30 People Who Downloaded Their Google Data Share The Most Unsettling Things They’ve Found

There are times when we all get a tiny bit paranoid that somebody — like the Illuminati, the world government, a clandestine spy organization or an alien mothership — is secretly watching us. Keeping tabs on our personal information. Noting down every single, tiny, little thing that we do. [Looks around, peers out of the window, glances at the sky].

As it turns out, there’s no need to worry about secret groups creating a data storage on us because it’s actually happening every single day, right under our noses and in our pockets. Some internet users did a very scary thing — they downloaded their Google data, Facebook profiles and cloud storages, went through it and then posted the most unsettling things they found. Please applaud these courageous individuals who battled intense embarrassment to make us laugh. Here’s a list of the very best responses, so scroll down, upvote the ones you feel are the most interesting, and share them with your pals. You can learn more about your Google privacy settings right here.

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DOCTORFURGLI:

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Okay I have a weird but serious question.

My husband passed away last year. I still have his S7. I’m also 99% sure I have his Google account information, but if not I’m sure the password is saved in his phone.

If this thing really does record voices, how would I go about downloading his Google Data? I just want to hear his voice again. I’m starting to tear up as I type this, but seriously.. I only have one voicemail from him on my phone and maybe a couple videos. Anything more I can get of his voice, pictures of him I haven’t been able to restore... anything I can get I want. I miss him so [friggin] much.
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OLDSTYLEREVIVAL:

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If you have his Google login info, you can get to the voice recordings through the link below and logging in with that Google account. Then go to Data & Personalization -> Voice & Audio Activity -> Manage Activity

From there you can play and download audio clips.

https://myaccount.google.com/

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DOCTORFURGLI:

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Omg y’all thank you so much.... I’m like bawling right now. I accessed it no problem and even though they are short little clips some of the last ones he said were “Asheton is my wife” and “I love you baby”.

You have no idea how much this means to me. Some are stupid things he Googled when we were arguing about stuff (conversions, song names etc) and they made me giggle because it brought me back. Oh man I miss him so much... but at least now I have this little snippets of memories.

This seriously means the world to me. I’m so glad I stumbled upon this today.

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Vani 5 years ago

I'm not crying, you are crying

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HALO462:

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Not so much that it was stored info, but I was cooking dinner when a friend came in from out of town, and I was making three potatoes. I had never microwaved three, and went to search how long to cook them for. I typed in how long to micr... and the first suggestion was microwave three potatoes. That's not even the weirdest thing that's happened, just the most recent. Seriously, f*** google. Check out duck duck go.

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Last night I had a conversation via Discord that resulted in me saying "Oh wow! Now I gotta Google what baby platypuses look like!"

Then I proceeded to type "baby" on the Chrome search bar, and immediately got one and only one suggestion: "baby platypus". They have GOT to be "listening" and processing my audio input real time.

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Michelle Line 5 years ago

Which is why my primary computer does NOT have either a camera or a microphone.

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The most unsettling one I've had came from Facebook, not Google. Minor bit of background - I'm a straight guy with a lot of LGBT friends and was actively involved in supporting the Australian same-sex marriage campaign, so FB probably had me flagged as gay at the start of 2012.

In 2012 I started dating someone. We'd been friends for some time. I'm on Facebook all the time, she had an account but almost never used it.

We basically never communicated on Facebook.

Immediately Facebook started telling me to mark her as a 'close friend' and all of its ads changed from "Gay Singles Cruise" and similar to "Romantic Getaways for Couples".

I can only assume that it was able to tell from GPS that she spent a night at my place, and that I spent one at hers a few days later.

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comboplush 5 years ago

If they had apple products with them, the devices can spot and recognize other devices. Might have connected that to the social media data, too.

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Reddit user AlleKeskitason asked other community members that had downloaded their Google data, what the most unsettling things they found were. Incredibly, people replied. And their responses were both hilarious and deeply disturbing. For example, one Redditer found out that they’re the “vice-president” of a company they’ve never heard of. While another person found some recordings of their computer’s fan spinning. Spooky, right?

