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Adam C 4 years ago

In alaska you'll be house searching.

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Kevin Donegan 4 years ago

Does the weak Cheeto represent the poor leadership of the Orange Cheeto in the White House?

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"So long as Americans are spending the money, that helps stimulate and support the economy. Although saving money is good, saving money actually doesn’t do much in the short run to help the economy. In the long run, maybe it helps by creating more financially secure people to not become a burden," Dogen from the Financial Samurai told us.

"I believe everything is rational. If people want to use their money to spend on TVs and other things, its because they’ve got their basics already taken care of. Here’s how millionaires are spending their checks."

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago

Trump only agreed to the $1200 because it's an election year.

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ƒιѕн 4 years ago

Well your still screwed, taxes on top of that.

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Kevin Donegan 4 years ago

Your "check" comes with tRump's name on it ... just like his "charity" ... he got others to give him money then put his name on the checks like it was his money to give. The only exception with his charity and the stimulus check, he usually paid himself.

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Dogen believes that 1,200 dollars per person should help individuals for at least a month. "If you add on the extra 600 dollars a month in unemployment benefits, that’s a decent amount of money," he said.

"For example, in California, you can get 4,200 dollars a month in unemployment benefits now. And then if you add on another 1,200, that’s 5,600 dollars. It’s really the added unemployment benefits that will really help those who have lost their jobs," Dogen pointed out.

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JessG 4 years ago

Exactly

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Hans 4 years ago

I recommend coming to Norway. Here tax authorities help you get a higher tax return. Quite a shock if you paid taxes before in another country...

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Lisa Moschetti 4 years ago

In the meantime, think about this from Forbes . . . Americans making 1 Million will receive $1.7 million stimulus checks . . . https://www.forbes.com/sites/shaharziv/2020/04/14/why-are-rich-americans-getting-17-million-stimulus-checks/#643e0518665b

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The BBC reports that President Donald Trump’s name will be printed on the paper checks that will be sent out to financially-struggling Americans. This is the very first time that a US president’s name will show up on a federal government handout.

Not surprisingly, some are worried that this decision might delay checks arriving. The president denied that there will be a delay, as did the Treasury Department. However, two senior IRS officials told the Washington Post that the first batch of checks might arrive slower because of this.

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Casey Mineer 4 years ago

Can you electronically bank with a Nintendo DS?

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REDNEKNATION 4 years ago

The Apocalypse is coming

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Bumble 4 years ago

Is that Tony Soprano's house?

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"You are getting your money late because the President thinks it is more important that his name be on the cheque than that you are able to pay your bills on time," Democratic Senator Brian Schatz shared his opinion on Twitter.

The stimulus checks are part of a 2 trillion (that’s right, trillion) dollar relief package that will help out more than 80 million US citizens. And Americans need it now more than ever. Around 16 million people lost their jobs in the US just in the past month and the situation may get worse before it gets better.

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Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

Now people are hoarding alpavas?!?!

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Noez 🇸🇪 4 years ago

That last picture is an absolutely nauseating sight.

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Norma 4 years ago

Whoa! I'm totally down for that!!

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Pretty Pangolin 4 years ago

I'm putting it in savings rather than checking so I don't spend it accidentally. I have a disability claim with Social Security that could take up to a year to be resolved, so I might need it before then.

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Jeff Requier 4 years ago

now they get to tell people "its in the mail" instead of hearing it for years

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Colin L 4 years ago

I wish that the majority of the $2T package was for health care and not for giant corporations.

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Akshay.T 4 years ago

Whaddya mean

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Mary Jaye 4 years ago

neither give me a desktop. no more Macs after Catalina. I am through with the Mac.

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Rustyn Birch 4 years ago

Asking for a friend. ;P

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Queen Jackson. 4 years ago

Elaborate 🌚

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James Wood 4 years ago

Um, no. I make <30k and got mine.

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Kenny Kulbiski 4 years ago

Don't get me wrong, I'll damn sure take the money, ( if it ever comes). I'm just wondering where it's coming from and how the government is going to get it back. I'm betting higher taxes on the middle class. It damn sure won't be on corporations or 1%ers.

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Full Name 4 years ago

It'll be a mixture of quantitative easing (printing money) and a bond issue. Yeah, ya'll will be paying it back out of taxes for many, many years. It's certainly not a free lunch.

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

"Stimulus check" to stimulate people to forget how this administration handled the pandemic so by november they'll still remember the $1200 gift but have forgotten the 26 000 deaths.

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Evil Little Thing 4 years ago

We're actually projected to have over 61,000 deaths before August. And that's without a second spike brought about by red states acting like idiots.

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Colin L 4 years ago

Currently at 34K deaths.... aaaaand people are protesting health orders as a hoax.

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John Jones 4 years ago

I absolutely agree. Its sad.

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Wanda Culley 4 years ago

Sad but true

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Ben Smith 4 years ago

Lol. Explain to me how the government could STOP A VIRUS? Initiating a national lockdown in February? People would have been rioting in the streets. Stock piling more ventilators? Waste of tax payers money! Don’t spend money until you need them you’d say. I get that it’s convenient to blame the government but realize that thousands of people were always going to die from this.

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Cori 4 years ago

Ex husband: Are you going to vote for Trump in November? Me: Yeah, no that's definitely NOT going to happen. Ex: But he gave you money! Me: Uh, no. CONGRESS gave me money. That a*****e gave me 4 years of entitled ineptitude.

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Conservative_And_Proud 4 years ago

Lou Lopez, since I can't comment directly on yours, I'm putting it here. What is one crime he has committed, with evidence?

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Susan Huggett 4 years ago

Who is the a*****e here? Maybe you can't see it because you wear it on your asshat. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MY8Nfzcn1qQ#

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Kenny Kulbiski 4 years ago

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Full Name 4 years ago

It'll be a mixture of quantitative easing (printing money) and a bond issue. Yeah, ya'll will be paying it back out of taxes for many, many years. It's certainly not a free lunch.

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

"Stimulus check" to stimulate people to forget how this administration handled the pandemic so by november they'll still remember the $1200 gift but have forgotten the 26 000 deaths.

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Evil Little Thing 4 years ago

We're actually projected to have over 61,000 deaths before August. And that's without a second spike brought about by red states acting like idiots.

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Colin L 4 years ago

Currently at 34K deaths.... aaaaand people are protesting health orders as a hoax.

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John Jones 4 years ago

I absolutely agree. Its sad.

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Wanda Culley 4 years ago

Sad but true

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Ben Smith 4 years ago

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Cori 4 years ago

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Conservative_And_Proud 4 years ago

Lou Lopez, since I can't comment directly on yours, I'm putting it here. What is one crime he has committed, with evidence?

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