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Winning the food lottery? That's probably the best feeling in the world. Losing it, however, is more painful than your empty stomach could ever imagine.
We're not just talking about a bag of chips that turns out to be mostly air inside, or an iced coffee that's just a cup of ice with a splash of coffee. These are people who suffered the most devastating of dupes; warped fruit, distorted chocolate bars, and possibly the most heinous of them all, lemon-flavored candy. Whoever let these sad excuses for food leave the factory should be in prison.
If you think we're being dramatic, see how unkind the food lottery has been to a selection of poor souls below, and proceed with caution the next time you play.
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#1
I Think I Set The Record For Most Disappointing Carrot
#2
Don't Mean To Brag But I've Got Strawberries Growing The Size Of Lemons Over Here!
#3
These Watermelons Are Disappointing
#4
I Chose The Biggest Avocado To Make Guacamole, I Think It's Not Going To Happen
Puddles 7 years ago
Remember that post last week where they were complaining about the tiny avocado seed?
Karina Todechine 7 years ago
complaining?! ahaha! i think that was on the WINNING the food lottery feed. :)
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Lee from Phoenix 7 years ago
The woman who sells art she makes by carving avocado seeds would love that one.
Luna Kittenwarrior 7 years ago
Buy a new avocado and use the pit to keep it tasty! Leaving in the pit makes the guacamole taste good.
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#5
My Bread Is... Mostly Air
#6
"Cheeseburger" From The Streets Of Manila
#7
Spongebob Popsicle
#8
My Loaf Of Bread Was Sliced The Wrong Way
#9
My Egg Had No Yolk... I Wasn't Eggspecting This
#10
Vending Machine Fail
#11
Well Then
#12
There Was Only One Piece Of Broccoli In This Bag Of Cauliflower And Broccoli
#13
My Ice Cream Cone Is Missing One Thing. The Cone
#14
This Blueberry Waffle
Naima Ivansdóttir 7 years ago
if you wanted more, you should have gone for a blueberries waffle XD
#15
I Got A Massive Brick Of Cheese Flavoring Instead Of Cheetos
Yvonne Bernal 7 years ago
I'd crumble it and then save it. I would sprinkle on popcorn, baked potatoes, broccolli and whatever else I could think of.
#16
Cranberry Chocolate
#17
My Mom Opened A Can Of Black Beans But There Was Only Water Inside
#18
My Lemon Harvest Is Coming In Quite Nicely
#19
Nailed It
#20
I Found A Whole Potato In My Bag Of Chips
#21
The Lemon Thing Happened To Me, Was Huge Until I Cut Into It
Michel M. Prins 7 years ago
I think a quote by Cave Johnson fits this situation: "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!"
#22
Delta's Lightly Salted Nuts. I Do Not Think It Means What They Think It Means
#23
If Monday Was A Beer
#24
The Sub I Bought For Dinner Tonight
#25
Urge To Kill... Rising
#26
Someone Mistook A Rock For A Potato And Put It Into This Sack Of Potatoes We Bought
#27
I Planned Avocado For Dinner
#28
My Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
#29
I Got A Fun Size Pack Of Skittles With Only Yellow Ones
#31
So Much For "Two Scoops" There Kellogg's
Tiz_me_Tammy84 7 years ago
I've been aggravated enough to do things exactly like this. Usually, I can let things go, but not always.
#32
When You Slice A Bread And Can't Make The Sandwich
#33
I Cut Open A Strawberry And Some Buckshot Fell Out
#34
This Is What A £3.20 Bacon And Egg Roll From Edinburgh Airport Looks Like
#35
This Loaf Of Bread
#36
I Bought A Case Of 7-Up Last Night, And One Of The Cans Was Completely Sealed, But Only Filled With Air
#37
I Cut Open An Orange To Find This Black Decay Coming From Its Center
#38
This Still-Sealed Wine At The Store Was Only 1/5 Full
#39
Bit Into A Chocolate M&M, It Was Only Layers Of Shell
#40
My Daughter Just Opened This Can Of Boiled Peanuts
Steve Bowman 7 years ago
For what do I need boiled peanuts? Really, please help me out, never seen those before...
#41
Bag Of Broccoli Cuts? Nope, Just Stems
#42
I Thought I Was Being Frugal By Buying A Steak From The Dollar Store
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What do you think ?
CharlieK 7 years ago
This just goes to show us all that nature and machines, can be just as guilty as humans, when it comes to making bloopers
Hans 7 years ago
If found a few to be vile, a few so be sad, but most to be hillarious. :D
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Sheena Leversedge Wood 7 years ago
the no wafer kit kat is hitting the jackpot! love when that happens
Bradley Vinci 7 years ago
wtf is the last pic supposed to be?#111yt did you get lazy and just snap a super close up pic of your a*s? I can't believe you got paid for this s**t
William Elam 7 years ago
I hate to burst your bubble, but I currently hold the world record for "Most Disappointing Carrot (or other root vegetable)". Just saying ;-)
Pamala Vela 7 years ago
Found a USED bandaid in a Mother's Brand cookie. It was neatly folded and had blood in it. It was pushed into the cookie.
