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Thanks to all the dating apps for every imaginable niche and the millions of singles who use them, meeting people on the internet is easier than ever.
However, if you're actively searching for some form of romance online, talking to matches eventually starts feeling repetitive.
That's why it's so refreshing when every once in a while someone special drops by and acts like a total (creepy) lunatic. And that's where the Twitter account 'Incel pickup lines' comes in.
Asking its followers for the most pathetic attempts to pick up women online, it features the worst submissions it receives, reminding us that you just never really know who's lurking one swipe away.
Continue scrolling to check out its content and don't miss the chat we had on the topic with dating coach Hayley Quinn — you'll find it in between the images.
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#1
Tunisia Scott 3 years ago
I find guacamole repulsive but I rather eat that than even continue having a conversation with someone like this
Stephanie A Mutti 3 years ago
This tool called a woman fat AND a b&&&& and still believed he had a chance????
Lianna Bolt 3 years ago
Nothing sexier than being with someone, who thinks you deserve to be treated less, just b/c of how you look. Where do I sign up? 😂
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SaneMinotaur (she/her) 3 years ago
Anyone who calls themselves a 'nice guy' and speaks to people like this seriously needs to just go fornicate with a rusty javelin.
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#2
DEW 3 years ago
Women don't like to keep telling a guy how good he is!! The vibrator already knows he is good enough!!
Zedrapazia 3 years ago
That dude should detach his d**k like a lizard tail and give it to a woman if he wants it to be used that much. Then hope she doesn't just feed it to her dog
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Casey McAlister 3 years ago
Well, zero risk of pregnancy, zero risk of STD, no erectile dysfunction, no idiot attached to it. Just benefits overall.
Hayley Quinn, who has given an excellent TED talk titled 'Searching for love to escape ourselves', told Bored Panda that your initial text doesn't have to be too complicated.
"A first message should be a short, playful hello that is (where possible) personalized to someone's profile," Quinn said.
"Personalized messages will always outperform a more bland 'hey, how's it going?'. Messages that are humourous or silly often work well too. People don't want a factual exchange, they want to get a sense of your personality from the message you send."
#3
sanstheskeleton 3 years ago
But I can dodge bullets too! (Not desperate, just tryin'a be funny)
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Haywood Jablome 3 years ago
"Moby, you can get stung by Obie. Dirty little 6-year old boy...you don't know me, you're too old, let go, it's over. Nobody listens to techno!"
Nitka Tsar 3 years ago
Is this a quote? Regardless, techno is still very popular in Germany, as far as I know. It was always very popular here.
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Praecordia 3 years ago
Oh god! The definition of dating needs to be clarified with these creeps.
Lena Flising 3 years ago
Sure, there are people who are in relationships with people who are 16 years younger than they are, but they are probably older. The youngest of them might be 32, not the oldest...
Daffydillz' Cold Contagious 3 years ago
I remember this when it came out and he was so dâmn gross about it. He's so disgusting.
#4
Susie Elle 3 years ago
If being friends with someone of the opposite sex is psychologically damaging for you then my man you need professional help and I'm sorry you turned out this way
SaneMinotaur (she/her) 3 years ago
I think what this person meant to say was, "I strike up a friendship with a woman, purely to try to get in her knickers, and then when I find out she's not attracted to me, I'm mad because she's wasted my time! I'm such a nice guy! Why won't anyone sleep with me??" Also, can we stop saying 'girls' when we mean 'women', please?
xolitaire 3 years ago
Incels don't even know what a fedora is, they ruined the Trilby for everyone else tho
SaneMinotaur (she/her) 3 years ago
Dunno why you got downvoted, have an upvote.
Load More Replies... Lena Flising 3 years ago
Friendship is as psychologically damaging as sex? Wow, he must be fun at parties...
Seri McGee 3 years ago
If a man doesn't want to get to know me and be my friend why would I ever want to sleep with him? So much sex happening and in 9 months then suddenly you realize that you really don't like each other and now you have a kid. If we just were friends to begin with and forego the sex we might not have the abortion and other stupid fights going on right now that we have.
Queen Jackson. 3 years ago (edited)
This whole post is just boys that wear vineyard vines and sperrys, and boys that watch ishowspeed.
Ghaniyah Verma 3 years ago
*looks at the guy friends with three girls and is most likely straight* you were sayin'?
#5
Emma Kilcup 3 years ago
If this is true, he'd be at least twice as old as the girl he's trying to get. At least be more creative, we like guys who can think.
UpupaEpops 3 years ago
I ran into a former substitute teacher first thing he told me was how glad he was that I'm already 21 and that back in the day, he couldn't wait until I turned 18. I was in elementary school when he taught me. 🤮 Offered me a car ride, decided I rather wait for 4 hours for the rain to stop.
