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#2

Kevin's Parents

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935points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

KKK likes JEW. Well, I did not expect that....

374points

But as the before-mentioned Peter Dinklage showed with his reaction to the calendar, we shouldn't take everything too seriously.

Psychotherapist and author Ilene S. Cohen, Ph.D., said that if you find yourself getting overly angry, upset, or defensive over little things, take comfort in knowing that there are actions you can take to more effectively manage your emotions.

First of all, know your triggers. "If we know what [sets us off], we can learn to be more in control of ourselves when our buttons are pushed," Cohen wrote. "Personally, I overreact and feel triggered whenever I work hard on something, and someone is critical of it. I’m pretty positive and encouraging toward others, and I can also take constructive criticism pretty well. However, if I think another person is being unfairly critical, it’s easy for me to lose it. Knowing this about myself, I become more aware of my reactions and try to more calmly respond to people when they’re offering criticism."

#3

I Thought It Was A Great Idea To Buy 5000 'Bone Shape' Paper Clips For Our Veterinary Clinic

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910points

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Robert T 3 years ago

They turned out to be boner shaped paperclips. LOL

360points

#4

An Employee With A Sense Of Humor

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854points

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Kate Wooding 3 years ago

☕️*sips tea*

195points

#5

They Definitely Knew!

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773points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Of course they knew.

181points

"Always keep in mind that if something has been bothering you for a really long time, the smallest inconvenience can push you overboard," Cohen explained.

"Try to address the past and resolve anything that’s truly bothering you in the present moment. If you don't, I can assure you that you’ll continue to sweat the small stuff. Address issues head-on as soon as they arise. Let it out so you can let it go and move on. Keep a journal, write a letter, do whatever it takes to talk it out. It’s no secret that life can get tough. And when things don’t go our way, it’s easy to lose patience. Try to manage yourself with the tips below, so that you can appropriately respond to the situations that arise in your life, one at a time."

Then, even people who are trying to get under our skin (including those who know what they're doing) aren't going to be a (huge) problem.

#6

He’s Watching

Final score:

692points

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Vasana Phong 3 years ago

I’m sure lots of people make a u-turn back home

108points

#7

Man’s Cock Wins First

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668points

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Avocadorable 3 years ago

'It wasn't hard', says Birthday Boy. ???

266points

#8

They Really Did

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650points

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Robert T 3 years ago

*snigger*

108points

#9

Mask Up!

Final score:

632points

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AngelWingsYT 3 years ago

Why not both

139points

#10

Valentine's Day Special

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619points

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Robert T 3 years ago

This is nothing compared to Mark & Spencer's "Love Sausage". :D

67points

#11

My Grandma Knitted These "Handle Huggers" And Wants Me To Help Sell Them On The Internet

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593points

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Robert T 3 years ago

It's not just my dirty mind is it?

312points

#12

That’s Some Party

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576points

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Robert T 3 years ago

We're going to have to have a list of bad hashtags to go with the domain names. Remember penisland.com (Pen Island) and powergenitalia.com (Powergen Italia)?

275points

Robert T 3 years ago

If we're playing the domain name game, then there was also molestationnursery.com (Mole Station Nursery), therapistfinder.com (Therapist Finder) and whorepresents.com (Who Represents). And I've just found a new one - Budget car rental in the Cook Islands - budget.co.ck - though I'm guessing any company in the Cook Islands is in trouble with that!

54points

Scagsy 3 years ago

Psychotherapist.com

32points

Amy Dodds 3 years ago

To celebrate Susan boyles album release there was one that was #susanalbumparty

23points

Sky Render 3 years ago

I also remember speedofart and kidsexchange.

23points

Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 3 years ago

experts-exchange.com before they realized their mistake some 5 years later and added the hyphen :)

16points

Katherine Boag 3 years ago

No no no the pen site was always penisland.NET and it still exists

8points

Hannah Edwards 3 years ago

Please stop, I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe!

8points

Beth Dezarn 3 years ago

Kidsexchange.com

6points

Gabby M 3 years ago

You should make that a post here on BP Robert!

6points

GenXandEarnedItAll 3 years ago

It's like when we first started getting email addresses and some last names and first initial ended up coming out nicely.

