This Page Shares The Most ‘Delusional Takes’ Posted By People Online, And Here Are 35 Of The Worst Posts
As it turns out, there actually is such a thing as having too much confidence. Having principles is perfectly fine; being arrogant and close-minded, however, is a recipe for disaster. Just because you write something on the internet with complete conviction doesn’t automatically make it the truth. And not all opinions are facts. [Surprised Pikachu gasps dramatically!]
Some of the worst, most uneducated, completely bonkers opinions end up being featured on the ‘Delusional Takes’ Twitter page, where followers can poke fun at them. There’s being wrong and owning up to your mistakes. And then there’s the stuff featured on ‘Delusional Takes’ which is a whole other level of insanity.
Be warned, Pandas, what you’re about to see might make you facepalm so hard that your friends might wonder why you’ve got a red mark on your face. Scroll down for some of the worst things that the internet has to offer.
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Why do Americans speak English, an English language from England, rather than speaking Native American?
Not all americans are like that. There's the latin americans, who speak latin.
Load More Replies...As an American, i feel obligated to apologize for stupid republicans.
It's ok, most of the rest of the world know your countries population can be split into two groups and that all of you in the first group dislike and are very different to the second group! I call the two groups 'Americans' and 'American Americans'. All my friends who live in the USA are in the 'Americans' group like you.
Load More Replies...I know the education system failed the last 3 generations, and it really needs to be blown to smithereens and rebuilt... but this borders on willful ignorance.
It surprises me every time that people this ignorant can figure out how to post.
Ahhh. These posts always remind how dumb some people really are, and I feel better :D
I mean he’s got a point. For example, he doesn’t need to read crime and punishment to learn what happens in a prison, because now he’s learning that THROUGH LIFE, just like he wanted to. (Joke)
OK, dude gets to only get medical care from doctors who "learned from life". "Scalpul". "Sponge". "Priest". "Next Patient".
And this guys wonders why he got owned by Greta Thunberg. I'm not her staunchest supporter, but dang girl, you burned his behind real good.
He is bending in the bathroom now, to catch the soap.
Load More Replies...Delusional Tate - maybe he’d ban books? Books contain the knowledge, experience and insights of countless people. It’s an incredible gift to be able to be able to peer into universes. Of course you need to have your own experiences, but how can you be curious about things you can’t even imagine?
Yeah, it's disturbing how many followers this s**t stain has.
Load More Replies...ok, so I believe the world didn't exist before 1980 because I haven't lived and felt it.
His masculinity is so fragile he won't watch YouTube for fear of subbing to a woman.
Load More Replies...As a teacher I was very much emotionally attached to my students in a professional manner! As are all good teachers. I would go home some days and cry for some of my students who were going through stuff even adults would struggle with and would empathise and be a listening ear for them at school. I would also celebrate and commiserate with them as well as be anxious with and angry for them too. I wouldn't have been able to do my job properly is I wasn't emotionally attached in a professional way! I pity this man's kids if he thought this to be the case, especially with how emotionally distant he appears to be/ have been!
Being the prick you are, nobody wants to be attached to you. And now you twist this fact around to avoid the thought that nobody loves you.
The Reptilian/Primal part of the brain is incapable of having Leadership Skills because it lacks empathy required for relationships. ... The so-called, "man", like one above, should be referred to as a 'REPTILE'. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . People who have "lizard" brains dominated by their Basal Ganglia should be placed on the lowest rungs of society and their ideas identified as Bvllshit.
I had an iguana and several anoles as pets when I was a kid. Don’t insult lizards by comparing this idiot to them XD
Load More Replies...A leader who isn't attached /their people/ is merely a narcissist in charge.
The ‘Delusional Takes’ Twitter page was started up fairly recently, just half a year ago, in June 2022. However, in that time, it has managed to attract over 162.9k followers with its posts that focus on wrong opinions and arrogant social media users.
The page moderator suggests that people should unfollow the account if they’re cringe. Meanwhile, if you’ve come across an incredibly delusional take while surfing the net or scrolling through your social media feeds, you can send them a link to the post. Who knows, you might get lucky and your post might get featured.
"Lives at home" LOL where else are you going to live? On the street? Someone else's home? Isn't where you live automatically your home?
not nessesarily, if you have enough money, you can live kind of a hermit lifestyle where you are constantly "vacationing" and living in various hotel rooms for a few nights at a time. I would say that such a hotelroom would hardly qualify as a home.
Load More Replies...Maybe he likes his coffee like he likes his women -- Bitter. ... You would have been a Good Match.
Deciding someones worth based on their coffee choice, yup, that makes sense, honest.
yeah, that's kind of superficial. Chocolate, well that's another story.....
Load More Replies...What's the expected reaction if a female takes her coffee black? Shall I make an assumption that if she takes it caramel machiatto that she's a gold-digging manslaughterer? (I'm trying real hard, 'Pandas, to mitigate my language but still get my point across.)
Actually read the whole article a while back. Headline is very much clickbait. It might be controversial, but she explains it rather well. She doesn't enjoy certain games, and does other important stuff with her kids, while encouraging them to play on their own or with each other. Look up the original article if you want, I'm not saying I agree with her, but she makes some sense and I definitely don't think she's a bad mom because of this.
Yep, Oki is right. The article is from June 21, 2021 and is NOT an argument for "Ignore your kids." Here's a tiny piece that might encourage Pandas to actually read the article: "When my kids and I stop doing our own things and come together, it’s because we want to. The activities we do together offer all of us pleasure; we opt in and because of this, we actually have fun."
