Who is having a worse day than me, the car owner or the duck?

this is karma at its finest

Perfect opportunity to have a nice conversation! I would have told her she looks great with or without the lipstick!

"Is this going on Facebook?"

That's just their technic of distraction... now look behind you! :p

His reaction was like a cartoon character

how long are those screw? it's a floor! they must be a hell of space between the ceiling under

F this car in particular. - ICE

Seagulls = A******s of the bird world

Sell it (if you can)!

At 30000 it will become self aware

Dont put the fire out of course. Take a pic!

The young Jim Halpern! Great expression!

Did your professor get a good laugh out of it? Grading papers is dull and boring. He needed some comic relief

Not this time eh?

What have you done in your last life?

A hint from the careers advisor?

Well, at least they never had kids

Urgh, that actually gives me an anxious feeling in my stomach

Aw he was just trying to do the right thing. Poor kid.

And never turn into oncoming vehicles...

yeah, because we all just take photos while our cats poop in the kitchen...

Was there a patient in there? Omg.

that's the right punishment for wearing ripped jeans :-)

So which is the real picture?

Amazing it's caught on camera!

His face... Just patiently waiting...

Stressful

It was axeiddental

They might be a little overdone

Aaargh that's making my toes curl!

Ouch 🔥

How the actual genuine f**k

The guys a legend

Free lunch then?

Looks better this way.

Just get down there and taste the rainbow!

This is priceless! :D

To be fair, that could have been a lot worse.

Smelly cat. Smelly cat. what. Are. They feeding you? Smelly cat. Smelly cat. It's. Not. Your fault....

only in Canada eh?

And the building in front looks like a giant coffin

Never knew they were this tough

Can't even go to the car wash, on account of the flat tire

s*it happens

how do we know it just doesn't wanna go on holiday?

dip the headlights you said...

Get yourself to a doctor

When pepper spray is not enough.... there's the flaming peppers spray!

He clawed as he fell.

It's still on the paper!! You can still eat it!! Did not touch the floor :p

His car was lonely and wanted some friends.

She loved that duck...

Maybe it's the IT guy.

Oh no! Poor lady!

I couldn't even see what happened at first.

Dornie Darko is your neighbour? Cool!

aah c**p

The owner is a pig for just leaving it there.