This happened to me on a date once...

Cute baby lemon

Omg i will cry

Remember that post last week where they were complaining about the tiny avocado seed?

Solidarity with bags of chips

Still, you have to give them props for cleverness. Shame though

Cyclops-bob!

These will make incredible sandwhiches. Think positive!

Now you are eggxeggerating!

Even machines are not perfect. :O

At least it is not bored.

well at least it's big! oh wait

More ice cream!

if you wanted more, you should have gone for a blueberries waffle XD

I'd crumble it and then save it. I would sprinkle on popcorn, baked potatoes, broccolli and whatever else I could think of.

This is close to product fraud.

Someone already spilled the beans apparently.

Don't be disappointed, you can probably make whole drop of lemonade with this bad boy.

Basically me doing DIY handcrafts-expectations vs reality

Crunchier? Check. Tastier? Check. Potato? Check. Chip? Well, nevermind, 3 out of 4...

I think a quote by Cave Johnson fits this situation: "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!"

"Would you also like some water, Sir?" – "Ah ah yesh ahhh..." – "That'll be $8!"

Then you better learn correctly pouring a beer by Tuesday. It takes some time, dude!

That's criminal!

Okay. That's it. *starts riot*

that's for your calcium intake!

Avocado planned otherwise.

Rabbit poop?

I like the lemon ones :P

It's pretty leggy, which means it's probably not getting enough sun to produce well.

I've been aggravated enough to do things exactly like this. Usually, I can let things go, but not always.

stuff stuff inside the hole

Gangster strawberry

Who the f**k is hunting Strawberries?!

Damn hunters, slaughtering innocent strawberries. And it's not even strawberry season. Criminal.

Is this what US weapon law is about? You've got to be able to protect yourself... against monster mutant strawberries ?

That strawberry's been through a lot

That means it's organic!

Well! You can be strawberry sure it's dead!

it's a pearl! lottery!

You were eating a strawberry corpse

That's a "50 cent" strawberry probably...

It's like that Beatles song "Strawberry (killing)fields forever"!

The hunter in me is proud.

Who cuts strawberries?

I eat them whole, I'd have broken a damn tooth.

This strawberry wasn't harvested, it was hunted down. :)

I thought strawberry-hunting season was over already...

It's not a strawberry it's a buckberry, The seeds are small and in the inside.

Well..shoot.

Did it cost Fitty Cent?

That strawberry was murdered for your fruit craving. I hope you're happy. I'm calling People for the Ethical treatment of Berrys.

50centberry