Load More Replies...The title to this was pure clickbait. Look up the actual article and it's not as sad and rage inducing as you'd think.
Well, perhaps don't have children at all, then? Get a potted plant instead.
A fake potted plant that won't expect (or need) anything from you
Load More Replies...I certainly hope her SECOND husband takes the time to bond with YOUR children and give them the attention they need and deserve.
That is going to be one lonely old person. Their kids will grow up and leave, and never come back with their own kids, because Grandpa or Grandma was always such a miserable f**k.
In the future, their therapists will be grateful for the income you generated for them.
Dude I have anxiety several times a week worrying that I don't play with my kids enough. I dunno how this person came to this conclusion. Those poor kids. :/ :'(
Agreed. Just break up and don't be in a monogamous relationship!
Load More Replies...they don't, they're surgically removed at birth. #100%facts #iamascientist
Load More Replies...Of course it's good for society. You'll end up alone when you're 35...
Live as you see fit but live with integrity. There's no honor in destroying someone's confidence, trust, self esteem just because you can.
If you feel the need to cheat while in a relationship, you should not be in a relationship, because you’re hurting the person you’re supposed to care about.
Those 38k people who liked that tweet I'm guessing have cheated before!?
Reading through some of the posts that were featured on ‘Delusional Takes’ is bound to give you a heavy dose of secondhand embarrassment. Seriously, how can people be so incredibly wrong?
It’s moments like this one that remind you that common sense isn’t all that common. And that many people would rather stay comfortably within their opinion echo chambers than risk being proven wrong. What’s life worth if you don’t try to learn more about the world and instead bonk everyone on the heads if they dare disagree with you? That’s no way to live.
...we have a lot of natural shapes and sizes but Jessica Rabbit on crack is not one of them.
It's a bit of a worry that we have a generation brought up with Photoshop and the Instagram filter that genuinely believe that this is a realistic body image
Then by her logic, she is single because theres something wrong with her, which im honestly starting to believe...
And she's stupid, because if he cheated WITH her, he will cheat ON her eventually.
Load More Replies...She wants a good man, but if he is willing to leave his GF for another woman is he still a good man? Maybe poison the GF to get the good man, but that's probably frowned upon.
I'm sure I know why her last boyfriend is single. Dodged a bullet there mate.
Maybe he had already been shot a few times and was fed up?😂
Load More Replies...How to announce you're shallow and without integrity: a thread.
don’t let this person in your house, she gonna steal the whole thing
Im closing this list this post actually just caused a minor panic attack
Oh mate have i got great news for you, a study found a cure for those urges, its true, its called bashing you on the face with a tire Iron...
Ok, so a tire iron looks a bit like a crowbar, so I have to ask, are we hitting him with the claw side or the blunt side (I'm hoping we can take it in turns, so I'm happy to go blunt side if it means someone else gets a go)
Load More Replies...Predator alert!!! Keep your pepper spray close while I'll be keeping my sledgehammer closer.
Because someone probably needs to hear this...it NEVER matter what you are wearing. You could be butt a*s naked and that doesn't give anybody the right to touch you. If you feel unsafe please try and find a way out. And if smth has happened to you in the past I promise it gets better.
People who have delusional takes are prime examples of the Dunning-Kruger effect at work. To put it simply, the effect means that most individuals firmly believe that they’re smarter than average. Now, obviously, that’s not how averages work. But these people think that they’re far more competent and intelligent than the rest. As a result, they see their opinions as closer to the truth than anyone else’s. Often, they’re wrong.
What because only black children have cr#p dads? I know a lot of white children with cr#p dad's
The stereotype is black fathers being absent (just do a quick google). The numbers however are actually proportionally more absent white fathers.
Load More Replies...WOW! Just WOW. No, bro's brand of racism is believing that a black man can't be a loving and caring father. That's an incredibly hurtful stereotype.
I'm black, my daughters father is white...he was nowhere to be found! Being a P.O.S. sperm donor isn't based on race. Can someone please punch this dude in the d**k!
Oh. My. Gracious. I ... I... I'm at a loss for words to describe the number of ways this is a revolting, ignorant post. Oy vey. Seriously - oy vey.
currently praying to the god of homosexuality that this is satire 🙏
Shush white person shouting and telling black people what should offend them
That's actually a lot of what "woke-ism" is - being offended for someone else. Recently a (white) guy dressed up in a traditional Chinese outfit, and asked people on the street how he looked. "Oh, you can't wear that. Its disrespectful!" (Repeat many similar responses) Then he went to Chinatown and asked the Chinese people there what they thought of his outfit. "You look nice!" "Good color!". He asked if one had to be Chinese to wear a Chinese outfit? "No! You wear what you want! It doesn't matter!" I read about this, but it's prob on YouTube.
Load More Replies...Yeah. Without context this is meaningless. The original post could have been extremely offensive, and we just got the one black guy who thought it was okay.
Load More Replies...this must be really really annoying if you're not white :/ and if you are
Dude, I don’t tell u how to live ur life, don’t tell me how to live mine.
That white person looks like they like crystals. Don't trust a crystal loving woman. Lol.. They're stupid.
However, the Dunning-Kruger effect applies to experts as well. Though, slightly differently. Specialists believe that everyone else is aware of the (objectively complicated) things they know. To these experts, everything seems clear, but the general public might not understand the concept they use. Furthermore, well-educated people tend to underestimate their skills.
Kicking this guy in the kahunas is just a natural human reaction to such a pervy suggestion.