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Gabby Ghoul 3 years ago
"You owe me" is a phrase that, despite the distance of years and lots of therapy, has not dimmed in my memory.
Black Pearl 3 years ago
Dude this means that this weirdo was thinking these things about her when she was A BABY. Absolutely disgusting.
"For example, if someone's into yoga, don't say, 'how long have you been doing that?' Instead, you could say, 'I hope the ability to do a headstand isn't a prerequisite for a first date?' or 'Could I convince you to ditch the yoga mat and come for a hike instead?'" the dating coach explained.
"Keep your messages short and whatever you do, don't ask someone out for a date on the first message you send!"
#6
bibbitybobbityboop 3 years ago
And report him for threatening to r@Pe you as a child.
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Old Roadie 3 years ago
Show to his mother, his dad, his local school board, his local Child Protection Services worker, and his local print shop as you make 60 copies to staple in his local neighborhood.
Marie Dahme 3 years ago
Oh my god….make sure everyone knows not to hire him as a baby sitter!!!!
Lena Flising 3 years ago
Not being a sex-offender is kinda the norm, not something you'll gett brownie points for later. I've never robbed a bank. Does that mean that the banks owe me a million dollars?
#7
Syrah 3 years ago
Not sure what's worse, the things these people say or that fact they're not blocked before they get to say them?
Foffy Skrimshaw 3 years ago
Some people just like to see how far they will take it for humourous reasons
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Sarah Hush 3 years ago
This went from weird to creepy to gross to vile🤢 I'm gonna go chug some Pepto Bismol
Kayden Oliphant 2 years ago
Pour it in your eyes instead it will help waaaay more, this post is nasty AF.
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M Calad 3 years ago
Ok, this one hits a new creepy-meter record too😳. I shouldn't keep scrolling down, but my creepy-meter is asking for more. Here I go....gulp!
MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock 3 years ago
Yeah but somehow reading people’s creepy texts on this post is addictive :( I feel you
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Christopher Bowers 3 years ago (edited)
I think thats the guy of person that needs to be put in a permanent straitjacket and have their coffin made of strong iron or steel and wielded shut and rivoted for extra measures.
#8
BasedWang12.7 3 years ago
timeout... HE beat his meat to the dude and then called him that slur? Bruh needs to get his s**t together
Amber.exe (She/They) 3 years ago
Called him a slur but jacked off to him.He's the f*g in this situation
#9
Helena 3 years ago
I don't actually know any women that hung up on height. For myself, 6ft and over is not only no big deal, but not exactly an ideal situation. I don't want a step ladder to kiss a guy. If he's awesome, I'll find the ladder. But I think it would be a minority of women who make a giant deal out of only dating tall guys.
DuchessDegu 3 years ago
That's on them. I mean, everyone has a preference or a type, but rejecting someone straight away because they don't fit a purely physical criteria is very shallow.
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Casey McAlister 3 years ago
Being short is not a problem, making being short your own personality trait is. This guy seems unable to talk about anything but his height.
Garry Cowan 3 years ago (edited)
I'm only 5ft 5 and I don't think it's ever held me back and to round it all off my beautiful wife is 5 inches taller than me
devotedtodreams 3 years ago
Wow, she sure had a lot of patience with this one! My ex was no taller than me (168 cm), and again and again, he brought up the thing about his height, both when he was trying to find a girlfriend an when interacting with taller colleagues. It didn't matter how often I told him I loved him regardless of his height. Before him, I didn't care about someone's height as long as they were otherwise a good person. Now, if there ever will be a next time, I will bail if the dude has a Napoleon complex again...
Aboredpanda 3 years ago (edited)
I have a friend that's super awkward with women. He's a great guy, a good friend and a sweet uncle, a good brother and son, but he talks and behaves as if women are a different species and not just another person (Never degrades women, more puts women on a pedestal). It's like he doesn't understand that people are fundamentally the same. He is convinced the reason "girls don't want him" is because he's small. I and many other friends have tried telling him it's not true, and I have told him women care about confidence before anything else. It's like he can't hear it. I think maybe it's easier to blame his size rather than identify and work on character flaws, like bettering his social skills and working out why his confidence is so low. :/
Load More Replies... Christos Arvanitis 3 years ago
I'm a 5'8" guy. Married now but back in the day I dated women of all heights including one who was 6'. The problem is thinking dating app criteria are real life. IRL I had no problem with my height excluding me from possible dates for the most part but online it was different story. Height was often listed as a criteria and, the one that really steamed, "no baldies". My wife is 5'6" and can't imagine me with hair. The woman in this thread was incredibly patient. He thinks that he's being rejected for his height and likely takes online criteria as reality. It wasn't his height as she said.