Bored Panda interviewed AlleKeskitason about Google and online privacy: “First of all we have to understand that when you use services like Gmail, it's far away from being private. The price of free [services] is being the product and Gmail scans through your emails, which is why Google is able to show your online purchases and notifying you of your flights, reservations and things like that. Likewise, by default, your Android phone tracks your location. I found a pretty detailed path of myself walking in rather unsavory places many years ago. While you think you have nothing to hide, the information can be used to determine a detailed profile of you. What you like, what time you go to work and back, where you live and much more. Furthermore, "nothing to hide" is just a lie people tell themselves, everybody has something they don't want to reveal. All this is used to make a profile of you and used for marketing, which is why Google is so effective in it and why your phone was as cheap as it was.”

The most unsettling came from Facebook, of which I uninstalled and deleted my account right after that.

I’ll keep it short, friend’s father abandoned him and his mother when he was about 7 and the father never reached out.

Two years ago he had a tough day and we talked about his “dad” and how life would be different if he did not bail on them.

At the same night I was scrolling through facebook and some fucking old guy that looked very similar to my friend showed up as suggested friends, immediately I took a screenshot and showed it to him. It was indeed his father that he never talked to for about 18 years.

Mind you, my friend never created a facebook account nor used other platforms, so we talked strictly through Steam.

How in the hell did they suggested that to me? I did not even know/had anybody with common friends and it literally popped the same night after a heart to heart.

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Night Owl 5 years ago (edited)

Spooky. I'm wondering what happened next (that could be a movie) BTW, deleting (and I mean REALLY deleting) an Facebook account and all the data is almost impossible. And not getting an Facebook in the first place doesn't help either because Facebook also collects data from those that don't have and never had a Facebook account (in some ways they -or rather we- have even less rights and control over their data)...which is why I currently have five different Extensions activated to stop or at least reduce the tracking and advertising of Facebook, Google and co.

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“If you want to do something, but don't want to make your life unnecessarily difficult, you might want to turn off location and most of the other data collection. Google doesn't have to have a record of what you browsed, what you searched and where you were five years ago. Apps on your phone should be granted only the permissions they need, some silly app doesn't need your location or access to contacts and microphone,” AlleKeskitason explained to Bored Panda. “Now the obvious question is: if you turned everything off, are you sure they don't gather data on you? For example, even with location turned off, your rough location can be estimated based on what wifis and cell towers your phone tries to connect to and their signal strength.”

I'm a Web Designer and I can tell you that the scariest [crap] is not what they have on you, it's how they get that info

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Neon Petra 5 years ago

Agreed!

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“Avoiding tracking completely can be absolutely daunting task, but there are several things you can do to minimize it, if you are ready to suffer some inconvenience:

Consider alternative services for the stuff that Google offers, like a paid email that costs a few bucks per month, some other map service and so on. Google search is great, but there are privacy friendly alternatives such as DuckDuckGo, Qwant and Startpage.com.
Have one browser for social media and Google stuff, and a completely different one, absolutely not Chrome or Chromium, for everything else. In that other browser you want to install at minimum something like Privacy Badger and uBlock Origin (the latter one has a learning curve) to be able to refuse any connections to third-party sites that track you. The reason for this is that many, if not most, pages have a button to sign in using Google account or Facebook like button or something similar. When you go to one site, you also have a connection to their sites to load these. Thanks to cookies and browser fingerprinting, even if you are not logged in to anything, your activities can be traced right back to you.
You can go to your account page to remove location and all other history, if you don't want to delete your whole account. Also, if you reside in the EU, you can make a GDPR request to remove all your data. Is it really permanently gone? Well, we just have to take their word on that. Google (or rather Alphabet) might play nice and remove it, but it's good to keep in mind that sometimes it's more beneficial for companies to later just say "sorry" and pay fines than to comply. More than one company has been caught doing just that."

There's an audio recording of me saying "check the Jewish boys penis" I don't remember ever saying that but ok

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Bredan TheGreat 5 years ago

Ok then

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AlleKeskitason also added in their interview with Bored Panda: “I don't consider myself to be a tin foil hat or asking anyone else to be either, but given the sheer magnitude of data collection, I would be a bit worried for several reasons. Google might store the information safely, but you still have all the eggs in the same basket so the safety is at best as good as your password and a 2-factor authentication.”

