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#2

What, No Tie-Down? This Happened Not Even 50 Yards Later

Final score:

197points

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Farnzy 1 month ago

Complete with confounded owner scratching their head. This is so funny I think it actually broke my funny bone

175points

Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 month ago

People who buy these vehicles think they're "smart". But smart and common sense are often two different things.

43points

Bob Hathaway 1 month ago

What a fool!! Can you imagine what that load would do to a car behind him?

2points

Susie Elle 1 month ago

Some people have no sense of awareness or judgment. Like, at all. None.

2points

SJones 1 month ago

But it’s a cyber truck

0points

Multa Nocte 1 month ago

Sorry, but if you get a Tesla, this is all on you.

52points

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 month ago

Just owning one of those piles is a major sign that somebody lacks ALL common sense.

53points

Nitka Tsar 1 month ago

That‘s a Tesla? Really? I thought it was someones attempt at a self made Delorian, lol

14points

Forrest Hobbs 1 month ago

Nothing wrong with buying a Tesla. What's wrong here is assuming that you can safely carry an unsecured load. Calling a vehicle a pickup truck does not magically make things stay in the back when the tailgate is down.

0points

Montanavanna 1 month ago

A truck that cannot do truck things is in fact, not a truck.

42points

Pyla 1 month ago

When a truck is a showpiece and basically an oversized hatchback. 🙄

29points

Rita Verschuure 1 month ago

Ahhwww, it laid eggs. How long before they hatch?

23points

G A 1 month ago

The Cybertrash IS NOT A TRUCK! it is an ugly piece of c**p.

23points

Evagating Beewolf (she/they) 1 month ago

hey don't insult ugly pieces of c**p here, they don't pretend to be anything other than what they are.

2points

Bex 1 month ago

Photographic evidence this is not a truck, but a poorly designed piece of c**p made by an overgrown man-baby.

17points

Robert T 1 month ago

Exactly what you'd expect from someone stupid enough to buy Noel Skum's dickmobile.

9points

Rigor Moreno 1 month ago

I guess money cant buy common sense... :D

6points

Barbara Burns 1 month ago

It's not the Tesla's fault that the owner is a dangleberry.

6points

fly on the wall 1 month ago

No but the tesla is strong evidence

3points

DowntownStevieB 1 month ago

Yeah....still, not a truck.

5points

Justin Tyme 1 month ago (edited)

If you can afford $80,000+ for a junk vehicle, you can can afford delivery.

4points

Floeckchen 1 month ago

Correlation or causation?

4points

Juris Macto 1 month ago

I'm not surprised that someone who bought a cybertruck makes bad decisions.

3points

Sand Ers 1 month ago

-Another- bad decision.

1point

Lost Penny 1 month ago

Something totally expected of someone driving one of those atrocities.

2points

Justin Tyme 1 month ago

Cyberjunk.

2points

Guess Undheit 1 month ago

Deserved, and hilarious.

1point

Rick Seiden 1 month ago

Stupid enough to buy a cybertruck, stupid enough to not tie down the load.

1point

VW Panda 1 month ago

That Trex stuff is slippery. Don’t ask me how I know.

1point

Old Wardog 1 month ago

How do you know? J/k

0points

Id row 1 month ago

A fool and his payload are soon parted.

1point

Strahd Ivarius 1 month ago

This is a Tesla, what did you expect?

1point

UncleJohn3000 1 month ago

Better caption - CyberYuck gives birth.

1point

Rizzo 1 month ago (edited)

How did I know that he isn't the brightest candle on the cake? Yes! The "car"!

1point

Gia SDP 1 month ago

D-bag

1point

Steve Robert 2 weeks ago

Warranty voided.

0points

Granger 2 weeks ago

Well if they're bright enough to buy this vehicle, you know they're not bright at all.

0points

Mary Peace 1 month ago

"But it was all fine when I put them in there, I can't understand what happened!"

0points

DutchPanda 1 month ago

Hahaha moron

0points

P M B 1 month ago

This act of stupidity takes second place to his first act of stupidity — buying that thing.

0points

Cass Malone 1 month ago

It's cuz it's not a truck

0points

I just work here 1 month ago

Hmmmn, no s**t...

0points

Lynda Nesbitt 1 month ago

Idiot.