Christos Arvanitis 3 years ago
....just thought of something. I have a friend who is maybe 5'0" and she likes to date guys who are somewhere close to 6'0" which I find quite amusing.
Load More Replies... Lena Flising 3 years ago
You've watched Love Island? That's not a documentary, nor an instruction on how to meet women. It's a show with naked (or near-naked) people, done to make money from the adverts. It's all acting and editing, nothing's natural. You'd do better to watch the old TV series The Love Boat.
"The person you message might have 10 other messages they've received that day," Quinn noted. "Because of that if your message is too bland, it could get lost in the shuffle."
"The name of the game here is to be somewhat unique and back up what you send with a well-constructed profile. The next stage of the conversation is also important. Ask someone out too soon and they will feel like you're jumping to the next step before you've established a connection; ask someone out too late and the conversation might fizzle. Keep the momentum high in your conversations and if you're both not ready for a date yet, try having an in-app phone or video call instead," the dating coach recommended.
#10
MellonCollie 3 years ago
I thought about raping you, let's go on another date. What the actual FFFF..UUUU..CKK..
Per-Ole Sjuve 3 years ago
That is a keeper right there. Nothing screams "nice guy" like explaining why a rape didn't occur. 10/10 gentleman. But all these are way to sad and pathetic to be real, right?.......right?
Wesley Stewart 3 years ago
What in the name of Beezlebub's left nutsack's lawyer's granny's local Sonic employee is this absolute pile of insecurities?
PandaRave 3 years ago
Goddamn what has Beezelbub’s left nutsack been up to that made him need a lawyer? Sounds like he probably belongs on this list.
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Sue From Michigan 3 years ago
How f*cked up do you have to be to think "I thought about raping you" is a compliment? This ended with the women never speaking to him again, I'm sure.
MyCatsTheRealPanda 3 years ago
Seriously f****d. Hopefully it ended that way but sadly, I'm afraid that's not going to get through to him as the reason she quits. If that's the case, I'm even more terrified for anyone else he goes out.
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Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Guess what, bro. Just having the thought about raping her, regardless of the reason, then telling her about it, means YOU JUST BLEW YOUR CHANCES AT A SECOND DATE, ALL BY YOURSELF. F*****g idiot incel. You are going to die a virgin.
Spoiler Alert 3 years ago (edited)
I sincerely hope he does die a virgin, for the safety of any subsequent women he manages to get a date with 😬
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arcane_gamer (they/them) 3 years ago
don't get how this is creepy. unless they were talking about something unrelated and not about s*x, then it's normal to ask what s*x role someone prefers if you're planning a hookup. if they weren't talking about s*x, then it's weird and creepy, yes.
Lena Flising 3 years ago
Sounds like she's not ready to discuss sexual preferences yet. She's still at the "get to know each other" phase.
Good Luckas 3 years ago
I actually laughed out loud reading this “our nation has endured great hardship” looool
MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock 3 years ago
I’m from Hedgehog Land, thank you. And my personality is I-shall-punch-creeps’-faces-off.
#12
Wesley Stewart 3 years ago
Ok, but the bear is cute. Just a victim, right? I think we can all agree on that.
Saxophone 3 years ago
Yeah! Let's think about the bear! It didn't ask for its picture to be used like that! Poor bear. :(
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Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
No dear. It’s the smell of your own fear, insecurity, and general funk. Take a shower. A cold one.
#13
The shoebill 3 years ago (edited)
Im not in any way related to this man nor am I him stop accusing me .(joke don’t downvote)
Lena Flising 3 years ago
Around 3 AM, most people are sleeping. Not all people have their phone by their bed.
Cammy Cat 3 years ago
Once had a guy in HS try the whole "I'm depressed, I'm going to kill myself" thing after I just met him. I wasn't really interested to begin with. But my friend really like his friend. I never fell for it and then found out from his friend that was dating my friend, that he used that on girls all the time for sympathy. Was totally grossed out the one time he tried to kiss me
Bored_NorWeirdian 3 years ago
I can’t even laugh at this one. He has some serious mental issues he should get help for.
Happy Panda 3 years ago
This is horrible but if a person threatens to kill himself/herself as a way to blackmail me and force me to do their biddings, I wouldn't feel remorseful, not even a bit. There are lines that should never be crossed ^^
However, before you get the chance to talk, you first need to charm your potential date with your profile.
"People have high expectations for a dating app profile, including Instagram-quality photos plus a well-written, short and witty [introduction]," Quinn said.
"The written part of your online dating profile is less about sharing factual information (i.e. what you do) and more about someone getting an instant sense of your personality when they read it," she added.
#14
InvincibleRodent 3 years ago
It means like 60 different things tho, so googling it wouldn't be super beneficial...