It's not unsettling but I found out that Google can tell when I'm driving a car vs my motorcycle by using the gyroscopes in my phone.

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Bored Alchemist 5 years ago

Impressive

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“Furthermore, I'd like the readers to consider the following:

Tech giants have far more data points about us than most people believe. It's more than location, searches and purchases. It's also on what machine, on what network, who else is there, what completely unrelated sites you visit, what forums you read, what you watch, your pictures and the metadata in them and so on.
Speaking of metadata, do you think that nude you sent to someone is safe because it doesn't show face or other identifying details? Well, I hope you scraped the metadata away, because there is a good change that it has the GPS coordinates on where it was taken.
Companies might or might not play nicely and delete data on request. Google (or Alphabet) might store it safely, but some other might have already packaged it and sold to a third party. Or it has been simply given as a part of a deal, as happened with Cambridge Analytica. The problem is, we don't know what happens behind the scenes.
Data leaks are a real thing. It might be due to incompetence, carelessness or simply a disgruntled worker. This has already happened many times in just this decade and the information is a commodity that is worth money in the dark web.
Be very mindful of what you give out. When you install for example WhatsApp and give it a permission read the contacts, you also give the numbers of all the people who don't want to be a part of Facebook to Facebook. Same thing happens when you upload a photo that has your friend in it and maybe even tag her name in it. Congratulations, your friend has now her own shadow profile on Facebook and that's just a starting point of it, without her having any say on whether she wants to be part of it or not. Just in case you might think I'm paranoid and make this up, shadow profiles are a real thing and Facebook has admitted it. They said it was for "security reasons", but did not elaborate just whose security they had in mind. Considering that Facebook is just an information midget compared to Alphabet, would it be unreasonable to think that they have them as well?
Just understand that we live in a computer age. Computing power keeps growing, storage capability keeps growing, data collection keeps growing. Facial recognition is a thing, as is voice recognition and deepfakes. AI and machine learning are things that exist and are being developed. There are far more data being collected than we realize, stored indefinitely and insecurely, dots connected in more ways than we can imagine and all that managed by far more incompetent and irresponsible people that we would like to think.

I also want to mention one more problem with data storing: things change. A joke you say today can [hurt you] 10 years from now. Future government might decide that they don't like you. This might sound ludicrous, but when you consider how for example Chinese government works, what part Google plays in making smart devices, that Google really wants to do business there and how facial recognition is a thing, we realize what kind of scenarios are really possible. Companies like Alphabet are one-stop-shops for governments and information is valuable in more than one way.”

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MIDDLENAMERAY:

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Not from going through my data, but one time about a year and a half ago, I was sitting there talking to my now-wife about a time when I was a teenager when I snuck out of my friend's house at night to go hang out with a girl. I hadn't had any contact with this girl for several years at this point, so there's no reason to believe she would've been searching for me on Facebook/Google/whatever at right around this exact same time.

Her name was mentioned once in this conversation. Afterwards, not 15 minutes later, I open up Facebook, and immediately she shows up as a suggested friend.

So I guess the takeaway here is that not only is Google listening to seemingly everything (their code that waits for the "phrase" is obviously quite liberal in what it considers to possibly be the phrase) from your Android devices, but they also share it with the likes of Facebook and I'm sure other companies.

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MYYKAY:

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Your now-wife looked up the girl. If you were sharing the same wifi, Facebook probably recognised that the search was from the same IP that you were using. Facebook compared the girl that was searched to your network of friends, probably noticed that some of your friends were friends of hers.
Suggested that you friend her as well.

They do this [crap] with advertising as well.
Google/Facebook recognise people that regularly share the same wifi connection and assume they are related or friends. If one person searches ‘Caribbean Holiday’, others on the network will start getting ads for Caribbean holidays.
It goes even further. Phone radios like Wifi and Bluetooth have unique identifying features ‘UID’s. Two phones within range of eachother will recognise eachother, associate the UIDs with each phone’s accounts. This means that if you regularly spend time with people (like work colleagues), Google/Facebook will know. And so you often get these people as friend suggestions, you start getting ad suggestions for things they search for.

It’s [messed] up.

