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I'm fine. What are you talking about, you do not look fat in those jeans. I'll give you a call.

We lie all the time. And we get away with it quite often, too. But some folks push their made-up narrative so far, it's hard to imagine anyone actually believing them.

So they end up on the subreddit r/thatHappened. Its members share evidence of "people telling outrageous tall tales that would make Walter Mitty proud" and they have compiled quite the archive since the creation of this online community in 2012.

Here are some of its best gems.

#1

From Cursed Comments

From Cursed Comments

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Otter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope you don't mind him losing his fertility to a totally preventable case of the mumps, and having no biological grandchildren?

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#2

Jesus Christ. What An Idiot

Jesus Christ. What An Idiot

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KJ
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol, this one should be number one for the massive cringe value.

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Sometimes people lie just to inflate their image—some think this motivation is the reason behind President Donald Trump's demonstrably false statement that his Inauguration crowd was bigger than President Barack Obama's first one. But people also lie to cover up bad behavior, as American swimmer Ryan Lochte did during the 2016 Summer Olympics by claiming to have been robbed at gunpoint at a gas station when, in fact, he and his teammates, drunk after a party, had been confronted by armed security guards after damaging property.

We can find similar examples even in fields that are dedicated to the search for eternal truth. And one doesn't have to look far, either. Take the physicist Jan Hendrik Schön, for example, whose purported breakthroughs in molecular semiconductor research proved to be fraudulent.

#3

Imagine Getting Called Out Like That, By Harry Styles Himself

Imagine Getting Called Out Like That, By Harry Styles Himself

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He swore to God. Imagine 'god' profile also replying: Stop using me for your lies, Mike.

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#5

Running A 5k In 10 Minutes

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Lying is something many of us are very good at. We do it while interacting with strangers, co-workers, friends, and loved ones. Turns out, our capacity for dishonesty is as fundamental to us as our need to trust others, which ironically makes us terrible at detecting lies. Being deceitful is woven into us, so much so that it would be truthful to say that to lie is human.

The ubiquity of lying was first documented systematically two decades ago by Bella DePaulo, a social psychologist at the University of California, Santa Barbara. DePaulo and her colleagues asked 147 adults to jot down for a week every instance they tried to mislead someone. The researchers discovered that the subjects lied on average one or two times a day. Most of these untruths were innocuous, intended to hide one's inadequacies or to protect the feelings of others. Some lies were excuses (one subject blamed the failure to take out the garbage on not knowing where it needed to go). Yet other lies, such as a claim of being a diplomat's son, were aimed at presenting a false image. While these were minor transgressions, a later study by DePaulo and other colleagues involving a similar sample indicated that most people have, at some point, told one or more "serious lies", like hiding an affair from a spouse, or making false claims on a college application.

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#6

How Does She Expect Anyone To Believe Her? My Mother Sent Me This From Our Neighborhood Facebook Group

How Does She Expect Anyone To Believe Her? My Mother Sent Me This From Our Neighborhood Facebook Group

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Samantha Lomb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What I read here is "I fantasized about committing assault on strangers to to promote my snake oil"

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#8

And Then The Coronavirus Clapped

And Then The Coronavirus Clapped

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It may be "incredibly easy" according to this tweeter, but I'm pretty impressed by anyone who can accidentally swallow an entire mask by accident.

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Researchers suggest that lying as a behavior arose pretty soon after the emergence of language. The ability to manipulate others without using physical force likely conferred an advantage in the competition for resources and mates, akin to the evolution of deceptive strategies in the animal kingdom, such as camouflage.

"Lying is so easy compared to other ways of gaining power," Sissela Bok, an ethicist at Harvard University who's one of the most prominent thinkers on the subject, told Nat Geo. "It's much easier to lie in order to get somebody's money or wealth than to hit them over the head or rob a bank.

"Experts are learning that we're prone to believe some lies even when they're easily contradicted by clear evidence. These insights suggest that our proclivity for deceiving others, and our vulnerability to being deceived, are especially consequential in the age of social media.

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So in the case of r/ThatHappened, it's nice to see that we can still retain our ability to distinguish truth from fiction.