Pink kitty 3 years ago
Operating Department Practitioner? Open deck party? Ozone depletion potential? And I'm still none the wiser
AlanandLeila Hoyt 3 years ago
I know that’s exactly what I found when I googled it😄 I have no idea what they’re talking about
Load More Replies... Casey McAlister 3 years ago
To be fair, google shows dozens of possible interpretations, none of which makes a lot of sense without at least some context.
Tameeza Joyce Lightowler 1 year ago
Operating department practicioner? That's what came up in my first search
#15
Sarah 3 years ago
This guy definitely needs to be reported before he actually hurts someone for not getting his way.
MellonCollie 3 years ago
And that is exactly why we don't meet up with strangers at our home when selling stuff.
Wesley Stewart 3 years ago (edited)
This girl must be Neo, cuz that's an awful lot of dodged bullets ya got there.
Pink kitty 3 years ago
'want to be raped'?! There is so much crazy about this guy I'm lost for words
Lena Flising 3 years ago
It's like they think that this is our first day as a woman in a woman's body. WE KNOW HOW IT IS TO LIVE AS A WOMAN, we've been doing it for years, decades. Most women have experienced some kind of sexual harassment. Way too many women have been raped by people they knew and trusted. Quite a few rapists didn't notice that the woman froze, went unresponsive out of fear, when they were too pushy to get sex. That is rape; when you lack clear consent. If you don't know if you have consent, ASK!!!
#16
arcane_gamer (they/them) 3 years ago
"darkie waifu"???? "strokes your plump lower lip dominantly"???? oh my god, i want to die.
MellonCollie 3 years ago
Good this these a s s h o l e s out themselves so quickly, so these women don't waste their time on them.
Niki A 3 years ago
Ok, I am not even remotely pigmented, and I think my skin crawled off for her.
Happy Panda 3 years ago
Why are some people like this? I just cannot understand their train of thoughts. It's terrifying, and kinda sad actually
#17
Dodomaster Lord of chickens 3 years ago
He probably explodes from touching grass
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Icecream Sarang 3 years ago
My SIL keeps calling my husband a beta, and says that’s his problem with women (um, married, happily!!). I finally got sick of it and told her the one thing I’ve discovered about alpha men and women? They’re insecure.
Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
Absolutely. If you have to beat your chest and scream "ALPHA" to assert yourself in any way, that's not confidence. That's screaming for attention because you haven't the personality to get it any other way.
Load More Replies... Lena Flising 3 years ago
Funny that only weak, insecure man-boys call themselves "alpha". Only wolves in captivity behave in an "alpha" way. What they call "betas" are the comfy, secure men who'll be there when the going gets tough. We settle with them, because they are the BEST. Typical, that the moment he realize his fantasy won't happen, she's suddenly an ugly whore...
Potato Chimps 3 years ago
If you have to self-classify yourself as an "alpha" to other people, you're not really the stud you imagine yourself to be.
google was my idea 7 months ago
I know bfs sticking up for their gfs is so much more "alpha" then whatever that was
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DC 3 years ago
... RTFM! ... in this case, "Brave New World". The Alphas (and Betas) are nonsexual bureaucrats who don't even have access to drugs.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago
I like "Brave New World". I hope second season come out soon.
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"If the app offers the ability to add a voice note as well, this could prove to be an easy win for you. Recent research from Match showed that 17% of people saying they could tell if they were attracted to someone by the sound of their voice alone."
"Finally, when it comes to your pictures, avoid some obvious mistakes: poor lighting, too many group shots, cluttered backgrounds, or anything that makes it hard to see what you actually look like," the dating coach said.
#18
MellonCollie 3 years ago
Jeez these people really exist? Would anyone really be interested in a guy presenting himself in this way? I sure hope not.
Barbara Skolly 3 years ago
Guys like him are the same guys that can't understand why women don't like nice guys like him
Load More Replies... Queen Jackson. 3 years ago
“I understand you women of color can’t stand white women” that’s not…… we don’t……. okay.
Alexandra Davis 3 years ago
I had read number 1 far too many times to work out what he was saying
Christina R 3 years ago
He wants to stick his tongue in women's bumholes.
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Lena Flising 3 years ago
Feeling kinda great to be a white woman right now. We're VERY privileged, including being shunned by racist idiots like this one.
Mama Penguin 3 years ago
Erik, sweety. You writing all this stuff isn't a positive sign for all women, Sugar Tits.
#19
Nitka Tsar 3 years ago
I do think he would call any woman an animal. This has nothing to do with race for him. Just a hunch
#20
Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
No, just a very tiny mind, and a terrible personality.
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Mama Penguin 3 years ago
This "white gentleman scholar" can go f**k himself and off a cliff. Sincerely, all women.