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Night Owl 5 years ago (edited)

No privacy. I wonder how people hiding from stalkers/aggressive ex-es feel

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Dylan Curran writes in The Guardian that “the harvesting of our personal details goes far beyond what many of us could imagine.” Apparently, Google stores your location every single time you turn on your phone, but that’s just for starters. What’s more, Google also stores search history across all of your devices, so deleting it on one device doesn’t mean that there isn’t data saved from other devices.

It wasn’t google data that shocked me, I am kind of expecting it to know everything about me. This came from instagram.

My period was very late, so naturally, I told my husband in our very private and quiet home setting, and bought a Clearblue pregnancy test. We don’t own tv, Amazon Alexa , google voice or similar. I just have reddit and Instagram on my smartphone. My period was just late, but the very next day I got bombarded by ads on Instagram about Clearblue and other pregnancy sticks and some other baby [crap].

There is no way that it was a coincidence since it was the second time getting a very, very specific ad. So the app is listening, and showing me ads accordingly.

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Gosiulka Bloem 5 years ago

Maybe you used a card to pay for your pregnancy test?

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Oh yeah, Google also has an ad profile created based on all the information it’s collected on you. And it stores all of your YouTube history, meaning, it can guess quite a lot about your life and your goals. If you ever plan on downloading your Google data, keep in mind it’s quite a big file because it includes everything. And I mean everything: from your calendar data and the photos you’ve taken to your bookmarks and emails. Now, I don’t know about you, but this makes me want to sign into my Google account and alter my privacy settings.

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Google recorded me saying "I'll take you home" and then my friend replying "you can live with me in my bathtub"

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louis porter 5 years ago

Hopefully it's a big tub, or that's a tight fit.

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onnoquist

I got drunk once and proceeded to get lost on the way home, ending up cycling on some highway. For two years I wondered where the hell I had been until I saw Google's location history for that night.

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Johanna-Nicollette Kidd 5 years ago

Stalkers keep all that info&so much more..handy tho it may be, Id be inclined to delete

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#12

Ok, with permission of my husband, here are some of his that made me almost choke from laughing so hard:

July 30th, 2019 - Said is my wife gay

June 8th, 2019 - Said show me images of hot dogs sitting in a pot

April 18th, 2019 - Said how much money can I make from donating my testicles & Said can I sell my testicles

March 12, 2019 - Said show me a Teddy under the skin & Said show me images of what a breast looks like underneath the layer skin

January 2nd, 2019 - Said what is the average price for a hip replacement in Mexico

December 26th, 2018 - Said how big are hamsters decks

December 13th, 2018 - At 5:42 pm - Said show me places I can buy chicken salad near me, then at 5:46 pm - Said do Syrian hamsters masturbate, then at 5:47 pm - Said order me a chicken salad now bitch

December 11th, 2018 - Said do Syrian hamsters masturbate

December 7th, 2018 - Said where's a good place to go see Christmas lights at you help a brother out

November 26th, 2018 - Said can hamsters go in water

November 5th, 2018 - Said show me the Alexa product & Said how do you say I'm your big black Daddy in Spanish & said how do you say I am your black father in Spanish

September 28th, 2018 - Said f*** you soap

September 8th, 2018 - Said show me large flaccid penises (I shouted this out while he was trying to search something else but it picked up what I said instead.)

July 3rd, 2018 - Said boogers and boogers I like to eat my boogers masturbating while eating my boogers

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earringnut 5 years ago

Many questions but to start, does he own a hamster? And if so is it Syrian?

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What do you think of Google collecting your data? Do you think you could ever go through it all? Maybe you’ve actually done it before? A penny for your thoughts. We’d love to hear from you in the comments below.

#13

Apparently I sleepwalk thousands of kilometers and then manage to get back home in time for work. Also a bunch of recordings of my computer's fan spinning.

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Marnee DeRider 5 years ago

So, somewhere in the world, we are using energy to power servers running databases to store the sound of peoples computer fans from around the world. Sigh....

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#14

Audio recordings titles are generic and serialized so make sure to take some precautions before listening to them in front of your SO, family or randoms. Please don't make my mistake..

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debrina blackmoon 5 years ago

great-just keep us in suspense

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#15

We shared a google account at work. A few of us would use it and forget to sign out. The search history was casually raised in a conversation by the boss. I immediately went red and felt flustered. I had definitely searched 'is my boss a micromanager'

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Whawhawhatsis 5 years ago

Well, there's your answer, then.