I hate to correct you, but...shouldn't the word repeatedly precede the word kicking?
Load More Replies...When they’re in jail for it I can’t call being on their knees dominant
🤮 I really hope this person didn't get abused by a guy and thinks that way because of it...
they do not desserve to have such a amazing character as their profile pic.
I'm guessing and hoping Victor is being beaten with a sock full of quarters somewhere in prison.
Load More Replies...It's not love when one of the participants is too young and underdeveloped to understand the whole situation. This person is worth a watching
If we were talking about my daughter, the difference between pics #1-2 and #3 is that your body would be quite difficult to identify.
...if the police could ever find it. Coyotes like fresh meat.
Load More Replies...Mine is also pretty useless at cooking and cleaning
Load More Replies...Sooooooo my people (Dunghutti) who have had dogs (dingoes) live by their side since time immemorial and had them help with hunting and what not are secret racists?
They're white-ish dogs, so you must remember a time you had white slaves? #clearly.
Load More Replies...I own cats - have you ever tried to control a cat??? They control you my friend.
All cat people clearly descend from slaves. As I learned from Kanye, slaves were happy and we want to relive those times.
Load More Replies...Yup, very unpopular opinion. I still miss my deceased dog so please keep your ignorance to yourself, and for the love of all things good and decent, please NEVER, ever, get a dog!!!
I had a dog that hated black men. It made it awkward when my black friend came over.
Load More Replies...Because the one (human) picking willingly up the other's (dog) sh*t clearly just wants to feel powerful and in control./s
As a result, you have a very weirdly skewed situation where those who lack education are the most confident in their opinions. Meanwhile, those who are well-educated are too timid and far too critical of themselves. People, in general, have an extremely tough time estimating how competent they are in a given area.
I think by this this "Wyvern" user just meant that a lot of furries are very wealthy and powerful people in a way that's independent from them being furries (not all, but a notably larger percentage than the general public), not that furries are somehow integral to the very fabric of society, lol.
Pushing your argument to the most effective possible extreme --- If the top-100 billionaires died, how long would it take for society to collapse? I'd say just as long as now; it's not like they do any day-to-day job that would be missed, and if they do one fewer genius new business moves we'd still be where we are. So, no, still delusional.
Load More Replies...I have a few friends who are furries, and my standpoint on the community is the same as my stance on kpop fans: there are plenty of very normal people among them...but the crazy ones are LOUD.
Nah there are way too many furries with suspiciously large budgets for art, fursuits, etc. Did a demographics check and jobs like engineering, doctors, and the like are actually overrepresented in that community.
Load More Replies...Furries (aka Furry Costume wearers) are people like everyone else. Furries (aka Animal Spirit shares) are simply people who share with an "animal" spirit and viewpoint. Furries (aka people who reject humanity and prefer to be anthro "animals") are people like the above. If they all died, it would be a tragedy, but not the end of anything.
A person who likes anthropomorphic (human like) animals. Like the character from Zootopia or disneys robin hood. But you're only a furry if you consider yourself one
Load More Replies...I don't like the term 'Body positivity', I'd prefer it to be called 'Body acceptance'. I think it's better to just accept that all bodies are different and if we accept our own for what they are it's a healthier state of mind. Body positivity blinds people from health risks by telling them that it a good thing to be the way they are. Yet, if we accept our bodies and the impact that has on our health it's up to us alone to decide if we want to face those risks and/or do something about it.
En realidad no tengo ascendencia española o mexicana, pero mi único otro idioma es el inglés.
Yo sabe un poco Español? ¿Que más hacer tú quiere de mi? (My grammar is probably lousy, sorry to everyone who actually speaks Spanish and please correct me lol, I'm only a second-year speaker)
body positivity is for everyone. a lot of guys have eating disorders ive noticed a lot less get treatment as well
I'm afraid that this level of stupidity is not that uncommon.
Load More Replies...As an Indian in South Africa whose grand- and great grandparents were victims of Apartheid, I am so confused. This tweet gave me an existential crisis.
I am torn, do I want them to travel more to alleviate her ignorance, or less so that other places do not think they are typical Americans.
Load More Replies...And also Africa is just one neighbourhood where everybody knows each other, and all the children are thirsty. I thought we all knew these things.🙄
Stand back, everyone. The outline boarding the above tweet is its event horizon. Past that line, you are forever trapped in the awesome gravitational pull of stupidity.
Bet that was conceived in a decaying American school district. Our education system is a disgrace.
There’s another issue. Repetition is something that makes people believe an opinion, even if it’s factually incorrect. The more we’re exposed to certain information, the more plausible it seems to us. And even if we’re aware of the role that repetition plays in our perception of reality doesn’t make us completely immune to it. That’s the power of fake news and propaganda.
Fun fact: the founder of Black Nationalism, Marcus Garvey, called himself the first fascist, and said that Benito Mussolini was copying him.
You'd think Italians as a group are too disorganized for Fascism, but there they went.
sure, someone with supremacist in the name can never be a fascist...
True, except for Idi Amin (Uganda), Gnassingbé Eyadéma (Togo), Mengistu Haile Mariam (Ethiopia), Francisco Macías Nguema (Equatorial Guinea), Mobutu Sese Seko (Zaire).
pizza was invented in italy therefore NOBODY other than pureblood genetically tested italians can eat pizza
I'd love to see what came before where clearly OP was called a fascist.
Some of them pretty much are. It is not a healthy way to have a relationship, but those exist anyway. It can happen for various reasons, such as religious brainwashing, manipulative exploitation if an inexperienced/naive girl or plain abuse by the man, which is quite sad.
