Couldn't be more perfect though.

KKK likes JEW. Well, I did not expect that....

They turned out to be boner shaped paperclips. LOL

☕️*sips tea*

Someone is really into spreading God's words.

*dude, god's just not into you!*

ouch

made my day!!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Saw 38 books on shelf in home with sequential sentence

HAHAHAHA

My life story in two sentences !

Joke aside............I find it amazing how these "people" know the mind of their God so well.

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Lol these bible thumping morons crack me up.

Of course they knew.

I’m sure lots of people make a u-turn back home

'It wasn't hard', says Birthday Boy. ???

*snigger*

Why not both

This is nothing compared to Mark & Spencer's "Love Sausage". :D

It's not just my dirty mind is it?

We're going to have to have a list of bad hashtags to go with the domain names. Remember penisland.com (Pen Island) and powergenitalia.com (Powergen Italia)?

mmkayyyyyy i'm just gonna ignore the shape of the tap in relation to his body

It said "Pick Me Ups" for those wondering. :D

What a super-duper name. :D

Ya better be carful then

They knew for sure what they’re implying

A modern day Cerne Abbas Giant, virgins dancing on midsummers eve by appointment only. ;o)

Subtle.

How long were they away?

shooting webs out both ends now

Tits are awesome! I would love to see some boobies too.

This feels like a Douglas Adams joke

Well, we spell it a**e in Australia, so probably not… Thanks Bored Panda censor A….R…..S…..E…. Lol

Technically you top your bottom and dom your sub

Oh boy-

What is the Inventor of hand sanitizer doing right now? Rubbing his hands ...

She knows!

Uses natural gas fuel.

I stan.

of course they're closer to you.

If Bart Simpson worked there

Ahhh I'm dyingg

The dog knows.

huh...never realized Slughorn had a thing for Snape

florans be like

can i choose the staff?

*snort*

Sir, it looks like a bent fishing rod, a small, wide one.

Notice how the picture on the bag looks nothing like the contents. They might as well have called them cummi bears. :D

Sir-

And that's how centaurs are made :]

the fact this was probably a mistake makes it so much better

Sounds like a doctor Suess book that would be funny to young children

Get a hold of yourself. ;D

Men that don't enjoy doing this confuse me, why would you not enjoy it, yet seem to demand the reverse from her??