#21
cadena kuhn 3 years ago
Report him to the team. I'm sure they don't want trash like this using them
Emmydearest 3 years ago
From 'hi, nice to meet you' to 'slowly massages your breasts' in 5 seconds... Sure, that's how it goes in real life... 😑
Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
And they just can't figure out why women run away from them as fast as they can. Yeesh.
A_bored_student999 2 years ago
Most guys would never do this. Just this 1% with the weird mental illness displayed above
Load More Replies... Ghaniyah Verma 3 years ago
Uhm, that is...disturbing. I'd rather have my house haunted by a vengeful ghost.
Tish Hankins 3 years ago
STOP DOING THE * THING! IT'S ANNOYING! Sorry for the shouty caps. Rant over
#22
CAMAW 3 years ago
Moral of the story : If you wanna shoot your shot, DON'T do it when someones grieving
Jaiden 3 years ago
Or make sure that shot goes right through your head so you can finally get some attention /j
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Casey McAlister 3 years ago
He really thought "I will never text you again" from him is a threat?
Black Pearl 3 years ago
Being like this normally so awful enough but doing it after the girl's boyfriend DIED is unacceptable. F**k him.
Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
"My boyfriend just died." | "So you're single?" | *ALL THE MACE, ALL OF IT IN THIS F**K'S EYES*
MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock 3 years ago
Oh no, BP missed a censor! Although it’s good enough, since I really want a swear word to be thrown at that stupid guy
SageHare37 3 years ago
Maybe the censor agreed and just let that one pass.
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aZZy_d3Lta 3 years ago
what the actual f**k. she was GRIEVING and he said that. i would be more serious but I have a toad version of "My time" by Bo En and I am losing it
Bored_NorWeirdian 3 years ago
It’s kinda interesting to see that every convo is men ‘being nice guys’ and all they want is s3x and if they refuse they are a wh0re, s**t etc. That makes sence lol
#23
Charlie Doodles 3 years ago
I will never understand how they can say stuff like this and then say they’re a “nice guy” in the same sentence…the delusion boggles the mind
PandaRave 3 years ago
This is another post that has been cut off! Earlier in the message the dude called her an egg. But that’s not the best part, this dude saw how this circulated and went back to her crying and demanding she take the posts down. People he knew online were starting to recognize it was him who sent that. Absolute gold.
William Geonnotti 3 years ago
Chris; this is a comment for the sole purpose of annoying you. Everyone who stands with Zara the squid, please reply to me with your statement.
SheamusFanFrom1987 3 years ago
That's it!!! the word "Nice" is literally an insult to me now if this is the kind of behavior it symbolizes.
#24
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
No, she’s not texting a rude guy with an IQ of 6—a rude guy with an IQ of 6 is texting her.
Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
How are men so proud of themselves for s******g the bed socially and romantically?
#25
Jaya 3 years ago
Don't be mean about people's names though, that's our parents fault, not ours. You can let him know that you're not interested and that the things he's saying are ridiculous, without shaming someone about their name.
Rebecca Weatherly 1 year ago
If my parents had the audacity to name me Norbert, changing that would be the first thing on my list of s**t to do the second I was old enough. I would have been saving up money for that from a young age.
Load More Replies... Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
No, it's not the name. It's the text he sent following the name. Yeesh. You can have the worst name possible, but if you are a great person, that name won't matter. Engleberg Humperdink (singer famous for charming women) comes to mind.
General Anaesthesia 3 years ago (edited)
At least Engelbert Humperdinck got to choose his stage name himself. His real name is Arnold George Dorsey.
Load More Replies... Black Pearl 3 years ago
Who looks at their precious little newborn baby and decides to name him Norbert?
Sandor M 3 years ago
Norbert is a valid hungarian boy/male name, guess he has hungarian origins
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#26
AK to LV 3 years ago
I agree that it is not funny. These were copied from twitter. If you would like to respond directly, click on the light grey wording above the voting arrows. 🌻
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Alexandra Davis 3 years ago
Ok this was too much. Anyone who thinks rape is a joke is not to be trusted!
MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock 3 years ago
Hello, my fellow violent hedgehog brethren.
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Niki A 3 years ago
I was asked this once, and I yelled at the top of my lungs, "No, having my vagina forcibly pried open while I was not properly stimulated and therefore dry to satisfy someone's need for control did not feel good!!!"
AK to LV 3 years ago
I'm glad you responded like this to a completely wrong, inappropriate, wrong question. I'm so sorry it happened to you.
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#27
Anne McKinney 2 years ago (edited)
Yep, I'd go straight to the manager and show her the whole conversation.
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Per-Ole Sjuve 3 years ago
This is what emojis has evolved into. RPG style text-based adventure where you lose every time.
