I see nothing wrong with this at all. They wouldn't take care of her give her to someone that can and will

Hehe, nice one!

This is not a sin, it's really considerate!! :)

I had a 6 year old foster kid who was obsessed with wanting glasses like her older sister. Alas, she didn’t need them. :/ While her older sister walked around trying on various frames for her new glasses, she was trying to be supportive. I couldn’t bare to see her disappointed, so I told her to pick out whatever frames she also wanted. She was over-the-moon elated! We bought her “glasses” as-is without a prescription… just a clear lens. They were a hideous pink cat eye style. She wore them EVERYWHERE! And anytime she would get complimented on them, she’d tally up those compliments, “See? Another compliment!” It was ridiculously cute! :)

I always want to ask Alexa to end the simulation {like the Matrix} but don't. I'm afraid if it does life might be worst then it is.

You little demon. 😇

Awwww

I hope the dog gets to see a therapist after all that.

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Awwww so sweet

Hopefully happily married

This is just funny lol

This one made me laugh waaaay to loud. Brilliant.

That is so sweet

That is hilarious!

That's nothing! First time meeting my partner's mum, went in to do the whole awkward "hug & pat the back" thing and totally unsnapped her bra! 😳 So. Not. Joking. Idk if I patted too vigorously or her bra was on its last leg, but BAM! Loose boobs everywhere!🤣🤣🤣🤣 His parents are great, and we all still laugh about it to this day, but boy was I praying for the rapture to come and wipe us off the earth that day. So embarrassing.

I am laughing alone like a maniac

*choked on my coffee*

How'd it taste?

Omg, that's the funniest thing I've read all day! Belly laughed on this one!

I can't breathe!! LMAO!!

Chandler???

My father maybe grunted three times at my husband in all the 35 years we were married. Your f-i-l was lucky, lol.

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That is amazing to imagine!!!

I can see the handshake hug moment BUT HOW DID THE TONGUE GET THERE!!

LOL Ive spat tea all over the place! hahaha

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I'm dying 😂😂😂

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I laughed til I cried 😂😂

F'ing goals!!!

I am laughing so hard at the thought of old man ear hair in my mouth.

Oh, wow. That caught me off guard xD

This should be at the top! Did you both keep a straight face???

hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I accidently nibbled on my brother's ear when I was used to doing that with my then boyfriend (now husband). We drew apart, he looked at me all confused, and I wiped off his ear.

This is hysterical.

Not anymore, it's not.

I am traumatized just reading this. Now, I need to wash.

we sing happy birthday to my brother most times we eat out

Good

I don't like the taste of beer, wine or spirits, I'm more than happy with a soft drink or juice. I've done it to stop people asking "but whyyyyyyy?" I don't drink and "just try this one".

Cute idea, I'll do the same! *remembers that she has never been asked out* Oh... 😐

The company I worked for supplied free vend coffee machines. I put fake price stickers on the machines. It went ballistic. HR had to put out an Email assuring everyone it was somebodies idea of a joke. I think I got away with it.

Hey that is nice of you

Well it worked lol

This is why I have a Furbo camera… so I can talk to my animals. My cat is too smart! When he wants my attention… he triggers the camera, so I’ll check on him and have a little chat with him. :)

My brother-in-law, who is a right know it all, fitted his fridge freezer into his kitchen work tops. For years my sister-in-law complained nothing was ever cold and the freezer took an eternity to do basic freezing......he'd left the Styrofoam encasing the whole of the back.

This kinda cute not gonna lie

Sh*t or dirt, just wipe it up and toss it out. No need to sniff!

:D This is very old bus drivers joke.