HOW IS THIS NOT HIGHER UP

I'm just sitting back here watching people argue about human monsters and who did or didn't help them get elected. From where I'm sitting, Hitler and Putin are equally monstrous bástards, regardless of who did or did not help them get elected (or not-elected).

Clever! Upvote for the writer...

Well, that's interestingly detailed.

All of us envied him for a day! :D

Big C***s in my vag - even the small writing lines up.

Robin: "I've seen things, man. Things that cannot be unseen..."

This is PRICELESS.

The boob is fine, but a nipple would be the end of civilization as we know it.

Oops just looked this up and it doesn't exist.

*facepalms*

Soon he'll be! :D Or maybe it didn't work.:D

How long you spose it took ‘em to find these two pieces of wood? (Or are they stained?)

This lady has other problems i think.

This is on purpose. They probably bought the whole page for this add.

Dont "poke" fun at this respectable gentlemen! They're just excited to present the paintings! :D

I can’t stop laughing! I have NO idea what an “engagement badge” is, but if it’s something he’s sposta present to his fiancée, I really hope he did because she, too, would laugh like crazy, and that’s a most *excellent* way to start a marriage! (Dang, it’s hard typing through the tears; I genuinely can’t stop laughing!)

haahah

The Rock will grab my balls??

Cute of them to make it clear’

that horn solo though

hilarious

‘Never gonna give you up’ starts playing in the background

This is definitely intentional, part of clever marketing!

how festive

I love their sense of humour

always better to have a*s ready just in case

They got bronze at the Lesbian Olympics in Labia Manipulation? Sorry. Ive been working for 16 hours! I’m no longer making sense.

Now that’s what I call a great mailman!

Nothing can convince me this is unintentional.

When living in a cul-de-sac is getting old, try living in a ball-de-sac

Nah this one was on purpose! it doesn't do anyone any harm 🤷‍♀️

Pen is broken please use finger (I have proven myself that I am an alien now)

Another clever marketing! :D Now you can not unsee it...

He took the eating out post to heart

I think it’s clever! But what’s the point of the lock if you’re gonna post the code for everyone to see? It’ll only keep curious babies out.

Local newspaper once had pictures of six beautiful high school girls all in a row across the top of the page, with the article about them below the rightmost column. PEACH DUCHESSES. The headline under the other five girls' pictures was: RECORD SALES AT CATTLE AUCTION.

I bet the ate grandma’s muffin, too.

I don't know, kind of nice to have a church for twats - at least one morning a week when they are all together and give the rest of us peace.

And one at a time please. :D

Awww, how considerate, theres a warning!

Took me way too long, Phil-Mc-Cann, Fill my can.

that's just bad....

Damned right we do! You can start right here, please.

"Uhhhhh, get me sharper, senpai- uh sensharp! Uhhhhhh!"

Hollering "Oh God Oh God" doesn't count!

Sorry, Eleanor is busy right now...

And Sarah has … um, stuff on her face, too, which just reinforces the joke. (Yeah, I know it’s sunscreen, but it’s funnier if you pretend it’s not.)

Stone-hard?