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30 Times People Realized They’re Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box, As Shared In This Online Group
Our life consists of deeds and actions, both smart and not, and often it is extremely difficult to draw a line between the first and second. And it's true that something which could be perceived as a flagrant manifestation of stupidity with time, at the moment of the action itself, could look quite reasonable and logical.
And yet, there are situations when people did something, and then literally on the spot understood that it was incredibly stupid. So here's our selection of similar stories based on the viral thread from the Askreddit community, which is simply bound to put you in a good mood.
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I was talking on the phone with my mom. After a while I got frustrated because I couldn't find my phone any where. I told my mom about it and she replied: "wait a second, I'll hang up and then call it so you can find it". I figured out how dumb I was as I was staring the ringing phone in my hand. We had a good laugh about it. But apple really doesn't fall far from the tree.
When someone told me they had the same name as me; I said "Really? What's your name?"
Needless to say, I felt like dying
I was out clothes shopping when I spotted someone I recognised. We made eye contact and smiled at each other. It was just then I realised I was walking towards a full length mirror.
Found a lost smartphone when walking somewhere. It was the exact same model as my own phone. Dropped it off at the nearest police station so they could contact the owner. Found out later that i had dropped off my own phone in stead of the one i found.
One time I went to the pet shop to buy a hamster, I bought huge cage for him, some food, but when I went home, I realized, that I forgot to buy hamster.
Better than buying the hamster and forgetting everything else. Then you're that weird person who carries a hamster every place they go.
Opened drawer to look for something, don't see what I need. Start to close drawer, spot thing I wanted in the first place, reach hand back in while still closing drawer with other hand. Shut hand in drawer.
My bf was weighing our suitcases the night before a flight. He did the classic, step on the scale and then step on the scale with the suitcase and do the math technique. One of the bags was a couple of kg over the limit so I reassured him that by morning he will have lost a bit of weight which might help get back under the limit. Didn't think that one through.
Edit: Thank you kind strangers for my very first awards!
I said out loud. “Wouldn’t it be crazy it Halloween fell on a Friday the 13th” it would be crazy because that’s not how dates work
I spent a good 45 seconds trying to open a can of beans with a can opener and couldnt for the life of me figure out what I was doing wrong. I remember thinking it had been awhile since I'd opened a can but really?
Then I took a good, hard look at what I was doing and realized I was trying to open an can with a potato peeler.
My divorce finalized in early 2017.
In late 2017, I got back together with my ex-wife.
Sitting across from my ex-wife in a Mexican restaurant in late 2019 after our thousandth argument, I very calmly, but firmly, said "we're the stupidest people on the f*****g planet." She agreed.
A couple days later she moved out.
I'm from the south and dated a girl when I was younger. First time meeting her mom, in a heavy New York accent, she asked me, "you like dogs?" I said, "no thanks, I'm not hungry."
It took me way too long to realize she was talking about the two giant pets they had, which were literally in between us, and not f*****g hot dogs.
I put my phone in the freezer to charge. I remember having the thought that it would actually work. Several hours later, I couldn't find my phone. When someone called me, my brain refused to put together that the reason why my fridge was playing music was that my phone was in it. I just thought it was a feature I had missed.
Went to the store to buy coffee.
Got home with pasta, lettuce and milk.
I forgot the coffee.
I used to work at a lovely deli around two, three (?) Years ago. Some of the beverages we offered was fresh, hot coffee. A gentleman walked in and asked for a coffee with lots of cream. Not a problem, says I. I pull out the cream, take the lid off, and my boss reminds me to shake it first. Not a problem, I think again, and shake the (open, lidless carton of light cream) sending cream all over the floor, counter, fridge, etc. Everyone in the deli just stopped and stared at me for a few of the longest seconds of my life. Made me rethink so much of my life.
I once talked to my gf about the impressive records of Cristiano Ronaldo in football; in her next sentence she asked: how old is Ronaldo?
To which I stupidly replied: who's Ron Aldo?
Edit: Thx for the award, I'm not American, but if I were I'd vote for Bi Den.
Not me, but my sister. One time, she went to go put a glass of water in the microwave to help keep her food moist, but the glass was too tall. Instead of getting a smaller glass out of the cabinet, she poured half the water out into the sink. The glass still wouldn't fit in the microwave, and she realized after what she had done.
I was working with my deaf coworker and the store we worked at was having a sale on airpod pros. I FORGOT he wouldn't be able to use them and was miming to him that he should buy some. He just pointed to his ears and shook his head. Then to make it worse, I kept trying to sign to him that I was sorry and kept signing thank you instead. He at least got a good laugh out of it.
I was in my late 30's before I realized you can raise the lever on the toaster to lift up the toast and easily grip it... instead of playing Operation with your fingers and the toaster slots.