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#16

Recordings of conversations with my boss over two years. I don't know why it only had recordings us talking and no one else

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TheUntrustworhyEverythingBagal 5 years ago

Wtf, those are the only recordings?

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#17

Google knows every location I've been to for the last couple of months. They stored multiple audio files of me talking to colleagues and friends and worst of all, I did not know they were doing that.

My mind is blown and I'm terrified, my private information is no one's business, Google.

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Jace 5 years ago

Now that you know they do this, will you stop using Google products??

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#18

My first ever Google search was "what is a chicken" and the second was "are chickens real?"

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Jonahs Mrs 5 years ago

Were you high at the time?x

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KINOBE:

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If you use Google Photos and allow Maps to track your location:

I took photos that I didn't like, deleted them. Weeks later I am just browsing my timeline in Google Maps and those deleted photos are there, tagged to the location. Nothing incriminating, just thought you should know that a delete isn't a delete.

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WHITEPOWERRANGERBILL:

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Yeah, I deleted some old photos and a year later they came up in a montage of the year. The funny thing is, I'd like them back but can't find them anywhere else.

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Jace 5 years ago

“White power ranger bill”???

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Their profile claims I like Chinese rap. I have no idea why, other than one video I came across in the Youtube rabbit hole

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Jace 5 years ago

Because there’s no AI. It’s all just mindless scripting and algorithms. No intelligence at all.

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#21

I just found out i DID [friggin] go to mcdonalds in the middle of the night at my mates birthday party without anyone [friggin] noticing and they were telling me i was just passed out the whole time.

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Ryo Bakura 5 years ago

Stop with the f*****g censoring. It's f*****g annoying.

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#22

All phone activity(opened app, closed app etc) from the very first day I owned my phone, constant check of my GPS, constant check of my device orientation. If someone steals your google account, they basically can found out everything there is to find out about you

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#23

"My Activity" is empty. It has been for a long time, so, there shouldn't be anything for me to download, right?

... Nope. 6GB of data.

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Arkeen 5 years ago

From GMail & GDrive maybe ?

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#24

Not the google, but hopefully on topic

I have downloaded my data from Facebook, and the most shocking one was a recorded phone conversation of about 30 minutes long. It was dated back around 5-7 years ago, and most surprisingly it was not even me who was speaking and I could not even recognize who it was...

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Mama Panda 5 years ago

Maybe it was the ghosts in your house

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#25

I just checked mine. I've apparently used google voice commands twice. Once to say "search" and another time to say "testing testing." These were both said over a year ago.

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LilicatUK 5 years ago

Mine are less than 10 entries and all just "set alarm to (whatever time)". Funny how it records random stuff for some people, I keep data/wifi off if I'm not actively using it, but I work from home and I'm CONSTANTLY singing (very badly) or talking to the cat, none of that has been recorded

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#26

My purchase history on websites like eBay, Amazon and other companies that (I guess) all sell their data about me to Google. I ha dno idea of it and although I share things like my location to Google, seeing my purchases is kind of scary because I never allowed it.

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Gerardo Herrera 5 years ago

Google uses receipts sent to Gmail to log online purchases

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#27

I found my google search log from 2006 (!!!!!). I was a young, stupid teenager. Searched for: “Nude girl”.

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Marina Rios 5 years ago

This isn’t stupid. Who wouldn’t wanna see a nude girl? (Er, adult girl of course)

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#28

LOL. I checked my entire history of voice recordings and it was just me trying the lumox maxima and nox commands and nothing else. Apparently I already turned it off and I forgot I did.

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#29

So many drunken audios. Like, not even meant for the phone, just background talking while (most of the times) very drunk, it was half unsettling half fun to listen to them.

Apparently when you press the microphone on the keyboard (I think it's for changing audio to text) it gets sent to Google. And apparently my drunken ass is very prone to missclick it.

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Jace 5 years ago

Maybe you need to drink less alcohol and less frequently.

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#30

I have around 340 recordings. Most are of me using the voice command "okay Google" but there are a fair few that are just background recordings. I can hear myself talking to my mates or singing etc, but i think they've been recorded by me accidentally pressing the home button on my phone, similar to a pocket dial. I wasn't expecting that many recordings but nothing nefarious as far as I can tell.

