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I'm fine. What are you talking about, you do not look fat in those jeans. I'll give you a call.

We lie all the time. And we get away with it quite often, too. But some folks push their made-up narrative so far, it's hard to imagine anyone actually believing them.

So they end up on the subreddit r/thatHappened. Its members share evidence of "people telling outrageous tall tales that would make Walter Mitty proud" and they have compiled quite the archive since the creation of this online community in 2012.

Here are some of its best gems.

#1

From Cursed Comments

From Cursed Comments

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#2

Jesus Christ. What An Idiot

Jesus Christ. What An Idiot

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Sometimes people lie just to inflate their image—some think this motivation is the reason behind President Donald Trump's demonstrably false statement that his Inauguration crowd was bigger than President Barack Obama's first one. But people also lie to cover up bad behavior, as American swimmer Ryan Lochte did during the 2016 Summer Olympics by claiming to have been robbed at gunpoint at a gas station when, in fact, he and his teammates, drunk after a party, had been confronted by armed security guards after damaging property.

We can find similar examples even in fields that are dedicated to the search for eternal truth. And one doesn't have to look far, either. Take the physicist Jan Hendrik Schön, for example, whose purported breakthroughs in molecular semiconductor research proved to be fraudulent.

#3

Imagine Getting Called Out Like That, By Harry Styles Himself

Imagine Getting Called Out Like That, By Harry Styles Himself

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#4

Not Really Sure What Is There To Brag About Anyways

Not Really Sure What Is There To Brag About Anyways

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#5

Running A 5k In 10 Minutes

Running A 5k In 10 Minutes

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Lying is something many of us are very good at. We do it while interacting with strangers, co-workers, friends, and loved ones. Turns out, our capacity for dishonesty is as fundamental to us as our need to trust others, which ironically makes us terrible at detecting lies. Being deceitful is woven into us, so much so that it would be truthful to say that to lie is human.

The ubiquity of lying was first documented systematically two decades ago by Bella DePaulo, a social psychologist at the University of California, Santa Barbara. DePaulo and her colleagues asked 147 adults to jot down for a week every instance they tried to mislead someone. The researchers discovered that the subjects lied on average one or two times a day. Most of these untruths were innocuous, intended to hide one's inadequacies or to protect the feelings of others. Some lies were excuses (one subject blamed the failure to take out the garbage on not knowing where it needed to go). Yet other lies, such as a claim of being a diplomat's son, were aimed at presenting a false image. While these were minor transgressions, a later study by DePaulo and other colleagues involving a similar sample indicated that most people have, at some point, told one or more "serious lies", like hiding an affair from a spouse, or making false claims on a college application.

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#6

How Does She Expect Anyone To Believe Her? My Mother Sent Me This From Our Neighborhood Facebook Group

How Does She Expect Anyone To Believe Her? My Mother Sent Me This From Our Neighborhood Facebook Group

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#7

The Entire Sub Is Like This

The Entire Sub Is Like This

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#8

And Then The Coronavirus Clapped

And Then The Coronavirus Clapped

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Researchers suggest that lying as a behavior arose pretty soon after the emergence of language. The ability to manipulate others without using physical force likely conferred an advantage in the competition for resources and mates, akin to the evolution of deceptive strategies in the animal kingdom, such as camouflage.

"Lying is so easy compared to other ways of gaining power," Sissela Bok, an ethicist at Harvard University who's one of the most prominent thinkers on the subject, told Nat Geo. "It's much easier to lie in order to get somebody's money or wealth than to hit them over the head or rob a bank.

"Experts are learning that we're prone to believe some lies even when they're easily contradicted by clear evidence. These insights suggest that our proclivity for deceiving others, and our vulnerability to being deceived, are especially consequential in the age of social media.

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So in the case of r/ThatHappened, it's nice to see that we can still retain our ability to distinguish truth from fiction.

#9

Antivax Jesus Made Me Want To Die

Antivax Jesus Made Me Want To Die

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#10

Lady Who Lives In Massive Fantasy Land Goes To Disneyland

Lady Who Lives In Massive Fantasy Land Goes To Disneyland

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#11

Woman Finds Microchip In Her Son’s Mask!?

