The sciences like astronomy and medicine use the metric system as a standard regardless of what country you're in (yes that includes the US). The metric system is all based on tens and it's very easy to convert between units of measurement, which reduces errors. Check any medication label, it's going to be in mg or micrograms

Correlation does not equal causation!

This is what happens when Republicans defund education.

If that isn't a joke, I'm more offended that 4k+ people liked that tweet presumably because they think the math is correct.

What sorcerery is that?

Cripes. More of the world watches football (aka soccer in the states) than is even interested in watching American football. I’m an American who’s not a sports fan, so don’t have any interest in watching either.

I can assure you that if you put 100 million people together, there will be 4 billion people after 4 years. #reproduce

This math ain't mathin 🤔

Oh, America, smh

Eurovision have more viewers than the superball

What are the numbers for

This made my brain hurt.

It was quite the revelation when I learned that a billion is a thousand million.

But soccer is just yuppies running around in their underwear, faking injuries and having riots

Jesus Freaking Christ....

When you put 32 billionaire team owners together they think they are the world.

This person is probably why the family moved to Sweden.

*sobs in American English*

Just. WOW.

Did they import all the bodies of the fallen when they moved it?

I don't think that word means what you think it means

Well called.

I think he means “ciao” which is an Italian word used as an informal greeting or parting. Also, you say that America is a safe country yet there are people like you shooting guns while smoking joints, seems bout right.

A metaphor is comparing two things without using like or as. "Her tears were a river flowing down her cheeks." Similes are comparing two things with like or as. "She is as dumb as a post." I hope this helped

Stop the planet, I want to get off

This is why health class and s e x education are important for everyone! We all need to learn about everyone's body and functions. These are the same people who want girls to "hold their periods in." 🤦‍♀️😭😫

My head hurts

I have a friend who is blue/green colorblind who uas had more than one eye doctor tell her she cannot be colorblind because "only men are colorblind". Apparently, she's just been faking it her whole life!

And it would actually be "over time" as well, with a space between the words.

Wait 'til you tell them that Taiwan isn't part of China!

I guess this is because eggs are always near dairy in stores?

Guys! John Wayne Gacy has killed way more people than I have in my entire lifetime, so we should just forget about that murder I did.

Typical, a religious (christian) person who doesn't know his own holy book.

Yer. Y'all. Youse.

You’re wrong, well actually you’re right, but you’re still wrong because of this unrelated thing you never even argued.

Wait till they find out about mammals living in the ocean full time.

Well if they're worshipping Lucifer they're obviously Christian...as far as I know that's the only religion that believes Lucifer is the king of hell or whatever.

Ma'am i'm going to have to ask you to move away from the camera

Executive, judicial, and legislative. Right now I'm really questioning the judicial, the other two have always been in question.

Again, I don't think that word means what you think it means. Step up your wiki game.

Please reason up 😂😂😭

i've never seen star wars and i don't know who natalie portman is but i know she's in it

So everything that costs €0.99 is free?

I wonder why someone would rather risk death than spend the next 45 years of their life working to pay off a medical bill. Such a mystery. We will never know.

this smells fishy

The X represents the Greek letter Chi, which is where the word Christ actually originated from. It is not "crossing Christ out" as some people seem to think.

When did the plants go on strike? I missed that news flash.

Before electricity, you had to rub the tea leaves together really fast

did this person just give Ireland a gender?

I want to see 5280 feet on one animal! Ok, not really, but a shoe-salesperson might.

Mom says it's my turn to be friends with Google.

Oh yes I remember standing in that long line in 1960 to get my Monkey vaccine in a sugar cube. Started loving bananas that day.