Kate Jones 3 years ago
I'm so tired of these *internal monologue* dumb a*s posts. Why do guys think this is cute?
Arwen 3 years ago
So glad we don’t use phone numbers for rewards cards here… seems like a recipe for trouble.
Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
Believe me, I HATE giving out my number for s**t. Anytime you are confirming an appointment or standing at a counter and they need your number to look anything up - I try to say it as quietly as possible for exactly this reason. UGH.
Load More Replies... Aboredpanda 3 years ago
Yea report, this is WAY put of line, and misuse of personal information.
Grace Noyes 3 years ago
I know I'm old, but I gotta say these "stage directions" comments that seem popular among these freaks make me want to vomit.
#28
Susie Elle 3 years ago
"You're the only female besides my mom that hasn't made me want to wring her neck" this specimen is a murder waiting to happen
#29
Happy Panda 3 years ago
Sameee! That's exactly how I feel the more I go down the list.
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Nitka Tsar 3 years ago
Note to self: if you ever try online daring again, just say hi and then wait a few minutes. The bad guys will sort themselves out
Casey McAlister 3 years ago
Once I was using a language exchange app, and an unknown guy messaged me with "hey how r u" and when I didn't reply in 5 minutes, he produced a long-a*s rant about me being a racist and a gold digger who set up an account on the language exchange app just to find a rich husband and then blocked me.
aZZy_d3Lta 3 years ago
please for the love of god send me to another dimension, preferably one where gacha is popular
#30
Marie Dahme 3 years ago
Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. Either don’t talk to a guy then you’re a b***h .do talk to the guy then you’re a s**t. Go figure.
SkinnyMini 3 years ago
Ahh yes gotta be careful with those sultry hey’s and seductive nothing much’s
Happy Panda 3 years ago
I didn't know it's forbidden for women to talk to another guy if they are already taken. Is this some sort of an incel code or something? Smh.
Sonja 3 years ago
The really disturbing thing is, in their heads they're truly believing that sh*t. Everything is *leading them on* when they don't get what they want. Saying hi, a bored smile, not smiling, looking at them, looking away, wearing a tank top, wearing a parka (it's too clingy! Those shapes are soooo provocative), eating a banana, eating mashed potatoes, feeding ducks, it really doesn't matter. You could lie bleeding on the floor after an accident and they'd feel led on if your shirt hitched up. They're so disgusting.
The shoebill 3 years ago
well that’s just wrong on the op because it was 38 words not 16. I’m so disappointed.
Ghaniyah Verma 3 years ago
16 words? None of them even inappropriate? Dude needs serious help.
#31
Lianna Bolt 3 years ago
Or…in the same age group. The fact that this guy thinks it totally a normal, okay thing to just come up behind teenagers & take pictures of them, is wrong on so many levels.
Lena Flising 3 years ago
How do you know it's not brother and sister walking together? Or two friends?
#32
aZZy_d3Lta 3 years ago
i have seen both, both against my will. I am a f*****g minor. there are "nice girls" out there too, and now because of those traumatic experiences, I am Ace.
UnseeJuiceWitch (any pronouns) 2 years ago
hello. Please stop making LGB people seem like this,most actual lgb dont do this (lgb is lesbian gay and bisexual)
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
Nice try. I'm going to send you links to porn websites, and potentially a therapist. Lemme know if this works for you.
#33
MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock 3 years ago
No. Doggos are trained. Obviously, this creature is not.
Load More Replies... Alexandra Davis 3 years ago
Me and my friend do it ironically in messages to each other as it's funny but men using it as a pick up line are just doing us all a favour by instantly showing us not to bother!
Tameeza Joyce Lightowler 1 year ago
I'm giving a huge benefit of the doubt here... But could he have meant *peers nervously*? As in *looks nervously*? Autocorrect can have a lot to answer for... Especially as we don't see the rest of the message
#34
MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock 3 years ago
Hello (with the intention of shoving a rusty pitchfork up the person’s butt)
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Aboredpanda 3 years ago
I really feel like the downvote button needs to be the right button for these posts...
Dandelion Girl 3 years ago
See idk what to do with these posts. do I downvote because this is so repulsive, or do I upvote because the worst ones are supposed to be at the top?
UnseeJuiceWitch (any pronouns) 2 years ago
hello (with the intent of putting you in a trash compactor)
#35
Asphalt Bubblegum 3 years ago (edited)
Actually, you can help me solve a problem! Let me grab a spade and let's stroll through my garden... There a spot over by the shade tree that needs a bit of fresh fertilizer. Oh hon, I don't hug for affection... I hug to see what the circumference and depth measurements are. Now, see that spot right there? Closer... Closer... *THUNK!* Well sir, problem solved! Thank you for making yourself useful.