0points

Celtic Pirate Queen 1 month ago

My Mom was telling me about her BIL, who is a contractor (totally inept, I don't know how he stays in business) apparently stuff falls out of his truck all the time. So, we were in Spokane, WA about 40 minutes from Mom's house. We see this idiot traveling down the road as 2x4s go sliding out of his truck onto the street. We pull up next to him to let him know he was losing his load. Sure enough, it was her BIL.

0points

Alexa Gori 1 month ago

Стройматериалы не кибертраке? У меня кипит мозг.

0points

ROSESARERED 1 month ago

What an ugly car

0points

RL R 1 month ago

That imbecile represents the whole array of imbeciles who buy this piece of shite.

0points

Lindy Mac 1 month ago

It was sloped down before they moved that wonderfully handy cyborgtwuck... love the fact that human learned about gravity and inertia BEFORE getting on the road.

0points

Dawn McDaniel 1 month ago

HAHAHAHA Cyper Truck not so strong - HAHAHA

0points

Joanne Mendonza-Earle 1 month ago

Why would anyone buy that stupid vehicle? Also, to quote Bugs Bunny, 'poor little maroon'.

0points

Wim Cossement 1 month ago

Moron... The Cybertruck has to be recalled for the 5th time now, Elon is a genius!

0points

Max Fox 1 month ago

What, a cybertruck owner with no common sense? I'm shocked, I tell you, SHOCKED!

0points

Earl Grey 1 month ago

For more hilarity, fellow Pandas might enjoy the r/CyberStuck subreddit.

0points

EJN 1 month ago

I have no sympathy for idiots. Especially those driving a Tesla.

0points

Rebecca McManus 1 month ago

It may look like a box, but unlike a box it doesn't hold any contents in

0points

Lindsay 1 month ago

I mean honestly, this person is driving a Tesla SUV/ pickup. Obviously, they don't own the most brain cells on the planet.

0points

Ray LeBlanc 1 month ago

A real case of Duhhhhhhhhh

0points

Rebecca Surette 1 month ago

NOT. A. TRUCK!!!

0points

Katherine Forrestall 1 month ago

Weird car...

0points

Oops 1 month ago

What car is this, from the Jetsons?

0points

Ellen Lanser 1 month ago

what do you expect from someone who buys such an ugly musk-truck

0points

Caffeine72 1 month ago

Once again, the IncEl Camino proves it's not a truck.

0points

Sven Horlemann 1 month ago

What do you expect from someone driving a dork "car". Marvelous he can breathe without help.

0points

Barbie Villanueva 1 month ago

He probably forgot to slap it and say "that ain't going anywhere"

0points

Livingwithcfs 1 month ago

Does this guy qualify for tge ding-a-ling award?

0points

Barry 1 month ago (edited)

Final Destination reboot looking good

0points

Någon 1 month ago

This must prove only idiots have that “car”…?

0points

laura lee 1 month ago (edited)

Bc that's not a truck, it's just an ugly car made by an ugly man

0points

okpkpkp 1 month ago

it's not a truck

0points

DemonicPanda 1 month ago

Tesla owners may be rich, but no one ever said they were smart.

0points

Joseph Stillman 1 month ago

either put down the back seat or get one of those winch things

0points

Carole Martin 1 month ago

Just shows how smart anyone is who buys one of those monstrosity trucks.

0points

JET 1 month ago

That's because Cyber Trucks are useless anyway.

0points

Mariaf 1 month ago

The guy bought a cybertruck, was anybody truly expecting common sense?

0points

María Hermida 1 month ago

Is the abomination in the picture a real car?

0points

Tom Brincefield 1 month ago

That's the Tesla Cybertruck. A prime example of exactly what kind of genius the Muskrat is.

0points

Anna Drever 1 month ago

😂

0points

Earthquake903 Premium 1 month ago

Exactly what I'd expect from someone driving one of those

0points

Bill B 1 month ago

had that with those super slick fake boards on the lumber rack on top of my pickup, TIED DOWN!

0points

Kate 1 month ago

That's one handy dandy pitiful excuse of a vehicle.

0points

Giraffy Window 1 month ago

Silly person thought they were working with an actual truck bed.

0points

geezeronthehill 1 month ago

Get a truck.