#10

Lady Who Lives In Massive Fantasy Land Goes To Disneyland

Lady Who Lives In Massive Fantasy Land Goes To Disneyland

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#11

Woman Finds Microchip In Her Son’s Mask!?

Woman Finds Microchip In Her Son’s Mask!?

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#12

Of All The Things That Didn't Happen, This Didn't Happen The Most

Of All The Things That Didn't Happen, This Didn't Happen The Most

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KJ
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Decided to turn lesbian, it's not like deciding to wear jeans instead of shorts today lol.

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#13

Mhmm, Yeah Sure It Was

Mhmm, Yeah Sure It Was

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Cecily Holland
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one really annoys me! These self entitled, self absorbed mental midgets really think they have it that bad. It’s disrespectful and disgusting

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#14

This 2-Year-Old Must Have A Degree Already

This 2-Year-Old Must Have A Degree Already

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Otter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sympathies to that child, s/he's going to grow up having their needs ignored, because mum needs them to make her feel better about her life.

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#15

Everyone’s Worst Nightmare

Everyone’s Worst Nightmare

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#16

Oh Yeah. For Sure

Oh Yeah. For Sure

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Falcon dimi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but on the other hand she is probably still paying the hospital bills for the delivery of het son.

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#17

Brags To All Their Friends For Saving Their Life With Essential Oils

Brags To All Their Friends For Saving Their Life With Essential Oils

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Ozacoter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are murderers in my eyes. They lie and naive people leave chemo to seek their bullshit oils and of course die.

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HermitCrab
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Soooo, she put essential oils directly into her aunts bloodstream? And the doctors okayed this in sueyourass America? Of course she did....

Ben Steinberg
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not only did they okay it (sueyourass America -- I love it!) but the aunt lived after having oil put directly in her bloodstream...talk about miracles...

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Leo Domitrix
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An FYI: If you put oil into a bloodstream, if it's olive oil or essential oil or motor oil, you are essentially creating a fat embolism (technically, an "oil" emoblism.) You get lucky, it just lodges in your lung. You don't, well, CPR won't help.

Hogswallop
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my, no. It won't create a fat embolism. It will poison you way before that. But if it did cause an embolous, it would kill you if it went to your lung, your brain or your heart.

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Brian Bennett
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bullshit- you know some people will believe this crap - you are a danger to humanity and to all who have cancer! (Essential Oils are not for internal use)

J Garza
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So your friend's aunt is the only person worthy of your miracle juice? Millions of people are suffering and die from this disease, better get to work Dr. Essential.

KJ
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup because the medical field would never have looked into if this was a possibility, moron!

Carol Emory
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uhm, undiluted Eucalyptus oil is poisonous to humans when ingested. Takes about 3/4 of a tsp or 3.5 mL to kill a human. I can't imagine how toxic it would be put in a drip going straight into veins....

Leo Domitrix
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lethal. Utterly lethal. Leaving aside the chemistry, a fat/oil embolism is a bad bad bad bad idea.

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Lara Verne
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Prove it- inject essential oil right into your bloodstream.

Rosemary Probert
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you do I can guarantee you will never get sick again. Or anything else except a visit from an undertaker.

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People die because of these frauds. People become orphans and widows because of these frauds. They cause a lot of suffering misery.

D K
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I stopped reading at “after using my own research”

ZAPanda
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

soooo... scientists haven't been trying herbs and oils since 100 000 BC... and now all of a sudden, after successfully getting life expectancy averages doubled up to 80 in the 20th century, they realise, omg, we've been doing it all wrong! let's go back to oils and herbs like we did in 100 000 BC, because that totally works.

Otter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this an industry-wide essential oils sales campaign? Telling massive lies to potential customers?

Leo Domitrix
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No. Most who sell 'em sell 'em for the uses I use ----- aromas that repel pests or that soothe PTSD/anxiety. And it's only gonna work if you find a scented oil to dab on your Panic Plushie that *does* bring you out of panic attacks, flashbacks, anxiety, tec. (I've run through so many.) Scent is powerful. What they think that is wrong is that you rub these on like hand lotion and it's poof! All cured. No. If you look at practitioners following reallllly old traditions, they will put on someone the amount of oil that you can find on the end of a toothpick, or dilute it down till it's one drop oil in 1 liter other-oil. (Grapeseed, olive, whatever.) Honestly, it's fascinating and frustrating at the same time. But a couple Ponzi-scheme-like essential oil companies got big and spread the stupid and here we are. *sigh*

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Owiella Freddie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ROFL!!! If I a legitimate doctor allow ANYTHING be added to a chemo drip, that doc’s license to practice would be revoked and massive malpractice lawsuits filed before the day was through.