Wesley Humphreys 3 years ago
I just don’t even want to keep reading the thread anymore. That’s enough bp for today
#36
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago (edited)
And out of the entire thing, what makes me mad is he says "I'm sorry if you feel I was wrong". EXCUSE ME!!! And no, a person working 2 jobs with one starting at 4am DOESN'T have 2 seconds to respond to a text!
#37
Alexandra Davis 3 years ago
If you click on the link under the picture of the text, you'll see the whole photo on twitter and he opens it up with "sup sl*t"!!
Lena Flising 3 years ago
The Big Sexual Liberation (at least in the west) happened in 1968. A little presumptuous to mention something that happened to you grandmother, isn't it?
#38
Phobrek Taz 3 years ago
Yep, that's a threat. Contact police, get restraining order. Out vile trash like this to their workplace, family.
Lukyan Terdal 2 years ago
Pretending to be Deathstroke is a step up from pretending to be Joker. Not a big step, but still a step.
#39
Marie Dahme 3 years ago
We should all spam xdickhog44 on his snap and send him just stupid c**p and tell what a dork he is. Maybe he’ll be super embarrassed to know all his psycho babble is here for all the world to see. Lol
CultOfBambi 3 years ago
I wonder what he'd think if he started receiving a slew of d1ck pics? Any Pandas out there have some they can share with him? Doesn't have to be your own.
Load More Replies... Haywood Jablome 3 years ago
I once saw a video of someone getting their fun parts eaten by dogs, and that was the worst thing I'd ever seen until I read this monologue
MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock 3 years ago
Moral: if a guy says he’s a ‘nice guy’ when you first meet, he 99.9999% probably isn’t.
Happy Panda 3 years ago
I usually can tolerate a lot of things, but this list... this list is a whole 'nother level.
Per-Ole Sjuve 3 years ago
I wonder if the 43 other xdickhog are as cool as this guy. Schizo-creep is the new black I guess.
#40
Well-Dressed Wolf 3 years ago
As a wolf, I do not know what an oofmie/oofmy is. And we do not show our teeth and snarl at people via text. That’s just uncouth.
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Shaun Coleman 2 years ago
Never heard of "oofmie". Had to Google it. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=oomfie
Finn Marlin 3 years ago
An "oomfie" is someone acting sexual or cute, related to OWO and UWU. Similar to "bestie".
#41
#42
Full of Giggles 3 years ago
Not gonna lie, it works for my husband. But he says it in a playful tone.
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MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock 3 years ago
Sorry, but I think I will go and punch him AFTER I’ve quit snorting.
Alexandra Davis 3 years ago
Someone has watched too much p0rn and thinks if it works there, then that's what woman want and it'll work for him!
#43
Jessica Sherman 1 year ago
Originally from china Japan kinda appropriated it now its more recognised as japanese
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Bored_NorWeirdian 3 years ago (edited)
This whole list made me lost faith in men. The ones you believe are nice and kind are the worst sort. It’s shocking what many of these guys write to women! Some on this list is frightening as hell, talking about rape ,call them whores after being kindly rejected. Makes me wonder how their parents raised them….?! And how they treat their mother and sisters? Idea to a new reality show: Parents going through these mens phones and watch everything they wrote to women online. Then make them contact every single one and apologise. Then straight to jail for a month or two minimum!
#44
Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
The internet offers anonymity and unfettered access to, literally, billions of strangers. Give a human with poor boundaries, poorer impulse control, and no shame access, and you get folks like this.
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DuchessDegu 3 years ago
I'll describe mine! White, long hair, smells like tuna flakes, likes cozy warm places, dislike being brushed and smell of lemons. Also meows a lot when she wants to play!
MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock 3 years ago
I’ll describe my pussy cat: grumpy, black, short fur, pink toe beans :D
Load More Replies... Alexandra Davis 3 years ago
"Well I have 6. They are all furry, love to sleep and purr lots. They all have 4 legs apart from 1 which has 3 legs but he can still climb trees and sprint as fast as the others! I love talking about my pussy cats so much!" Would be my response!
Kate Jones 3 years ago
I wish the realistic robot sex dolls would come along faster, honestly, because we could start gofundme's and get one to all of these incel guys so they can do whatever they want to them and have nice fake girlfriends who will do whatever they want. Then women might get a break from this c**p.
Old Roadie 3 years ago (edited)
Ooh. You should read "Inamorata." Brilliant story of animatronic sex doll that became sentient. It will tug at your heart.
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Eris Kallisti 3 years ago
Aren't they supposed to be yes or no questions? Oh wait, the answer is obviously no
AMaureen Dance 3 years ago
I understand in 20 questions, the answer has to be yes or no. So, no.
