

    #10

    Lady Who Lives In Massive Fantasy Land Goes To Disneyland

    Lady Who Lives In Massive Fantasy Land Goes To Disneyland

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    #11

    Woman Finds Microchip In Her Son’s Mask!?

    Woman Finds Microchip In Her Son’s Mask!?

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    #12

    Of All The Things That Didn't Happen, This Didn't Happen The Most

    Of All The Things That Didn't Happen, This Didn't Happen The Most

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    KJ
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Decided to turn lesbian, it's not like deciding to wear jeans instead of shorts today lol.

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    #13

    Mhmm, Yeah Sure It Was

    Mhmm, Yeah Sure It Was

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    Cecily Holland
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one really annoys me! These self entitled, self absorbed mental midgets really think they have it that bad. It’s disrespectful and disgusting

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    #14

    This 2-Year-Old Must Have A Degree Already

    This 2-Year-Old Must Have A Degree Already

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    Otter
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sympathies to that child, s/he's going to grow up having their needs ignored, because mum needs them to make her feel better about her life.

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    #15

    Everyone’s Worst Nightmare

    Everyone’s Worst Nightmare

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    #16

    Oh Yeah. For Sure

    Oh Yeah. For Sure

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    Falcon dimi
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but on the other hand she is probably still paying the hospital bills for the delivery of het son.

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    #17

    Brags To All Their Friends For Saving Their Life With Essential Oils

    Brags To All Their Friends For Saving Their Life With Essential Oils

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    #18

    Discord Users Are A Different Breed

    Discord Users Are A Different Breed

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    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because we all know when the universe began, the big bang and all that, monkeys were already well established 🤦‍♀️ not even apes, he said monkeys. Zero effort

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    #21

    While These Children Weren’t Oxygen Starved, The Poster Was At Birth

    While These Children Weren’t Oxygen Starved, The Poster Was At Birth

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    KJ
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird how some folks wear one for a full shift and are fine, they must be ghosts or something I guess.

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    #22

    Found This On A “People Who Think Liking Harry Potter Is A Personality Trait” Fb Page

    Found This On A “People Who Think Liking Harry Potter Is A Personality Trait” Fb Page

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    #23

    And Then Ben Franklin’s Image Clapped

    And Then Ben Franklin’s Image Clapped

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    #24

    Well, That Saved Me A Goog!

    Well, That Saved Me A Goog!

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    Otter
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can believe that someone in a bar actually said that, after a beer or twelve.

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    #25

    I Won't Remember Posting This

    I Won't Remember Posting This

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    #27

    Hate When People Underestimate The Condoms I Use In A Night Smh

    Hate When People Underestimate The Condoms I Use In A Night Smh

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    #28

    This Has To Be A Joke, Right?

    This Has To Be A Joke, Right?

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    #29

    Anti Vaxxers Are A Gold Mine

    Anti Vaxxers Are A Gold Mine

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    Samantha Lomb
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm positive this is the same person who would be convinced dihydrogen monoxide is super toxic too.

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    #30

    Then The Toys Clapped

    Then The Toys Clapped

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    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then he cited Marx and refuted his argument with Hegel's counterargument!

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    #32

    Highly Doubt It

    Highly Doubt It

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    Ceph Alopod
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out of all the things so far this one seems slightly plausible just due to sense of humor

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    #34

    She Also Happens To Be A Wannabe Travel/Wellness Influencer

    She Also Happens To Be A Wannabe Travel/Wellness Influencer

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    FromageFeet
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it wouldn’t be weird for a stranger to take pictures of you alone in a bikini without you being aware….not at all.

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    #35

    Sorry, What The Hell Did I Just Read?

    Sorry, What The Hell Did I Just Read?

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    Otter
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... what? This guy wrote the story because he thinks that using frozen chicken parts is somehow more humane than killing chickens onsite? How does THAT make sense?

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    #36

    Cos A Dentist Has Enough Time To Watch An Entire Film Instead Of Working

    Cos A Dentist Has Enough Time To Watch An Entire Film Instead Of Working

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish this one was true. I'd love a lunch break where you just sit and watch full-length movies in your waiting room.

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    #37

    I’m Sure They Jumped Another $15 An Hour For No Reason

    I’m Sure They Jumped Another $15 An Hour For No Reason

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    Sheila Stamey
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought internships, by definition were unpaid? Otherwise, you are just another EMPLOYEE, correct? If I am in error I'm sorry, maybe some are paid,

    Sasha
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ur too busy for an internship why did you apply for one and argue over salary.

    J Garza
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person is in for some harsh real-life lesson when they actually look for a real job. Ouch.

    Michael Bartko
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, for a job that was worth 15/hr. You’re always meeting VP’s of marketing for major entertainment outlets about 15/hr jobs. And all of HBO clapped. Even Larry David.

    Kat Olmstead
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this were true, why would you waste your time interviewing and then fighting for higher pay if you never intended to take it in the first place? Idiot didn't think that lie through.

