Why do Americans speak English, an English language from England, rather than speaking Native American?

Did you recycle your pizza box Andy?

His masculinity is so fragile it needs bubble wrap

Or..... hot take, he just likes his coffee black.

This is so sad.

Hypocrite.

I thought that was a freshly plucked chicken at first.

Then by her logic, she is single because theres something wrong with her, which im honestly starting to believe...

I'm sure I know why her last boyfriend is single. Dodged a bullet there mate.

She's single sooooo

Then you have a guy that has a history of leaving one woman for a "better" woman. So when an even "better" woman comes along...

In this post "good men" = "men willing to cheat on or dump their current love"

In this one there actually is some truth, I think many have experienced this: you're single and have a hard time finding a date, you got a partner and suddenly everybody wants you. A friend once had hard time dating, this was before Tinder, another guy suggested he should buy a fake wedding ring and suddenly had a lot more success with women in the clubs.

Uhm single pringle here: some ppl jes haven't found a person who wants to date them yet or they just don't want to date at all.

that acct is satire btw

"The available men are available because there's something wrong with them." So WHY on earth would you want to be with ANY of them?

They could have left a terrible woman!

So those men were born in a relationship?

You secretly hate women, don't you?

Yup

hopefully you will be single FOREVER

Actually, why would someone WANT a dude who would leave their current chick for someone who tempted them? That means they will likely do that to them as well, so clearly not a "good man".

Wouldn’t a man willing to destroy the integrity of his marriage and family have something wrong with him? At least in how he maintains relationships???

Everyone knows that good food should be eaten. The available leftovers are available because there’s something wrong with them. That leaves you, a hungry person with a desire to eat, with only one option: stealing someone else’s food!!

So if you stole 'a good man' from a relationship wouldn't that make him a 'bad man' and thus he becomes an available man because there is something wrong with him?

You shouldn’t be allowed in public alone or at all

What the f**k?

Shush white person shouting and telling black people what should offend them

Kicking this guy in the kahunas is just a natural human reaction to such a pervy suggestion.

Jail is Jail ;)

Can't be true, dogs are quite bad picking cotton /s

Oh NO! Not the Furries! How long would it take for society to collapse if all the doggers died?

Appropriation again? Literally anything and everything is cultural appropriation. And do not dare to respond to this comment using the English Language unless you are English. That is cultural appropriation.

This does not compute.

*Cough* Idi Amin *Cough* Sorry, I just swallowed some b******t

If you think a man owns his wife you should be in therapy and single.

OP, you shouldn't have taken all of your grandma's pills all at once!

more ruined days to come jazz

Well, she wont have to be worried about eviction anymore. Lifetime housing for her.

Oh god this is similar to that guy telling AOC that she isn’t a congresswoman just because she’s a woman in congress. It’s just the racist edition

Ha, if you come anywhere near my special edition PS4, I’ll set my cat on you!

people are weird

And daedalion has the same worth as a literal turd for this opinion.

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this whole list is torture fr

They may have the largest brains, cannot be bothered to see if this maybe true, but they know sod all, and will spend the next few years too obsessed with sex.

Is the opposite also true? Should I cheat on your delusional a**e, are you going to help me become a better man?