Why do Americans speak English, an English language from England, rather than speaking Native American?

Did you recycle your pizza box Andy?

His masculinity is so fragile it needs bubble wrap

Or..... hot take, he just likes his coffee black.

This is so sad.

Hypocrite.

I thought that was a freshly plucked chicken at first.

Then by her logic, she is single because theres something wrong with her, which im honestly starting to believe...

You shouldn’t be allowed in public alone or at all

What the f**k?

Shush white person shouting and telling black people what should offend them

Kicking this guy in the kahunas is just a natural human reaction to such a pervy suggestion.

Jail is Jail ;)

Can't be true, dogs are quite bad picking cotton /s

Oh NO! Not the Furries! How long would it take for society to collapse if all the doggers died?

Appropriation again? Literally anything and everything is cultural appropriation. And do not dare to respond to this comment using the English Language unless you are English. That is cultural appropriation.

This does not compute.

*Cough* Idi Amin *Cough* Sorry, I just swallowed some b******t

If you think a man owns his wife you should be in therapy and single.

OP, you shouldn't have taken all of your grandma's pills all at once!

more ruined days to come jazz

Oh, Jazz, dear. If you feel bad, I can brew some tea for you, hugh you and hold you hand.

Thats some man hating skills right there.

Jazz would really hate my wife then... my wife is constantly posting about how great a husband and father I am.

jazz can you like... not? also, men are presh. like they so strong but when you see them taking a lil nap on the couch it's just??? babie??????

Best solution: remove yourself from social media. Can't see 'em if you're not there...

Okay all my fellow guy Pandas, I'm about to p*ss on jazz's day even more by saying 'YOU ARE ALL AWESOME AND I HOPE Y"ALL ONLY HAVE GOOD DAYS AHEAD!' Of course, I wish the same to all Pandas out there as well regardless of gender/denomination/what have you, I'm just emphasizing on the Pandamen to ruin her day.

You should be mad at the person who posted that because they obviously are making a targeted post. Doesn't seem legit at all or just pathetic. Don't hate on men in general, just the ones that personally hurt you.

agreed this is an obnoxious post, but cmon

I told my husband of 31 years that if I was ever to become single again, I would never remarry or live with another man. I don't think he realised what I meant....

And here I was taught that if a woman wanted me to do these things it was just good manners and if chooses not to have me do these things it's good manners

girl love guy's who'll open doors for them.....but spank them as they walk in (OMG feminist will kill me)

That's messed up.

Men are human. More breaking news at 11

well so sorry to ruin your day but: men are so cute when they give u their jackets and sing songs in the car with you and make cookies with you! they r so funny and adorbs when they try to do cartwheels or smile at everything you say or hug you! they're so precious when you talk about your fave show with them and they listen! must protect them at all costs <3

Us other Jaz's don't claim her :)

This is so cute ignoring the a*****e

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I get it, she just didn't explain well enough. We need to protect ourselves, not males.

Well, she wont have to be worried about eviction anymore. Lifetime housing for her.

Oh god this is similar to that guy telling AOC that she isn’t a congresswoman just because she’s a woman in congress. It’s just the racist edition

Ha, if you come anywhere near my special edition PS4, I’ll set my cat on you!

people are weird

And daedalion has the same worth as a literal turd for this opinion.

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this whole list is torture fr

They may have the largest brains, cannot be bothered to see if this maybe true, but they know sod all, and will spend the next few years too obsessed with sex.

Is the opposite also true? Should I cheat on your delusional a**e, are you going to help me become a better man?

Not sure of the context here, COULD be family, brothers and sisters, OR this could be mega creepy.

she needs to confirm if there is a brain up there