5points

InfectedVoice 3 years ago

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0points

Wilf 3 years ago

Deliberate attempt to copy the famous #Susanalbumparty

15points

Seán Baron 3 years ago

The Cheltenham Literature Festival had an unfortunate website that was clitfest.com, and when Susan Boyle had an album released, her label tweeted #susanalbumparty

13points

Roxy Eastland 3 years ago

Let's be straight, in the UK Susan Boyle's publicists had already made this mistake when she genuinely had a party to launch a new album (susanalbumparty) and it was sniggered over in the media. So Iceland not only knew what they were doing but were playing with a national joke

9points

LivingTheDream 3 years ago (edited)

I'll take AnalBum Cover for $200 Alex

7points

Adam Belaire 3 years ago

I had hoped someone would've said it!

2points

Samantha Robinson 3 years ago

Sue called, she wants her analbumparty back!

3points

Hodor! Hodor? 3 years ago

Sounds like a good party

1point

MonsterMum 3 years ago

therapist.com was a dodgy one

1point

WalkieTaco 1 month ago

that reads "deepp a**l bum party."

0points

O.M.Miki 2 years ago

I don't want to go anymore. lol

0points

Candace Alagappan 3 years ago

Deepp a**l bum party?

0points

Billy Maguire 3 years ago

I fell on my a**l bum laughing.

0points

Sean Hansen 3 years ago

That's hot LOL

0points

Duncan 3 years ago

I think Susan (i can't think of her name, she was on Xfactor) hashtagged analbumparty once.

0points

Nadine Bamberger 3 years ago

Have they learned nothing from Susan Boyle's #susanalbumparty?

0points

MaryAnn Ryan 3 years ago

The underappreciated art of kerning!

0points

Brooklyn 3 years ago

I dont get what you were reading...

0points

Luna 3 years ago

When camel style capitalization matters 😅

0points

Luka Verheijen 3 years ago

Took me a while, but now makes me me bounty. (Snicker)

0points

cerial___killer 3 years ago

Ed Sheeran left........

0points

Bradley Cohen 3 years ago

Susan Boyle made the same mistake with #susanalbumparty.

0points

Sigrid Johanesdóttir 3 years ago

I don't get it, help please 🙄

0points

littlesaresare 3 years ago

Deep a**l bum party

5points

Philler Space 3 years ago

I spent four years of my life trying to invent a deepp a**l bum cover. Failing to do so remains my greatest regret!

0points

Hannah Edwards 3 years ago

Needs singing to Good King Wenceslas tune.

0points

Orion Countryman 3 years ago

Oh no!

0points

martin734 3 years ago

I quite like the sound of that party.

0points

Amina Hays 3 years ago

I don't get this, I don't know who Ed Sheeran is. Can anyone help? :-)

0points

Night Owl 3 years ago (edited)

A singer/songwriter. The joke is that you can read the hashtag "deep(p) a**l bum party"

4points

WholesomeArmyweeb 3 years ago

I saw it immediately

0points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago (edited)

"deep pp an*l bum party"

0points

BasedWang 3 years ago

cmon nowwwww

0points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

I don't get it.

0points

glowworm2 3 years ago

I'll take a**l bum cover for 7,000.

0points

AngelWingsYT 3 years ago

Why its good to cap new words in a #

0points

James016 3 years ago

There was a similar hash tag for Susan Boyle's album launch

0points

Linus Nilsson 3 years ago

I would believe that the above picture is trying to surf on that infamous happening

0points

Avocadorable 3 years ago

Very wrong.

0points

Julia Jules Whitelegg 3 years ago

My inner child is crying 🤣

-1point

Riley Quinn 3 years ago

Pizza at an a**l bump party? Sure, why not?

-1point

Ben Press 3 years ago

I'm sure Ed Sheeran loves a**l. With his boyfriend

-3points

#13

A “Super” Fountain

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564points

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Kate Wooding 3 years ago

mmkayyyyyy i'm just gonna ignore the shape of the tap in relation to his body

85points

#14

Amazing Placing!

Final score:

560points

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Robert T 3 years ago

It said "Pick Me Ups" for those wondering. :D

274points

#15

Dad Knew... For Sure

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559points

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Robert T 3 years ago

What a super-duper name. :D

107points

#16

Please Don’t Take My Crown Jewels!

Final score:

545points

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XSpooky_Mint 3 years ago

Ya better be carful then

92points

#17

How Could You Not Know?

Final score:

535points

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Vasana Phong 3 years ago

They knew for sure what they’re implying

149points

#18

How Did This Even Get So Far?

Final score:

502points

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Mark Howell 3 years ago

A modern day Cerne Abbas Giant, virgins dancing on midsummers eve by appointment only. ;o)

99points

#19

He Really Came Through

Final score:

491points

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Robert T 3 years ago

Subtle.