0points

Stannous Flouride 1 month ago

If you can afford one of those dumpsters-with-wheels you can afford to get stuff delivered.

0points

Lyoness 1 month ago

Considering the car, are we surprised?

0points

Jilly 1 month ago

Douche with douche car.

0points

Robin Roper 1 month ago

Of course. This person was an idiot in many ways, the first was buying the stupid "truck."

0points

MaxMi 1 month ago

How unpredictable

0points

Justin Tyme 1 month ago

TESLA: Tell Elon Stop Looking Absurd

0points

Justin Tyme 1 month ago

TESLA: Totally Electric, Still Lame Anyway

0points

Gabriela 1 month ago

It reminds me so much of the movie “Demolition Man” where there future was so disfuncional even though it was “advanced”

0points

Gabriela 1 month ago

“Truck”

0points

Cammy Mack 1 month ago

Don't get a fashion statement to do the work of a truck with a proper eight foot cargo box.

0points

Ray Carrillo 1 month ago

There is stupid, then there is willfully and forcefully stupid.

0points

Wolf princess quinn 1 month ago

Why you might as well have just thrown out the $$$$$ you gave Musk

0points

Spittnimage 1 month ago

What. A. Surprise.

0points

Mongo Marcia 1 month ago

How are they even considered a truck!

0points

Captain Awesome 1 month ago

Hahahahaha

0points

Brett Walker 1 month ago

Why would you buy a Tesla in the first place? They're hideous (and poor quality from what I've read).

0points

Brett Walker 1 month ago

I see this all the time. People laugh at me for how security tie my loads down. But this has never happen to me. 😀

0points

Say No to Downvoting 1 month ago

Maybe I have been living under a rock, but what is this car?? It’s hilarious! It looks like a Time Machine. I want one just for the funny value!

0points

ManuelQue 1 month ago

Tesla Cybertruck. The modern day Bricklin.

0points

Scott Rackley 1 month ago

It wouldn't have mattered what truck he put it in if he's loading like that

0points

DetriMentaL (It/That) 1 month ago

The infinite-boot-space DLC isn't available yet mate

0points

Red Hair Blue Soul 1 month ago

Get a real truck

0points

Bidango Smith 1 month ago

Considering that he could have kept the tailgate up and rolled up that stupid bed-cover ... he's just dumb ... of course, he has THAT vehicle so ...

0points

Bidango Smith 1 month ago

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0points

Virgil Blue 1 month ago

Well he DID buy a cyber truck. So he has money but no sense.

0points

Clarf 1 month ago

Serves them right for having one of those stupid things.

0points

Riley Quinn 1 month ago

This guy's first mistake was thinking this ludicrously designed vehicle is a truck.

0points

Morten Jul Lægaard 1 month ago

What a dimwit 🙄

0points

ZuriLovesYou 1 month ago

Shouldn't have bought a cybertruck.

0points

Donald 1 month ago

When you stack that material there is little to no friction holding it together, they slide over each other like they're made of ice. You need about half a mile of shrink wrap to hold the bundle together and having a real truck with a trailer or a roof rack definitely helps to secure it properly.

0points

DEW 1 month ago

Didn't someone show this car on another thread?

0points

Jason Kennith 1 month ago

Even though we're talking about transporting metal beams, electric cars are kinda useless. They usually get their electricity from power plants, most of which run on coal. Either way, you're producing waste, directly or not. (Not that I entirely hate the idea of saving our environment, this just isn't the way to do it right now.)

-3points

Pernille 1 month ago

Jason, you might not know this, but many countries have figured out how to make electricity without coal.

1point

#3

My Wisdom Toot. You’d Think It Would Be Wise Enough To Not Do This Type Of Stuff

Final score:

185points

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Farnzy 1 month ago

BAAAHAHAHAHA WISDOM TOOT!

149points

The most up-to-date statistics show that on average, an American has 4 bad days a month. These add up to 48 days per year that are dedicated to bad moods and unfortunate events.

However, this seems to be an improvement since 2018, when respondents reported having about 60 bad days a year.

Interestingly, the 2024 Avocado Green Mattress and Talker Research survey has found that Americans can pinpoint the exact time when it’s going to be a tough day. At precisely 8:36 a.m., they can already tell that their day won’t go as planned.