Woman Finds Microchip In Her Son’s Mask!?

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#12

Of All The Things That Didn't Happen, This Didn't Happen The Most

Of All The Things That Didn't Happen, This Didn't Happen The Most

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#13

Mhmm, Yeah Sure It Was

Mhmm, Yeah Sure It Was

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#14

This 2-Year-Old Must Have A Degree Already

This 2-Year-Old Must Have A Degree Already

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#15

Everyone’s Worst Nightmare

Everyone’s Worst Nightmare

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#16

Oh Yeah. For Sure

Oh Yeah. For Sure

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#17

Brags To All Their Friends For Saving Their Life With Essential Oils

Brags To All Their Friends For Saving Their Life With Essential Oils

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#18

Discord Users Are A Different Breed

Discord Users Are A Different Breed

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#19

And All Vampires Clapped

And All Vampires Clapped

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#20

Sure He Did Aubrey

Sure He Did Aubrey

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#21

While These Children Weren’t Oxygen Starved, The Poster Was At Birth

While These Children Weren’t Oxygen Starved, The Poster Was At Birth

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#22

Found This On A “People Who Think Liking Harry Potter Is A Personality Trait” Fb Page

Found This On A “People Who Think Liking Harry Potter Is A Personality Trait” Fb Page

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J&B FitzTubeKidz
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I could see the first part happening but the barista crying and giving them free pastries? Come on.

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Ben Lavalleur
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They then called "He who must not be named" even though the cup said Voldemort. Hermione Granger then started weeping and Draco hugged him like an old friend. Draco and Voldy then sat down and opened their Excel tables on their laptops. All was good and everyone clapped.

Kristal
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First it was believable with the fake names but if you're THAT into HP and you want to hook up with the girl, you'd NEVER call her a mudblood. Totally not believable at that point.

Karen Grace
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, it is. If they are both into their HP persona he almost Has to call her a mudblood. That is Why he winked, to show he was also really into the whole Harry Potter world. Also a name and phone number doesn't always = wanting to "hook up". It can also be sharing an interest as friends.

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Jo Choto
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Gave" free pastries, as in, threw bread at you to make you go away.

Hugh Walter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a crush-fantasy written down . . . she'll cringe when she remembers it in a few years, when someone she's annoyed bumps it up her feed!

Stinky Malinky
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m really so very glad the internet didn’t exist when I was a brain-wormed teenager

Autumn
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it weren’t for the free pastries part this could’ve been true. I actually laughed at the mudblood part.

Christy Smith
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if it's an issue when telling these pathetic stories to ppl they actually know, seeing how others know she'd be lucky to get a side glance at the most.

Orange is aging
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That would give me second hand embarrassment SO. FREAKING. HARD. Glad it’s a lie

Droopsnoot
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some extreme fans get the point totally wrong. It's weird enough to ship mortal enemies, but this is just next level

Olivia Atkinson
Community Member
11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

mudblood is a slur in harrypotter- so calling people slurs is hot ig.

Iara Ra
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pathetic when your life is only fairytales. Grow up people.

ThEboRedEsTpANdA
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok but ngl I did see something like this minus the last 2-and-a-bit lines

Adrian
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have never met a barista who would start crying because Draco Malfoy wined at me.

Emo Sloth
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm practically obsessed with HP but c'mon, there's a line you don't cross.

Adam C
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

haha I also starts with "story time" when I read to my daugther.

Justin Seagull
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are so many of these story include someone giving free food and stuff?

DarkAngelNic
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know some people should just stick to writing fan fiction.

François Carré
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, maybe 23 years ago they could have felt a bit special about this.

Mike Power
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, I used to panhandle near a Starbucks in San Francisco and when they'd close at night, they'd always hand me a shopping bag STUFFED with their pre-packaged pastries and sandwiches. They didn't say the stupid Harry Potter house names though otherwise I'd have declined the free food.

GenXandEarnedItAll
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always give my name as "BINGO" or "Yatzee." when they ask. Why not? Hopefully makes them laugh a little and have fun.