Niall Mac Iomera
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do these people think medical science has never heard of essential oils? Like they wouldn't use it if it worked?

Ozymandias73
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why?? Why would anyone tell people this knowing someone is going to believe them? This could be very dangerous to someone who has nothing but hope left in their tank. These kind of people need to have their own special place in h***

Duncan Rogers
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My God. The level of pathetic is increasing exponentially as I scroll down this post.

Izzy Curer
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Staaawp with the commas. Those all need to be periods, you grammar illiterate oil junkie.

LH25
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate these posts that cross the line from sadly funny to outright dangerous.

Jo Choto
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Putting any kind of perfumed oil directly into someone's blood stream would not result in a cure for cancer.

GenXandEarnedItAll
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For reasons that I won't go into here, that bitch needs a punch to the throat. F@#$ cancer and f!@# her!

Don't Look
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I cannot honestly admit I’ve ever met a friends aunt before. 🤔

ZAPanda
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah because the essential oils are magic™, they only react with bad cancers and kill it, they don't react with chemo chemicals or all-natural human non-cancer cells™

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CincyReds
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh dear lord, like a hospital would allow someone to do this....

Billy Beecham
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No. No. No, and finally, no. They would not let you anywhere near that drip. It would not happen next day. It would have because of chemo if it happened. And they would not call you to tell you it was because of the oils you put in there. They would just ask to meet you, kill you to keep it secret, and go on charging hundreds of thousands to treat the cancer. Wake the he'll up. This is America. We don't cure for one time fee when we can treat for many many expensive sessions.

v
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. Sure. And then you signed a non-disclosure statement and accepted an undisclosed sum of money for your life saving medical serum.

Hotdogking
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Up next; "How essential oils put into a corpse's eye brought them back to life." I probably shouldn't say this stuff, might give them ideas

Leo Domitrix
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She killed someone. How nice. FYI, essential oils are great for some things. I use them. Peppermint oil repels mice and some insects (ditto tea tree oil on insects) and sweet orange oil repels Asian ladybugs.

WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TBH: Everyone who believes this nonsense deserves whatever they get out of it.

Phil Clarke
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so a medical professional with years of knowledge and practice gets corrected by someone wanting internet clout with eucalyptus and lavender oil.......well f**k me how does anyone in australia have cancer with all the eucalyptus and lavender around how are we not a nation of healthy people.....oh yea cos its b******t

Terri Rimmer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right. I knew a girl who had leukemia and her mom thought holistic stuff would help her so she didn't let her get chemo. The girl died.

Terri Rimmer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right. I knew a girl who had leukemia and her mom through holistic stuff would help her so she didn't let her get chemo. The girl died.

Asswipe
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are places in this world where making claims like this is illegal

Mayrene Chester
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Essential oils in your intravenous system....well done. are they both hanging out in purgatory?

Faith Nicole
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So if eucalyptus and lavender oil can cure cancer, how come it cannot calm me down enough to sleep a peaceful sleep at night?

Onion rings like to make your breath smelly
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Essential oils are just chemicals with a nice smelling scent. I wonder how the smell of artificial lavender can do wonders!

Jaybird3939
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. The fool doesn't understand about medical protocols at all, does he?

Cheryl Carter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Really??? If you are going to lie, at least make it believable! Most Essential oils can't be ingested! That and absolutely no medical staff is going to tell you that you saved their lives with oils! I believe in Essential oils, but this is just stupidity! Do they really think people believe this crap!

Leesa DeAndrea
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Give the cost of malpractice insurance, no way any doctor would allow this.

Lynn Morello
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holistic cures as well as medical cures, DON'T happen overnight. There is NO Hospital that I am aware of, that allow visitors to add ANYTHING to an IV Drip. You would have been thrown out for even suggesting it.