#4

My Stove/Oven Broke And The Display Doesn’t Even Say The Time Anymore

Final score:

184points

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Pittsburgh rare 1 month ago

It does say the time. Time to pee

132points

#5

Thought One Of The Bulbs Burned Out In The Backyard

Final score:

175points

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Multa Nocte 1 month ago

Well there's your basic "nope nest."

153points

#6

Not What I Expected On A CT Scan Following A Suspected Gallbladder Attack

It's exactly what it looks like. I'm now terminal at 40 years old. Consider this a PSA: go to the damn doctor when you're in pain. You never know.

lickykicky Report

Final score:

173points

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Justme 1 month ago (edited)

PSA: Go to the doctor for regular routine check ups, not just when you’re unwell. I just made a new-patient appointment for someone who just had a heart attack (and now needs a doctor) - they have to wait 7 months. This is in the US for someone with private insurance. Clinics just don’t have enough doctors to see patients quickly. If he were established with a doctor already the wait would be ~2-4 weeks.

85points

A quarter of the time, people feel like there’s no way to turn the downright smile upside down. 48% of respondents even admitted to canceling plans or calling out of work to go back to sleep after waking up and sensing a bad day.

The most common causes of a tough day were getting up and feeling sick (35%), followed by poor sleep (31%), and waking up with a headache (29%). Misplacing the keys (26%) and leaving the phone at home (25%) were other top contenders.

Additional reasons for things going south included running out of toilet paper, forgetting the wallet at home, sleeping through the alarm, and forgetting to charge the phone the night before.

#7

On My Way To Start College And My Car Caught Fire With Everything I Own Inside Of It

No one was hurt in the slightest, and I was the only one in the vehicle when it caught fire. Thankfully, I could get everything out of the car before the fire got too bad and we had to back away. The fire department put it out very quickly, so no real damage was caused. Also, a little bit of context: my father was in his car, and I was between him and a truck. I sped up to try and pass the truck and try to close the distance between us. He was guiding me and had some of my things in his car. As I accelerated, I heard a pop, and my car began to slow down, and before I could react, it popped again and entirely died. I threw on my flashers pulled off to the side of the road and began trying to call my dad when the guy in the truck who was in front of me came up and started seeing if I needed help when we noticed the crackling of a fire under my hood. I popped the hood, and we saw the firewall was about to be fully engulfed by flames, so I called 911 while he began pulling all my things out.

CarDoor_Curti Report

Final score:

171points

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Nitka Tsar 1 month ago

That‘s a stock photo, right? „No real damage“? Oo

39points

#8

Here’s The View From My Front Door, I Would Like To Note That It’s Not Even 4 PM And This Is How Dark It Is Because Of The Fires Nearby My Town

Final score:

168points

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Farnzy 1 month ago

Oregon has been like this before. It's unreal and scary feeling

76points

Revolutionary_Town21 Report

#9

Saw This After Hearing The Loudest Scream Of My Life

I was working and heard someone screaming at the top of his lungs. Went to the bathroom and saw this. The poor guy was taking a dump when this happened.

Final score:

166points

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Multa Nocte 1 month ago

I know this is a very bad thing and I am a very bad person, but I am laughing hysterically about this right now at 6:30 in the morning.

142points

The survey further revealed that unfortunate events were most likely to strike at the start of the week. 60% of respondents said that Mondays had the highest chance of going into a downright spiral. Work schedules and the back-to-school season were some of the most common contributing factors.

To prevent bad days from occurring, respondents try to find time for themselves each day to relax (41%), make time for things they enjoy (37%), and ensure they are well-rested (35%). In fact, 71% of respondents said that sleep can make or break their day, and having enough of it can help to deal with things that may go wrong during it.

#10

Rearranging Fridge, Watermelon Rolled Out. I Ignored Thinking I'd Grab It In A Second. It Continued To Roll Down The Nearby Staircase

Final score:

159points

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Multa Nocte 1 month ago

This is like something out of a Benny Hill skit.

85points

#11

I Guess My Sunscreen Wasn't Water-Resistant

Final score:

157points

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Multa Nocte 1 month ago

Dear God, that's gonna hurt . . . .