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I feel like I should have more of a problem with Google having my data. Especially voice recordings. But after going through what they had.. It's like 400 recordings of me saying make some coffee, play X on Netflix and turn off the lights..

Maybe it's a bigger problem for people that use their assistants for more than home control.

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#32

Nice, it appears that I deactivated the whole voice thing when I first got my phone. It was "paused" when I opened the settings and there was no activity for me to review.

I have now deactivated personalized ads and that's it. The two things google is allowed to track are my youtube view and search history.

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#33

They had tracked literally EVERYWHERE I had been since 2015. They knew every [friggin] STORE I'd visited, what date and what time. Every restaurant, every hair salon, every nightclub, every plant nursery, you name it, they stored it! Google had it all. All innocuously stored under the title "Google Timeline".

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#34

Voice recordings of lil' 14 y/o me asking to be woken up in 20 minutes. Or entire audiostreams of family dinners because somebody may or may not have mentioned something that may or may not sounded anything like "Ok, Google".

I've stopped using voice assistants since...

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#35

I just went through several months of mine and it was all Google voice stuff. Me asking the weather, doing conversions and math and setting timers mostly

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#36

Healthy reminder for people to realize just how much data they really give out about themselves and how badly that could end if leaked or used for malicious purposes by some government or corporate entity.

The huge potential for each and everyone's very own personal [crap] hitting the fan and spread everywhere without a possibility to clean it up.

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ZombieGirl 5 years ago

I had to stop reading after a few...made me sick with anxiety.

18points

Tahani 5 years ago

It makes me think of the book The Circle (not the movie which sucked!). I also think the concept of Privacy is non existant these days and it will only get worse

14points

Nikki D 5 years ago

I wonder how many people could be blackmailed just using their Google data?

5points

TrailerMix X 5 years ago

After going through all of these, my conclusion is Facebook (and associated apps) is way creepier.

5points

Joe Blowe 5 years ago

It is scary to think of all of the information people willingly hand over to FB, google, etc by posting everything about their daily lives on FB, IG, etc

5points

Neon Petra 5 years ago

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4points

AzKhaleesi 5 years ago

well i must be lucky because I just looked and I don't have anything so that's good

2points

porcupine 5 years ago

Nope! Nope! That is creepy as f*****g balls and the internet is so scary. I’m shocked so many people took to the idea of smart speakers and smart homes so quickly... I have friends that have indoor security cameras and that stupid Kevo app; what makes them think that b***h Alexa isn’t watching them? She’s definitely recording when they lock and unlock the door. She knows when you’re not home. She knows when your kids are home from school. What if that information falls into the wrong hands? I posed this same question to my friend’s husband. His response was “that’s what the cameras are for.”

2points

Rachel Ward 5 years ago

People laugh at my six year old Samsung flip phone, but ain't nobody tracking me or recording me on it!

1point

Oathbraker 5 years ago

Well that's rather dystopian. I'm glad I've turned most of google's settings off. Though I'm still not sure it's enough.

1point

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

A couple people I know work informatoin security. There isn't any, it turns out. *sigh*

1point

Herb Eaversmells 5 years ago

This is how the,robots start taking over....

1point

Joanne Hudson 5 years ago

I don't think its Google as much as its your phones. I don't have a phone so I have none of the experiences described. Also, who cares if you are the kind of person you should be.

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Ovi Rio 5 years ago

i dont feel that important too even care.

0points

HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 5 years ago

I actually replied to that first lady in the original sub, i was so happy for her.

0points

BusLady 5 years ago

I looked at a friend's wedding photo on FB. I started getting ads for wedding dresses (???) I have no plans to get married, thank you very much.

0points

BusLady 5 years ago

George Orwell is turning in his grave.

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gedwards1 5 years ago

Paranoia aside, this mention of the Caribbean Cruises concerns me. Does this mean I can't Google something as a surprise gift without my SO getting a big clue on her phone?

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R.s. Potter 5 years ago

I guess Microsoft doesn't have enough information on me yet. I get frequent robo-calls to my land line (yes, I still have one) reminding me that I haven't set up my free Microsoft business account yet. Whatever that's supposed to be.