Iara Ra
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Next he will be drinking bleach because it kills germs and viruses

Celtic Pirate Queen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WOW - you are so completely full of sh*t. There is no medical professional on THE PLANET that would allow someone to add ANYTHING to a patients IV drip, let alone "essential oils". Delusional!

LSR
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like and use some essential oils, but these f*****g imbeciles are a constant runt in the business.

MilaFi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This person what an absolute human scum! People are dying of cancer, that's horrible and it's just awful this dimwit goes around telling the story about how her eucalyptus and lavender oil cured a terminal cancer! Should be fined!

John Purves
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All these people doing their own "research' on vaccines and chemo infusions. You'd think covid and cancer would be completely eradicated by now.

Micah
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, the hospital called you directly. In this piece of fiction, that might be the sentence that annoyed me the most.

Eithne Griffiths
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband was in hospital with Covid,, I have been trying my essential oils and nothing, however one day I added a certain spice and BINGO he was cured,NO COVID.All the doctors and nurses clapped. I have a cure for covid. My essential oils clapped as well.

Autumn
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I just feel bad for everyone that’s been hurt by cancer before. This person is an idiot.

Jaguarundi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, she no longer has to suffer from cancer because you killed her.

Stephanie Hewitt
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean essential oils can be beneficial, but in a very small non medical way. I use lavender oil to relax, tea tree oil in shampoo to prevent lice. I think that's the extent of it. It's not going to cute cancer and isn't a replacement to actual medicine

Nikki Sevven
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is such BS. If she messed with a patient's IV line, she'd be in prison.

Petros Vrasivanopoulos
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this s**t right here is dangerous, there are a lot of uneducated, dumb, broke and desperate people out there

Ben Dreyer
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people are born idiots and will stay that way until the day they die.

Lance LaRocque
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HIPAA violation (among other things). Should be reported immediately!

Sandy Sievers
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eucalyptus oil is highly toxic. You're not even supposed to put undiluted essential oils on your skin, much less ingest it.

M
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, essential oils can be helpful. NO, THEY DO NOT CURE CANCER!

Mona
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You cannot put that into an IV line that will go directly into your blood. I'm pretty sure you will die. Ppl are so stupid making this weird crap up.

Bill Karp
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the plausibility is there, but way to fast. my lungs were filled with water, but as soon as the tub emptied I could breath again.

Lorrie Rothstein
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People are fanatics about essential oils. Look at the young living scam. They take oil for everything

Steph
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And now the aunt is immortal... sounds like that infamous person found the miraculous solution humans have been longing for since mankind existed. The person absolutely deserves a Nobel prize........ for stupidity!

Allison B
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh. I mean it's one thing for essential oils to be used to make a room smell nice and things like that but these people are just dumb.

Morgan Macsweeney
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

first of all, i never want to go to a hospital that allows a stranger claiming to be a friend administer ANYTHING, based on any suggestion whatsoever... ahem also.. im also wondering what a literal next day is..is it literally the next day? like literally? is unliterally an unreality day? literally? in conclusion, i literally dont want to go to a hospital that literally lets literal dumb assholes administer supposed well researched medical procedures, whilst the literal doctors literallly stand back and clap. literally.

Nicole Blomkamp
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's ok guys- when she is in ICU on a ventilator she can totally prove her point by snorting some flowery oily concoction! I for one cannot wait to see the magic happen......

James Hardaway
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um...RN here and there's no #&@*ing way anybody is coming anywhere near my patient's IVs with essential oils or any other substance. I like not killing my patients and I also like keeping my licence and not going to jail. Not that I believe any of this is true... just saying.

Hollysmom
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doctors allow you to put whatever you want into a person's iv bag all the time. It's just good medicine and why they pay for malpractice insurance.

RoseTheMad
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who has recently lost their grandmother to cancer, F**K. OFF. God, Is it bad of me to actually wish this person gets cancer? Just to see how helpful their bullshit oils actually are. e_e

Jackie Nettleton
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a terrible thing to lie about, why don’t they take their crap and shove it up their a**e

Marco Conti
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The doctors allowed her to put lavender oil in the drip? The doctors did that. It should have ended with "Then the pathologist doing the autopsy remarked 'she may be dead, but do you smell the lavender?'"