During a dental appointment, my dentist asked me to bite down on this little strip of like sand paper? Not sure what it’s called exactly, but she says okay now “tap, tap, tap” but while she said it, she motioned with her hands like this:👌🏽 .. what she meant was tap my teeth down on the sand paper a few times... I took it as okay I’ll tap my fingers together - and just mimicked her gesture. She was trying so hard not to laugh at me when I realized what I had done
Me: "You know I've had better Mondays, but I've also had worse". My co-worker: "Good thing it's Tuesday so"
This one time I was asked to ref a football match, was gonna flip a coin to decide which team would start. I asked for a rep from each team, asked the first guy whether he was picking heads or tails. He picked heads. I asked the other guy what he was going to pick.
Reading my shampoo bottle and it said "30 uses." I thought of 1. Shampoo and 2. Emergency body wash before I thought of 3. I am an idiot.
In my kitchen I have one cabinet for bowls and plates and another one for cups. This hasn't changed since moving into the house four years ago.
About 75% of the time, I open the wrong cabinet to get what I need. Even when I try really hard to focus on opening the right cabinet, I still regularly get it wrong.
That was the final straw that validated my stupidity.
Me: "Hey, have you seen my glasses?"
Her: "Did you check the fridge?"
And there they are just like the 100 other times I can't find my glasses. Why do I put them in the fridge?
This conversation with my boss.
"I will be in late tomorrow. I have a doctor's appointment."
"Is everything ok?"
"Yes, why do you ask?"
I threw up in the middle of a school day last week and had to be sent home. I came to school the next day and people asked me if I was doing well. I calmy answered, “yes, why?”
Not me but my sister had this realisation when I challenged her confident proclamation that she wanted to sit at the back of the roller coaster to get a longer ride!
I said, "I'm consistent just not all the time." And it really had to be pointed out to me
Deployed, heard word of an unidentified drone flying relatively close to our area, so I’m just sitting there staring up at the night sky. I really have never seen a drone during the night time, so I didn’t really know what altitude to expect them to be flying at, or if they had lights on, so I was pretty clueless. This dim light catches my eyes as I’m scanning the sky and I focus in on it. The light seems to be getting bigger and bigger, and I couldn’t figure out what it was. So i ended up calling it up over the radio for the guys I was working with to come outside and take a look. They came outside, looked at the light in the sky I was pointing at, looked back at me, and then called me a dumbass. It was clouds slowly drifting in front of the moon. So I think that one was a mix of my own stupidity and tiredness
Birds aren't real, and neither are clouds. They're all government spy drones.
I guess it's ironic in some ways, but when I allow myself to be baited into replying to an idiotic stupid person/comment. That's pretty dumb in itself although it's tempting as f**k (check my history, I just did it, lol). I'm either feeding a troll or allowing my emotions to be somewhat aggravated, and over what? Over text on a screen from someone I'll never meet and who has NO influence on my life (other than what I give them) whatsoever. I may as well be arguing with a bot and it's not like you ever change someone's opinion or bring them to a realization *they're* the idiot. Not gonna happen. What's the saying, oh yeah. Don't argue with a stupid person, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I've been downvoted before because of being misread and I felt like "noooooo, you don't understand, I'm not the idiot you thought I was I'm actually smart, nooooo" - like holy Christ, what was I thinking, it's *meaningless*.
Since being concussed.
I won’t say I wasn’t stupid before the concussion but I know for sure I’m stupider now and it’s a strange sense of loss.
I had temporary brain damage after an accident. During recovery I went to walk my dog one day, checked and double checked that I had everything, keys, leash, poop bags etc. Forgot to take my dog.
Hope you are doing well. My Dad had a stroke that didn't impact him physically too much but we quickly found out he was having some processing issues when he darn near burned the kitchen down and put sugar in the eggs instead of salt.
Load More Replies...I was reading a paperback novel and found myself looking for the comments section so I could say something smartarse about the paragraph I'd just read.
Lmao done this. Didn’t realise why it hadn’t worked until 3 chapters later
Load More Replies...My daughter dropped her keys on our doorway (apt building). I stuck a note in the elevator saying "if you've found a set of keys, please contact me on floor X apt X . I told my then boyfriend and after a 5 second pause he told me, very calmly "are you sure.... it's a good idea to give out your address when looking for your keys?". It was only then that it clicked. I called my daughter to change the note immediately to the phone number. I went to university and everything, if you're wondering. And yet.
I had temporary brain damage after an accident. During recovery I went to walk my dog one day, checked and double checked that I had everything, keys, leash, poop bags etc. Forgot to take my dog.
Hope you are doing well. My Dad had a stroke that didn't impact him physically too much but we quickly found out he was having some processing issues when he darn near burned the kitchen down and put sugar in the eggs instead of salt.
Load More Replies...I was reading a paperback novel and found myself looking for the comments section so I could say something smartarse about the paragraph I'd just read.
Lmao done this. Didn’t realise why it hadn’t worked until 3 chapters later
Load More Replies...My daughter dropped her keys on our doorway (apt building). I stuck a note in the elevator saying "if you've found a set of keys, please contact me on floor X apt X . I told my then boyfriend and after a 5 second pause he told me, very calmly "are you sure.... it's a good idea to give out your address when looking for your keys?". It was only then that it clicked. I called my daughter to change the note immediately to the phone number. I went to university and everything, if you're wondering. And yet.