Load More Replies...So he owns her? And she is a sex servant? Go see a professional.
I understand what they're saying. Lots of racist white people say stuff like "I can't be racist, my partner is black!" When in reality intimate relationships are used to inflict abuse/racism. So no, you cannot assume someone ISNT racist just because they're married to someone a different colour than them.
Early monochromatic (black and white) film tended to represent red tones very dark. Panchromatic (Pan) monochromatic films were soon developed that represented reddish shades as gray tones. The dark complexion in this picture likely was likely a pink-yellow. So this person was not African in origin, but Asiatic and the photo intended tillustrate a facet of his culture.
The irony is that the Ainu, the earlier inhabitants of Japan, would pass for White much more easily.
There's so much weird inexplicable racism in this thread I'm flumoxed.
Laughing histerically in " Portuguese ", and later i might laugh a bit in " Dutch "
Wow, this is so deep…. Was this info courtesy of the conspiracy association of flat earth society?
Ummm. The reason that Japanese look black in the old photos is because the photographic emulsion (the recording layer on the film) was undersensitive to their skin tone, causing overexposure on the print and the appearance of "Black" skin.
Two ways to counter misinformation are to find reputable sources and to do a bit of background research on a ‘fact’ before retweeting or reposting someone else’s opinion. No news source is perfect; everyone makes mistakes. However, this doesn’t mean that all sources are equal. Far from it.
MLM here, I'll gladly ruin her day! Some things I love: men with long hair, men with piercings, men who like cuddling, men who listen to you when you talk about your interests even if they don't understand, men with freckles, men with dimples, men with cute laughs, men with pretty eyes, men who are that old-fashioned kind of romantic. No one is inherently bad because of their sex or gender.
Load More Replies...SAME like what are you STANDING for?!??! do u know the definition of feminism madame like okay it's not man hating
Load More Replies...Y'all, join me to ruin Jazz's day even more!! Men are so cute and deserve all the pampering, love and support we can offer!!!!😂❤
yes!! I'm sad that so many have been led to leave things like crying n being human are so bad. they deserve love and cuddles (if they want em) and understanding!! <3 we all do, tbh! everyone is human and no one should feel like being that way is a deficit.
Load More Replies...Oh, Jazz, dear. If you feel bad, I can brew some tea for you, hugh you and hold you hand.
I am grateful to anyone who holds the door open for me, or gives up their seat, not because I'm a woman, but because my bones are tired.
To be fair, the post she replied to was sickening as well. Together, it's almost as if women can be as unhinged as men.
Load More Replies...Jazz would really hate my wife then... my wife is constantly posting about how great a husband and father I am.
I aspire to be like your wife, and I vicariously aspire for my future husband to be like you! :]
Load More Replies...Well, she wont have to be worried about eviction anymore. Lifetime housing for her.
Unfortunately, at the expense of tax dollars too
Load More Replies...isn’t this sarcasm? like in those cases of a white person getting away with the murder of black person in the name of “self-defense”?
Firstly, no. Murder is never the answer. But I would like a bit more context. Was Granny a real evil b***h of a landlady? Was the murderer a deadbeat tenant who even the most angelic person would finally have to evict? Either way, the crime didn’t solve anyone’s problems, and on,y created more. Well, maybe it solved the murderer’s housing problem. Maybe even for life. (I know, that attempt at a joke was in bad taste. I’ll see myself out.)
Broccoli, there is NEVER a "Good reason" to dismember another human! I bet that if it was the the other way around, you'd have said the landlord was a "racist". Stupid.
Oh god this is similar to that guy telling AOC that she isn’t a congresswoman just because she’s a woman in congress. It’s just the racist edition
I think you missed his point: JH wasn't designated to pick fruit because they're black, but because they live in a communist state. Even if you become an art teacher, you teach what the government tells you to teach. I understand he chose a poor example, because of the association of racist Whites with Black people and agrarian jobs, but those agrarian fields were much more typically cotton, tobacco and animal feed. There's a reason the states of the former Confederacy are called the "cotton belt" and not the "fruit belt."
Load More Replies...I mean, communism puts equal liability on all to work, and moves wealth and means of production into the hands of the people. True communism hasn't ever truly been achieved, so it's hard to say exactly it would work out, but well it's true they may have to "pick fruit", it wouldn't be the same as our idea of working or employment. Also, free and equal education is a Marxist ideal, so I don't know if their answer is entirely unrealistic. Not trying to start a debate about communism or leftist ideologies, just wanted to point that out.
Her answer is extremely unrealistic because there will be way too many people trying to become art teachers (especially when it actually has the same pay as all the other jobs while being far more easy and less boring) and only a small amount of them will actually be needed. Communism or no communism, I can't see the demand for artists and art analysis people changing all that much, most of them would be just as unnecessary as they already are RIP I'm also not sure if this would even count as 'education' tbh. This is also farrrr to specific to just be a standard class, too. This is some 'University subject that you handle alongside 2 other subjects for 1/6th of 1 school year' type stuff.
Load More Replies...so, hot take. If you look at what the soviet union did internally with gender roles and education, they (a) gave women equal rights before a number of western nations and (b) they DID pick kids on their various skills and put them in dedicated schools, so... probably, if you're an artist, they'll be getting you to make pictures of Stalin etc. Probably not picking fruit. That particular aberration was Pol Pot, who despised everything non-agrarian. Ironic, because he studied in switzerland and saw how a well-run country ran...