Sue Mullen Andersen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Putting oils into a chemo drip...ok, sure Karen. I hate the lies these morons tell.

Ruby
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And of course, those doctors never told any other doctors, didn't start experimenting with it and didn't make it world wide news, because curing cancer so quickly isn't special and important to the world at all

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Discord Users Are A Different Breed

Discord Users Are A Different Breed

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because we all know when the universe began, the big bang and all that, monkeys were already well established 🤦‍♀️ not even apes, he said monkeys. Zero effort

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While These Children Weren’t Oxygen Starved, The Poster Was At Birth

While These Children Weren’t Oxygen Starved, The Poster Was At Birth

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KJ
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Weird how some folks wear one for a full shift and are fine, they must be ghosts or something I guess.

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Found This On A “People Who Think Liking Harry Potter Is A Personality Trait” Fb Page

Found This On A “People Who Think Liking Harry Potter Is A Personality Trait” Fb Page

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And Then Ben Franklin’s Image Clapped

And Then Ben Franklin’s Image Clapped

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#24

Well, That Saved Me A Goog!

Well, That Saved Me A Goog!

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Otter
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can believe that someone in a bar actually said that, after a beer or twelve.

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I Won't Remember Posting This

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Hate When People Underestimate The Condoms I Use In A Night Smh

Hate When People Underestimate The Condoms I Use In A Night Smh

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This Has To Be A Joke, Right?

This Has To Be A Joke, Right?

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Anti Vaxxers Are A Gold Mine

Anti Vaxxers Are A Gold Mine

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Samantha Lomb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm positive this is the same person who would be convinced dihydrogen monoxide is super toxic too.

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#30

Then The Toys Clapped

Then The Toys Clapped

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Serial pacifist
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then he cited Marx and refuted his argument with Hegel's counterargument!

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#32

Highly Doubt It

Highly Doubt It

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Ceph Alopod
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Out of all the things so far this one seems slightly plausible just due to sense of humor

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#34

She Also Happens To Be A Wannabe Travel/Wellness Influencer

She Also Happens To Be A Wannabe Travel/Wellness Influencer

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FromageFeet
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because it wouldn’t be weird for a stranger to take pictures of you alone in a bikini without you being aware….not at all.

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#35

Sorry, What The Hell Did I Just Read?

Sorry, What The Hell Did I Just Read?

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Otter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So... what? This guy wrote the story because he thinks that using frozen chicken parts is somehow more humane than killing chickens onsite? How does THAT make sense?

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#36

Cos A Dentist Has Enough Time To Watch An Entire Film Instead Of Working

Cos A Dentist Has Enough Time To Watch An Entire Film Instead Of Working

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Andy Acceber
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish this one was true. I'd love a lunch break where you just sit and watch full-length movies in your waiting room.

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#37

I’m Sure They Jumped Another $15 An Hour For No Reason

I’m Sure They Jumped Another $15 An Hour For No Reason

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#39

Another Clueless Nitwit Who Thinks They're Smarter Than The Teacher

Another Clueless Nitwit Who Thinks They're Smarter Than The Teacher

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#41

Of Course They Said That

Of Course They Said That

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BananaJo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Horrible histories taught me more than my history classes, I've been watching it since I was 6 and still watch it now w/ my little sister. Just wanted to share

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#42

“Lone Wolf” Beats Up 6 People

“Lone Wolf” Beats Up 6 People

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#45

Even Some Of The Commenters Are Feeling Sus

Even Some Of The Commenters Are Feeling Sus

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Otter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you make $54 an hour, you can damn well afford something healthier for the family.

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#46

A Bunch Of People On The Comments Said That They Had Done Something Similar. Is This A Common Thing?

A Bunch Of People On The Comments Said That They Had Done Something Similar. Is This A Common Thing?

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#47

Woman Convinces Everyone At CVS To Take Off Their Masks - No Really This Happened I Was The One Clapping

Woman Convinces Everyone At CVS To Take Off Their Masks - No Really This Happened I Was The One Clapping

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#48

No One Liked That

No One Liked That

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#49

I Don’t Think So

I Don’t Think So

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Chiuki
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*cop arrests himself and apologizes* - clearly this dude's never dealt with cops. 500 of them would show up and ventilate you while shouting "stop resisting!"