Nathan Jones
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I especially love these fake douchey stories where they assume everyone everywhere knows these Hairy Twatter references.

Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This would be hilarious if it actually happened and I'm sad that it didn't

Nicole Blomkamp
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can spell Harry Potter fan vocal but otherwise has absolutely zero grasp of the English language. I want to tape every single volume together and hit her over the head with it.

Zelda Sterling
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's either crying or clapping- you can get both but never neither

Robert Martens
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then an older man fell dead while watching this happen, that man, Dumbledore!

Katchen
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate the “thinks ______ is a personality trait” trope.

Tobias Rieper
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and the manager gave you a thumbs up and everybody clapped and then the end credits played

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#23

And Then Ben Franklin’s Image Clapped

And Then Ben Franklin’s Image Clapped

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#24

Well, That Saved Me A Goog!

Well, That Saved Me A Goog!

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#25

I Won't Remember Posting This

I Won't Remember Posting This

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#26

Her Jaw Dropped

Her Jaw Dropped

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#27

Hate When People Underestimate The Condoms I Use In A Night Smh

Hate When People Underestimate The Condoms I Use In A Night Smh

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#28

This Has To Be A Joke, Right?

This Has To Be A Joke, Right?

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#29

Anti Vaxxers Are A Gold Mine

Anti Vaxxers Are A Gold Mine

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#30

Then The Toys Clapped

Then The Toys Clapped

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#31

Ye Right And Cats All Clapped

Ye Right And Cats All Clapped

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#32

Highly Doubt It

Highly Doubt It

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#33

That Totally Happened

That Totally Happened

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#34

She Also Happens To Be A Wannabe Travel/Wellness Influencer

She Also Happens To Be A Wannabe Travel/Wellness Influencer

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#35

Sorry, What The Hell Did I Just Read?

Sorry, What The Hell Did I Just Read?

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#36

Cos A Dentist Has Enough Time To Watch An Entire Film Instead Of Working

Cos A Dentist Has Enough Time To Watch An Entire Film Instead Of Working

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#37

I’m Sure They Jumped Another $15 An Hour For No Reason

I’m Sure They Jumped Another $15 An Hour For No Reason

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#38

Became A Bird Person

Became A Bird Person

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#39

Another Clueless Nitwit Who Thinks They're Smarter Than The Teacher

Another Clueless Nitwit Who Thinks They're Smarter Than The Teacher

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#40

Le Epic Protest

Le Epic Protest

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#41

Of Course They Said That

Of Course They Said That

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#42

“Lone Wolf” Beats Up 6 People

“Lone Wolf” Beats Up 6 People

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#43

Stunning And Brave

Stunning And Brave

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#44

Hear Me Roar

Hear Me Roar

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#45

Even Some Of The Commenters Are Feeling Sus

Even Some Of The Commenters Are Feeling Sus

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#46

A Bunch Of People On The Comments Said That They Had Done Something Similar. Is This A Common Thing?

A Bunch Of People On The Comments Said That They Had Done Something Similar. Is This A Common Thing?

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#47

Woman Convinces Everyone At CVS To Take Off Their Masks - No Really This Happened I Was The One Clapping

Woman Convinces Everyone At CVS To Take Off Their Masks - No Really This Happened I Was The One Clapping

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#48

No One Liked That

No One Liked That

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#49

I Don’t Think So

I Don’t Think So

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#50

Very Likely Story

Very Likely Story

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#51

Must Be Pretty Rich Huh?

Must Be Pretty Rich Huh?

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#52

Mlm Huns Need To Come Up With Better Lies

Mlm Huns Need To Come Up With Better Lies

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#53

The Professor Is 16?

The Professor Is 16?

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#54

The Waiter Literally Cried

The Waiter Literally Cried

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#55

Did The Whole Cafeteria Clap As Well?

Did The Whole Cafeteria Clap As Well?

