Better to know that BEFORE having kids.

This should be #1

This one made me laugh and I have three kids.

Me too, always rather show me pictures of dogs!

Aww those are 2 gorgeous pups.

This is gold right here

One of my back-up career plans is opening a bakery. 100% would spend a few dozens of dollars to have this sign ordered in a personified, metal, "Nostalgic Art" style version. I would then nail it to the front door. No, even better. I'd have a sign reading: "Dear parents, you are responsible for your children's and your dogs' behaviour, as well as your own. If you disrupt the pleasant quiet atmosphere in any way, you'd be kindly asked to leave. The Staff."

Gorgeous! Dogs are so much better than kids.

D**K life!

Sarah is the best!

Change that to a cat and it's definitely me

Wow, that's flooffy!

This, this is it.

Well, the cat ain't gonna walk itself... but it WILL try to get out of that pram if it gets stressed. Watch out.

I thought people would stop telling me "OH BUT YOU'RE SO YOUNG AND MIGHT CHANGE YOUR MIND" once I turned 30. I'm 36 now. Still hear it all the time.

Hahaha!

And you know what's even sweeter of a sound? Someone else doing the dishes, while you're still snoozing. ♥

I think parenthood should be better controlled. Why is it not illegal to have 8 10 12 kids? The earth has 19 births for every 8 deaths. We're so overpopulated were gonna breed out of existence.

Got to get me some of these.

This is me in a nutshell

How I feel when asked to look at photos... or gender reveal parties! Please - only the parents really care. The rest of us just like a party.

Perfect time to be alive!

Gonna show this to the neighboring sheep farm XD

Yep. Any idiot can breed, unfortunately.

Dogs are the correct choice! Dogs: 1, Kids: 0.

I have no kids. Wake up at six. (Job)

"I can buy what I actually WANT!"

Cat: *regrets life choices* Also isn't that a lot of kittens for one cat? (EDIT: Yep. I stuffed up there. You guys were right!)

Works with cats as well, I just checked.

Good job! :)

"hooman, why are you acting like that?" lol, the dog's face looks horrified

Read 'Childfree and Loving It' by Nicki Defago. There are many parents who regret it but say nothing. She let people contact her anonymously with their stories as people are often too ashamed to admit that they wish they had never had children.

But, what if it's Digiorno?

sometimes I go through the baby isle to feel smug over all the s**t I don't have to buy

The best part about being a woman in a relationship with another woman is no need for birth control

This is me 🙄

Ugh. The horror.

If you want people to respect your choice, you have to respect other people’s choice.