Jean Miller 7 years ago
#73 is not a watermelon, it is a type of cucumber. I know because I planted them this year as a joke.
Edward Tripp 7 years ago
I hope you get many laughs with your type of cucumber
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Alexandra Signorile-Côté 7 years ago
1) But maybe it was a very tasty little carrot! 2) Teeny strawberries are usually very sweet. 3) Lemons, well, you probably have exactly enough lemon there for one recipe that calls for lemon in it, so there's that. 4) Well now, that is sad. But! Just think of the tree you could grow from that pit! 5) Perfect for stuffing! 6) Oo...That better be some damn tasty cheese. 7) Sponge Cyclops Squarepants! It's all good, that makes it special. How many other people get to eat a Sponge Cyclopsicle? 8) Hey, if you cut it three ways it's pretty much the same, And the ends you just dip in soup. 9) Well, plenty of recipes call for egg whites only. :) 10) LOL I got nothing. That sucks. 11) Well, cauliflower's expensive in some places these days so you might say you lucked out! 12) Disappointing but the important thing is that it taste good!
Jovy Jergens 7 years ago
I see you shop at Whole Foods........... Were you able to get out of the store for less than $100?
Kate Grapentine 7 years ago
#55 could actually just be Black Current, a popular flavor in England, it is sort of like licorice, but idk maybe they just really did mess up. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Felicia Troutman 7 years ago
I have, upon occasion, hoped for a watermelon like #3. I have a Depression Era recipe that uses ONLY the white part.
Ivana Panajotov 7 years ago
That watermelon is perfect for preserve (which is cooked with white part only).
Jami Russell 7 years ago
*sits back and waits for science ignorant people to whine about GMOs so she can inform them that there's no such thing as non-GMO anything, even THEY are GMOs*
DancingToMyself 7 years ago
Yes, that's good for you. You just stay sitting back there... :p
Load More Replies... CharlieK 7 years ago
This just goes to show us all that nature and machines, can be just as guilty as humans, when it comes to making bloopers
Hans 7 years ago
If found a few to be vile, a few so be sad, but most to be hillarious. :D
Load More Replies... Sheena Leversedge Wood 7 years ago
the no wafer kit kat is hitting the jackpot! love when that happens
Bradley Vinci 7 years ago
wtf is the last pic supposed to be?#111yt did you get lazy and just snap a super close up pic of your a*s? I can't believe you got paid for this s**t
William Elam 7 years ago
I hate to burst your bubble, but I currently hold the world record for "Most Disappointing Carrot (or other root vegetable)". Just saying ;-)
Pamala Vela 7 years ago
Found a USED bandaid in a Mother's Brand cookie. It was neatly folded and had blood in it. It was pushed into the cookie.
Jean Miller 7 years ago
#73 is not a watermelon, it is a type of cucumber. I know because I planted them this year as a joke.
Edward Tripp 7 years ago
I hope you get many laughs with your type of cucumber
Load More Replies... Alexandra Signorile-Côté 7 years ago
1) But maybe it was a very tasty little carrot! 2) Teeny strawberries are usually very sweet. 3) Lemons, well, you probably have exactly enough lemon there for one recipe that calls for lemon in it, so there's that. 4) Well now, that is sad. But! Just think of the tree you could grow from that pit! 5) Perfect for stuffing! 6) Oo...That better be some damn tasty cheese. 7) Sponge Cyclops Squarepants! It's all good, that makes it special. How many other people get to eat a Sponge Cyclopsicle? 8) Hey, if you cut it three ways it's pretty much the same, And the ends you just dip in soup. 9) Well, plenty of recipes call for egg whites only. :) 10) LOL I got nothing. That sucks. 11) Well, cauliflower's expensive in some places these days so you might say you lucked out! 12) Disappointing but the important thing is that it taste good!
Jovy Jergens 7 years ago
I see you shop at Whole Foods........... Were you able to get out of the store for less than $100?
Kate Grapentine 7 years ago
#55 could actually just be Black Current, a popular flavor in England, it is sort of like licorice, but idk maybe they just really did mess up. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Felicia Troutman 7 years ago
I have, upon occasion, hoped for a watermelon like #3. I have a Depression Era recipe that uses ONLY the white part.
Ivana Panajotov 7 years ago
That watermelon is perfect for preserve (which is cooked with white part only).
Jami Russell 7 years ago
*sits back and waits for science ignorant people to whine about GMOs so she can inform them that there's no such thing as non-GMO anything, even THEY are GMOs*
DancingToMyself 7 years ago
Yes, that's good for you. You just stay sitting back there... :p
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