159points

#12

My Entire Neighborhood Is Submerged In Flood Water With Raw Sewage In It

Final score:

156points

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SkyBlueandBlack 1 month ago

I feel like that description works for the whole state of Florida.

169points

But even if a bad day is unpreventable, there are ways to turn it around. Ruth Steggles, an expert in positive psychology, suggests stopping and noticing what’s going on around you. “Identifying what is actually upsetting you then allows you to address the root cause. If it is something you can't change, look for some small thing you can change.”

Similarly, positive psychology play consultant Jeff Harry advises to sit with the feeling and let yourself fully experience the bad moment. "If you allow yourself to fully feel the bad moment, then you can let it go. If you don't allow yourself to feel it, you suppress it, meaning you hold on to it, and then you have more bad moments and suppress those until you have so many you are holding back, which results in not only a bad day, but many bad thoughts about yourself, which can affect your week, year, or your entire life."

#13

Microwaved A Smucker’s Uncrustable (Premade Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich) For 15 Seconds And Got A 2nd Degree Burn. This Is About 5 Days After It Happened

Final score:

155points

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Pyla 1 month ago

Molten jelly.

69points

#14

My Legs After Mowing My Lawn While It Was Still Wet

Final score:

155points

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G A 1 month ago

Hulk smash puny lawn!

174points

#15

The Semi Truck Got Nailed By A Freight Train. My House Is On The Other Side Of Those Train Tracks

Final score:

151points

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G A 1 month ago

You're going home the long way round, then...

82points

Steggles also recommends having a list of things that a person enjoys doing so they can go back to it when going through a rough patch. Like reading a book, taking a bath, dancing around in the kitchen, or going for a walk. “It is helpful to know your feel-good tool kit,” she says.

#16

Let’s Get A Roomba They Said, You Will Have Less Cleaning They Said

Final score:

150points

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Multa Nocte 1 month ago

Did your Roomba make an outline of a voluptuous woman? 😳

162points

#17

Flashback To When My Dog Chewed A Hamster-Sized Hole In The Drywall. The Last Photo Is Him With The Drywall Dust On His Nose Caught Red-Handed

Final score:

149points

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Annabelle 1 month ago

That faaaaace!🥰🥰🥰

83points

#18

Found Out The Hard Way That Apparently I'm Very Allergic To Fire Ants

Was getting the mail without shoes on, felt a sting, and immediately swatted it off. Fast forward 5 minutes later, and I'm completely naked in my house, scratching like I've never scratched before. Then I noticed my palms and fingertips were now blue, followed by hives from the top of my neck down to my toes.

thatoneguyy22 Report

Final score:

147points

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TMMITW 1 month ago

Fire ants are the devil's spawn.

82points

Putting on some tunes may be the most simple remedy to a bad day. Listening to favorite songs can help a person to wind down and take their mind off of things for a while. “A music playlist that gradually moves from uncomfortable emotions to comfortable ones can be a healthy coping strategy and facilitate a positive mood change,” says board-certified music therapist Megan Hoffer.

#19

Someone Threw A Brick Off An Overpass. I Was The Lucky Winner

Final score:

143points

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Pyla 1 month ago

Thank god this person is ok.

111points

#20

Came To My Car Window Smashed This Morning. I Don't Know Any Tomas And I'm Not In Debt To Anyone

Final score:

132points

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Verena 1 month ago

It can be worse. The people hired to scare or shoot others because some tiff aren't the brightest. Happens often enough that the fireworks is deposited in the wrong mail box (in NL this is a slit in the entrance door) or bombs planred at the wrong door. Or the wrong person is killed.

44points

#21

Bought My First Car, Got Hit Within Less Than 12 Hours

Final score:

131points

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Board Pan, duh. 1 month ago

Ugh

35points

When things go south, it might feel instinctive to get away from people. However, research suggests doing the opposite and reaching out to others, especially those who are happy and supportive of us. A friendly conversation, even a short one, can change our mood, lower blood pressure, and make us feel good.

#22

Bedroom Ceiling Collapsed

Final score:

129points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 month ago

Ugh Glass wool. I used to work construction and that stuff is the worst. Fiberglass insulation is bad but it's somewhat contained by the backing. The old glass wool is exactly what it looks like here. At least it's not asbestos. That's the absolute worst. You get into a remodel on an old building with asbestos and it's hazmat suit time. Tons of fun in the middle of summer. I don't miss those days.