This is how communism had worked in real life - teachers and doctors sent to coal mines, composers wrote pre-approved songs etc.
The idea was to work to that person's skill and strengths. Obviously in reality that didn't happen but hey, nobody's really working to their strengths in capitalism either right!
Load More Replies...Which part of communism dictates which jobs you can do? Confusing an authoritarian policy with communism is all kinds of ignorant.
We all live in an authoritarian policy, just in another disguise
Load More Replies...Indeed. I don't recall many art teachers under Pol Pot, most were chosen to work the fields.
Load More Replies...Jfc people are saying communism is a good thing in these comments. Show me a prosperous communist government that isn't rife with corruption.
Focus on new sites that do actual investigative journalism, instead of just parroting information from other sources. The more transparency there is, the better. Media literacy and being able to gauge the reliability of ‘facts’ is an incredibly vital skill in the Internet Age. It will only become more important as time goes by.
Ha, if you come anywhere near my special edition PS4, I’ll set my cat on you!
You come near my switch and I will send two cats and a very confused bunny at you!
Load More Replies...That sounds like the kind of argument that gun owners will present when they have to explain away why guns are not the problem. They will do anything they can, and use any scapegoat with 10 miles radius in order to avoid facing the facts, so they can keep their dangerous toys.
All I can think of is the (few) parents who've let their kids die because the parents didn't want to stop gaming & take care of them. (Or killed the kid for interrupting their gaming)
Load More Replies...well, killing my enemies in the sims has finally caught up to me
based on the highlighting, it's probs the console OP hides and plays under the blanket when no one's around so his fellow gameoclasts don't find out
Load More Replies...Not the purple box with the absolutely tiny discs!!!!
Load More Replies...I live for my games! Geez, they're what helps me through life besides my dog and husband. Besides, since I'm a gamer, by your logic I'm a better "non-aliver", right? Who would win in this battle? LOL
i just said the same thing, is this children on this list?
Load More Replies...My poor, deluded friend, that only, exclusively happens in Hollywood movies. In reality brutal men make no exceptions. There is no “dangerous to everyone but me, I’m special”. There is only a backhand and “shut the fυck up, bìtch”. I hope you never have to face reality until you grow out of this, many women have died because they made this sad mistake.
Except for some real Mafia members. Some of them were wife beaters, but a lot of them treated their wives as queens. But then of course the mafia is very unique organization, with some really strict rules about family and loyalty.
Load More Replies...Is this racism with reverse sign? She is a white woman, but thinks more highly of animals than she does of her own "race", while she puts black people a little higher, e.i. on the same level as the animals. (just writting that being compared with animals is the better option feels wierd, as that is usually not the way things go)
Ranking the humans is the easy part! I'm struggling to rank the animals. A blue whale is clearly 3.5kittens, but I'm not sure where to put the brindle dogs vs three-legged dogs. And I've skipped the aardvark, so I'm not doing well.
Cerebus the aardvark just wants your money
Load More Replies...Isn't that the attitude that caused race based slavery in the first place?
Yeah, that poster sounds like a 12 year old trying to do something but like completely missing the whole mark.
Load More Replies...From your picture you seem to be white. Your values seem to be somewhat skewed.
Honey, you might want to think about not only what you want to say, but also how you want to say it, before posting it online for everyone to see. It’ll stop you posting a*****e comments.
Which of these horrible, horrible takes do you think were the worst of the bunch, dear Pandas? Why do you think these people aren't more self-aware of just how delusional they sound? What's the very worst opinion you've ever read online? Share your thoughts in the comments.
With the risk of getting downvoted...I think I get what he means. A lot of transracial adoptees do face whitewashing. They struggle to talk about race with their adoptive family's. Sometimes they get discouraged from learning about their culture, and wanting to be a part of it. They'll have their name changed. They want them to fit in with the family, which I get. I dont fit in anywhere. I'm black, and my family is white. I dont know who I am. I've been told i'm not really black, or not black enough, been called a bounty. But obviously i'm not white, so I don't fit in there either. I was never taught, or warned about the racism I was going to face, because my family has never had to deal with that. So I'm not sure this one belongs here, because he does have a point, this does happen. There are articles about it.
I get your point. But Frenkie Enjoyer accused these innocent people of something awful. Even if it does happen to some people, you can't go around throwing accusations.
Load More Replies...I mean, less black kids would get adopted by white couples if more black couples adopted in the first place.... do they just want the kid to stay an orphan??? Transracial adoption is not uncommon, so it was super unnecessary of this dude to comment on this on a basic wholesome post just to find something to complain about. Just make your own tweet about whatever social issue you wanna talk about and stop pissing on the moment of some random singular family and turning the attention from a sweet moment to their races 🙄
I'm sure that guy would have adopted him but his house is full of other children he is fostering or has adopted!
STFU Frenkie, you sound like a miserable a*****e. Quit pissing all over other people’s happiness, and just be happy this little boy now has parents who love him.
Please don't fetishize autism or any other disability. In fact please stop with all the autism objectification in general. We are not a prop for your vaccine discussion which is both untrue aaaand insulting to be used as a worst case scenario for preventing a disease with death as an option. Stop making tv shows about how we are so smart but have no ability to be emotional or worse just need to be taught how by someone we want to sleep with. Autism is a complex disability that can present in a lot of ways and painting it with a broad brush is why it's so hard to get diagnosed.
You could sexualize two rocks crashing each other, with your genitalia in the middle.
Ok but, as someone who has been only just diagnosed and struggled silently for years, how about we don't and let people decide if they want to sexualise themselves and having autism has no push or pull over the situation!?