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    #39

    Another Clueless Nitwit Who Thinks They're Smarter Than The Teacher

    Another Clueless Nitwit Who Thinks They're Smarter Than The Teacher

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    #41

    Of Course They Said That

    Of Course They Said That

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    BananaJo
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horrible histories taught me more than my history classes, I've been watching it since I was 6 and still watch it now w/ my little sister. Just wanted to share

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    #42

    “Lone Wolf” Beats Up 6 People

    “Lone Wolf” Beats Up 6 People

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    Even Some Of The Commenters Are Feeling Sus

    Even Some Of The Commenters Are Feeling Sus

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    Otter
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you make $54 an hour, you can damn well afford something healthier for the family.

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    #46

    A Bunch Of People On The Comments Said That They Had Done Something Similar. Is This A Common Thing?

    A Bunch Of People On The Comments Said That They Had Done Something Similar. Is This A Common Thing?

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    #47

    Woman Convinces Everyone At CVS To Take Off Their Masks - No Really This Happened I Was The One Clapping

    Woman Convinces Everyone At CVS To Take Off Their Masks - No Really This Happened I Was The One Clapping

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    #48

    No One Liked That

    No One Liked That

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    #49

    I Don’t Think So

    I Don’t Think So

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    Chiuki
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *cop arrests himself and apologizes* - clearly this dude's never dealt with cops. 500 of them would show up and ventilate you while shouting "stop resisting!"

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    #50

    Very Likely Story

    Very Likely Story

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    Chiuki
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *calls uber* "I'm hiding behind the laundry truck - some guys are trying to hurt me"

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    #52

    Mlm Huns Need To Come Up With Better Lies

    Mlm Huns Need To Come Up With Better Lies

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    #54

    The Waiter Literally Cried

    The Waiter Literally Cried

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    #55

    Did The Whole Cafeteria Clap As Well?

    Did The Whole Cafeteria Clap As Well?

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    #56

    Real Gamer Girl

    Real Gamer Girl

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    #57

    Maybe Believe If He Wasn't Complete Vermin

    Maybe Believe If He Wasn't Complete Vermin

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    #58

    I’m Literally Non-Binary And Have Never Felt Like I Was Misgendering A Fckn Chess Piece

    I’m Literally Non-Binary And Have Never Felt Like I Was Misgendering A Fckn Chess Piece

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    Ray Martin
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a game of chess there are an estimated 1,327 named openings and variants. If each of those opening gambits created an alternate timeline, in precisely none of them would this story be true.

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    #59

    And Then People Around The Neighborhood Clapped

    And Then People Around The Neighborhood Clapped

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how will she inject essential oils to cure the doll's almond allergy? /s

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    #60

    Of Course It Did Deer

    Of Course It Did Deer

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    Arctic Fox Lover
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's like "OHHH I'm so happy to be grabbing my phone that's in the bathroom for some reason that is also oh-so conveniently propped up against something with the camera app on!! Wait, whoa, hold on, did it just take this really well-lit picture of me while I was reaching in to grab it??? :0"

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    #61

    Kids Think He’s Walt Disney And He Can’t Bear To Tell Them Otherwise

    Kids Think He’s Walt Disney And He Can’t Bear To Tell Them Otherwise

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    troufaki13
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure these children don't even know Walt Disney was a real person

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    #62

    "Accidentally Gave Myself The Vaccine" Via Twitter! Riiiiight

    "Accidentally Gave Myself The Vaccine" Via Twitter! Riiiiight

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    #63

    Sure Thing Bruh Bruh

    Sure Thing Bruh Bruh

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could see this happening. I'd certainly be tempted to do that as an employee. (Though I also don't put up with nonsense and send line jumpers to the back.)

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    #64

    Yes I’m Sure That’s Why You Uploaded It

    Yes I’m Sure That’s Why You Uploaded It

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    Penelope
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the hashtags on this one supposed to be edgy and funny? Because they’re not.

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    #65

    A Kindergartner Can Definitely Say That

    A Kindergartner Can Definitely Say That

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How do countries come to go to war?" the little boy inquired, looking up from his book. "For various reasons," explained the father. "Now, there was Germany and Russia. They went to war because the Russians mobilized." "Not at all, my dear," the wife interrupted. "It was because the Austrians—" "Tut, tut, my love!" the husband remonstrated. "Don't you suppose I know?" "Certainly not—you are all wrong. It was because—" "Mrs. Perkins, I tell you it was because—" "Benjamin, you ought to know better, you have boggled—" "Your opinion, madam, has not been requested in this matter." "Shut up! I won't have my child mistaught by an ignoramus." "Don't you dare, you impudent—" "And don't you dare bristle at me, or I'll—" "Oh, never mind!" the little boy intervened. "I think I know now how wars begin."

