I see nothing wrong with this at all. They wouldn't take care of her give her to someone that can and will

Hehe, nice one!

This is not a sin, it's really considerate!! :)

I had a 6 year old foster kid who was obsessed with wanting glasses like her older sister. Alas, she didn’t need them. :/ While her older sister walked around trying on various frames for her new glasses, she was trying to be supportive. I couldn’t bare to see her disappointed, so I told her to pick out whatever frames she also wanted. She was over-the-moon elated! We bought her “glasses” as-is without a prescription… just a clear lens. They were a hideous pink cat eye style. She wore them EVERYWHERE! And anytime she would get complimented on them, she’d tally up those compliments, “See? Another compliment!” It was ridiculously cute! :)

I always want to ask Alexa to end the simulation {like the Matrix} but don't. I'm afraid if it does life might be worst then it is.

You little demon. 😇

Awwww

I hope the dog gets to see a therapist after all that.

Just so everyone knows.... if they aren't joking, that's a bad marriage!

Poor dog

People are taking this way too seriously. I thought it was funny. Lighten up people quit being so judgy.

That is textbook passive aggressive on the wife's side. And very immature.

Dog: Ok, man human, let's hear your side of the story.

I can't remember where I read this but the man had a dog and when they married the woman came to live with them. She kept saying she couldn't take the clicking on the wood floors and would scream a lot. They got divorced, of course.

Its s**t when someone talks so you can just bear what they are saying, do it to my face pleoase ore else , shut ip.

lol Dog is like "look I just want to go for a walk and get a treat once in a while".

I'll take aggression any day over passive-aggression. I understand anger, but I can't tolerate sneaky, manipulative behavior.

😆😆😆Poor puppy!

I do this but I talk to myself

I think that is quite reasonable. Dog can then make a balanced judgement.

Dogs actually do have a pretty big vocabulary. This probably really does help the dog sort out the dynamic of the house

😂😂😂😂

Awwww so sweet

Hopefully happily married

This is just funny lol

This one made me laugh waaaay to loud. Brilliant.

That is so sweet

That is hilarious!

we sing happy birthday to my brother most times we eat out

Good

I don't like the taste of beer, wine or spirits, I'm more than happy with a soft drink or juice. I've done it to stop people asking "but whyyyyyyy?" I don't drink and "just try this one".

Cute idea, I'll do the same! *remembers that she has never been asked out* Oh... 😐

The company I worked for supplied free vend coffee machines. I put fake price stickers on the machines. It went ballistic. HR had to put out an Email assuring everyone it was somebodies idea of a joke. I think I got away with it.

Hey that is nice of you

Well it worked lol

This is why I have a Furbo camera… so I can talk to my animals. My cat is too smart! When he wants my attention… he triggers the camera, so I’ll check on him and have a little chat with him. :)

My brother-in-law, who is a right know it all, fitted his fridge freezer into his kitchen work tops. For years my sister-in-law complained nothing was ever cold and the freezer took an eternity to do basic freezing......he'd left the Styrofoam encasing the whole of the back.

This kinda cute not gonna lie

Sh*t or dirt, just wipe it up and toss it out. No need to sniff!

:D This is very old bus drivers joke.

well done

Awwww

Whatever works.

Beautiful. Will try to do this too going forward.

I like your way to keep your beloved a***ole healthy :D

This could really backfire at home.

Sorry for your loss

At least you had a spare 🗝️

I kinda get this

How did they react?

Ferengi Rules of Relationships #376: He who cheats, leaves.