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Real Gamer Girl

Real Gamer Girl

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#57

Maybe Believe If He Wasn't Complete Vermin

Maybe Believe If He Wasn't Complete Vermin

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#58

I’m Literally Non-Binary And Have Never Felt Like I Was Misgendering A Fckn Chess Piece

I’m Literally Non-Binary And Have Never Felt Like I Was Misgendering A Fckn Chess Piece

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#59

And Then People Around The Neighborhood Clapped

And Then People Around The Neighborhood Clapped

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#60

Of Course It Did Deer

Of Course It Did Deer

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#61

Kids Think He’s Walt Disney And He Can’t Bear To Tell Them Otherwise

Kids Think He’s Walt Disney And He Can’t Bear To Tell Them Otherwise

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#62

"Accidentally Gave Myself The Vaccine" Via Twitter! Riiiiight

"Accidentally Gave Myself The Vaccine" Via Twitter! Riiiiight

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#63

Sure Thing Bruh Bruh

Sure Thing Bruh Bruh

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#64

Yes I’m Sure That’s Why You Uploaded It

Yes I’m Sure That’s Why You Uploaded It

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#65

A Kindergartner Can Definitely Say That

A Kindergartner Can Definitely Say That

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#66

I'm Sure Ya Did Buddy

I'm Sure Ya Did Buddy

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#67

Found This On Some Investment Entrepreneur Instagram Account

Found This On Some Investment Entrepreneur Instagram Account

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#68

Docs Know You Are Educated

Docs Know You Are Educated

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#69

Youtube Comments Are A Goldmine

Youtube Comments Are A Goldmine

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Woah Great Job, Kid

Woah Great Job, Kid

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Gay Shakespeare

Gay Shakespeare

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#72

Posted By A “Influencer” Do People Honestly Believe This S**t?

Posted By A “Influencer” Do People Honestly Believe This S**t?

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#73

No Such Thing As Conflict Of Interest!

No Such Thing As Conflict Of Interest!

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#74

And Everyoone Started Cheering

And Everyoone Started Cheering

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#75

S**t Break Snacks In Fantasyland

S**t Break Snacks In Fantasyland

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#76

Wise Worlds From A Wise 7 Year Old

Wise Worlds From A Wise 7 Year Old

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#77

Freestyle Rapping During An Interview... Hmm!

Freestyle Rapping During An Interview... Hmm!

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#78

Target Will Miss Them

Target Will Miss Them

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#79

You Can't Take Crack Orally And It Doesn't Prevent You From Blinking

You Can't Take Crack Orally And It Doesn't Prevent You From Blinking

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Teacher Quits Because Of Camo Jokes

Teacher Quits Because Of Camo Jokes

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#81

It's True Guys, I Was The Sign!

It's True Guys, I Was The Sign!

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#82

A Mom Walking Up To A Stranger Toddler At A Playground To Call The Toddler Out As A Poser About Their Favorite Band

A Mom Walking Up To A Stranger Toddler At A Playground To Call The Toddler Out As A Poser About Their Favorite Band

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#83

Yeaaa Okay. I’m Not Too Sure About This

Yeaaa Okay. I’m Not Too Sure About This

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#84

Because That's Totally Something They Can Do

Because That's Totally Something They Can Do

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#85

“Accidentally” Accessed The Dark Web

“Accidentally” Accessed The Dark Web

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#86

Man Ran Because Of A Belt

Man Ran Because Of A Belt

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#87

We Divorced Because My Kid Lied

We Divorced Because My Kid Lied

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Then The Whole House Clapped

Then The Whole House Clapped

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#89

Does This Belong Here?

Does This Belong Here?

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#90

I Believe You

I Believe You

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#91

Proud Mama Bird

Proud Mama Bird

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#92

I Vibe With Wanting Live Childfree But This Is Just Sad

I Vibe With Wanting Live Childfree But This Is Just Sad

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#93

Found This On Instagram Today And Thought Of You Guys

Found This On Instagram Today And Thought Of You Guys

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#94

A Girl Posted In My Pe Class That Her Mile Run Was 4 Minutes And 39 Seconds... What?

A Girl Posted In My Pe Class That Her Mile Run Was 4 Minutes And 39 Seconds... What?

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#95

Give Me A Break

Give Me A Break

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#96

And She Was Never Bullied Again

And She Was Never Bullied Again

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