"Normalized", the word you were looking for was " normalized", right? Right?
So, do dyslexic 31y or 41y olds also have extra-large brains? Asking for a friend.
as a teenager who was 13-14 a while ago, no. 13/14 year olds are stupid.
As a 14 tear old... I've gotten myself into some.. situations
Load More Replies...I don’t necessarily believe this one. I’ve read in some medical journals reporting on cannabis usage on teenagers brains. Our minds are still developing until our early to mid 20’s and cannabis inhibits their development into adulthood. While I love me some weed myself, it brought forth the fact that our minds are clearly NOT at our cognitive best at 13 or 14. If they were, then why do kids make dumb life choices ? Simple. They aren’t mentally mature enough to make adult decisions yet. The OP is clearly a misinformed 14 year old. Lol
It's all relative, and relative to body size, a newborn has the 'biggest brain' but can't add up for toffee....
This is entirely true. I have no idea what you're talking about. (I'm thirteen years old :) )
EQ is dismal, tho. One needs life experience to balance IQ and EQ... using social and emotional skill sets to solve problems and deploy logic.
These "facts" may be "clear", but they sound clearly made up. Pi is exactly equal to 3 is a "clear fact", but it's a clearly wrong fact.
Side note: their first claim is entirely false. Quick Google search found: "brain mass peaks at about 1,450 g before age 25 years" not 13 as claimed.
Citation: J. Philippe Rushton & C. Davison Ankney (2009) Whole Brain Size and General Mental Ability: A Review, International Journal of Neuroscience
Load More Replies..."several types of cognitive test[s]" . . . So as long as you cherry pick which metric you arbitrarily define as important, you can back up any claim!
If 13 and 14 year olds score significantly better on a test than other groups, the principals of statistical analysis suggest that maybe you should first look at what's up with that test.
Why do I assume she will then turn around and say he's too touchy-feely and not a real man?
Because you have a fully functional bullshìt detector
Load More Replies...If you were a woman of integrity, you wouldn't treat partners like a psychology maze.
No honey, he left because YOU betrayed his trust. YOU’RE the one who needs to make you into a better woman, as well as a better human being.
Yet you would have dumped him the moment he cheats and name and shame him, right? Girl, double standard much...?
EWWWWWW. This what real grooming looks like BTW. EDIT: I guess there's a chance that this isn't sexual, but the implication is there nonetheless.
The fact that the ages are shown implies that it is very likely sexual.
Load More Replies...This is not a delusional take, this is just straight-up pedophilia.
apparently (knowledge thanks to august), this woman is Hypnotist Sappho. she is a pedophile and zoophile and she is absolutely disgusting
The test results just came back. We can confirm there is no brain! 🤯
Load More Replies...I actually did the blinking in confusion meme in real life reading this!
How bout 'If I didn't do the crime, I ain't doing the time'... Smh...
Sadly, this happens. Yours or not, courts look that you took the role of the father
Problem also is that if you are married and your wife cheats and gets pregnant by the other guy, some courts will still make the husband take care of the child even if DNA proves it's not his. Ouch!
Load More Replies...I wanted to comment something which is a noise in my language which means did I hear this right!
Tell me you can't remember being a kid (OP I mean, not you James)
Load More Replies...Yes let me refuse this delicious looking food that has been designed and engineered for me to want it through sight, taste and smell so I make the food companies more money by buying even more, or let me have an apple 🤷🏻♀️
If you want your kids to stay healthy, offer them books alongside their heroin. Eventually they get tired of the heroin.
Wtf, I'm an adult and would still rather stuff my face with chokolate then an Apple
I guess I'm weird. As I've gotten older, 31 now, I actually crave healthier foods, and am almost never interested in snack food and the like. Like I would 1000% rather have a real hot dinner, that something like cake or little Debbie snacks.
Load More Replies...Um no. Doesn’t work like that. I was a latch key kid in the 80’s…and always had fast food take out or take away for my UK pandas. Now I’m 50 years old fighting food addictions because my mom said sugar was fine. Sugar reacts the same as cocaine on your dopamine neural transmitters. Teach your child to eat healthy early in life !
I've seen plenty of nutritionists apply this to their own children and done properly, if the child understands "bad" food is not "special", yes, it does work. I was raised with garden fresh veg & foods, and while I did eat more sweets and processed stuff as a kid (taste buds are different, etc) I loved "real food" more.
There is actual research and approach to this, it's called division of responsibility, and it's a way to avoid linking food with emotions in children's heads. We don't force our kids to eat anything, they just have to choose from what we put out (and sometimes we put out sweets).
Or Pakistan? They used to have a squad of transvestite tax inspectors in Karachi (to embarass business owners into paying, otherwise they hang around their shops all week; pay or go bankrupt!). So it's the only country where you could defend "no dad, I'm not like that, I'm a tax inspector I only do it for work"? Hm.
We still do. The government has also passed a bill (edit: about gay marriage). And I am not sure if they are gay just for the owners to be embarrassed into giving people money. We have gay news reporters, bpo and other industry workers and even quality assurance. One of QA incharges in my affirm (a multi-national one) is gay and we even hange out normally.
Load More Replies...This person is basically saying that trans ppl should go to H*##.
I... have no words! I literally cannot think of anything to say about people that thinks that way. I just can't comprehend it.
as a chinese person, I apologise for all the negative thoughts going into yiur head. WE ABSOLUTELY DO NOT IDOLISE TYRANTS OR FACISIM.