68points

#23

Someone Reversed Their Boat Trailer Into My Rental

Final score:

125points

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Multa Nocte 1 month ago

At least it's still there so you can get identifying info.

80points

#24

This Dental Estimate My Partner Received Was Just To Make Him Pain-Free. This Is After Insurance Too. The Dental Industry Is Absolutely Insane

Final score:

123points

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Simon Chen 1 month ago

I do not really understand why you guys not just jump into the next plane to, i dont know, cuba and have it done there for much less than that and have a nice holiday in addition? Do i oversee something?

82points

Those who want to help out someone whose day isn’t going as anticipated should acknowledge their feelings but avoid reinforcing them or leaving them be, says Steggles. Therefore, she suggests telling them, "I am sorry you are feeling that way. What will you do to cheer yourself up?" or “I am sorry you feel that way? Is there anything we can do together to help you feel differently?"

#25

Can’t Get Back Inside Because She Threw A Hissy Fit And Opened The Stove Bottom Drawer, Which Is Keeping The Door From Opening

Final score:

122points

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Pernille 1 month ago

Seems like it can be solved with a bit of stick action, or maybe the cat will let you back in once she realises that the bowl doesn't auto fill with food. Made me laugh anyway.

54points

#26

Welp

Final score:

119points

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Multa Nocte 1 month ago

Oh dear! I was initially worried that someone blew up their toilet with an industrial grade toileting mishap, but it's scarier to see they could have been impaled sitting on the toilet!

52points

#27

I Came Back From Vacation, And Ants Built Their Colony In My Laptop. Those Crumbs Were All Eggs, And The Inside Of The Laptop Was Full Of Them. The Computer Wouldn’t Turn On

Final score:

119points

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A C 1 month ago

Laptop has a bug!

130points

“I recommend that you say "you feel" because it isn't the day that is bad, but their perception of their experience makes it so. I also always try to empower the other person to be responsible for changing things. Taking over and doing things for them may diminish them and make them feel worse,” Steggles explains.

#28

The Store Manager Was Furious At Me (The Customer)

Final score:

118points

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Floeckchen 1 month ago

He should be furious at whoever (not) closed the lid

173points

#29

Got Rudely Awaken By The Sound Of Everything In My Kitchen Cupboards Crashing To The Floor

Final score:

113points

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Farnzy 1 month ago

Are those just dowels securing it to the wall? Or did the anchor break?

26points

#30

Couldn’t Hit 88 Mph As The Storm Hit

Final score:

113points

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SheamusFanFrom1987 1 month ago

Welp, time to build a flux capacitor...

58points

Lastly, she concludes by saying, “Mindfulness is the key to not being dragged into the drama of a bad day. It involves identifying the problem, noticing how you feel, and then choosing what you want to do. If that is what you want, there is nothing wrong with having a bad day.”

#31

Got Woken Up, Naked In My Bed, By Four Police Officers Executing A Search Warrant For Someone Who Hasn’t Lived At My Address In Years

Final score:

111points

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MZ (she/they/he) 1 month ago

From OP: I live in an apartment and they gained access through the building manager. It was pretty f*****g wild, they were literally in my room, in the dark, telling me to wake up. I was like “wtf what’s going on” while they repeatedly asked my name and who else lives here. I kept asking what’s going on and they told me to “pop up and we’ll talk about it”, I said “I’m naked under here!”, at which point one of them said “don’t panic, put some clothes on”, ushered the others out and shut the door. Stepped out into the lounge a few moments later and first thing I said was just to be clear I’m not consenting to you guys being in my home. One of them said “we have a warrant”, and gave me a copy. Another said “it’s ok, we are looking for this guy”, showing me unopened mail addressed to their suspect that I had marked return to sender but hadn’t got around to sending back — s**t like that is kept on a table by the door with my keys, etc. Asked me a few questions and took my contact details.

62points

#32

Water In My Parents' Garage From Hurricane Helene. It's Going To Get Worse. Luckily, The Entire First Floor Of Their House Is A Garage. It Was About 10 Inches When This Was Taken

Final score:

107points

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DEW 1 month ago

Blessings

34points

#33

A Sea Lion Took A Bite Out Of My Salmon While It Was Being Reeled In

Final score:

106points

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DEW 1 month ago

I would cut off the bite mark myself. But that's me.

