This happened to me on a date once...

Cute baby lemon

Omg i will cry

Remember that post last week where they were complaining about the tiny avocado seed?

Solidarity with bags of chips

Still, you have to give them props for cleverness. Shame though

Cyclops-bob!

These will make incredible sandwhiches. Think positive!

Now you are eggxeggerating!

Even machines are not perfect. :O

At least it is not bored.

well at least it's big! oh wait

More ice cream!

if you wanted more, you should have gone for a blueberries waffle XD

I'd crumble it and then save it. I would sprinkle on popcorn, baked potatoes, broccolli and whatever else I could think of.

This is close to product fraud.

Someone already spilled the beans apparently.

Don't be disappointed, you can probably make whole drop of lemonade with this bad boy.

Basically me doing DIY handcrafts-expectations vs reality

Crunchier? Check. Tastier? Check. Potato? Check. Chip? Well, nevermind, 3 out of 4...

I think a quote by Cave Johnson fits this situation: "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!"

"Would you also like some water, Sir?" – "Ah ah yesh ahhh..." – "That'll be $8!"

Then you better learn correctly pouring a beer by Tuesday. It takes some time, dude!

That's criminal!

Okay. That's it. *starts riot*

that's for your calcium intake!

Avocado planned otherwise.

Rabbit poop?

I like the lemon ones :P

It's pretty leggy, which means it's probably not getting enough sun to produce well.

I've been aggravated enough to do things exactly like this. Usually, I can let things go, but not always.

stuff stuff inside the hole

Gangster strawberry

Someone knowingly did this to you. :(

Obviously, the berry harvesting did not go well this year.

Anyone remeber Perri Air from Spaceballs the movie?

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

And not with wine...

You need multiple bites to eat an M&M?

For what do I need boiled peanuts? Really, please help me out, never seen those before...

Oh, I HATE that! I only buy the florets anymore.

Disgusting...but you get what you pay for.