Well, this guy's called "White guy who loves China", so he probably dreams of a Chinese mail bride or something and is a white neckbeard basement incel. Don't worry, we don't blame those idiots on your people!
Load More Replies...Neither Stalin nor Hitler ever thought they'd done anything wrong, so what are you talking about?
He had someone killed for being the first to stop clapping after his speech
Hard no. I’m 62. I grew up around my brothers, and know just how gross they can be. So I still can’t understand how they managed to get women to marry them, and even more, to stay with them.
The further down I go on this thread, the more detailed my ideas about forming a religion based on praying for a world-killing asteroid. Part of which is 'Worship your pets.' Like. I am legit getting stupider...bit cannot stop the doomscroll...
I just choked on my coffee. This can't be real. Please don't let this be real.
He's semi right, but to specify "until they've made a game of EQUAL quality and difficulty" i can make a 5 minute game and it isn't equal to a game made over 3 years with nonstop work put into it
Load More Replies...I criticised a bad book once and some idiot said "well how many bestselling novels have YOU published?" Being able to reply with "Several, as a matter of fact" was one of the most satisfying moments of my life. (Of course it had nothing to do with whether I'm allowed to have an opinion, but it still shut him up).
Hehehe I bloody love that! It's going to keep me sniggering all day
Load More Replies...By this logic, I shouldn't be able to criticize Elon Musk for losing $200 billion for losing $200 billion until I have $200 billion to lose. BTW Elon Musk lost $200 billion. What a dumb dumb.
Really makes you wonder how he accumulated it in the first place.
Load More Replies...If you put ANYTHING out into the public realm then you are opening yourself up to criticism, being it constructive or not
so basicially he wants to ban all critics? Guess what you don't need to know the craft to compare it to other things in the same craft. If you want to make money from your profession you open yourself up for criticism. The duty of a critic is to save the customers and their money from your half baked junk.
I suppose you are allowed to criticize their post, as you've also posted. You're fine.
Load More Replies...Why do you think it's called development? It's for feedback and constructive criticism. Sounds like you should just be stuck with a hula-hoop for leisure and nothing else.
I eat food a lot. I can certainly tell if my food is burnt - does that mean I can't criticize the cook that prepared it because I don't work as one?
This has very little to do with the dev, but alot to do with who the publisher is. Ridiculous targets and deadlines are put in place. Devs need to be treated better
Load More Replies...If she turns water into wine then she can start wine business and pay damages to Johnny Depp.
Nah, both she and Johnny were at fault. There’s full on both sides in a relationship. Rarely is one a total anngel while the other is a total devil. Add drugs and alcohol to the mix and it becomes toxic. They were a pairing that shouldn’t have happened.
Maybe the confusion stems from the second photo being South African (a country officially named the Union of South Africa, in short U of SA --- a small step to the US of A; hence both USA!).
Not sure if a joke, but the official name for South Africa is the Republic of South Africa aka RSA. :D
Load More Replies...Ahhh nonmy ancestors were not African American or any derivative there of
There are Native Americans who look “black”, but they are racially……Native American. We tend to have darker complexions as a result of adapting to our environment, but racially we are not black. Physically, we tend to be brown-ish 🤷🏻♀️
Siberia, apparently. https://www.newscientist.com/article/2244157-earliest-known-man-with-native-american-dna-ancestry-lived-in-siberia/
Load More Replies...I live on a farm and I just want to get away from ALL people! Intovert's heaven 🤷♀️
I could be a barn cat... Moo... er, I mean... MEOW!
Load More Replies...no, it's code for "i want to make an honest living taking care of animals and/or crops."
I'd like to live on a farm because I like animals. they understand me better than most people.
I live in a house in the boonies that used to be a farm. We moved here because it’s quiet. We have black neighbors—-who also like the quiet.
"I want to live on a farm" is code for "I want to get away from people" There, fixed it for you.
As someone that actually lives on a farm, I can confirm that this statement is in fact delusional!
Is that why I feel sick a lot recently? I've been poisoning my testosterone? Damn... I better expel it from my body as quickly as I can.
Load More Replies...OP is confusing the ides of sexual peaks with appearance. Men supposedly peak sexually in their teens, while women peak much later. Appearance depends on a combination of of DNA, lifestyle, and pure dumb luck.
That explains all these gold olympic medals for 11-16yolds. Poor adults never stood a chance.
A graph of a ninety degree decline would look like this: /|. That explains why there are no men older than 16.
AAHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I'M SO ATTACKED!!!! PLEASE STOP!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!/j
Load More Replies...I'm a gen-zer, I'm a teenager, and I use that emoji all the time. If I ask my friend when they'll get somewhere and they say ten minutes, thumbs up emoji. If my mom texts me to remind me I have a dentist's appointment after school, thumbs up emoji. It's just a casual way to agree with or aknowledge something.
However, there was a time when thumbs up was thought to be a white supremacy signal or something.
I tell them it stands for "People Eating Tasty Animals." That shuts 'em up.
Load More Replies...I eat meat too. However, if a good tasting substitute, that also has a similar texture and aftertaste to real meat, is ever offered, I’ll switch.
It's early here and not drinking yet but at first look I thought it said "Men Eating Men" like cannibal style not gay... like those burgers were ground dudes with pickles, onions and cheese. I either need to go back to bed or start drinking. My brain is fried from this list.