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Fred Burrows 5 years ago

Peek-a-boo

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Whawhawhatsis 5 years ago

My husband has been working with computers since the late 1960s -- and he assured me years ago that it was already FAR too late to worry about online privacy. The only thing that I care about is doing an occasional vanity search just to make sure nothing really unexpected and unpleasant has cropped up. But trying to keep our privacy from the big internet & data companies? Not possible. They've got a workaround for every setting you turn off. So I just don't worry about it, and make sure that none of my online activity is something I'd be embarrassed about anyone else discovering.

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Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

Watch PERSON OF INTEREST to further stoke concern/paranoia.

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Michelle Muirhead 5 years ago

This is absolutely terrifying! Who knows what is being recorded, tracking etc!! Big brother lives!!!!!!

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Rob Chapman 5 years ago

Every tech giant shares your info with each other. They know EVERYTHING. And, it keeps getting creepier & creepier. I don't have any "smart" devices, other than my phone. The following has happened numerous times..... I'm watching tv. A commercial comes on. A few minutes later, I'll look at Facebook on my laptop, and the first thing in my newsfeed.....is an ad for the product in the tv commercial.

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redheadwahine 5 years ago

When I first got my new Samsung phone 5 or so years ago, I was watching Netflix on my TV when I got a random notification pop-up saying that since I was watching Episode 6 of Season 3 of Gilmore Girls I might like to purchase the entire Series with a link to purchase it... creepiest thing ever. It could hear what I was watching and got the episode right based on the dialogue (my phone wasn't linked in any way to Netflix or the associated e-mail for my Netflix account). I turned off the suggestion feature, but I'm sure it's still listening since it still responds when I say "Hi, Google". I wish I would've screenshot the pop-up but I was so like wtf is happening that I just clicked on it immediately and cleared it afterward.

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Alia G. 5 years ago

I dunno if this is just my gen z mindset, but somehow it doesn’t really bother me to have my life on record

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Jace 5 years ago

So, how many of these people are going to “inconvenience” themselves by dumping all these Google, Facebook, etc “free” products and services? Anyone? It should be everyone who knows, but I fear people will just become normalized to this as well...

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ZombieGirl 5 years ago

I had to stop reading after a few...made me sick with anxiety.

18points

Tahani 5 years ago

It makes me think of the book The Circle (not the movie which sucked!). I also think the concept of Privacy is non existant these days and it will only get worse

14points

Nikki D 5 years ago

I wonder how many people could be blackmailed just using their Google data?

5points

TrailerMix X 5 years ago

After going through all of these, my conclusion is Facebook (and associated apps) is way creepier.

5points

Joe Blowe 5 years ago

It is scary to think of all of the information people willingly hand over to FB, google, etc by posting everything about their daily lives on FB, IG, etc

5points

Neon Petra 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

4points

AzKhaleesi 5 years ago

well i must be lucky because I just looked and I don't have anything so that's good

2points

porcupine 5 years ago

2points

Rachel Ward 5 years ago

People laugh at my six year old Samsung flip phone, but ain't nobody tracking me or recording me on it!

1point

Oathbraker 5 years ago

Well that's rather dystopian. I'm glad I've turned most of google's settings off. Though I'm still not sure it's enough.

1point

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

A couple people I know work informatoin security. There isn't any, it turns out. *sigh*

1point

Herb Eaversmells 5 years ago

This is how the,robots start taking over....

1point

Joanne Hudson 5 years ago

I don't think its Google as much as its your phones. I don't have a phone so I have none of the experiences described. Also, who cares if you are the kind of person you should be.

0points

Ovi Rio 5 years ago

i dont feel that important too even care.

0points

HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 5 years ago

I actually replied to that first lady in the original sub, i was so happy for her.

0points

BusLady 5 years ago

I looked at a friend's wedding photo on FB. I started getting ads for wedding dresses (???) I have no plans to get married, thank you very much.

0points

BusLady 5 years ago

George Orwell is turning in his grave.

0points

gedwards1 5 years ago

Paranoia aside, this mention of the Caribbean Cruises concerns me. Does this mean I can't Google something as a surprise gift without my SO getting a big clue on her phone?

0points