64points

#34

Forgot To Close The Window Before Getting A Carwash

Final score:

105points

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GREYNOOK 1 month ago

hope those are not important docs 😣

42points

#35

I Slipped In The Shower And Went Face-First Into The Knobs. Now My Lips Look Like This

Final score:

105points

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Multa Nocte 1 month ago

And here is Kim Kardashian paying good money to look that ugly when all she had to do was slip in the shower for the exact same look.

154points

#36

Dropped Off My Car To Get My Brakes Changed. Got These Pictures Texted To Me Instead

Apparently, the shop hand didn't know how an electronic e-brake works. Said he parked it in front of the shop, and when he came back out to pull it into the bay, he found it across the parking lot embedded into a wall.

Skytrip Report

Final score:

101points

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G A 1 month ago

What's an e brake?

36points

#37

I Am 46. How Bad Must I Look To People?

Final score:

98points

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Al Fun 1 month ago

A sandwich for 2.29? Is Herbert Hoover still president?

117points

#38

My Fiancé And I Bought Our First Home A Month Ago. Not Living In The Place Yet, But Today We Found Our Front Window Shattered

Final score:

96points

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Multa Nocte 1 month ago

Do you live near a golf course?

40points

#39

Took Out My Earbuds And The Tip Said "No Thanks, I'm Good"

Final score:

96points

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MEB 1 month ago

"Just the tip".

84points

#40

We Grew A Half Acre Of Carrots That All Turned Out Like This (15,000 Lbs)

Final score:

96points

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HF 1 month ago

it's like they don't carrot all

132points

#41

Was So Looking Forward To Making A Pie

Final score:

96points

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G A 1 month ago

Yak!

36points

#42

The Paint Store Guy Didn't Close The Can Properly

Bought a car one week ago. Picked up paint while on vacation to paint my mom's house. A teenager working at a paint store didn't close the can properly. That's 1 gallon of slightly greenish-gray wall paint on the floor of my new car.

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Final score:

96points

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Corvus 1 month ago

"Trust, but also double-check," as a local saying goes.

68points

#43

This Was Not How I Expected To Spend My Wednesday

Final score:

95points

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Shark queen 🦈🦈🦈 1 month ago

If this is real I'm so sorry. (If it's not real highway to hell needs to be in the background.)

30points

#44

2 Hours Into A 7-Hour Road Trip

Final score:

94points

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Hugh Crawford 1 month ago

Road trip across a lava field?

66points

#45

Guy Found A Novel Way To Break Into My Store

Final score:

93points

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Corvus 1 month ago

American houses truly are made of cardboard :D

39points

#46

Just Got My PS5 Recently. Had To Evacuate My House A Few Days Ago Because Of A Tropical Typhoon. This Is What I Came Back After The Storm Has Settled

Final score:

91points

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ADJ 1 month ago

Drowned PS5 is least of your problems now...

58points

#47

Well, I Managed To Go Four Years Without Getting COVID, And I Got It Right Before A Trip

Final score:

91points

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Undercover 1 month ago

Spent literally 3 months in a hut in the mountains. First contact with other people was a family gathering and my s****y antivaxxer BIL attended while visible sick and infected 5 of us with Covid. All first time infections because we were really careful. 😡🤬

76points

#48

Diaper Got Mixed With Laundry And Went Into Washing Machine. Everything Is Covered In Absorbent Hydro Gel

Final score:

89points

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Rebecca McNall 1 month ago

Did this soooo many times when the kids were younger........... ugh!!!!!!!! I feel for you

40points

#49

My Mom Left Her Car For 2 Months, Came Back To It Covered In Mold

Final score:

86points

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Multa Nocte 1 month ago

Did she park in a swamp?

88points

#50

Took The Wife Out Of Rehab For A Walk Through The City. She Was Making A Selfie And Lost Her Grip On Her Crutch. It’s Still There... Impossible To Retrieve

Final score:

80points

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Verena 1 month ago

Prove that selfies are overrated. Now get a long rope with a hook and fish it out.

59points