Before the anti-PETA lynchmob gets enraged about the "euthanization" issue again pls check the fact checker (https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-peta-responsible-deaths-thousands-animals-1565532) And... in general they are right... we have to DRASTICALLY reduce our meat consumption. The ecological footprint is gigantic besides the ethical issues and it would be one of the easiest things we can change. When s**t hits the fan in 20 - 50 years you will wish for something that easy to combat climatecrisis. The planetary ecosystem is fevering up right now to get rid of its most harmful lifeform...us.. human parasites.
What kind of mental gymnastics you gotta be doing to come to that conclusion? Or have you been using google translator again?
Stick a Q-Tip deep in her ear and hit her brain's reset button.
say it with me kids: people who are minorities-whether they be religious, racial, cultural, ethnicial, sexual, gender, mental, physical, whatever!-can be pieces of c**p!
Not true. What is impolite is following the answer with "no, I mean where are you really from"
Letting people give you that information when they feel ready for it, and they find it fitting the context of the current conversation. Unless you in some sort of business relation and need their adress, where they are from should be of little importance to you where people are from, as that is rarely their most defining feature. I know the "where are you from" question is in the standard small-talk-package, but that alone does not nessesarily mean that it is a good/safe question to ask.
Load More Replies...Asking someone where they are from is harmless, asking someone where they REALLY are from after they answer is the problem.
"Asking someone where they are from is harmless".. not nessesarily, and that is partly why I hate that question. There are "good" places to be from and there bad places to be from, and for some people answering that question honestly might require sharing more information than they would like you to know. E.g. telling a potential employeer that you grew up in the slum, might ruin your chances of getting that high prestige job. That leaves people getting that question with two unpleasant options, saying "none of your business" whereby they are rejecting the question, which is in general considered impolite, or some kind of lying that may backfire later.
Load More Replies...Depends on the context—-like the reason you’re asking. Curiosity is OK. Baiting someone isn’t.
I don’t think this one is bad. Ive been asked that and “what are you” my entire life. I guess I look ethnically androgynous but not white, so people tend to get confused when they see me. It’s an obnoxious question and a reminder that some part of the questioner doesn’t see me as “one of them.” It’s always brought up in small talk and I agree it’s impolite.
So this issue. The problem was it was an old white woman asking an african-briton where she was from. Said african-briton deliberately had renamed herself to a combination nigerian-south-african name which made her sound exotic. She then got all huffy when, with a really exotic sounding name (ie not jane smith), she gets asked where she's from. I have to side with the daily heil (mail) on this one. It's offensive if the person gives an answer ("the uk") AND you persist in asking "no really". What you say after that is then "Oh your name sounds like it's authentically afircan do you mind saying how you got it?" . I've NEVER had a fellow african get pissy when I ask where they are from. This particular woman chose an exotic-sounding name (to british people), precisely SO AS to get the "where are you from" reaction SO THAT she could get all morally offended. My 2c as an african.
You’re being too nice. Shoe size number is more like it.
Load More Replies...Oh, well! In the middle of the 90s I used to think that Internet was going to be a great place for sharing knowledge and making all of us better.
Again, who wants that? I see that coming at me I'm gonna cringe. Our main pleasure center isn't inside, geez
In America, an average sized penis is 5 inches. So 8 inches would be big?
I used to have an 8 inch d**k but my EX took half of everything.
Sure mate just call me " Motumbo ".... ( Word of advice... Dont Google it )
I’m an atheist to, but I couldn’t give two shits what your religion is
Not quite. They’re not allowed to force people to believe in the same religion as they do—-or any religion at all. For example, someone consistently trying to proselytize at work is crossing the line into forced religious coercion against their coworkers, who can’t just get up and leave.
Load More Replies...Looks like a migration chart out of Africa to other regions in the world. The pattern indicates a lot of emigration out of Africa with little to no immigration into Africa. The person commenting is suggesting that the regions of the world that Africans are moving to are better off for them than their homeland and honestly looking at the the region they are leaving it might be true. Mozambique is in bad shape and the people there live horrible lives. EDIT: The person commenting is clearly being an a*****e. I didn't want to suggest I agree with their statement.
Load More Replies...So I dug around, and it's the Indian Ocean African slave trade..... Which implies, as I am guessing, that it occurred on the other side of the continent as well. I think perhaps the person commenting misunderstood the picture. This is what happens when we don't include a map title, as I taught my students the other day.
Here's a link https://ajammc.com/2012/06/20/the-afro-iranian-community-beyond-haji-firuz-blackface-slavery-bandari-music/
Load More Replies...It's cut the picture again. Jacob says 'Sorry you've been chosen to pick fruit', showing his complete lack of understanding how different governments and socio-political structures work. [edit] And now they've updated the picture! Clearly to make me look insane!
Yeah, you’d thinks the posting that the comment is intended for would be included.
Load More Replies...I'm of the mind that Logic and Rational Thinking courses throughout school would probably improve everything by a lot.
I literally cannot read any more of this. I despair for humanity at this point.
Man, Im a firm believer that everyone should take a " WAIS IV " IQ test before being aloud on social media platforms...
I feel like most people on this list aren't really happy in their lifes. Allways assuming the worst makes you bitter and lonely.
Couldn’t get through the whole list. WTF is wrong with this world?!
I'm of the mind that Logic and Rational Thinking courses throughout school would probably improve everything by a lot.
I literally cannot read any more of this. I despair for humanity at this point.
Man, Im a firm believer that everyone should take a " WAIS IV " IQ test before being aloud on social media platforms...
I feel like most people on this list aren't really happy in their lifes. Allways assuming the worst makes you bitter and lonely.
Couldn’t get through the whole list. WTF is wrong with this world?!
