I hope you don't mind him losing his fertility to a totally preventable case of the mumps, and having no biological grandchildren?

Lol, this one should be number one for the massive cringe value.

He swore to God. Imagine 'god' profile also replying: Stop using me for your lies, Mike.

Even all 29 digits

The world record just has been broken by youuu 😱

What I read here is "I fantasized about committing assault on strangers to to promote my snake oil"

And then he woke up.

I think this is what antivaxxers actually think will happen though.

Signed, Donald J Trump.

“My even manager” doesn’t care about spelling and grammar. Or truth.

What’s an even manager? Is there an odd manager?

And then, the owner of the company called and gave the company to me, and then, aliens arrived and flew me to their planet and made me their king, and then…

How could he tear up kittens? I'm so damaged by this very real story.

Yea, doctors needed a new disease to keep their jobs, all those unemployed doctros with no sick people to treat.

You mean you got sent home and now you're typing out what you wished happened. Typhoid Mary has nothing on you

Two things come to mind with these kinds of posts: 1. Do they really believe anyone will think they are telling the truth, and 2. Why, why, why do people feel the need to post something like this?? Boggles my mind. It reminds me of a five year old telling a whopping story. These people need attention and they also believe their audience is extremely gullible. It’s sad.

his grammar is worse than his story

I prefer and odd manager

How could you rip the mask? It had kittens on it. KITTENS!

lmao even though i know this is fake i feel bad for the old lady. she was trying to be nice. jeez.

20 minutes earlier---"De plane, Boss, De Plane!!

But you're still a virgin.

They give promotions in the psych ward?? Were you promoted to electroshock therapy??

That’s called pity

How rude you were to tear up her consideration

yeah cause ripping up a gift a elderly co worker gave you gives clause for applause

well someone's been sniffing deep in trump's butt crack

They would still have a job even if there wasn’t a pandemic, and probably still very overworked. What he said is bogus.

And then he learned how to type and spell

Wow... If this person is that smart they should be able spell too

try to rip up a mask

"co woker".

my even manager? So, the promotion is cancelled by the uneven?