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#50

Very Likely Story

Very Likely Story

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Chiuki
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*calls uber* "I'm hiding behind the laundry truck - some guys are trying to hurt me"

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#52

Mlm Huns Need To Come Up With Better Lies

Mlm Huns Need To Come Up With Better Lies

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#54

The Waiter Literally Cried

The Waiter Literally Cried

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#55

Did The Whole Cafeteria Clap As Well?

Did The Whole Cafeteria Clap As Well?

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#56

Real Gamer Girl

Real Gamer Girl

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#57

Maybe Believe If He Wasn't Complete Vermin

Maybe Believe If He Wasn't Complete Vermin

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#58

I’m Literally Non-Binary And Have Never Felt Like I Was Misgendering A Fckn Chess Piece

I’m Literally Non-Binary And Have Never Felt Like I Was Misgendering A Fckn Chess Piece

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Ray Martin
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In a game of chess there are an estimated 1,327 named openings and variants. If each of those opening gambits created an alternate timeline, in precisely none of them would this story be true.

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#59

And Then People Around The Neighborhood Clapped

And Then People Around The Neighborhood Clapped

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Something
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But how will she inject essential oils to cure the doll's almond allergy? /s

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#60

Of Course It Did Deer

Of Course It Did Deer

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Arctic Fox Lover
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's like "OHHH I'm so happy to be grabbing my phone that's in the bathroom for some reason that is also oh-so conveniently propped up against something with the camera app on!! Wait, whoa, hold on, did it just take this really well-lit picture of me while I was reaching in to grab it??? :0"

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#61

Kids Think He’s Walt Disney And He Can’t Bear To Tell Them Otherwise

Kids Think He’s Walt Disney And He Can’t Bear To Tell Them Otherwise

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troufaki13
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm pretty sure these children don't even know Walt Disney was a real person

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#62

"Accidentally Gave Myself The Vaccine" Via Twitter! Riiiiight

"Accidentally Gave Myself The Vaccine" Via Twitter! Riiiiight

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#63

Sure Thing Bruh Bruh

Sure Thing Bruh Bruh

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Andy Acceber
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I could see this happening. I'd certainly be tempted to do that as an employee. (Though I also don't put up with nonsense and send line jumpers to the back.)

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#64

Yes I’m Sure That’s Why You Uploaded It

Yes I’m Sure That’s Why You Uploaded It

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Penelope
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are the hashtags on this one supposed to be edgy and funny? Because they’re not.

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#65

A Kindergartner Can Definitely Say That

A Kindergartner Can Definitely Say That

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"How do countries come to go to war?" the little boy inquired, looking up from his book. "For various reasons," explained the father. "Now, there was Germany and Russia. They went to war because the Russians mobilized." "Not at all, my dear," the wife interrupted. "It was because the Austrians—" "Tut, tut, my love!" the husband remonstrated. "Don't you suppose I know?" "Certainly not—you are all wrong. It was because—" "Mrs. Perkins, I tell you it was because—" "Benjamin, you ought to know better, you have boggled—" "Your opinion, madam, has not been requested in this matter." "Shut up! I won't have my child mistaught by an ignoramus." "Don't you dare, you impudent—" "And don't you dare bristle at me, or I'll—" "Oh, never mind!" the little boy intervened. "I think I know now how wars begin."

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#66

I'm Sure Ya Did Buddy

I'm Sure Ya Did Buddy

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#67

Found This On Some Investment Entrepreneur Instagram Account

Found This On Some Investment Entrepreneur Instagram Account

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#68

Docs Know You Are Educated

Docs Know You Are Educated

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They probably do just look at them like 😳, but for other reasons.

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#69

Youtube Comments Are A Goldmine

Youtube Comments Are A Goldmine

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Chiuki
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I sensed the presence of a dark web hacker, moving through my meme collection, but I warned him exactly where the porn was located which caused him to flee with fright. 🤨

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#71

Gay Shakespeare

Gay Shakespeare

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Andy Acceber
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's gay fiction. When I was a teen, I had literally read ALL LGBTQ fiction in my local library. Times have changed. There are now more options out there than any one person could possibly read. Ask your local librarian or a google a reading list for suggestions. (Or, legit, ask me here. Be as specific as you want. I've probably read one I can recommend for your interest.)

