“I think I’ll stick with the guacamole” hahaha

Women don't like to keep telling a guy how good he is!! The vibrator already knows he is good enough!!

Dodged a bullet Natalie, stay safe girl

If being friends with someone of the opposite sex is psychologically damaging for you then my man you need professional help and I'm sorry you turned out this way

Omg what did I just read? So creepy.

Report this pedo !

Ew ew ew ew

So what?? You jacked off at someone you thought was hot!! What's the big deal? Nobody would've known if you didn't say anything if you are embarrassed about it. My question is how many times have you done it with this say person's photo??

Props for trying to help that guy.

Hoe. Lee. Shizz.

Hahahaha

Ok, but the bear is cute. Just a victim, right? I think we can all agree on that.

Come on, you left out the best part "yo Gabby this is the surgeon"

Hmm I don't get this. The person telling the other person to Google it is rude. The person inquiring obviously was trying to converse and learn about the other in a sincere way. I feel like the blue blurb person all the time!

This is some scary sh!t

I think I’m gonna puke 🤢

Bet the "Alpha" shrieks every time a butterfly lands on him

Please stay the f**k away from us

YeS But hE vOTed FOr ObAmA!

This one is soooo many kinds of wrong

Report him to the team. I'm sure they don't want trash like this using them

Moral of the story : If you wanna shoot your shot, DON'T do it when someones grieving

I will never understand how they can say stuff like this and then say they’re a “nice guy” in the same sentence…the delusion boggles the mind

No, YOU are the rude guy with an IQ of 6.

ahahahah! this one... and with the little heart at the end

Wow f**k this guy

I would get his a*s fired and change my number.

"You're the only female besides my mom that hasn't made me want to wring her neck" this specimen is a murder waiting to happen

This makes me want to dissociate from earth, literally.

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. Either don’t talk to a guy then you’re a b***h .do talk to the guy then you’re a s**t. Go figure.

I love the fedora shadow.

i have seen both, both against my will. I am a f*****g minor. there are "nice girls" out there too, and now because of those traumatic experiences, I am Ace.

Is he a small over bred dog?

Hey (with the intent of shoving you down stairs)

That's just demanding a block

Take that to HR.

When somebody say STOP!! It means to stop. Don't come back with a sexualized greeting! The person said Please leave me alone. What part of that did you not understand?? Because now you're just a disgusting pig!!

This is all kinds of HELL NO

We should all spam xdickhog44 on his snap and send him just stupid c**p and tell what a dork he is. Maybe he’ll be super embarrassed to know all his psycho babble is here for all the world to see. Lol

What is an oofmie?

wait why does the bf being white even matter?? CoNfUseD

Nurse! Nurse! He's out of bed again!

Ramen is Japanese tho

Why are people so unhinged and lack decency?

At least he's self-aware.

Report him. NOW

aaaahhhh this goddam "squirting culture" (sarcasm)

Wtf wtf wtf

Hundreds of Dollars? And that's supposed to be impressive?