Aboredpanda 3 years ago
Orange hair, cute and soft, stinky af, drools a lot when happy, gets bitey when he's not happy, demanding and impatient, known to claw to get things out of your hands. Need I go on.
#45
#46
Bored_NorWeirdian 3 years ago
What a POS! Change number and go to the police. You have evidence with him admitting it!
Princezz Puffypants 2 years ago
This is called "identity theft" and is, in fact, illegal. Everywhere.
#47
Daffydillz' Cold Contagious 3 years ago (edited)
Why not just use a firehose, he seems like he needs to see a real gusher 😈 hehe he! ETA punctuation
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Random panda 2 years ago
Bruh this probably grown-a*s man (due to them not putting up a age status) is asking a 13 YEAR OLD GIRL about their sexual activity.
Suzanne Tilson 2 years ago (edited)
So what, being a woman means she can't get some of that intellectual convo . What a slug.
#48
Kate Jones 3 years ago
You know, there's so much free porn out there why do guys have to inflict their insanity on women? I don't understand how anyone would think this is going to get a positive response.
Ovata Acronicta 3 years ago
Leave it to that guy to turn a really fascinating piece of art that is extremely uplifting to a lot of people into a game of "Guess Who?". How obnoxious.
#49
ThisIsMyDisplayName 3 years ago
For a child, hundreds of dollars sounds like vast wealth and 'investing into the S&P500' probably sounds like a real sophisticated billionaire-y thing. I get the feeling that a few of these deeply creepy guys are either literally (screwed up) children or severely developmentally delayed.
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Megan O'Neill 3 years ago
Hundreds of dollars you say?! In the "S&P 500"? Well, ladies will be lining up for this financial genius.
#50
MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock 3 years ago
Are you sure? No one has broken his legs yet?
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Patty Kate 3 years ago
At least he knows to walk away and not look back. Too bad he thinks she'd follow.
#51
Donquixotl 3 years ago
Reminder that only a small percentage of people are this way, but they do tend to f**k things up for the rest of us.
Marie Dahme 3 years ago
Women know that most men aren’t really like this, but it’s just sad these days that it’s happening more often.
Load More Replies... Daffydillz' Cold Contagious 3 years ago
It appears to me that he's asking if he can have ânal sex with the girl that he is texting, by having this character's bûtt facing out in the pic and asking if he can hit.
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What do you think ?
Giovanna 3 years ago
I am SOOO grateful I was too old when this Tinder thing came out. So grateful.
Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
No, back in the day we had to go on actual dates with these creeps and find out first hand. At least girls now get a heads up so they can avoid meeting them at all.
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JustJackie 3 years ago
Wtf is wrong with these people? And there are still men out there, who don't understand why we need to be careful. Also funny how you're a fat ugly, a$s whore, once you turn them down. Didn't you message them because you thought they were attractive? Remove head from aśş, and realise that the way you view women is the problem, not women. We don't owe you anything. Get it together, or leave us alone.
ToGo 3 years ago
So, to any guys who were wondering why women have their guards up, why you should cross the street if you see them walking home alone at night, want to know why dating is so difficult these days etc, there's your answer. These are the type of people you should be blaming.
Literal Pigeon 3 years ago
The creepiest part is how many of these seem to be directed towards Asian women... white men fetishizing Asians is way too normalized in society. Asian people aren't your "anime girl waifus". (Speaking as an Asian person)
Hello_my_name_is_Genevieve 3 years ago
Can we stick to funny cats, cute dogs and science jokes please? I'm disturbed.
Giovanna 3 years ago
I am SOOO grateful I was too old when this Tinder thing came out. So grateful.
Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
No, back in the day we had to go on actual dates with these creeps and find out first hand. At least girls now get a heads up so they can avoid meeting them at all.
Load More Replies... JustJackie 3 years ago
Wtf is wrong with these people? And there are still men out there, who don't understand why we need to be careful. Also funny how you're a fat ugly, a$s whore, once you turn them down. Didn't you message them because you thought they were attractive? Remove head from aśş, and realise that the way you view women is the problem, not women. We don't owe you anything. Get it together, or leave us alone.
ToGo 3 years ago
So, to any guys who were wondering why women have their guards up, why you should cross the street if you see them walking home alone at night, want to know why dating is so difficult these days etc, there's your answer. These are the type of people you should be blaming.
Literal Pigeon 3 years ago
The creepiest part is how many of these seem to be directed towards Asian women... white men fetishizing Asians is way too normalized in society. Asian people aren't your "anime girl waifus". (Speaking as an Asian person)
Hello_my_name_is_Genevieve 3 years ago
Can we stick to funny cats, cute dogs and science jokes please? I'm disturbed.
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