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#72

Posted By A “Influencer” Do People Honestly Believe This S**t?

Posted By A “Influencer” Do People Honestly Believe This S**t?

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#73

No Such Thing As Conflict Of Interest!

No Such Thing As Conflict Of Interest!

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Chiuki
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If your lawyer posts on social media that they're about to gang up with you against your soon-to-be-ex to "rip him off", you might have a better case. And you might want to consider finding a lawyer that actually passed the bar and knows the law. Just a suggestion.

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#74

And Everyoone Started Cheering

And Everyoone Started Cheering

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course none of them had their hearts broken. That never heals, so they'd be dead.

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#75

S**t Break Snacks In Fantasyland

S**t Break Snacks In Fantasyland

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#76

Wise Worlds From A Wise 7 Year Old

Wise Worlds From A Wise 7 Year Old

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#77

Freestyle Rapping During An Interview... Hmm!

Freestyle Rapping During An Interview... Hmm!

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#78

Target Will Miss Them

Target Will Miss Them

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Helen Haley
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This doesn't happen. What actually happens is antimaskers throwing themselves onto the floor in a fit like a toddler.

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#79

You Can't Take Crack Orally And It Doesn't Prevent You From Blinking

You Can't Take Crack Orally And It Doesn't Prevent You From Blinking

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Chiuki
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People will take random pills from random people, but we're struggling to get people to get vaccinated? What the actual hell?

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#81

It's True Guys, I Was The Sign!

It's True Guys, I Was The Sign!

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#82

A Mom Walking Up To A Stranger Toddler At A Playground To Call The Toddler Out As A Poser About Their Favorite Band

A Mom Walking Up To A Stranger Toddler At A Playground To Call The Toddler Out As A Poser About Their Favorite Band

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#83

Yeaaa Okay. I’m Not Too Sure About This

Yeaaa Okay. I’m Not Too Sure About This

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#84

Because That's Totally Something They Can Do

Because That's Totally Something They Can Do

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Andy Acceber
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, that's not a thing. Some of us white people just want to be oppressed so badly. *facepalm*

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#85

“Accidentally” Accessed The Dark Web

“Accidentally” Accessed The Dark Web

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Ray Martin
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, and you tell them "Please take me away, because I'm too stupid to be walking around free". It's not possible to access the dark web "on accident (sic)"

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#86

Man Ran Because Of A Belt

Man Ran Because Of A Belt

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Andy Acceber
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this really how conservatives think the Black Lives Matter movement works?

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#87

We Divorced Because My Kid Lied

We Divorced Because My Kid Lied

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Chiuki
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So the divorce had reached terminal velocity and couldn't be stopped.

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#88

Then The Whole House Clapped

Then The Whole House Clapped

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#89

Does This Belong Here?

Does This Belong Here?

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Chiuki
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I was stalked by an imaginary hot girl, but I told her I was too shallow to talk to her". Imaginary girl dodge a bullet.

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#90

I Believe You

I Believe You

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Lady Vader
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If there was any way at all that this was true, it would be fkn hilarious!! 🤣

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#91

Proud Mama Bird

Proud Mama Bird

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Stoopham McFernybabes
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son would say something like that. The part I don’t believe is the nurse kissing the kid.

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#92

I Vibe With Wanting Live Childfree But This Is Just Sad

I Vibe With Wanting Live Childfree But This Is Just Sad

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Gelato Cat
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trust bp to post an article about childless people and this in the same day lol

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#93

Found This On Instagram Today And Thought Of You Guys

Found This On Instagram Today And Thought Of You Guys

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Bianca Saville
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not far fetched. There are kids like that and I'm lucky when I get to teach them.

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#94

A Girl Posted In My Pe Class That Her Mile Run Was 4 Minutes And 39 Seconds... What?

A Girl Posted In My Pe Class That Her Mile Run Was 4 Minutes And 39 Seconds... What?

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#95

Give Me A Break

Give Me A Break

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Helen Haley
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A teacher trying to be encouraging, I could see that happening. I could also see an egocentric teenager taking it like this.

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