107points

#20

Government Ad In Brussels Airport

Final score:

488points

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Emma Byrne 3 years ago

How long were they away?

229points

#21

This Tissue Box

Final score:

488points

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Kate Wooding 3 years ago

shooting webs out both ends now

146points

#22

Author Having A Laugh

Final score:

484points

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Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 3 years ago

Tits are awesome! I would love to see some boobies too.

231points

#23

Sold

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477points

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Samantha Lomb 3 years ago

This feels like a Douglas Adams joke

188points

#24

Mcdonalds In Yass, Australia, Definitely Knew

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474points

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Bella10 3 years ago (edited)

Well, we spell it a**e in Australia, so probably not… Thanks Bored Panda censor A….R…..S…..E…. Lol

105points

#25

But Have Their Subs Unionized?

Final score:

464points

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Eppe 3 years ago

Technically you top your bottom and dom your sub

195points

#26

IKEA Knows!

Final score:

450points

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XSpooky_Mint 3 years ago

Oh boy-

101points

#27

They Might As Well Have Put A Winky Face Emoji

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449points

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hyperunknown 3 years ago

What is the Inventor of hand sanitizer doing right now? Rubbing his hands ...

72points

#28

Modelling Cycling Clothes

Final score:

446points

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Robert T 3 years ago

She knows!

149points

#29

Ah The New And Natural Propulsion System

Final score:

433points

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Kona Pake 3 years ago

Uses natural gas fuel.

112points

#30

Let Us Never Forget The Robot That Drew The First D Pic On Another Planet

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432points

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Watching 3 years ago

I stan.

68points

#31

Yep Its From Florida

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431points

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kjorn 3 years ago

of course they're closer to you.

77points

#32

At Least They're Being Upfront About It

Final score:

421points

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Vasana Phong 3 years ago

If Bart Simpson worked there

119points

#33

This Ad Placement

Final score:

408points

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Carmen Sandiego 3 years ago (edited)

Ahhh I'm dyingg

73points

#34

Yes! I Like It Any Place

Final score:

402points

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Serial pacifist 3 years ago

The dog knows.

271points

#35

She Knew

Final score:

399points

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Monday 3 years ago

huh...never realized Slughorn had a thing for Snape

98points

#36

6.99

Final score:

392points

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Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

florans be like

39points

#37

Thanks Management

Final score:

386points

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kjorn 3 years ago

can i choose the staff?

151points

#38

North Americans Unite!

Final score:

326points

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Soap 3 years ago

*snort*

70points

#39

Somebody In The Engineering/Design Department Thought This Would Be Funny

Final score:

321points

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Serial pacifist 3 years ago

Sir, it looks like a bent fishing rod, a small, wide one.

60points

#40

“Lighthouses”

Final score:

315points

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Robert T 3 years ago

Notice how the picture on the bag looks nothing like the contents. They might as well have called them cummi bears. :D

179points

#41

Thats 12 Inches Or 30cm

Final score:

313points

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XSpooky_Mint 3 years ago

Sir-

63points

#42

They Knew

Final score:

306points

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Soap 3 years ago

And that's how centaurs are made :]

337points

#43

There Are No Accidents

Final score:

306points

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Kate Wooding 3 years ago

the fact this was probably a mistake makes it so much better

71points

#44

It’s Hard To Imagine A Universe Where This Wasn’t Planned

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303points

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Berry Budgie 3 years ago

Sounds like a doctor Suess book that would be funny to young children

78points

#45

The Sign Maker Knew

Final score:

297points

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hyperunknown 3 years ago

Get a hold of yourself. ;D

71points

#46

They Ain’t Talking About Burgers

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293points

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Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

Men that don't enjoy doing this confuse me, why would you not enjoy it, yet seem to demand the reverse from her??

104points

#47

Disney “Dumbo” Shirt

Final score:

292points

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Mark Howell 3 years ago

Early stereotyping, ready for pre-school;o)

57points

#48

Nice

Final score:

276points

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Avocadorable 3 years ago

Even the weather is opinionated these days. 🤣

72points

#49

Innocent Amazon Search At Work!!

Final score:

262points

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Robert T 3 years ago

This is what the Audi logo looks like when you space it out ;-)

29points

#50

My Latin Workbook

Final score:

68points

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Robert T 3 years ago

They knew!

25points

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#51

This Is Art

Final score:

65points

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Robert T 3 years ago (edited)

Seen this one before. Quite appropriate considering how many bellends work in the building pictured. We have another one near me which has a different design that looks like a bat symbol and is known locally as Batman Bridge.

32points