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    #66

    I'm Sure Ya Did Buddy

    I'm Sure Ya Did Buddy

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    #67

    Found This On Some Investment Entrepreneur Instagram Account

    Found This On Some Investment Entrepreneur Instagram Account

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    #68

    Docs Know You Are Educated

    Docs Know You Are Educated

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably do just look at them like 😳, but for other reasons.

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    #69

    Youtube Comments Are A Goldmine

    Youtube Comments Are A Goldmine

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    Chiuki
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sensed the presence of a dark web hacker, moving through my meme collection, but I warned him exactly where the porn was located which caused him to flee with fright. 🤨

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    #71

    Gay Shakespeare

    Gay Shakespeare

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's gay fiction. When I was a teen, I had literally read ALL LGBTQ fiction in my local library. Times have changed. There are now more options out there than any one person could possibly read. Ask your local librarian or a google a reading list for suggestions. (Or, legit, ask me here. Be as specific as you want. I've probably read one I can recommend for your interest.)

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    #72

    Posted By A “Influencer” Do People Honestly Believe This S**t?

    Posted By A “Influencer” Do People Honestly Believe This S**t?

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    #73

    No Such Thing As Conflict Of Interest!

    No Such Thing As Conflict Of Interest!

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    Chiuki
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your lawyer posts on social media that they're about to gang up with you against your soon-to-be-ex to "rip him off", you might have a better case. And you might want to consider finding a lawyer that actually passed the bar and knows the law. Just a suggestion.

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    #74

    And Everyoone Started Cheering

    And Everyoone Started Cheering

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course none of them had their hearts broken. That never heals, so they'd be dead.

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    #75

    S**t Break Snacks In Fantasyland

    S**t Break Snacks In Fantasyland

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    #76

    Wise Worlds From A Wise 7 Year Old

    Wise Worlds From A Wise 7 Year Old

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    #77

    Freestyle Rapping During An Interview... Hmm!

    Freestyle Rapping During An Interview... Hmm!

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    #78

    Target Will Miss Them

    Target Will Miss Them

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    Helen Haley
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't happen. What actually happens is antimaskers throwing themselves onto the floor in a fit like a toddler.

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    #79

    You Can't Take Crack Orally And It Doesn't Prevent You From Blinking

    You Can't Take Crack Orally And It Doesn't Prevent You From Blinking

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    Chiuki
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People will take random pills from random people, but we're struggling to get people to get vaccinated? What the actual hell?

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    #81

    It's True Guys, I Was The Sign!

    It's True Guys, I Was The Sign!

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    #82

    A Mom Walking Up To A Stranger Toddler At A Playground To Call The Toddler Out As A Poser About Their Favorite Band

    A Mom Walking Up To A Stranger Toddler At A Playground To Call The Toddler Out As A Poser About Their Favorite Band

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    #83

    Yeaaa Okay. I’m Not Too Sure About This

    Yeaaa Okay. I’m Not Too Sure About This

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    #84

    Because That's Totally Something They Can Do

    Because That's Totally Something They Can Do

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's not a thing. Some of us white people just want to be oppressed so badly. *facepalm*

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    #85

    “Accidentally” Accessed The Dark Web

    “Accidentally” Accessed The Dark Web

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    Ray Martin
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and you tell them "Please take me away, because I'm too stupid to be walking around free". It's not possible to access the dark web "on accident (sic)"

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    #86

    Man Ran Because Of A Belt

    Man Ran Because Of A Belt

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this really how conservatives think the Black Lives Matter movement works?

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    #87

    We Divorced Because My Kid Lied

    We Divorced Because My Kid Lied

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    Chiuki
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the divorce had reached terminal velocity and couldn't be stopped.

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    #88

    Then The Whole House Clapped

    Then The Whole House Clapped

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    Does This Belong Here?

    Does This Belong Here?

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    Chiuki
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I was stalked by an imaginary hot girl, but I told her I was too shallow to talk to her". Imaginary girl dodge a bullet.

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    I Believe You

    I Believe You

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    Lady Vader
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there was any way at all that this was true, it would be fkn hilarious!! 🤣

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    Proud Mama Bird

    Proud Mama Bird

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    Stoopham McFernybabes
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son would say something like that. The part I don’t believe is the nurse kissing the kid.

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    I Vibe With Wanting Live Childfree But This Is Just Sad

    I Vibe With Wanting Live Childfree But This Is Just Sad

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    Gelato Cat
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust bp to post an article about childless people and this in the same day lol

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    Found This On Instagram Today And Thought Of You Guys

    Found This On Instagram Today And Thought Of You Guys

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    Bianca Saville
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not far fetched. There are kids like that and I'm lucky when I get to teach them.

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    #94

    A Girl Posted In My Pe Class That Her Mile Run Was 4 Minutes And 39 Seconds... What?

    A Girl Posted In My Pe Class That Her Mile Run Was 4 Minutes And 39 Seconds... What?

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    Give Me A Break

    Give Me A Break

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    Helen Haley
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A teacher trying to be encouraging, I could see that happening. I could also see an egocentric teenager taking it like this.

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